Haven't seen this one in a while. ITT: Describe your sex

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>I can almost taste it

>I will destroy the crusty crab.

>>93669044
i don't need it

>Fuck popsicles you little bitch!
>I like THIS. And THAT. And everything in my asshole especially those BITCHES AT THE CLUB!
>Grandma!

>and say hello to used napkin!

ALOOOOONE

>>93669044
it's normal sized and fully functional! Watch!

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I don't need it....I don't need it...I don't need it.

>>93669044
>too bad that didn't kill me

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Take it easy, it's just a drawing.

>>93669380
my favorite so far

>You used me... FOR LAND DEVELOPMENT
At least I got to keep the car and the dog.

Okay, Patrick, it's all in the technique! First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two, three. Then pelvic thrust! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, Don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then...

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>>93669380
>when a spongebob quote hits too close to home

F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for ukelele
N is for anywhere and anytime at all
here in the deep blue sea
goddammit this is forever ingrained in my brain

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IMAGINATION!

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>>93669380
>>93669429
Holy fucks anons i love you both
>Im ready
>Im ready (old spongebob)
>he was ready (gravestone)

I'm Dirty Dan

>>93669562
2real5me

>ah make out reef. Good times good times

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>>93669044
Will I ever get married?
Maybe someday.

BACKING UP!

No, Just say hello.
EWAAAAA.
Perhaps another time would be--
NOOOOOOOO!

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Put that thing away, there are children here.

>how many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?!

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>"Meahoy, memoyay? Meyoyyoy, ladyonmamoy!"
My exact words when I saw her that night in my room in a tight white T-shirt and gym shorts.

>>93670004
kekd

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It's been awhile, is what I'm saying. 8 years awhile.

>Krabs gives a brutal description of the zombies eating his innards
>That's disgusting man

>Who are you people?!

His name was "Smittywitty Swerbenjagermanjensen" and he was number one

>HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST

>>93670004
>I LOVE THE YOUNG PEOPLE

>FASTER, GARY! FASTER, FASTER, FASTER, FASTER

>AIDED BY HIS YOUNG WARD!

>Blankety Blankety Blank.

is your mother home?

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

>Hello, computer wife.

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>>93670132
>>93670335
>>93670350
>>93670365
>>93670381

>I don't know. I never thought I'd get this far.

>It'll be just like a sleepover, except we'll be sweaty and covered in grease!

>>93669044
>A while
Fuck off

>>93669512
Is that why you got it wrong, nigger?
F is for frolic through all the flowers
U is for ukelele
N is for nose picking, sharing gum and sand licking here with my best buddy

~or~

F is for friend who do stuff together
U is for you and me
N is for anywhere and anytime at all down here in the deep blue sea

>Firmly grasp it!

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>>93669044

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>>93671404
you stupid idiot can't even remember the 3rd verse calling yourself a spongeborg fanboy
F is for fire that burns down the whole town
U is for Uranium.....BOMBS
N is for NO SURVIVORSS WHEN YOU REEEEEEEEEEEE
git on my level baby boi

Just you, me, and this brick wall you've built between us

>>93669044
F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for you and me
N is for anywhere and anytime at all
(down here in the deep blue sea)

>>93669044
Im ready