So can we all agree that this was a terrible movie and Marvel

>>93729536
>So can we all agree that this was a terrible movie
Well, not me. I quite enjoyed it actually.

I don't agree

>>93729536
So can we all agree OP is a faggot?

was pretty mediocre but is being overrated as fuck by MCU shills

I agree with the last point, but the other 3 didn't really bother me much

It was kinda an Iron Man movie, they overused Iron Man way too much and even RDJ said it.

>>93729689
This, I agree

Are we really arguing with an OP that calls Spider-Man "Spiderman" and clearly didn't watch the movie because he clearly kicks people

>>93729536
No.
>>93729689
Yes.

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>>93729536
>So can we all agree that this was a terrible movie

hahahahahahah

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>93729536
If they wanted to put another hero in it why didn't they just use The Punisher? They have his rights back and he's a character who Peter actually has some relation/history with.

>>93729689
agreed

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>>93729536
so you havent seen the movie but want to start a thread

>>93729536
I disagree, I enjoyed the part when Spidey drop kicked the guy off the boat, was happy that Tony Stark had less than 16 minutes of screen time and was happy they made sure to keep Spidey's villain grounded. MJ I couldn't care less about. All in all I give it an 8/10, they could have used more Spidey action and less Peter Parker and the final fight needed some work on the visuals, but beyond that I loved it.

Also
>can we all agree
Haha no, where do you think you are?

>>93730114
>16 minutes of screentime
I think you mean an hour and some change

>>93730314
Just like the Joker in suicide squad, right anon? Dominated the whole movie, had no time for any of Smith Shots quips, or anything.

>>93730371
How the fuck is talking about Suicidal trash you insecure MCUck?

>>93729536
>Iron Man appears in over half the movie
False, but should be less, I'll go with more Happy instead
>MJ is ugly as shit
She should be like the comic > white redhead
>Spiderman doesn't punch or kick anyone
Not sure if in the bank Scene he punch in the boat scene he kick a couple of times but doesn't need to the action scenes are ok
>Villain's motivation is extremely shallow like all other American 'muh family' characters
I really like the Vulture, the car scene is weak but overall good character well writen

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>>93730468
It's a comparison, both Joker and Ironman were plastered all over the poster and trailers for the Homecoming and suicide squad movies, and both were in said movies for less than 16 minutes.

Of course you'd know that if you werent, in all likelihood, a shitposter from /tv/. Maybe you should go back.

>>93730484
What makes you think vulture is well written
He's all over the place, he's like half psychopath and half family man.
What is his motivation really? He lives in a mansion so why is he so desperate to steal more shit? He accidently kill one of his henchmen with no second thought, but forgives Peter for fucking him over multiple times despite him knowing about his criminal activities.

>>93729536
>between the Twin Towers

w-what? Is this an official poster?

>>93730702
He never really does anything psychopathic though. When when he accidentally roasts a guy he goes "Oh shit whoops" because he picked up the wrong thing.

>>93730927
>shows no remorse or regret having murdered someone
>drops spiderboy over lake and tries to kill him muiltiple times
>has no qualms stealing and selling dangerous self destructing weapons to randoms
I mean, he's not a mass murderer, but I wouldn't exactly call him sane

>>93730927
That alone makes him a sociopath.

>>93729689
Yes.

Once a day, folks.

I heard it's the best Spidey yet.

>>93729536
>So can we all agree that X
No. No we cannot. The answer to this question will always be no for any given value of X.

>>93731340
It's slightly worse than SM2 at best, but it's leagues better than ASM. Go in expecting a Marvel movie and you won't be disappointed.

>>93729689
Yeah, sure.

>>93731032
Would you really feel all that bad for killing that guy? He just tried to blackmail him, and seemed to be a pretty massive piece of shit all around.

Flash was easily the worst part of the movie

>>93729536
>>Spiderman doesn't punch or kick anyone
>Spide-Man doesn't kick anyone
>doesn't kick anyone
>kick

Nigger his main physical attack was a fucking kick.

I thought it was pretty shit. I was expecting a Ditko adaptation, would have been 10 times better.

>>93729536
>Iron Man appears in over half the movie
No he didnt
>MJ is ugly as shit
No she isn't
>Spiderman doesn't punch or kick anyone
Yes he does
>Villain's motivation is extremely shallow like all other American 'muh family' characters
Its about making money, son

>>93730799
You are one dumb person

>>93731483
Yep. Terribly casted, terribly acted, and is shit on the ENTIRE movie rather than being the popular kid that everyone sides with.

He honestly felt like the BULLIED kid not the bully...

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>>93731547
>I was expecting a Ditko adaptation

What part of the trailer led you to believe it was a Ditko adaptation

>>93731431
>Would you really feel all that bad for killing that guy?
Anon you're possibly a sociopath, or just edgy.

>>93729536
>Iron Man appears in over half the movie
Wrong.
>Spiderman doesn't punch or kick anyone
He mostly sticks to web tricks, but he did kick some guys on the boat.
>Villain's motivation is extremely shallow
That's subjective. I thought it was done well enough.

What an easy movie this was, literally no stakes or danger, bland villain with shit motivation, constant mention of SAME UNIVERSE GUYS, action scenes were boring, cringy dialogue, shit score and no interesting character in this flick.
At one point that nigress MJ says something like: why should I celebrate a statue build by slaves? or something like that, jesus christ. I'm gonna rewatch Spider-man 1 and 2 to wash away the taste of blandness

>>93729536
So can we all agree that this was a terrible post and OP needs to stop trying to suck cocks they clearly can't handle

>>93731617
>Iron Man appears in over half the movie
>No he didnt
Yes he did
>MJ is ugly as shit
>No she isn't
Matter of opinion, so I guess.
>Spiderman doesn't punch or kick anyone
>Yes he does
No he doesn't, he only uses webs because he's too chicken to punch.
>Villain's motivation is extremely shallow like all other American 'muh family' characters
>Its about making money, son
It's about his family. That's what it's all about.

at least try newfag

>>93731651
I didn't watch the trailers.

>>93731659
All I'm saying is this is not a guy that he liked, who just betrayed his trust and threatened to ruin his life. I don't think it's necessarily means he's a lunatic just because he didn't have a immediate, strong, apparent emotional reaction to accidentally frying the guy, especially when he seems like a rather taciturn individual.

I'm not saying he's a good person, but that scene doesn't necessarily speak to his mental health.

>>93731730
Really? I usually don't watch MCU trailers until I see them in movies, but I'm kinda surprised if you didn't see even one for this

>>93730702
I think it might be so Liz Allen could actually get through a good college. Not to mention he's probably got some greed too. He's a full family man

>>93731707
20 minutes of a 2+ hour movie doesn't equal half. Can you into math?

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>>93731756
I don't watch tv and I have adblock on my computer. I can avoid anything I want

>>93731769
I don't know, just seems like shit writing to me

>>93729689
Definitely

>>93731783
Do you not go to the theaters for anything other than superhero movies?

>>93729536
I can agree that Tom Holland is my favorite Spidey and that I liked Iron Dad WAY more than I thought I would, and also that you're a fun hating faggot with a shit opinion.

>>93731812
I wanted to see Mummy and the new Alien movie.

But my dumbfuck friends were apparently above watching a bad movie and apparently never saw any Alien movie, so we ended up doing a marathon instead.

>>93731650
He's shit on the entire movie because the movie only really follows Peter and his gay little club.

He's apparently popular enough to be the DJ at Liz's party and able to force unfunny nicknames.

>>93731769
>Liz Allen
It's Liz Toomes.

>>93729536
Nice bait m8, iron had 5 minutes of screen time

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I enjoyed the movie. I enjoyed it very much. You can disagree if you want and then get the fuck out.

>>93729689
YEP

>>93731707
Iron Man has ten minutes of screentime you faggot

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>>93729536

They made MJ a nigger right?

Not watching.

>>93732000
>ten
Try 45 minutes. Don't forget his wise words during the big climax.

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>>93731974
I hated the movie. I hated it very much. You can disagree if you want and then get the fuck out.

>>93729536
Nah it was pretty great
Beats the hell out of most Spiderman movies. Would need to rewatch Raimi 1&2 to say if it hest of them all.

>>93729536
Written with marvel. Casting is Sonys fault.

>>93729536
>villain isn't actually a bad guy
I got sick of this retarded shit in every mcu flick

>>93729689

I can absolutely agree on this. OP is a raging fag-tard

>>93732114
I don't know, Ronan and Ego were pretty clearly awful people. Pierce was bad too, as was Red Skull.

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>>93729536

What's the timeline like now? Because that "8 years later" threw me the fuck off.

>>93732038
Her name isn't Mary Jane, it's Michelle Jackson.

>>93732212
Everything still happens in release order, we're just slightly in the future instead of "present day"

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>>93732190

>>93732277
>release order
GOTG2 takes place just a few months after the first movie.

>>93732405
Yeah but it also doesn't matter since the Guardians haven't left their own side of the universe yet.

This is just a fucking Audi commercial

>shows Audi smart ai drive (something that is absolutely worthless in a world with literal sentient AI)
>Guy says "impressive!"

SM 2 > SM 1 > SM 3 = SM: HC > ASM 1 > ASM 2

>>93733438
SM2 > SM:H = SM1 > ASM > SM3 > ASM 2

>>93729689
No matter what your opinion on anything is, OP is always a faggot.

>>93733438
Sm2>sm1>asm1>sm3>baka>asm2

>>93733678
This is right.

>>93729689

Seems likely.

>>93732051
>45
You didn't even watch the movie if you think that's true. nigger.

>>93729536
>Iron man appears in over half the movie
Why'd you make this thread if you didn't even watch it?

>>93733678
official rank

>>93734161
almost everyone who calls it Iron Man 4 hasn't watched the movie

>>93729536
>Marvel taking over IPs
>Spider-Man isn't originally a Marvel character before the movie rights were sold

Quality OP.

>>93732083
>Casting is Sonys fault.
>A Disney Channel starlet being shilled as the MCU MJ
>Sony's Fault

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>>93729689
Yee

>Iron Man appears in over half the movie
Not in half of the movie, but there is plenty of references, plus he appears in the most important points, making the story also about him.
>MJ is ugly as shit
She is not ugly, but they made her so fucking annoying with all the "muh personality" bullshit and she had zero relevance for the plot.
>Spiderman doesn't punch or kick anyone.
He does kick, dont have any complaints.
>Villain's motivation is extremely shallow like all other American 'muh family' characters.
More than the villains motivation i think the plot service of him being Liz father and coincidentaly meeting spiderman as peter and figuring it out is so much that i honestly felt like getting up the movie theater and leaving.

>>93734426
>n-no, but...
lol

>>93731907

It's Liz *

>>93729536
No, it's still better than any of the Fox Spider-man movies from 3 on.

I really don't like this version of Spider-Man. Way too many characters got fucked over.

>>93729689
Yes

I just watched the film, it was great, better than the Garfield ones

My favorite Spider-Man movie by far. High school life wasn't just a set piece it was a part of the character and played a big role. All the gadgets were good. The fat fuck I didn't think I was gonna like was hilarious, "Uhhh... Porn."
Also, my favorite part was that the story centered around Peter Parker, not "MJ/ Gwen Stacy I love you but being Spider-Man and loving is hard" yeah there was a little of that but it wasnt the major plot point like in the other spidermans.

>>93729689
Yep

>>93732229
No, it's Michelle Jameson.

>>93736417
i swear to god if they make jj her father and I guess also black i will never watch another marvel movie again

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>>93729536
>can we all agree to my contrarian opinion
Bruh stop posting and use that autism to make something incredible.

>>93731812
>Not closing your eyes and shouting 'LALALALALA' whenever a trailer starts
>being this much of a pleb

>>93729536

>Iron man appears in over half the movie

His total screen time is less than fifteen minutes

>>93729536
>Iron Man appears in over half the movie
I don't mind that, hes clearly a mentor type and they are clearly trying to show that Peter isn't even close to being a full fledged hero so having him in there to save the day was fine.
>MJ is ugly as shit
An opinion, they were definitely trying to make Zendaya not look incredibly attractive however. And I just have to generally disagree Zendaya is incredibly cute. I think she'll do a great job as MJ.
>Spider-Man doesn't punch or kick anyone
Pretty sure he kicked people, but no punches come to mind so I guess. But hes Spider-Man, I'm okay with him using his web powers a lot I think that stuff is really cool.
>Villain's motivation is extremely shallow like all other American 'muh family' characters
This part I'll slightly agree with you. It does to seem to be an overused trope but other then that as a reason to become the Vulture and do his villain shit I thought the character was well done.

Overall I agree on most points but I guess those points don't worsen the movie for me, are even points I enjoyed the movie for. Definitely my new favorite Spider-Man.

>>93729536
it's pretty bad, but still better than anything Sony could have done on their own (without someone like Raimi).

>>93731753
Dude, you're justifying murder of someone you've known less than 40 minutes. Stop being a psychotic dweeb

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>>93729689

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>you will never have a cute-voiced AI urging you to use instant-kill mode and helping you with your love life

>>93731547
Watched an hour of it so far. Shit sucks. Peter should not be this big of a shit. Part of what made Peter amazing was that he was able to stand up with the major hitters in spite of not having half the shit they do.

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I thought this was pretty over-designed.

>>93737890
I just find it funny that people thought that Spider-Man would have the original suit through the franchise and not constantly changing costumes.

>>93730314
Don't think you saw the same movie I did

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>>93737890

That's fucking terrible

My major complaint is that Marvel is too busy trying to push jokes in favor of narrative. It works in Guardians but not every fucking movie needs to be a comedy goldmine. It is making all the movies blend into one another and it hampers the plot and tone. That scene at the end in the bathroom took to fucking long, the Ned sperging out took far too long. Penis Parker was stupid dumb shit and was not clever.

>>93737935
Bingo. I thought I was just going to be a judgmental prick towards this movie but so far it's fucking garbage. It's making Spider-Man 3 a better movie.

>>93737890
thats probably why he didn't take it

>>93737935
not really, it's literally the first suit but with a bigger symbol and a bit of gold

>>93738024
Furthermore, I think it was a good movie but it doesn't feel like a Spider-Man movie the way SM1-SM3 did but I still rank it above SM3, all the amazing SM movies, and I am leaning towards it being better than SM1 but I need to rewatch that t be sure.

>>93738024
>Penis Parker was stupid dumb shit and was not clever.
>>The bullies' joke was dumb shit and not clever
NO FUCKING SHIT! Bullies don't go out of their way to be clever. They go out of their way to be mean!

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>>93738099
>>93738024

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>>93729536
great Spider-man scenes
terrible, terrible peter parker scenes
I don't even care about Flash being brown, I just can't look at some scrawny kid as the school popular bully. I'm surprised no one just smacked his face or told him to fuck off. If he was jut going to be Peter's academic rival who's too high strung sure, but that's not the case
Them going on about how everyone wants to fuck Peter's Aunt is creepy. Yeah, the actor is pretty hot, but I can't stop thinking of Aunt May as an old granny even when I see this one on screen.
Most of the school humor was cringy. That's fine once in a while, but most Peter scenes are just something embarrassing and it's hard to watch
Michelle and Ned were really cliche characters, especially Michelle.
Ned kind of works since he as an actual character arc
but Michelle is like a character we're expected to like but what if you don't!? The MJ reveal was also dumb, kind of an annoying fake out. Should have just said she was supposed to be MJ instead of doing this.

Also, the "You're Shocker now" thing was just what the fuck? Was that suppose to be a joke? We just saw him die onscreen. I'm okay with black humor, but that didn't fit.

Pros:
>Peter Parker was pretty good
>Ganke (Ned)
>Michael Keaton as Vulture
>seeing other villains like the Shocker and Scorpion (maybe a sinister 6?)
>Almost always in the spider suit
>that Steve Ditko homage

Cons:
>Flash Thompson being a skinny Indian kid who is popular but also part of the fucking trivia team
>Flash Thompson not being Spider-Man's biggest fan and forming a fanclub at school
>MJ isn't actually Mary Jane
>no Gwen Stacy
>fight scenes sucked (literally no punches)
>too much Iron Man bullshit
>Peter doesn't say "Aunt May", just says "May"
>Aunt May is a MILF running gag

>>93738415
>>no Gwen Stacy
she was on the school announcements

>>93738468
That was Betty Brant

>>93738347
Usually the base their jokes on something a bit more than he his name starts with a P so penis it is.

>>93738357
What did I say wrong, my honest opinions I just wanted to share.

>>93738468
Did I miss Henry anywhere?

>>93738390
>I'm surprised no one just smacked his face or told him to fuck off.
That's all I was saying to myself as I'm watching it. That little bitch deserves a smack upside the head. Also "MJ" is literally nothing like her comic book counterpart and is a slap in the face to the character. In fact, NONE of the characters behave like their comic book counterparts. Like not at all.

This series is seriously shitting on my childhood by making it brown.

>>93738543
>This series is seriously shitting on my childhood by making it brown.
Literally just saw someone post this exact sentence on /tv/. Just a heads up regarding the level of the posters in this thread.

>>93738516
>Usually the base their jokes on something a bit more than he his name starts with a P so penis it is.
You would not believe how simple Teenagers would go for a demeaning comment.

>>93738543
>Also "MJ" is literally nothing like her comic book counterpart and is a slap in the face to the character.
she's literally a new character. they just put in the MJ thing because 'HERP A DERP THIS IS YOUR MJ"
I don't mind her as a new character, teen heroes need a bitchy not!love interest these days
but was the "MJ" thing really necessary? really kills the chance to put Mary Jane in a future movie for fan fair honestly

>>93738623
>Just a heads up regarding the level of the posters in this thread.
Fuck does that mean?

>>93738390
Aunt May really should never have been an old granny. It makes no fucking sense.

>>93738543
>In fact, NONE of the characters behave like their comic book counterparts. Like not at all.
>This series is seriously shitting on my childhood by making it brown.

that doesn't matter as long as it's done well
We can all accept good changes like what they did with Vulture
but saying that bad changes are bad because they're changes is dumb. just hate them for being bad.
Flash is bad because he's not believable as a bully
Michelle is bad because she's annoying

>>93731650
>>93731483
>They were going for a "modern" bully
I guess it works somewhat in the context of being in a private school for nerd. In a real high school the kid would be eaten alive for acting like a little faggot, his parents' money wouldn't mean shit.

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>>93738666
How about this Satan.

>new SM movie
>Mary Jane Watson is new girl at school
>She tells people her friends call her MJ
>Michelle remarks that is her nickname
>someone comments that that will never catch on for her

Would you be happy?

>>93729689
yep

>>93738666
>but was the "MJ" thing really necessary?
No. No it wasn't and anyone who gives a shit about the character will agree with me. Same with Flash. His journey from Peter's bully to Peter's friend, to coma patient, to gym teacher, to war hero, to Venom. Anyone who disagrees doesn't read comics and therefore opinion is moot.

>>93738760
>We can all accept good changes like what they did with Vulture
.The only reason I'm giving him a pass is because Michael Keaton is baller and I've never seen the Vulture get his due in comics. And no, Slott's rendition doesn't count. And neither does the iteration found in Spider-Man: The Animated Series because his entire shtick was tied to stealing youth and god knows that didn't occur in this movie.

>>93738798
I asked a question. Posting a pic does nothing but display how fucking retarded you are. Try harder.

Can we all agree that the Vulture's design and wing tech looked fucking amazing.

>>93729536
>Iron Man appears in over half the movie
there's only two scenes with the suit
>MJ is ugly as shit
her personality was qt
>Spiderman doesn't punch or kick anyone
so what, he has no training and wants to take people out non-lethally while not getting too close in case they stab him or some shit, webbing is the logical solution
>Villain's motivation is extremely shallow like all other American 'muh family' characters
deeper motivation than almost all capeshit characters

only reason to hate it is if you just want to hate on the MCU for ebin 4chan cool boy points

>>93738803
that'd be even worse honestly
i'd rather own up to their changes than doing them

I think I'd like the idea if a future Spider-Man movie involves the Spider-Verse and we can see Toby meet Tom. I think that'd be entertaining

>>93738876
As much as I despised this movie, yeah. I agree. Vulture was the best part of this movie aside from being a freaking sociopath. He literally killed one of his teammates he had known for a minimum of 8 years and displayed zero reaction. Not saying that's a bad character move, but anyone who says he was relatable is a fucking psychopath.

>>93729689
I willingly jerk off to traps and OP's gayer than I am.

>>93738981
I think I would just go "Oops, that was a thing that happened, whatever" about killing that guy too. He was a dick and threatened to blackmail me, I just wouldn't give a fuck about his life. I wouldn't go as far as handing his shit to the next guy and saying "well you are the Shocker now" but I still wouldn't care.

>>93738981
i feel like that was a joke on character changes, but it really didn't fit in the movie

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>>93737890
>>93737935
>>93738049
>judging the suit that Spider-Man turned down
>not realizing its based on the already over-designed Iron Spider suit

>>93738347
This.
Puny Parker wasn't good either. People just want a carbon copy

>>93739183
Puny Parker was at least based on something more than his name starts with a P.

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literally Spider-Kino

>>93729536
Not terrible, it was ok. But their choices of turning everyone in stupid fucking nerds was shit.

Flash should be a fucking white football player bully fan of the spider-man, not someone that looks like he will explode the school in the name of Alá.

At least Vulture was better than the hqs, except the 2099 cannibal one.

>>93739178
>Spider-Man turned down
>>not realizing its based on the already over-designed Iron Spider suit
Did I say I didn't know it was the Iron Spidey suit? No. No I didn't. Try harder next time.
>Also Civil War era Spidey was the last time we saw Spidey act like an adult. True story.

>>93739282
>this movie about teenagers in 2017 should use outdated stereotypes about teenagers in 1980
im sorry that you cant live out your self-insert fantasy of beating up your high school bully but almost no high schools work like that anymore

>>93729536
OP if you're going to make bait threads at least read the reviews properly.

if it wasn't for the >Iron Man appears in over half the movie

you would have got a lot more people. With that line you made it obvious you haven't even watched the movie.

>>93739409
yet this thread got nearly 160 replies, what does that say about /co/?

>>93739282
WHEN I SAY PENIS YOU SAY PARKER

>>93739422
half the posts are making fun of his retardation

>>93739357
>but almost no high schools work like that anymore
Confirmed for not going to highschool recently. Not saying that's a bad thing, I'm glad you're old as dirt. But bully's still exist that use physical intimidation to get what they want in combination with gaming the social culture of highschool. Acting like it doesn't exist and doesn't apply anymore is asinine.

>>93739434
God, this was the fucking worst, but it was so bad that made me laugh.

>>93731659
Bryce just tried to blackmail him after he blew his entire cover and brought Spider-Man after them. I'm not justifying Adrian but what he was trying to do was justified, and his lack of concern too.

From the start of the movie its shown that Bryce is a piece of shit all around, that doesn't care about laying low. Adrian just wasn't going to let the guy endanger his family freely

>>93739471

it was great because that's the kind of dumb shit highschoolers do to take the piss out of each other

The movie didn't appeal to me as an adult therefore this superhero movie is bad

>>93733678
I agree with this

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>>93729536
>/co/
>agreeing on something

Good one OP, you never fail to make me laugh

>>93739445
and eighty posts otherwise...?

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>>93731393
I was actually disappointed because I was expecting a Marvel movie. Looking at what the did with Ant man and GoTG I was disappointed that this was the best the could come up with to start Spider-Man's journey considering it has better source material than the Avengers.
>Side characters are severely underutilized
>MJ's "character development" made zero sense since she was on screen for a total of one minute and nobody treated her differently
>Peter learns from Tony that it's okay to ignore everything he said about putting people in danger as long as he wins
>"I'm a strong independent spider who don't need no Stark tech!! Huh? Oh yay Mr. Stark gave me my Stark tech suit back!"
>That blatant Miles Morales pandering Scene
>Fuck the Washington monument and fuck white people!

I feel like the last third of the movie was significantly better than everything that came before. Also

Spider-Man 2 > Spider-Man 1 > Spider-Man 3 > ASM 2 > ASM 1 > Homecoming

I'm not even saying Homecoming was a bad movie, just a piss poor Spider-Man movie and regardless of all the little things I actually enjoyed about this movie, it's still balls.

>>93739780
and ASM 2 was a great Spider-Man movie? lmao ok

>>93739546
If stupid, annoying and unfunny is what they were going for they got it right with Michele. Every 'joke' of hers was painful.

Somehow Captain America was the best part of a Spider-man movie

>>93738981
think about this. He gave job to the guy for who knows how many fucking years despite his lack of puntuality, his lazyness and his knack for disobeying his orders (put this stuff around here, try to lay low and don't shoot in the open).

And when he fires the guy (he doesn't even menace him with doing something, he just fires him and tells him to grab his stuff) Bryce menaces his family. To tell the cops about his business. A guy like this more than likely would also try to use his family as leverage.

So he gets the ray gun mixed with the antigravity gun and ends up frying the guy. Although he's cold about it it was no less than what the guy deserved.

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>>93739780
>asm2 above anything
It's The Room tier awful

>>93739804
She wasn't joking, she was just a SJW self insert.

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Captain America here...

>>93739968
i actually loved these

>>93739915
>"But you're here..."
>"Am I, Peter? Am I?" bites food and walks off
And the movie let that joke hang for a moment. Awkward as fuck.

>>93738049
>>93737935
>>93737890
I think that's probably why he didn't take it. his old suit was in that bag, obviously.

>>93739968
>That second after credits scene with Cap
I've never felt so cheated but also so satisfied.

It was a pretty mediocre flick, saying that, it was pretty forgettable too.

>>93739801
Not saying it's a better movie alltogether. But a better Spider-Man movie, yeah.

>>93740031
Hazah!

>>93729536
I get the feeling that Michelle isn't actually going to be MJ. It seems like marvel was testing the waters to see if they could use that character as Peters love interest and possibly make everyone happy, but if they can't make everyone happy then they still have a door to introduce Mary Jane later

>>93733678
good

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>>93739968
>pretty sure this guy's a war criminal now, but they make us show these anyway

kek

>>93740312
there should've been more hannibal scenes

What if they make a Spiderverse movie next and call all the other spider-man actors for a new movie plus Miles Morales? It could be fun.

>>93729689
ayyyy finally something I agree with

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>>93729536

I wanted to like it. I really wanted to like it. But...

>Tom Holland aight but veered too far into AW GOLLY GEE territory one too many times
>High-tech suit does all the fucking work for him, takes away the resourcefulness that makes the character interesting in the first place
>MJ
>Shoehorns in handful of iconic Spider-Man hallmarks not already mined by other adaptations for sake of "look, it's this scene!" without understanding the gravitas that made them so meaningful in the first place
>Ganke annoying and one-note
>Seriously what the fuck were you thinking with MJ
>Villain doesn't even meet Spider-Man until the movie is almost over
>Going way overboard with John Hughes influence to the point of toeing the line between homage and straight up rip-off (which makes little sense anyway for a movie starring and ostensibly aimed at people born after the year 2000)
>"The old Parker luck" turned into Peter being such a reckless, massively destructive fuck-up who causes nearly 100% of his own problems by the end of the film
>Peter comes across as downright stupid at times
>Aunt May given nothing to do
>Stated timeline causes massive plot holes
>Too many people know Peter's identity
>Peter being totally cool with it
>Tries to be more clever than it actually is
>Never addressed how Tony figured out Peter's identity from a single blurry Youtube video
>Pepper's cameo used for quick joke that completely shatters the impact behind the quiet reveal that she'd left Tony's ass pre-Civil War
>It's not even the race thing (which I could honestly give a damn about); why take one of the most vivacious, confident, and fun characters in all of comics and turn her into a dumpy, rude, pretention-spouting teenager who is shown being nothing but consistently shitty to the friends she keeps insisting she ~doesn't have~
>Generally tries and fails to approach the same territory already masterfully covered by Spectacular Spider-Man

>>93736454
He could be white. The actual love interest was mixed and darker than MJ.

>>93730702
>'s like half psychopath and half family man
I'm guessing you've never been the sole provider for a family.

Go home and be a family man.

>>93731393
this is pretty accurate, I don't think it dethroned Spidey 2 (though I didn't expect it to) but it's still easily the 2nd best one so far.

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>>93736417

>>93737890
it's overdesigned but I kind of hope it shows up in Infinity War, then gets destroyed/ditched afterwards

Just got back from it:

-Pacing was fairly balanced, 2bh
-CGI was a little cheesy at times but visuals were otherwise great
-Didn't get that shit where Peter keeps his web fluid under the lockers. Just, the fuck?
-The villain being the girl's dad was a huge fucking asspull and corny as shit

All in all it was what I'd consider a decent tentpole movie. The chief reason I saw it is for an icebreaker when I email this marketing executive at Sony next week.

>>93740103
I pray you're right.

>>93740458
I feel like you and I would get along famously. If anything I'd like to by you a beer because you have a critical eye for what makes a movie tick.

>>93729536

Yeah it's seriously shit. Tom Holland is the worse thing to happen to Spider Man ever.

>>93737890

>Not Iron Spider

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrH3XiMR3KA

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There was this really cute girl at the theater when I went today but then I realized she was with her girlfriend

fuckin kill me lads

>>93729689

Go suck RDJs dick some more Tom.

>>93740458
>High-tech suit does all the fucking work for him, takes away the resourcefulness that makes the character interesting in the first place
The entire climax of the film was him learning that he shouldn't rely on the suit and that he does just fine without it.
>Villain doesn't even meet Spider-Man until the movie is almost over
Most of the film is him trying to find where Vulture's base is because he got attacked by him at the start of the movie
>It's not even the race thing (which I could honestly give a damn about); why take one of the most vivacious, confident, and fun characters in all of comics and turn her into a dumpy, rude, pretention-spouting teenager who is shown being nothing but consistently shitty to the friends she keeps insisting she ~doesn't have~
I actually agree that the character was complete shit but she's not Mary Jane. Though that just means her taking the MJ nickname is even worse

>>93740664
t. Andrew Garfield

>>93740689
Ditch that bitch. I've taken a girl to a movie, had dinner at their house, snuggled up with her on the couch, and then she receives a phone call and announces its her boyfriend.. Be glad you didn't get that far. Cunt can burn in hell.
Yes I'm salty. Fucking cunt.

>>93740695
>>It's not even the race thing (which I could honestly give a damn about); why take one of the most vivacious, confident, and fun characters in all of comics and turn her into a dumpy, rude, pretention-spouting teenager who is shown being nothing but consistently shitty to the friends she keeps insisting she ~doesn't have~
>I actually agree that the character was complete shit but she's not Mary Jane. Though that just means her taking the MJ nickname is even worse
I like you. If she was her own character I won't give a rat's ass, but openly shitting on an established character like that is cruel. When she said, "My friends call me, MJ". I actually spit out with, "You have friends?"

>>93740808
that's the joke
No one calls her MJ

After the Washington Monument scene, the teacher says something like, "We couldn't have handled losing a student on a trip. Not again." What was he referencing by saying "again"?

>>93731483
P E N I S P A R K E R

>>93740948
I think it was just a joke so that they could zoom in on his face. Though yeah I think it was a little awkward of a joke to do with no setup. Maybe if they'd established that Gwen Stacy died on a school trip or some shit.

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>>93740312
>"My friend, your gym teacher"
>Gestures to the right
>Gym teacher is standing to the left

I liked it. He made for a better Peter Parker and actually felt like a snappy Spider-man. Best of both worlds for a highschool centered Spider-man movie

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>Spider-Man steals a car and wrecks it instead of web swinging

Honestly I liked Zendaya's character. But fuck that slave line was really out of nowhere.
Are we really supposed to believe that a magnet school teacher who leads the decathalon team was like "pfffft what slaves no what?"

Felt shoehorned in just to make her a #sassy #nofilter #wokebae rather than an actual character.
That protesting line didn't even make sense either, her character seemed more like a smart underachiever, not a #wokebae.

>>93741068
Audi sponsorship, my dude. Didn't you notice that little shot at the end of "AUDI AI" as Happy goes "impressive, huh?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIXyL9vlYo4

>Best MCU villain
>Best peter parker and spider-man
Nah, this was great.

>>93729819
He's in the movie for like 7-8 minutes total.

So now that Scorpion is gonna be the next villain, is it possible that this could lead to Venom?

>>93741083
The decathalon teacher was kind of played as an awkward idiot the whole movie, if you didn't notice.

>>93741220
Seeing as Sony's hellbent on doing their solo Venom movie and have started casting for it, probably not.

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>>93741068

I thought it was funny at the time, but you're right mang

>>93741083
She felt too aloof to be the protestor type. There was really no reason to get unironically triggered at any of it though. At least they didn't shove any generic lesbians into the homecoming scene.

>>93741246

So...every character Martin Starr has ever played, then?

>>93741258
Wouldn't it be able to work if the Sony one is Brock and the MCU one is Mac?

>>93741246
Awkward idiot, sure, but not a complete dumbass. More just spaghetti than anything else, like an overly nice dude who can't deal with confrontation.
He could've awkwardly stammered like "uh well uh I mean uh yes it was built by uh.... but uhhhhh... enjoy your book!"

Instead they tried to make it seem like a teenager and a security guard knew American history better than he did.

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>>93741258
>Spidey isn't going to get the symbiote suit at the end of Infinity War, like how he got it in Secret Wars
>No theatrical symbiote Spider-Man that isn't an emo douche

>>93729819

Did you even watch the entire movie? The whole time I watched, Tony Stark was in less than 3 SCENES! The night chase scene, The ferry scene and the final scene.

You are bullshit. Spiderman has a lot of screen time and the vulture scene was awesome. The shocker had the least number of onscreen appearance.

>>93741307
I don't think they'd want two unrelated Venom movies at once.

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>>93741258

>MJ not MJ but has stolen the nickname regardless
>Venom debuts in solo movie that they go back and forth on whether or not it will actually be connected to MCU

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>93741068
>Guy has limited web fluid
>Only has access to what was stored under the lockers at school
>Conserves web fluid by taking the car.
>Also gets to shit on flash

The real actual issue is how he kept calling people he knew by their names as spiderman and no one ever questioned it.

>>93741314
The man never did anything the whole movie but appear clueless.

They did everything they could to tell you the students were blatantly smarter than him the whole movie.

>Toomes drops Peter off at school
>Two minutes later, Peter runs out
>Shocker is waiting for him
How did he get there so fast?

>>93740695
>>Villain doesn't even meet Spider-Man until the movie is almost over
>Most of the film is him trying to find where Vulture's base is because he got attacked by him at the start of the movie

Y'know what, you're right. Guess I kind of blanked on that. But I still stand by the suit thing. Unless he keeps the training wheels protocol or whatever it was called, he's going right back to having a sentient suit that does all the thinking for him. What would have been better imo is for it to have been a low-fi version of the classic suit with no built-in tech.

>>93740652
>>>93740458 (You)
>I feel like you and I would get along famously. If anything I'd like to by you a beer because you have a critical eye for what makes a movie tick.

If you live in Texas, I'll take you up on that.

>>93740458
>>Villain doesn't even meet Spider-Man until the movie is almost over
They run into each other in the first, second, and third acts.
multiple times in the second and third acts.

>>93741381
He had like, four lines in the entire movie. There was "don't use the bell for comedic purposes," "welcome back Peter," the slave thing, and "I wouldn't wanna lose a student on a school trip."

I think you're stretching his personality farther than it actually went.

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>>93741415
>Start of Infinity War
>Peter gets hit by an EMP and his suit's electronics stop working

I'm not one of get into /pol/ conspiracies but holy fuck a lot of these changes were unnecessary.

MJ and Liz being black, alright fine whatever but the change to Flash was just baffling. Even from a scrawny white nerd perspective he isn't intimidating. He's shorter than Peter is and is an even scrawnier Indian kid.

How does that guy bully anyone?

>>93741455
Every time he interacts with the students he's both awkward and semi clueless.

I'm actually basing his personality off what we were shown via action rather than just his job, like you are.

>>93741415
I agree with you, I don't know how I feel about that suit. It looks cool, but the AI doesn't really work for me.

>>93741455
>>93741487
jfc have neither of you watched Party Down? Do yourselves a favor and watch it, please

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>>93741407

My best guess would be Toomes anticipated Peter would spaghetti out and told Shocker to wait out th--

HOL UP

He didn't figure out Peter was Spidey until halfway to the school. Brilliant writing.

>>93741485
By being a rich popular asshole.

I've seen bullies just like him. Scrawny kids who have money and act like they are hot shit by poking at kids who can't just up and deck them because of the current school systems preventing that.

Those types of kids didn't get away with that shit decades ago, which is where the stereotypical big athletic bully came from, because they'd just get their ass beat and that would be the end of the story.

>>93741415
The suit had all of its tech taken out at the end. Also at the end he was the one making decisions and telling the suit what to do.

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>>93741485

B-because he keeps calling him Penis Parker!!!1!!

SO

FCKING

FUNNY

DUDE

LMAO

>>93741503
>Talking about his character in this movie
>WHY HAVEN'T YOU SEEN THIS OTHER MOVIE!?

Anon, pls.

>>93740694
Hey OP! Nice enough for you to drop by

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>>93741478

>>93729536
>>Iron Man appears in over half the movie

Thats a fucking lie.

>are you enjoying the monument Michele?
>I wouldn't want to enjoy a monument made by slaves
U G H
G
H

>>93741485
Nigga I don't know how long you've been out of high school, but bullies aren't big dudes who shove people into lockers anymore. They don't let people get away with that shit in anywhere but absolute shithole schools.
Bullies today are just cunt kids with inferiority complexes, or rich spoiled kids who think they can treat others however they want.

I had a "bully" in middle school who was a complete fag that would make fun of me for wearing cheap clothes, Flash Thompsons don't really exist anymore.
That's why I think the movie was well-modernized. Not because it made everybody le diverse, but because the bully was actually how bullies are these days, and Peter had a crush on a smart girl who he actually knew instead of some random bimbo.

>>93741580
Right, he only has 4 scenes and the two longest ones bookend the film and it's just regular tony talking to peter.

>>93741407
>>93741516
maybe he was having shocker wait nearby so he could pick him up after dropping off the kids, but then he told him to hang around instead

>>93741618
This makes sense, given that he asked him if he wanted in on the plane heist, so clearly he had some planned role for him in the heist that got waylayed by the spiderman shit.

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>>93741618
That actually makes sense. I'm satisfied now.

Shhh...nobody tell these guys Tony Ravioli is Guatemalan

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>>93729689

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>>93729536

Hey, Spidey. Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?]

>>93729689
Yes. In fact, the last several OPs who started bait threads about this movie are faggots.

>>93741359
>Guy has limited web fluid
>Only has access to what was stored under the lockers at school
>Conserves web fluid by taking the car.
>Also gets to shit on flash

I should be watching spiderman swing, not crash Audi's. it's a spider-man movie. I don't care what the reasons are

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>>93741608

>Early rumors that Homecoming's Flash wouldn't bully Peter in school at all, rather sticking to cyberbullying

It could've been worse. So much worse.

It was a great movie, and only really had a few plot issues.

Like;
Peter calling Liz and Flash by their names while dressed as spider-man, neither one thinks this is weird.

The plane carrying some of the most valuable shit leaving Avengers tower, including magic shit and actual iron man armor was totally unguarded, when tony can remotely control armor from anywhere with an internet connection?

Aside from that, totally solid.

>>93741739
>I should be watching spiderman swing
Good thing you got to do that repeatedly throughout the entire duration of the film, then.

Iron Man was barely in it, what the fuq you talking about.

>>93729689
>all these samefag replies
I see the marketing machine is in full effect.

>>93741608
The whole "physical bully's don't exist anymore" meme is bullshit. I hear and see this shit happen all the time.

It may not be stereotypical wedgies and swirlies, but it definitely happens.

>>93729689
yep.

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Does Zendaya's character really sperg out about the Washington monument?

>>93741817
Physical bullies in all but the most shithole schools only get away with shit by being both fast and stealthy with anything they do.

It's extremely scarce compared to decades ago.

>>93741817
Yeah, but it's not in the middle of school hallways and it's not at magnet schools, at least not nearly as much. Plus, I don't want to watch Flash beat up Peter again. They did a lot to make this movie different than the others and I appreciate it. Besides, Flash beating the shit out of Peter is for the sake of showing Peter's changes when he gets his powers. He's already got his powers here, there's no need for that character.

>>93741740
Could have pooped in front of his locker.

>>93741832
Teacher asks her if she is gonna go up it with the other kids.
She tells him something like how she doesn't really feel like gawking at something that was built by slaves.

That's it.

It comes after a trail of her being snarky the whole movie, so it's the sort of thing you'd expect from her. If it wasn't that complaint she would have said no for some other reason because she's pretty much a non-conformist.

>>93741608
Highschool football still exists though. Popular athletic guys still exist. They are still the top of the high school food chain. So why couldn't they keep Flash a football star who just bullies Peter more verbally as opposed to putting him in a locker?

>>93741883
So why does Peter like her, other than that she's attractive?

>>93741886
Because they wanted to make the bullying experience more relatable to modern kids, and the most common bullies now are just general douchebags.

>>93741912
They don't have a relationship yet. She's not his love interest in the movie. You should watch the movie.

>>93741912
He doesn't like her, she's just one of those characters that's "there"

Peter likes Liz

>>93741832
She doesn't really sperg out at anything the whole movie, she kind of just deadpans it. The sense I got was that she messes with social justice stuff as part of a larger theme of her just doing things because she's bored. For instance, she sits in the detention hall without actually having detention, to draw sketches of people in crisis.

So are idiots eating up the MJ shit or do we actually have a chance at seeing Mary Jane later?

>>93741886
What >>93741913 said. Peter Parker is all about giving youngsters a superhero to relate to, that was his whole original appeal. He was a high school kid who had problems and got bullied and couldn't do his homework or talk to girls.
Anything you can do to make him more relateable to your average high school student, you better do.

Y'all are fucking retarded. MJ was hot as hell and had an actual personality. Have you never had a close friend you flip off or call a cocksucker or whatever? The two best relationships I ever had were just like that. Friends first, then more.

I know you wanted your redhead but that's becauses Indiana Jones: a nothing character whose entire personality is how they look. They're nothing more than the fantasy of "total hottie" and "what if I was a badass who did rad shit every day".

>>93729863
This right here, this OP doesn't know shit. Can't even get the name right.

>>93731701
>MJ says something like: why should I celebrate a statue build by slaves
Not to give a /pol/lack any credit, but can someone give me the context for this?
PLEASE tell me it wasn't the Washington monument scene.
Next they'll start dismantling that too.

>>93741969
I actually like her a lot more so far than classic MJ.

The random flipping him off thing was WAY more relatable and humanizing than pretty much anything classic MJ has ever done.

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>>93741940
Liz Allan got in a movie? Fuckin nice, I was afraid they'd use Carlie Cooper or some other awful person. Any sign of Harry?

>>93741982
see
>>93741883

>>93742007
No, and probably because both other spiderman movie series both leaned on him.

>>93731077
sociopaths are different from psychopaths, anon.

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Anyone else notice that silver-haired girl in the background of a few scenes? Seemed to show up a few too many times to be for nothing.

Are we getting highschool Felicia or highschool Silver Sable?

>>93741969
>>93742005
Samefag, at least drop the reddit spacing dumbass

>>93741982
I think people are forgetting that the scene was also comedic.

The teacher turns to a guard near the monument who is also black and starts to say "I'm sure the tower wasn't built by sla-" and then they guard gives him an "Ehhh" look while giving him the uneasy hand motion.

>>93742007
Nope, but Avengers tower got bought by some anonymous buyer that some people think could be Osborn/Oscorp

>>93741945
>she sits in the detention hall without actually having detention, to draw sketches of people in crisis
Cringy as fuck.

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>>93741982
The teacher asks why she's not taking the tour of the monument
she says the built by slaves thingss,
he says "oh I'm sure it wasn't built by slaves",
then the guard outside gives a shrug and a "eh, a little bit" hand gesture
"huh, very well then. Have fun down here"

>>93741969
>I know you wanted your redhead but that's becauses Indiana Jones: a nothing character whose entire personality is how they look. They're nothing more than the fantasy of "total hottie" and "what if I was a badass who did rad shit every day".
Are you 12?

>>93742113
It's worth noting that she's only seen there when peter is there, and it's made obvious earlier on that she has a crush on peter that she has trouble expressing because she's a 15 year old girl.

>>93742113
She follows Peter around the whole movie, she just makes excuses for it. It's cute in the movie, it's like she's a kid throwing dodgeballs at him because she likes him.

>>93742118
Was the joke that security guards know nothing about history?

Why was Coulson such a fucking faggot asshole fuccboi? He deserved to be punched out. How does the superhuman cleanup crew get to bully American workers without recompense? Vulture literally did nothing wrong besides accidentally vaporizing that guy.

>>93742032
>>93742106
>>93742118
Thanks.

>>93742161
True, people quickly forget how she obsessively knew his schedule, and tends to sit with him and go where he goes.

>>93742197
Some interior commemorative stonework from the monument was actually in all likelihood quarried by slave labor.

>>93742109
Na its the Fantastic four

>>93741666
What villain is Nacho supposed to be?

>>93742161
>>93742193
>>93742113
teens are cringy, there's a reason why people don't normally go back to watch movies about high school when they're adults
there's a reason why the other spider-man movies began after high school
high school sucks

>>93742219
Coulson wasn't in this movie, you ninny.

>>93742243
Probably because people were expecting this to be a somewhat self-contained movie where MJ gets a full romance story arc but then she has like 10 minutes of screentime.

>>93729536
iron man barely in it for 10 minutes
villain has a reasonable/realistic motivation
Spidey definitely punches and kicks people
you are a retard, OP. go back to /tv

>>93742289
Mac Gargon is Scorpion.

>>93742289
did you see the tattoo on his neck
also the tech guy is totally going to be doc ock

>>93742289
Scorpion

>>93742312
Are you honestly upset that a movie you KNOW is the start of a series of movies didn't complete everyone's story arc in the first movie?

Did empire strikes back or a new hope piss you off the first time you saw them?

>>93729689
sure thing

>>93742197
The monument was built over the course of 40 years, with the civil war happening halfway through.
There's a fair chance that at least some of the materials were obtained via slave labor

>>93742219
He did what he hated tony stark for doing, making a fortune for selling weapons to buyers. He just did it illegally, also at the start of the movie no one was wearing hard hats or fluro vest at a construction sight so he was also a bad contractor.

>>93742322
I thought he was the tinkerer

Also I could have sworn I something that resembled ocks tentacles in the truck

>>93741749
>Peter calling Liz and Flash by their names while dressed as spider-man, neither one thinks this is weird.
Well, he does know Spider-Man, you know...

>>93742322
>also the tech guy is totally going to be doc ock
Nope, that's Tinkerer.

>>93742359
Doc should be the man who assembles the Sinister 6, and Mysterio should be the man to break everyone out of prison

>>93742359
>>93742367
>The character made his cinematic debut in Spider-Man: Homecoming, and was portrayed by Michael Chernus.

so he is

>>93742297
>there's a reason why people don't normally go back to watch movies about high school when they're adults

????

That's because a lot of high school movies suck, they're designed to be marketed to idiots. But you don't see me talking shit on Breakfast Club.
The other movies also didn't start after high school, two of the other five start in high school.

>>93742357
No, he hated tony stark for coming in and pushing his smaller business out so callously so that, from his perspective, tony could then profit off the sort of shit he causes.

>>93742312
That's fair. But this movie did well with me just because of how much of the normal Spider-man retread it skipped or walked around.

20 minute intro of getting powers/Using powers for money/Death of Ben - Skip. No one said Ben the whole movie I think, thank you!
Redhead bombshell used as fetish bait the whole movie without even having a personality? Skip.
Green Goblin/Harry and Oscorp? Skip!

It is exactly what more MCU entries need, jump past the 'first movie' and straight to the hero stuff, learning lessons, character growth.

Typical MJ would have dragged this movie kicking and screaming into being typical.

>>93742367
And that means spiderman recognizes them by sight instantly?

No, it was just a weak aspect of the script.

>>93741790
Or maybe op is just a fag.

>>93742411
Or, Peter was in a panic and couldn't remember to not call people by their names.

You know, because he is 15 and new at this.

>>93738415
>Flash Thompson not being Spider-Man's biggest fan and forming a fanclub at school

TASM Flash could have been bro tier if they didn't forget about him in TASM2. I was kind of touched that he tried to console Peter after Uncle Ben died.

>>93742347
There's a pretty big difference between
"The Washington monument was built by slaves" and "There's a fair chance at least some of the material might have been obtained by slave labor"

The former statement is disrespectful as fuck to the engineers, stone masons and architects who did the actual work.

>>93742447
>Or, Peter was in a panic and couldn't remember to not call people by their names.
The issue isn't that he panicked, the issue was that none of the other characters noticed that this was weird.

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Anyone else want Peter and Carol to be good friends in Infinity War since they're the new blood of the Avengers?

>>93742401
Yes. I cannot express how glad I was to have not a single mention of "great power" or "great responsibility", and yet have his actions (like leaving the party or breaking into the monument) show it better than the last 3 movies.

>>93742387
Then he should have just sued the council under contract law if he had a case, also that doesn't give him the right to become a weapons dealer

>>93742467
I liked that touch too. I mean Flash is a bully, not a goddamn monster.

>>93742359
>I thought he was the tinkerer
Yeah, he is. I thought about the fact that the tinkerer was supposed to be in this after the movie, wonderinn where he was, before realizing which character it had to be. I had been looking for an old guy.

>>93742509
A portion of the interior was composed of commemorative stones shaped and designed by states and groups submitting them. Some of those came from slave labor.

This isn't something worth fighting over. Slave labor was a contribution to the construction of the washington monument, and it does not in any way discredit the work of the engineers, architects, and other stone masons who worked on it. It's just a fact that people have to accept.

>>93742541
Did you watch the movie?

It wasn't the city council that made the choice to kill his contract.

It's all spelled out in the first two minutes of the movie.

As a Tobeyfag I honestly think Tom Holland is the best Spidey yet

That rubble scene was great
>COME ON PETER...COME ON SPIDER-MAN

>>93742509
To a young non-conformist, even part of the construction being related to slave labor is enough.

The same reason people are buying less diamonds. There are a ton of skilled people in the diamond industry, creating a product, or creating consumer art.

Still, blood diamonds. People are dying, or being kept in terrible poverty, because of their craft.

So screw diamonds. I don't have to 'respect the others involved' while the diamond industry still allows blood diamonds to be a thing. I don't owe them anything.

Same with the Washington Monument. Who cares about the architects and engineers, this isn't a contest. It benefited from slavery, it is slavery tainted.

>>93742607
I'm really glad that classic moment got referenced in the film, and they did it pretty well.

>>93742541
Villains acting villainous?
Weird.

>>93729689
For once, we can.

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Our guy is coming back, right fellas? R-Right?

>>93742607
Tobey's performance now feels like a prototype to this Spiderman.

>>93729689
Without a doubt.