Vulture was boring Shocker was a 2 pump chump MJ is an ugly black

Congrats on having an opinion and expressing it in a place where absolutely no one cares what you think in the first place.

>>93697223
>and it's probably because of Sony.

Oh please, it's all the same Marvel crap.

>>93697243
Cry more bitch nigga

>>93697249
You sound mad

>>93697251
Not as mad as you, mouseketeer

>>93697243
Why so shifter-shattered?

>>93697243
You do realize the entire reason anyone is here is to exchange ideas and opinions, right? It's the entire purpose of the existence of the website you're using right now.

>>93697270
Yes, absolutely, and as you saw in this thread, the second anyone said anything about the state of this site being a terrible place for opinions...

>>93697249
>>93697251
>>93697255
>>93697268

come out of the woodwork.

Absolutely have your feelings and opinions, more power to you for having them... This place is a fucking awful shitshow to express them in.

>>93697270
I'm here to shitpost and rustle jimmies. You're opinions suck.

>>93697295
Faggot

>>93697302
>You're opinions
Buttmad marvel pajeet spotted

>>93697223
I disagree. One of the best Spiderman movies yet, second only to Spiderman 2.

The movie was underwhelming overall, Zendaya as MJ is a bad choice, some dialogues felt forced af, theres not even a proper fight scene with Shocker except that short scene outside the school at the end, the final after-scores credit scene was le epic troll xD..seriously? Also they missed an opportunity to call the suit AI Madame-web

>>93697375
well most Spider-Man movies were shit, I'd say it's the 3rd best

>>93697223
Agreed, it was boring as fuck. As ridiculous as those Raimi Spider-Man became, at least they were entertaining.

>>93697390
>>93697390
SM 1 and the first remake were good, SM 2 was great and this new one is also great, so that's two thirds of the Spiderman movies being good really.

>>93697408
>ASM1
>good
no

>>93697408
>ASM 1
>make cgi Abomination and call it lizard
Nah

>>93697415
>>93697423
>Samefagging
Nah/No

>>93697431
>samefagging
Most people thought ASM was shit

>>93697438
Whats that got to do with obvious samefagging?

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>>93697223
>Spider-Man doesn't throw a single punch or kick

Excuse me? Are you serious?

>>93697431
>two people disagree with me so it must be a samefag
Lel

>>93697454
No seriously. Even during the final fight where it would be most important, he just shoots webs.

>>93697454
Honestly it wasn't so bad until it got to the bigger fights. By that point it actually felt obvious how much he was avoiding hitting them directly.

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>>93697461

>two posts, almost exactly the same post a minute apart.
>The amount of posters doesn't change.
>The two replies to being called out are also about a minute apart
>Not obvious.

Book em boys.

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>>93697223
please cry more

>>93697488
This. All he does is shooting fucking webs. It got to the point that his fat friend shoot them for him when he lost the web shooter or else he would have been wrecked by fucking Shocker

>>93697408
Pretty much. It comes in around about the good level in every tier list.

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>>93697255
>>93697350
pathetically delicious

>>93697488
Does he at least use ball webbing or anything at all that actually hurts?

>>93697502
Yeah whatever, if that helps you sleep at night

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>>93697543
That reply was all we needed to hear to know I was right.

>>93697541
He actually tests them against the wall, but never against the enemies

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>>93697477
>>93697488
>>93697555
>Even Michael Keaton can't make his role interesting
>RDJ shoehorned in half the movie
>Black MJ the worst character
>Spidey doesn't even throw a single punch

STOP IT

>>93697520
>All he does is shoot webs
He literally uses the butt of a gun to smash someone in the face in the first thirty seconds of the trailer.

Ned is best boy.

>Some guy saying he doesn't punch/kick
He cracks a guy in the jaw so hard his head rolls on his shoulders and dropkicks a fucker clear across the room. What movie were you watching?

>>93697579
Black mj is no the worst character per se, its that she doesn't feel like MJ at all for obvious reasons

would you guys say that this movie is similliar to guardians of the galaxy vol.2?
Because that movie was fucking painful to me except for maybe 3 scenes and i want to know if I'm in for another gutshot.

>>93697628
better

best spiderman and MCU movie yet by far

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>mfw tweens complain that this spidey isn't enough of an asshole outside the suit
>mfw tweens have no respect for batma-Vulture
>mfw tweens are going to consistently shit on this excellent movie and pretend the Andrew Garfield films weren't huge piles of shit

>>93697701
what are tweens

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>>93697701
almost forgot one
>mfw tweens bitch about Zendaya being MJ when she was totally insignificant and had maybe 10 minutes of total screen time
You fags will bitch about anything

>>93697709
The average 4chan phoneposter is 12-15

Why do you think everyone here is so retarded?

>>93697738
>A woman that is supposed to be peter's greatest love is present for 10 minutes of the film

how is that a goodthing

>>93697753
Nigger she has no part in the movie except to establish she exists, she spends about 5-10 minutes doing this.

Anyone saying her casting ruins the movie is a colossal faggot because she's a fucking background character who has nothing to do in the story. Liz Allen is still Spidey's bitch at this point.

It'd be like saying that the casting of one of the random robbers in the movie ruined it, it makes no fucking sense. It's not a valid criticism.

See
>>93697223
>>93697382
>>93697579
>>93697619

>>93697811
Maybe that's the point, that fucking MJ is a background character in a fucking spiderman movie

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>>93697859
>MJ is the only girl in all of Spider-man

>>93697879
only one that matters in the long run

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>>93697859
>>93697753
It's almost like you've never read any comics or even watched a Spider-man animated series

Why are you here

>>93697223
Marvel cucks btfo!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2qLR6ESpwY

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>>93697899
and you get that from what, the fact that i think that the most important person in peter's life is supposed to be something more than a 10 minutes long namedrop

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>>93697915

I'm legit confused. Why are people going so overboard with the praise o this film? They're all saying how it's better than Wonder Woman now, and is the "Best superhero film in years"

Why though? What's so damn great about it? I mean, this was a rushed project they slapped together and somehow it's the best MCU film?

>>93697981
go see it and find out

but here's a hint based marvel has never made and will never make a bad movie you retard

>>93697981
Why not actually read reviews and opinions not on /co/, anon?

>>93697981
It's sort of a meme at this point.
People that prefer marvel will scream DC BTFO'D ONCE AGAIN after any movie that isn't thor 2 comes out, and after any DC movie that isn't suicide squad DCfags will scream HOW CAN MARVEL EVER RECOVER

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>>93697951
I get that from you:
-not knowing that Peter has had many different girlfriends for long periods of time
-being so incredibly focused on MJ when others were actually more important to Peter's development
-not realizing that Peter was not with MJ in high school

Your knowledge of Spider-Man appears to be entirely from cultural osmosis, so I'll ask again:

Why are you here?

>>93697981
>why are people praising a well-acted, well-directed, good-looking, fun movie that is redeeming a franchise that in recent memory has been god-awful?
Gee, I dunno, probably because despite being about 15 minutes too long it still manages to be on the same level of quality as Iron Man 1 and the Guardians films.

>>93698020
DC was BTFO when Thor 2 came out too don't kid yourself

>>93698022
Then why include her at all if she's nothing more than a background character?
Why bother to add a character that is important in the comicbooks and do fucking nothing with it in the movie

>>93698052
Do you imply that thor 2 was less of a shitshow than lets say, Man of steel?

>>93698058
they are testing the waters with this "mj" trying to see if they can sneak her in without causing a stir

>>93698070
doesn't everyone?

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>>93697518
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

>>93697981
It is better than WW

WW was stereotypical superhero origin movie by the numbers, let's not pretention it was any better than that just because it's the only good DCEU film

>>93698097
I dunno, Zod was a better villain than dark elves.
I love Eccleston but it's clear that he really doesn't like fantasy/sci-fi and it shows

Just my opinion tho

I hated this movie, and I'm a bonafide Marveldrone who has thought every previous MCU flick was at least decent.

Peter literally doesn't do anything right the whole film. Any victory of his either comes from the suit, Daddy Stark, or luck. Even Vulture takes himself out. Why make Spider-Man into a helpless pussy?

Also, he seems like he does superheroing purely for kicks. What happened to power and responsibility? This movie had no heart.

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>>93698002
>marvel has never made and will never make a bad movie

Are you fucking mental? Iron man 2 and Thor 2 were giant shit piles.

Franchise cucks are the worst.

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>>93698058
To establish that she's a character in this universe that knows about Peter.

Why did they throw in Mac Gargan (oh sorry, you know shit about spider-man. That's the Scorpion FYI) for 5 minutes? Why did they tease the sinister six, they're not even in this movie!

Did you fucking forget these movies aren't standalone?

God you're retarded

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>>93698125
don't forget it's also a shitty ripoff of captain america

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>>93698162
>Also, he seems like he does superheroing purely for kicks. What happened to power and responsibility?
I see you missed the entire third act of the movie

I guess some people just can't pick up on themes unless a magical old white man explains it to them in a speech written in the 50's.

>>93698176
>Iron man 2 and Thor 2 were giant shit piles.
>72% and 66%
wrong

>>93698043
Christ, the delusion.

>>93697223
>Vulture was boring
No he wasn't. At least in my opinion. I don't think anyone was expecting him to be what he was at the end of the movie and whenever him and Peter fought it was definitely more in Vultures favor which made it more interesting to watch
>Shocker is a 2-pump chump
I can agree with that. He could have done more overall. They literally gave him the Marvel treatment onscreen by making him a black dude.
>MJ is an ugly black chick
I don't think she's ugly. Her personality sure is annoying though. Seriously, fuck the SJW "Slaves built the Washington Monument so lmao" shit.
>Peter doesn't throw a single punch
Honestly, when you're watching him do his thing with the webs, you barely notice because the level of violence is still the same. Spider-Man literally jumps onto a hood of a car and webs a guys face to slam it into said car. He throws people around and stuff.
The movie was fine, It has its flaws but I personally think most of the arguments here don't hold much water.

>>93698016
I read the reviews. Over and over they say "True Spider-Man cause he jokes and is a kid in over his head" over and over again.

>>93698211
Well Homecoming was mediocre with a 93% so a 72% isn't very good

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>>93698190
>How dare you to expect Parker's main love interest to be significant, you know shit about spider-man

are you even real

>>93698043
Really? Lines like

>>You came to this lame party
>>You're here too
>>Am I?

Is this amazing level writing?

>>93698254
it's great and has a 94%

a 72% is still fresh and something you snyder/DCfucks are never gonna see

>>93698243
Yes he was
Pretty much
You have low standards
Spider-Man should kick at the very least

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>>93698261
see
>>93697899

If you like you can just keep going in a circle reading the replies!

>>93698275
It definitely wasn't great, fatass. You can argue it's good, but it's just okay.

Also, DCfags will never see a fresh? How young are you? TDK was the king of RT for years.

>>93698209
Oh right, he lifted some rubble like in ASM 33, I guess that redeems all the stupid shit we had to sit through up until then.

>>93698243
Oops, Missed one.
>Tony is more flanderized
I mean, in what regard? His overall cocky attitude? Because if so I feel like that's been about the same. The way he looks down on Spider-Man? He explains why he does in the movie. I don't think he's more flanderized at all. I also don't believe this is Iron Man 4 +1. You are getting a Spider-Man movie.

>>93698243
>No he wasn't. At least in my opinion.

That's the fucking point. It's a matter of opinion, so all those "hurr durr you liked this movie that means you have shit taste" threads are fucking useless.
If it was about actual discussion, i'd be all for it but right now this thread is little more than HOW WILL DC EVER RECOVER

>>93698303
I rewatched Iron Man 1 and his character is much more grounded and realistic than he was in Spider-Man and recent MCU movies.

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>>93698300
>Oh right, he lifted some rubble
Yes, because lifting rubble shows responsibility. That's precisely what I was on about

If you people get any dumber we're going to have to invent a negative IQ scale

>>93698320
That's fair, I haven't watched Iron man 1 in years so I should go back before saying that.

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Kek

>>93698209
Or simply he hasn't seen the movie, like most people shitposting. People are still bitching about how surely Tony is around the whole movie, making this Iron Man 4

Hell, in a couple of threads there were anons crying about how he had no spider sense and saying stupid shit like "i bet he didn't even make the webshooters himself", basically confirming they haven't even seen CW. Shitposters don't watch movies and just parrot what they've read around. During GotG2's release some were complaining about how "Pac Man is Peter's spirit animal and kills Ego", because they were basing their judgment on second hand comments on the movie

>>93698359
>I can't defend this mediocre mess, better post my stale console war memes
End your life

>>93698329
Dude, Peter acts like an overexcited child throughout almost the whole film. Being Spider-Man clearly meant nothing to him. He is forced to grow up quick when Ben dies, not when he is forced to confront the Vulture who for no reason is Liz's father. We shouldn't have had to watch the whole rite of passage unfold yet again, this piece of shit may as well have been another origin movie.

>>93698300
Missing all the subtext with Delmar's store, and him deciding between hanging out with his crush or stopping the super criminals multiple times

>>93698374
Honestly Iron Man 4 probably would've been better than this shit

>>93698379
Lol batffleckcuck got mad

The rubble scene was so fucking stupid. I almost spit my drink and laughed when the reflection showed his mask juxtaposed over his face. YouTube fan film-tier tripe.

>>93698383
>I hate that this theme wasn't explored in the movie
immediately followed by
>Exploring this theme in the movie was too samey it was just another origin!
Why don't you stop being a hypocrite and just go masturbate to Raimi's first Spider-man.

>>93698398
I'm not a tribal faggot like you, so your console war insults are useless.

>>93697454
No, lunch. He never threw his lunch, like throwing up

>>93698422
>I'm not mad, you are!
Haha priceless

The worst problem with this movie is they never explain Peter's unwaivering sense of justice. He just wants to fight crime... Just because? I get the left the Uncle Ben thing out on purpose, but they couldn't give us a different source of motivation?

>Those bad guys have bad weapons! I need to stop then!

Why? What's your fucking deal, faggot? Give me a reason to cheer you on. As far as I know you're just in it because you have a massive ego.

>>93698407
Sup contrarian!

>>93698473
Still missing the Delmar's subtext

>>93698513
He was fighting crime before that, nigger

>>93697223
I completely disagree about Vulture. He was the most exciting thing about the movie for me. Everything else, I agree with.

>>93698527
He definitely had the best scenes, but he was still a let down. This guy played Batman and Birdman FFS, why did he have to feel so generic?

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>>93698528
>i-it'll drop because the negative reviewers can only see the movie when it's released because they don't get invited to early screenings
just admit you were wrong again you fucking morons

>>93698528
The movie's out now. RT and critics don't matter anymore. We can all see the movie for how mediocre it actually is.

>>93698566
How do I become a Disney shill? Do they get paid well?

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>>93698527
>The scene in the car
>red light as he's thinking about it
>green light as he becomes certain

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>>93698359
I think Ganke here would fit better

>>93698100
>Using still images to describe something that's supposed to be viewed in motion.

What is this 2008?

>>93698548
I wouldn't be surprised if there are some great deleted scenes with him.

>>93697223
Nigger did you even see the movie or are you just upset a black bitch shares the initials with a comic character?
>Vulture was boring
Obviously knows nothing about acting or just shit posting

>>93697223
>Spider-Man doesn't throw a single lunch

talk about a cheap skate.

>>93698617
>THEY JUST SHARE INITIALS!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you seriously think they're going to introduce another character that goes by the same initials?

>UR JUST SHIT POSTING!!!!!!!
I'm a life long Micheal Keaton fan. If he wasn't Vulture I probably wouldn't have paid to see this shit last night.

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>>93698211
RT scores are largely meaningless and only needle dicks cite them to try and make a point. Thor 2 and Iron man 2 were passable at best. The pass/fail grading system of RT means it's possible for a 6/10 movie and a 10/10 movie to have almost identical scores.

>>93698617
no one hating on the movie actually saw it

>>93697223
Cmon it can't be below Ironman 3, aka plot so crappy that Fast & Furious had better writing.

>>93697243
Why are you shills so aggressive? Is Homecoming tracking poorly?

I just don't know why, when you're being paid to post, you would be so bitchy.

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>>93698689
Shit sucked

>>93697553
yeah when called a samefag it's pretty easy to disprove lol. If the screenshot doesn't come back it's a samefag.

>>93698692
It's a baby step below Iron Man 1 tier. Just a tiny bit too long.

>>93698712
tracking better than any DC movie

>>93698743
Actually last I checked it's tracking lower than WW's opening

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>>93697223
>Spider-Man doesn't throw a single punch or kick
HAH! surely you jest!

>>93698738
No it's not. It's a about 100 grown man steps under IM1. IM1 was probably the only truly great MCU movie, and it's almost 10 years old.

>>93698760
that was before the reviews

now that everyone knows it's the greatest superhero movie of the decade expect a $200 million domestic opening $400 worldwide

"MJ" sounds like a cunt. Also,
>Slaves built the Washington Monument
What the fuck does that even mean?

>>93698655
>Do you seriously think they're going to introduce another character that goes by the same initials?
I have watched it, they just share the same initials. Totally different characters. From back story to personalities. How hard is that to fucking understand. Read a Spiderman comic before 2010 and watch the damn movie. She is not the same character, not even remotely.
>>93698659
They matter enough to get Snyder booted from the DCU. kek

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>>93698803
>>Slaves built the Washington Monument
is that a real line in the movie? is that what MJ says because she's all progressive and afrocentric or something?explain this NOW

>>93698817
Exactly this. It's not the same character. Mary Jane Watson will probably never appear in this iteration of Spidey. Deal with it.

>>93698772
Iron Man one had the most boring villain, as well as villain battle, of all MCU movies.

>>93698743
>didn't refute being a shill
>didn't refute the terrible tracking
>resorted to company wars after assuming I give a fuck about DC

Confirmed shill. Of course if you tell me you aren't I'd believe you because you legally have to disclose that information if you are.

>>93698845
you mean steven tyler with electric wips?

>>93698836
It is a line in the movie, it is factual as well. Her afrocentric bullshit is kind of tongue and cheek and played for laughs not for social commentary.

>>93698843
>>93698817
That's our MJ. Some whiney nihilistic bitch.

>>93698845
Oh fuck you. Stane shits all over these nu-MCU villains.

>>93698868
>Her afrocentric bullshit is kind of tongue and cheek and played for laughs not for social commentary.
thank god. I thought they were gonna use her for some nu-marvel progressive speech shit. thanks for the info

>>93698868
>>93698803

Holy fuck this is exactly why nobody wants black MJ.

>>93698907
>>93698868
It's both, and it's dumb either way.

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>>93698692

>>93698853
there are no shills just people who know what good movies are

if anything WB has the shills because every single one of their movies are failures

>>93698868
>it is factual as well
I'm sure you'll have no problem linking some proof, Bernardin. Even the wrap says its dubious at best.

>>93698903
>those weakass motivations
>thr bland generic charecterization
>kickstarting the "antagonist with hero's power" trend

Stane ruined half the villains in the MCU.

>>93698934
I can't even tell if you lard asses are trolling or not.

>>93698868
My history may be shit, but that doesn't sound right at all. Feel free to educate me, but I never heard the Washington Monument was built with slave labor. Even so, it's still an ass backwards logic of why you can't admire a monument

>>93698943
Name a better MCU villain so I can laugh at you.

Okay Ego was better, but every other one has been shit.

>>93698934
So you definitely are not a shill?

>>93697223
>Vulture was boring

Nigga what, he was the best villain any of these shared universe superhero movies - Marvel or DC - have had. He had a legit grievance, he was relatable, he was intense as fuck, and he had an actual arc.

>Shocker was a 2 pump chump

Just like in the comics. Shocker is the bitch of Spidey's rogues gallery.

This film was good. It was a great deal better than I expected, actually, and certainly the best Marvel or DC offering this year.

>>93698961
can't be something that doesn't exist

>>93698977
>Marvel or DC
I think objectively speaking, TDK Joker will never be topped. Set your opinions aside. He was so iconic that people still use him as their steam avatars.

Vulture will be forgotten along with this flick within a month.

>>93698977
Nah it was shit. GotG2 was better and even that was disappointing.

I have nu-capeshit.

>>93698836
Yeah, Peter's debate team is visiting the Washington monument, the teacher asks if MJ wants to come along. She says (deadpan, like pretty much every line she has) that she doesn't want to visit something built by slaves.
The teacher starts a "oh I'm sure that's not true" but looks over to a security guard who gives a "yeah kind of" hand wave. It's just played for laughs.

>>93699015
Then why didn't anyone in my theater laugh?

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>>93699015
wtf that's the polar opposite of what i thought you meant by "played for laughs" nigga. that's straight up propoganda I WAS FUCKING RIGHT I KNEW NUMARVEL WOULD DO THAT TYPE OF SHIT EVER SINCE THEY MADE THE HULK A CHINK

>>93698868
>>93698950
The scene goes like this:

-Gilfoyle approaches MJ
"Enjoying your time at the monument?"
"Yeah, but I don't know how much I can enjoy a monument built by slaves" (/s)
"Well-erm, uh I'm sure the washington monument wasn't built by slaves
-turns to look around as camera pans to black security personnel
-he gives an "eh" face and the "sorta" hand gesture
-Gilfoyle gets flustered and leaves

MJ isn't played as a serious person or SJW, she's played as a sarcastic snarker who feigns interest for laughs

>>93699046
But why wasn't it funny?

>>93699015
so the line isn't the joke the teacher's reaction is

>159 posts
>40 IPs

DCucks really have run out of steam

>>93699062
Run out of defenses for this piece of shit?

>>93699062
maybe they finally got the fucking hint and left

just a shame mods won't keep them away by banning DC from the site

>>93699052
My theater cracked up. In fact they laughed quite consistently throughout the movie. Especially at Ned, the room fucking adored Ned.

Why didn't your mother love you?

>>93698993
So you don't get paid to post online?

>>93698248
And what else?

>>93699075
>Piece of shit

You didn't watch the movie did you?

>>93699046
But again that's historically wrong unless they're referring to the working class or something.

>>93699094
Why did this post make me feel so uncomfortable? It just feels so fake.. I feel like someone's trying to sell me something.

>>93698950
>>93698939
I have no idea what the 'wrap' is. Dubious is just trying to push away the fact that they were involved. It is common knowledge that in 1850s (as well as the 1700s) slaves were used for manual labor; from everything dealing with masonry to even construction firearms and carpentry. There is no 'dubious' nature to the whole damn thing. If you are naive enough to think slaves were not involved building DC then you are keeping blinders up for some insane reason. Niggers built most of fucking America (the manual labor portions) back during that time.

Here, follow along;
Washington monument began construction in 1848
Slavery ended in 1865
The monument construction (in 1861) was paused during a little war and restarted in 1876 and finished in 1884
There a history lesson and math all in one. Slaves did play a part. It is fucking common sense. Unless you think slavery was not that bad and slaves, who were there for manual labor and hard jobs fat crackers did not wish to do, suddenly got a free pass on those days for some reason.

>>93699046
>Black security guy
Exactly why the joke doesn't work.

>>93699114
See
>>93698728

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>>93699094
this is sus as hell

>Still 40 IPs
>It's literally a single DCuck trying his hardest to shit on the movie

Lmao

>>93699128
>i imagined him white
wow im not so sure i want pay to see spiderman not throw punches.

>>93699162
>he still can't come up with more defenses for this shit flick

>>93698997
He said this year

>will be forgotten along with this flick within a month.
You say that about everything

>>93699120
>it's historically wrong
Are you retarded?

Of course slaves worked on the washington monument, it was built before 1862.

>>93699185
And it always happens.

>>93699103
the only people getting paid are marvel for their great movies

>>93699202
So you shill for free?

>>93699198
hasn't happened once

THIS IS THE LAST REMAINING QUESTION I HAVE BEFORE I BUY A TICKET
ARE THE ACTION SCENES FILLED WITH CHOPPY EPILEPTIC CAMERAWORK OR DO THEY ACTUALLY SHOW PUNCHES AND KICKS AND FLIPS????????

>>93697892
You're not helping your case

>>93699225
Gotg2

>>93697243
fpbp

>>93699233
>punches
>kicks

I got some bad news for you. It's mainly just janky web slinging and flipping.

>>93699176
I don't know what this means but if the security guard were white it's inclusive, by faggot standards. The reason white people always bitch about these jokes is because it's black people making shit up and patting each other on the back for being faggots.

Slaves didn't build the washington monument. And they didn't build america. Business built america as well as industrialization. Which everyone had a hand in.

Black people in america just have nothing to be proud of so they celebrate their "culture" and make up achievements. "This country was built on the backs of black people." And I'm sure those poor white settlers living in tenements (the original projects) in the early 1900s had it so fucking easy.

It's funny that on /co/ of all places this is so hard to admit. The faggots around here really are delusional. If white people had it easy in the early 1900s Kirby wouldn't have gone into comics.

>>93699192
It was constructed before and after slavery was abolished so excuse my ignorance. Even so, if your mind goes straight to "fuck it, slaves built it" then you're a cynical asshole thinking it glorifies it in any way

>>93699233
Camerawork during fights is stable, usually a high vantage point. No shakeycam. No ridiculous amount of cuts.

>>93699233
The movie only has like 5 minutes of action

>>93699202
I know you think you're rustling jimmies but it's really simple. Shills can't say they aren't shills. Which is why you haven't denied it.

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>>93699265
>if your mind goes straight to "fuck it, slaves built it"
Nigger it's a JOKE.

You know, funny? Ha ha? Jesus fucking christ. Get triggered by pic related why don't you.

>>93699262
>Slaves didn't build the washington monument. And they didn't build america. Business built america as well as industrialization. Which everyone had a hand in.
This is the dumbest fucking thing I have read on 4Chan and I have visited /pol/ since 2007. You are a moron.

>>93699292
See as a northerner I don't care about a treasonist rag. Confederate defenders can swallow bullets.

>>93699233
you don't need to cut when your fights are entirely CG

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>>93699283
>Shills can't say they aren't shills
You guys if you ask a cop if they're a cop they have to say yes I saw it on TV one time

>>93699262
you need to go back

>>93699306
>4Chan
>C
Back to 9gag you fucking newfag

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>>93699262
>Business built america as well as industrialization.
this is like saying "people don't kill people GUNS kill people!"
autism at its finest

>>93699330
It's true though. Wyoming has the highest gun ownership in the country and has a lower homicide rate than Canada.

Guns and homicide don't correlate.

>>93699306
The funny thing is you black people really don't believe this.

The north had already been gutting the power of the south and their plantations with industrialized business. If you don't beleive this you likely aren't american or are just from the south.

Agriculture didn't make america. It ruined it with it's last gasp corn lobbyists. Business and industrialization built this country. And the explosion of factories in the WW2 and post WW2 era along with almost socialism levels of taxes.

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MEANWHILE AT DC'S ONLY OTHER MOVIE

>>93697223
it was comical to see the slow mo when he sees the girl for the first time and she doesnt look human

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>>93699350
>>>/pol/

>>93699354
Stop deflecting. This thread is about Spider-Man.

>>93699343
Wyoming also has the lowest population of any other state than Alaska, per square mile. Poor example.

>>93699367
Not an argument.

>>93699370
Exactly. So more people = more deaths. Not more guns. So it's not guns that kill people it's...... I'll let you do the math

>>93697223
This image has a lot of spoilers:
-entire plot revolves around the suit
-Tony Starks opinions are the only ones that matter
-That girl is the "real" love interest
-Yeah, there is a Tony Stark employee who will be annoying or fun (you choose)
-Aunt May wouldnt notice stuff and everyone gets horny about it because she is not old now
-Iron Man suit is going to look better than Spiderman's

>>93698586
>green light being part of he and the tinkerer's planning system for crime

>>93697223
I don't care how much screen time BLMJ had, I don't want Peter to be an oil drilling faggot. Keep the niggers in Luke Cage.

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>>93699343
this took 7 attoseconds in MS paint pls no bully

>>93699393
>aunt may is not old
>this somehow makes you MORE horny

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>>93699397
fuck how did I not catch that second layer

I'm an idiot

>>93699350
Ignoring the point. Well down idiot. Stay on topic, follow the little white sheet wearing birdie, slaves build buildings during that time. You do not have to like it, but you have to deal with it. It is fact. There is no 'grey' area. From houses, to monuments, slaves built DC. That is the topic, that is the discussion, stay on topic without deflecting to a different time frame or something that does not relate.
Slave built, or started building, most of DC during that time. No one with any basic math skills or understanding of American history with a heavy does of common sense would think otherwise.

>>93699417
Yes tell the criminals they aren't allowed to have guns, I'm sure they'll listen.

Dumb shit.

>>93699431
who fucking cares

spiderman

stop feeding the stormnigger

>>93699354
Is this supposed to be embarrassing or something? Looks like something Mera would do if anybody but Arthur made a pass at the puss.

>>93699434
>taking a shitpost literally
it's an MS paint image what are you doing with your life

>>93699388
I agree with your statement about gun violence, just think the lack of populace in Wyoming as well as the fact there is very few people living in cities or populated areas is a poor example. Was not saying you are wrong anon.

>>93698943
>kickstarting the "antagonist with hero's power" trend
>use actual villains of the comics,these heroes's villains.

>why they have all similar powers?

It's the original writters fault I guess. Or maybe, just maybe, there are underlying reasons like parallels or a common origin in universe.

>>93699431
Again, you don't have proof of that other than "slaves built things." No legitimate source would back that claim.

And it was completely on topic. If you wanted to speak specifically about the monument still you shouldn't have quoted the portion about business and industrialization building america.

>>93699434
Maybe if the USA had a competent police force and a culture of erudition and not one of gun violence.

>>93698997
>I think objectively speaking, TDK Joker will never be topped.

Oh yeah, I was talking about shared universe stuff. TDK Joker is better.

Homecoming's Vulture was still a great villain. He was probably my deepest point of investment in the story of the film.

Personally I think Homecoming will last simply because Holland and Keaton portray their characters so well, and it doesn't really feel like any of the other comicbook movies around. It's its own thing, which is nice. People seem pretty appreciative of that.

>>93698473
Guys with alien weapons blew up his favorite sandwich store.

>>93699514
Before that.

>>93699103
I sure as fuck wish I did

can i see the after credits suit?

The movie's timeline makes no fucking sense

They show the aftermath of Avenger 1 and then say "8 years later" and it's the present (Civil War)

What the fuck? How in the shit were there EIGHT YEARS between Avengers and Civil War?

>>93699534
Looks like overdesigned shit

>>93699292
No, not really. It has no meaning anymore and it's used by retarded southern hicks to feel rebellious. The only annoying thing I guess is people acting like it should be erased from history books entirely, instead of acknowledging that it happened. When start calling the General Lee from Dukes of Hazard offensive, it becomes rather silly

>>93698903
This, Stane was charismatic and threatening, and his conflict with Stark was one worth getting invested in.

Vulture, Loki and Stane are the best MCU villains. Hopefully Killmonger will join them.

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>>93699510
>Again, you don't have proof of that other than "slaves built things."

>>93699549
thanks bud.

now can someone post the suit.

>>93699549
>>93699534
After-credits suit is literally the same suit he uses for most of the movie

Proto-Iron Spider gets shown for a moment then taken away.

>>93699510
Faggot do some god damn math. Read a fucking book. I am not going to hold your hand and post links. You are a big boy and can do it. It is true. Also, fuck your fucking reddit spacing. You have no argument. Crying about white people having it hard and ignoring dates and what was going on in America. That proves nothing. SLAVES BUILT AMERICA DURING THAT TIME. I.E. Fucking buildings, houses, plantations, etc. No one said anything about businesses. Get over it and move on. Now go back to rubbing one out to pics of Hitler on /pol/ while thinking Capitalism is the key to everything and slavery gets a bad rap and the holocaust was not real. There now stop your ignorant shit posting.

>>93699573
I mean, I don't have proof that all muslims are murderers other "muslims killed things." So are muslims all killers?

>>93699526
Chuuni kid that wants to be a hero like Uncle Stark

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>>93699010
Cry more old faggot

>>93699552
Replace Loki with Blonski (or Kingpin and Cottonmouth if Netflix shit counts), and I can agree.
Loki was shit.

>>93698997
>popularity is the only criterium for quality
So how often do you have to apply mental gymnastics to make yourself like something just because it's popular?

>>93699029
People in your thearer don't have a sense of humour.

>>93699619
>Crying about white people having it hard while defending black people crying about things that didn't happen.

You people are laughably unaware of how stupid you are.

Tom Dowd helped with the manhattan project. Can I say sound engineers won world war two?

>>93699262
This nigger serious? Please tell me people are not this fucking retarded. Slaves had nothing to do with building Washinton DC? Kekekekekekek Go sit down on the short bus and think about what you said. Youre grounded for being retarded and pushing a false narrative.

>>93697223
> Spider-Man doesn't throw a single lunch

Good, i wouldn't want a Spiderman who threw lunches at people.

>>93699763
>humour
>u

>>93699741
I mean there's like 3 shills ITT saying Homecoming is great just because a bunch of RT bloggers said so

>>93699803
>I wouldn't want a Spider-Man that acts like he does in his best comic runs
Fuck off

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>>93699806
>Americucks
lmao
Go shoot up a school, fatso

>>93699803
Isn't he a pizza delivery man in one movie? I bet he's pretty good much at throwing lunches.

>>93699851
>In a thread about an American movie

>>93699851
Go to /int/ dumb thirdie

>>93699868
Oh, right. Shoot up a cinema theatre.
>>93699879
Go ask Tyrone if you're allowed to watch while he fucks your wife.

>>93699910
Why are you so obsessed with blacks fucking your wife?

>>93699910
>Can't go 1 thread without bringing up cuckolding
Euro?

>>93699926
I'm actually obsessed with your mum, American.

>>93698655
>>Do you seriously think they're going to introduce another character that goes by the same initials?

This isn't fucking Highlander where there only should be one. Did you know people have similar names outside your home too?

>>93699782
I'm sure you have sources, right phoneposter? Though I don't expect your boost mobile to last for much longer.

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>>93699943
Y-yes

>>93699972
You're delusional. She's our MJ. Twitter is already celebrating the blackwashing.

>>93698932
Wait people are defending fucking IronMan3 now?
I'd understand defending IronMan2 before believing someone finds IronMan3 good enough to defend.

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>>93700016
No one fucking cares about the regard you hold for either movie.
We just don't.

>>93700063
you cared enough to reply with lmao reaction pic

>>93699857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GyRwwadaYY

>>93700098
This is Facebook level reply. not that anon provided anything useful but this normie levels faggotry.

"You cared enough to reply" is the "I know you are but what am I" of THE CURRENT YEAR.

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>>93700098
That's the kind of shit that goes on here all the time, aspie.

>>93698932
Another quality post from Kanniggers

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>>93697223
silly spider-man catches lunches not throw them.

>>93698817
>They matter enough to get Snyder booted from the DCU. kek
He is still in, and now actually even directly touches scripts.
So cry more, cuck.

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>>93698728
>1 adult
confirmed for being a fucking loser who sits in the cinema alone

-mj is a black tomboysh nihilistic SJW
-most of Peter's accomplishments are daddy's Stark, AI suit's merit (although Tom did a great job, its not his fault his character is written poorly)
-shocker feels like he could have been omitted from the movie an nothing of value Would have been lost
-le sexy aunt may everyone is horny about
-childish gambino does fuck all in the movie, I thought he Would have had a more important role but eh
-flash is a pajeet kek
-the scene in which peter sees his face half covered by the mask in a puddle, fun made trailer-tier kek

I didn't like it much, and I really wanted to. I was surprised that even the action didn't do much for me. The only notable sequence was the jet at the end and that's mostly because flashing rainbow lights just look cool. The web-slinging through the city felt somehow plain, when it should be the easiest thing to wring a rush out of.

Felt like they were really aiming for the middle, and succeeded. It's a cute teen comedy with some superhero flavor. Too much Stark for me. in fact, Peter wanting to impress Iron Man was kind of the main arc of the movie, which was weird because Spider-Man can lend itself to much higher levels of melodrama. But I know that wasn't their goal, and this just wasn't the movie for me. The scene with Keaton before the dance was great, though. Wish there was more of that level of tension.

I just want a good Spiderman movie):

>>93700198
Insulting IronMan3 should go on all the time here, or anywhere.
Cause it wasn't a good movie. Debatebly the worst from MCU.

http://www.thewrap.com/spider-man-homecoming-washington-monument/

There is zero evidence that slave labor was used to build the Washington Monument. This wasn't ancient history, there is documentation of records of this stuff that still exists.

Even sites with a social justice leaning are forced to fall back upon it likely having *indirect* slave profits used to finance the construction. Some of the donations came from southern plantation owners. But that gets into a hugely slippery slope, its like saying you support a jewish genocide because you drive a VW beetle.

Bottom line - unlike some other buildings in DC, there was no slave labor used to construct the Washington Monument. Yes, its a joke in the movie but coming from liberal writers it was almost assuredly "joking on the square", the very fact that we're having this discussion proves how the joke has served to muddy the waters, erode facts in favor of "that sounds right to my sensibilities".

>>93698868
I didn't mind it, especially since the joke with the teacher turned out pretty well.

>That line about him not losing a student again

>>93699599
It looked beautiful, I was hype

>>93700299
Or maybe he bought his own ticket

>>93700299
Number one only teenagers, faggots and women care about being accompanied to something you don't speak during. Number two, I go to the movies with friends all the time who've bought the ticket online. Some people just hate carrying cash or like to make purchases with credit to keep their budget balanced (because people are lazy and can't write such a thing down or keep track of it.)

>>93700413
This is the site I mentioned before. He denied having ever heard of it despite being the type of person to defend such a joke so vociferously on 4chan of all places.

>>93700308
And considering him trying to join the avengers in the comics led to fights and him essentially saying he's too good for them.

>>93698043
>on the same level of quality as the Guardians films.

that it is, yeah. especially 2.

>>93700308
>Peter wanting to impress Iron Man was kind of the main arc of the movie
No, Peter learning to be independent and no longer needing to impress Iron Man was the main arc of the movie.

>>93700207
Fun fact, there no special effects magic at work in this scene. They just made several takes of McGuire trying to catch all those props on a tray.

>>93700993
That seems extremely wasteful

>>93700561
>go to a movie alone
>nobody to discuss the shared experience you've just had with
>have to run home to a tibetan wood sanding forum just to say you didn't like it
wew lad maybe you should get some friends

>>93700492
Or you can buy as a group, get a discount and guarantee that you get the seats that you want so you can chat before the movie starts.
Letting everyone buy their own tickets is for chumps as inevitably someone in your group will be retarded and screw up.
Anyway he just said that he went alone so whatever

It was alright.

I went to watch it with friends which probably added a point or two to it because everything seems more fun with a group, but I don't regret watching it or anything.

>>93701098
That's my ticket. I went with a friend. Your system is gay.

>>93700827
That's what I was referring to, I just didn't give away the ending. And he didn't entirely move on from it, remember "That was a test, right?"

Also, was anyone else disappointed by Giacchino's score? He's usually pretty reliable, but I felt like this was his worst work yet.

>>93697223
>Afrotastic SJW MJ doesn't like the washington monument because it was built by slaves

Why do I get the feeling if she was offered to enter the Pyramids she wouldn't be such an uptight bitch?

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>>93701414
why do I get the feeling you didn't see the movie or read the thread

>>93701552
Fuck off SJW

>W-why is there a black person in my movie
>This movie is fun, movies aren't supposed to be fun, they are supposed to be dark like my Snyder Kino

GTFO Snydercuck

You lost

>>93697223
>Spider-Man doesn't throw a single lunch or kick
>Tony Stark is even more flanderized

So you didn't actually watch the movie? Got it.

>>93701608
Liz was hot. I didn't mind her. I only care about MJ being an ugly edgelord bitch.

it's a teen comedy, lighten up

>>93698889
>>93698843
It seems to me that they've left enough wiggle room with it to walk back on it in case of backlash. I hope people raise enough of a stink about it because it's very dumb to close the door on a character for an OC who is the polar opposite of said character.

>>93701631
The top is factually correct, moron.

Also, compared to IM1, Tony Stark is much more flamboyant.

Also I did watch the movie. Here's my ticket:
>>93698728

>>93699125
You forgot your link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9kTeEshewY

>>93701608
You do remember that Snyder made Perry White a black man, right?

>>93701608
I tought you would Kellypost before shittinh on DC.
4/10
I want some Kelly comics now.

>>93697223
Retard alert

>>93702650
Shill alert

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>>93701098
>nobody to discuss the shared experience you've just had with
>/co/

>>93700016
It's one of my favs and no amount of crying about muh magic chinaman is going to change that

Go outside your house, it's well regarded pretty much everywhere except here, where similarly to Homecoming people just bitch about a perceived betrayal of the source material instead of giving good reasons to explain why it's a bad movie. At best you get nitpicking crap like "the kid was annoying" or "the armour shouldn't have broke that one time". Only complaint i can kinda agree with is that Pierce wasn't particularly original, but his plan with Mandarin was great and that's why it doesn't bother me that much

You guys do realize that she isn't Mary-Jane right? Her name is Michelle for fucks sake.

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>>93699262
>Black people in america just have nothing to be proud of
Literally nothing or what?
>It's funny that on /co/ of all places this is so hard to admit. The faggots around here really are delusional. If white people had it easy in the early 1900s Kirby wouldn't have gone into comics.
I'm not sure where anyone implied they didn't itt.

>>93699262
The line was written by white people.

>>93699262

>And they didn't build america. Business built america as well as industrialization

nah dude it was slave labor.

also black people came up with jazz/blues music which is an american invention

>>93704497
But she's essentially playing the same role

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>>93699262

> However, because of incomplete records, slave participation in the creation of antebellum edifices like the Washington Monument can often only be inferred, not proven.

>It appears likely that slave labor was also involved in the quarrying of the marble used in the first stage of the construction of the Washington Monument. Construction began in 1848 during the antebellum era and utilized marble from Cockeysville, Maryland. The owner of the quarry held slaves, but apparently leased out actual exploitation of the quarry to outside contractors, so there is no “smoking gun”. However, given the labor patterns prevailing in northern Maryland at the time, slave participation in the quarry workforce appears likely.

honestly your best arguement is probably that the thing wasn't finished until after the Civil War

>>93699262
>>93704544
it was a combination of business, genocide, and slave labor that built america

gotta love that biological warfare against the locals

>>93704699

>business, genocide, and slave labor

love that intersectionality

>>93704621
Literally nothing about her said Mary-Jane to me. I feel like that was a little throw away line at the end, like the detective in batman having the nickname Robin. Or it is their way of saying "we are deviating alot and doing our own take, this is the love interest" which is fine because she is a completely different character. Im super tired so I don't know if that makes any sense.

>>93704736
>to me
That doesn't matter. She's obviously the MJ of this universe. You're deluded of you think they'll introduce another MJ with red hair alongside her.

>>93704621
The same role as in... a female character with an M first name?

No red hair, no party girl attitude, no intimidatingly hot, different backstory...

>>93704766
Did you even read the rest of my post?

-Spider-Man 2
-Spider-Man
-The amazing Spider-Man
-Spider-Man homecoming
-Spider-Man 3
-watching paint dry
-the amazing Spider-Man 2

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>>93697223
Vulture was rad you tasteless whore

>>93704847
TASM was worse than TASM2

>>93704847
>-Spider-Man homecoming
>-watching paint dry
-Spider-Man 2
-Spider-Man
-Spider-Man 3
-The amazing Spider-Man
-the amazing Spider-Man 2

fixed

>>93704912
Anyone that argued a Spiderman movie wouldn't make bank was fucking dumb, no surprise here

>>93704991
dumb shill

>>93698374
He definitely doesnt have the spider sense in Homecoming. Vulture blindsides him multiple times.

I disagree, this is my favorite Spider-man film.

It felt like the original Ultimate Spider-man run that the OP was too young to have read.

Fun movie, good Spider-man film, and all around fantastic second act for Spider-man in the MCU.

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>>93698407
Man, where have I seen that kind of imagery before?

>>93705101
How does that make it less retarded?

>>93698836
She's played as a loner loser who reads books, protests foreign embassies, makes fun of people who are upset, and is snark machine max. It would have been insufferable but it was provided in such small doses that it was actually very funny.

>>93699545
its been five years, they fucked up.

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>>93701058
it took twenty minutes. what a waste.

>>93697223
>Spider-Man doesn't throw a single punch or kick

I legit believe none of you whiners would have even noticed this if they hadn't advertised it

>>93697541
He slams a lot of people's heads to walls and the like

>>93697738
>maybe 10 minutes of total screen time
Hawkeye has 12 minutes of screentime in the first Avengers, Zendaya has way less in this. I would be surprised if it amounts to five complete minutes.

>>93704722
that was entirely unintentional on my part because i was thinking of them all i separate instances

i wouldnt want to associate business with genocide and/or slavery as a business owner myself

>>93705394
>legit
Off yourself

>>93704672
>maybe, sorta, possibly
>definitely finished and mostly crafted by the Army Corp of Engineers after the war
At this point, built by slaves is grasping at straws. Partial credit I suppose, but not how MJ is imagining it. It's at a point where you can give credit for slave labor because one of the managers must have had a slave servant so therefore built by slaves.
Even if it was built by slaves, that doesn't mean you can't admire the monument or be proud of what it was meant to symbolize. We admire all sorts of other structures absolutely built by slaves without batting an eye.

>>93697811
She's a fucking important character in the Spider-Man mythos. It's not hard to understand why certain people would Get upset over it this atrocious casting. However supposedly she's not Mary Jane? She's Michelle something and goes by MJ?

Still pretty blatant black washing.

>>93698022
-Peter had other girlfriends but MJ is the one he was married to for 20 years. Peter Parker and Mary Jane are as well known as Clark and Lois.

I've undoubtedly read more fucking Spider-Man than you since you refuse to acknowledge the relationship whose end (OMD) led to one of the greatest fucking drops in comic sales in decades. Keep telling yourself MJ doesn't matter. Suck that Liz Allen, Gwen Stacy, midget and Quesada's Daughter's dick. MJ is the one everyone knows.

>>93706485
Except that she acts absolutely nothing like Mart Jane. Its more of a TDKR Robin moment.

>>93706601
Which Is equally stupid. They won't have ANOTHER MJ show up because that will confuse audiences. So instead of finally having a good Mary Jane we get Michelle- whatever.

Do you understand why some fans might not like this? We'll just need to waiting for the 4th reboot to get a good MJ. Oh wait that will be the Miles reboot that no one asked for. 5th reboot then.