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Kaitlin needed a DNA sample from Jay, so she pulls a "BicentennIal Man" and steals a sample from Jay off a beaker. But at this point, they were romantically involved, and probably at least at blowjob level if not full on penetration. So why go this roundabout way to get his DNA? All she'd have to do is lure him out into the hallway for a chat - nobody ever interrupts hallway chats - and suck his big Earth 2 cock until he exploded inside her mouth. Then she could be all like "Ermagerd Jay that's sooo gross! I need to spit this out!!"
Then she could preserve the sample for future study.
Why didn't she do this?
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Kaitlin is pure.
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>>93672579
Ice Queen wouldnt put out
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Caitlin is a prude. Missionary for the sole purpose of reproduction with two condoms and the lights off only.
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>>93672579
Look, you're never going to get your slutty forensic expert police procedural off the ground.
Yes, there are a lot of police procedurals, but a woman going around seducing people for DNA evidence every episode is not a viable gimmick for a mainstream show. Sure it's better than that smell one, but it's just not going to happen. Let it go.
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Why didn't Barry just go back in time and rape him in the ass
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>>93672610
>reproduction
>two condoms
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>>93672769
Ok, first of all? How dare you.
Second, that would be a fucking terrible premise for an entire show. All I want is a single episode - a clever display of sexual fuckery. But no, we get Kaitlin's gentle voice of concern flowing out of her pillowy lips, instead of Jay's Earth 2 cum oozing into her supple mouth. Fuck this shit, fuck this show, fuck you.
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>>93673073
That'd be a terrible method of getting a DNA sample; it'd be tainted by Caitlin's DNA plus potentially any residue remaining from recent food and drink.
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>>93673125
Are you seriously suggesting that this wouldn't work using tv "logic"?
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