Alright /co/, tell me why you love your Waifu, without using

>>93730149
Lust.

Girl's a hot... girl.... person....WAIT!

I want a blowjob

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>>93730149
Mexican Ghost.

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>>93730149
Classy
Snarky
Glamour
placeholder image because >>>/mlp/

>>93730184
Gypsy grill is hot

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>>93730149
Loyal robot, big tiddy

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>>93730177
>>93730184

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Tough wood-chopping amazon.

Big fat blowjob tits

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Lawful

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>>93730149
Loyal
Good troll
Has a big ass
Not Karkat

>>93730228
Slut.

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>>93730258
Okay okay, HOT Mexican ghost.

>>93730149
Who said I had a waifu, idiot?

>>93730336
>without using the letter "e"
>Mexican

What Waifu? Who said I had that?

>>93730369
Hispanic*

Apologies for my egregious error, Mr. Burns.

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Goth

>>93730425
How are you pan?

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>>93730149
Dick go hard for imps and sassy shortstacks.

>>93730390
Chilanga*

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Uhhh...Morrigan is a stunning and...fun-loving...woman?

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Patrician class
Outstanding
Charming
Hard as Diamonds

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>>93730463
What? I'm not sure what you mean, genuinely.

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>>93730333
you take that back, half satan.

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>>93730149
hardbody with charming articulation, a captivating grin, and a darling mug.

>>93730512
pan pizza is a youtuber/cartoon reviewer who likes goth girls. anon was asking how you were doing, implying that you are him.

>>93730512
It's "le funny pan meme", which /co/ finds funny for some reason. You'll get used to it eventually.

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Kind but naughty. Enjoys having fun. Alluring black... outfit. Fantastic body.

>>93730579
>>93730563
Y'all know I use this board, right?

>>93730613
never said you didn't. you were confused and i explained.

>>93730634
I wasn't the guy who asked.

>>93730592
>Enjoys
>E

>>93730149
I trully wish for pass my days aside my waifu.
also I want to knock up that womb.

>>93730149
Girl is hot

>>93730563
Excuse my newfaggotry

>>93730592
>Enjoys
so close anon

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>>93730149
>Enjoys having fun.
>Enjoys
>E

>>93730613
Even if he does use this board, so what? It's not like he is the only one who likes goth girls. Why make the same old joke every time a goth is mentioned?

>>93730669
>>93730660
Well, fuck me.

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My gal is a hot Kryptonian with big boobs, a tight snatch, and a tush that is both round and bouncy.

Cool Mask, cool tools to fight with and a shy girl with a good mouth noise, also ghost wolfs

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>>93731010
>Noise

I don't own a waifu.

>>93730149
I fuck it all day with a dildo on its tits.

>>93731156

You don't owwwwwwwwn waifus, dude. Its a consensual relationship, maaaaan.

>>93730149
Ponka Po

>>93731236
How's this for no "E"s?
Shut up Boco.

>>93730149
Long hair is good on a girl. Also good brain

>>93731290

Y--um...okay, sir...

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>>93730149
Strong, hardworking, and truthful cowgirl.

Yes you know exactly who I'm on about.

>>93730149
'cuz I want to gag on his thighs.

>>93730663
>Aside

Sorry, no dice.

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>limbs slim and long
>could totally rock a thong
>would look good on my dong
>also did nothing wrong

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This swim fit big titty fish girl was all thirsty and I'm all nothing short of a man soda big gulp.

>>93730149
I lack any waifus at all, who do you think I am?

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>>93730592
>Betty Boop
E aside holy fuck this is the best taste on this board ever.

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>>93730149
Bad guy.

>>93731544
kys

Pearl a shit. Manipulative jealous lesbo with a jew nose and no nice assets.

>>93730149
want to making fuck

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>>93731642
>Manipulative
She was lonely and did something she didn't even realize was bad until was uncovered. Pearl repented for that.
>jealous
Jealousy is cute.
>jew nose
She has an alien nose. And it's also cute.
>no nice assets
Lots of attractive personality and physical traits.

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>>93730149
my waifu is still and kind

>>93730149
Is a coot

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>>93731820
You're wrong on so many levels.

>She was lonely and did something she didn't even realize was bad
WRONG. She knew what she was doing was bad because it was manipulative and people would fucking hate it.

>Jealousy is cute
WRONG. I might show you care for someone but there are levels of it, and Pearl goes overboard too many fucking times.

>She has an alien nose. And it's also cute
Wrong. Large noses are not attractive. This is not subjective opinion, it is objective fact.

>Lots of attractive personality and physical traits
SO WRONG. Constant source of annoyance. Uptight and prude as fuck. Holier-than-thou attitude towards everyone that isn't Garnet. Has no tits, has no curves, has no arse.

WORST FUCKING GEM.

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>>93730149
Good with animals
Good with tools
Illustrations showing or implying lascivious situations involving my waifu bring about orgasms

>>93731960
>She knew what she was doing was bad
No. When she was caught she had justifications which she believed in. Even Amethyst told Garnet she understood why Pearl did it.
>Pearl goes overboard too many fucking times.
When? She never tried to sabotage Rose and Greg's relationship, only pointed out her own bond with the Quartz.
>Large noses are not attractive.
Faggot.
>SO WRONG.
You're one blind nugget. Also
>Has no tits, has no curves, has no arse.
>implying that's a bad thing

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>>93732580
Holy shit I would not be your friend in real life. I would kick your arse in video games at every possible occasion.

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Tits r fantastic.

>>93732623
Fatty

>>93730149
Jackie Chan Adve- FUCK

Fat Puss

>>93730149
slut