Childhood is when you idolize Batman. Adulthood is when you

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Childhood is when you idolize Batman.

Adulthood is when you realize Batman needs to rape the Joker.

>>93662680
People who agree with the joker is the reason we need people like batman in the world.

>>93662680
Honestly, the Superman fans of /co/ are shitty as fuck.

>>93662680
>Took me until after high school to realize this.
pretty early for adulthood

>>93662680
Childhood is when you idolize Batman
Adolescence is when you think Joker is deep and makes sense
Adulthood is when you outgrow capeshit

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>>93663222
>Adulthood is when you outgrow capeshit

>optimist
>adult
i envy you

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>>93663008
>HUUUURRRR fuck off Superman fans.

At least wait a moment before launching your bait.

>>93663008
They see superman as the dad they wanted, comfyfags are cancer, but most of them are superfags, not even power level retards, they just want superman to tell them everything will be fine and that their mom will kick uncle Jack out.
They want superman to be the bestest, the most loved, the strongest and the happiest.

>>93663335
He isn't talking about superman fans. He is talking about the superman fans in /co/. I'm a huge superman fan and I hate the autistic Fandom he has here.

>>93663702
>>93663737
And yet, unprovoked , you desperately trying to put a fire with these, presumed, /co fans. Are you bored?

>>93663222
Adulthood is when you outgrow bait

>>93663222
Adulthood is leaving this shit board.

>>93663737
Exactly.

Superman is my favorite cape character, but his fans here are often stupid. I've read things like "if a meet a person that doesn't like Superman I already know own that I will HATE THEM!"

>>93664289
The entire basis of the thread is people saying that they are more mature for liking some speciphic character (that also happens to be inconsistent and written by multiple people).

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>>93662680
You know, The Dark Knight makes far more sense when you realize that Heath Ledger wasn't actually playing he Joker
No, really
He was playing Anarchy

>>93664410
It's a rather aggressive way of interpreting the thing. OP literally said the world would need more optimism. There is nothing wrong in this
.
>But 4chan is full unhappy people so everyone takes it like some kind of new offence.


>>93664359
This one get it. Leaving this place is the first step to Improve your sad life.

>>93664651
>This one get it. Leaving this place is the first step to Improve your sad life.

But I'm here BECAUSE I have nothing else in my sad life...

>>93663702
Mr. Snyder, you can stop now. You're off the movies.

Can anyone criticizing the " the Superman fans of /co/" actually explain what's wrong with them without using buzzwords like "autistic"?

>>93662816
I don't think many people actually think it's okay to go around slaughtering people.

stale toast superman can eat my dick.

>>93664793
Your life is so sad you escape to a site owned by someone so concerned with money he lets an alt-right faggot pay him to run multiple boards and control the narrative? A site filled with cancerous edgy neckbeards who have no social life? A site that shills propaganda instead of facts? It is nothing but an opinionated hellhole with no real debate or conversation. I do not know your life but if this is a positive escape you might want to get some therapy.

>>93664847
Read the thread faggot, sorry for the 'buzzword'. Seriously there are idiots on each side of the fence. Just Superman fags are more prone to invade every Spiderman and Batman thread and demean it all for the 'lolz' of it while trying to manipulate others opinion. They are the /pol/ of capeshit fandom.

>>93664966
You're pretty judgmental for someone also posting here...

>>93664998
The thread is full of people calling /co/ Superman fans faggots and autistic. No one is giving any reasons as to why they're so bad. Your response is a perfect example.

>>93665014
Good thing this is an imageboard and not tumblr then. None of this "you can't judge me" bs.

>>93662680


childhood believes in superman

adolescence believes in batman

adulthood means you realize the world is the joker and the world is everywhere

>>93663296
and that's exactly why we need more Superman

>>93665050
That's not what I meant. I meant it's weird to be so angry about the board and go on about how sad people who post here are when you're posting here. If you truly feel that way, isn't it more pathetic to spend your time here screeching at people?

>>93665125
Fuck you, you ugly neckbearded nerd. You no-life Loser. I'm better than you. I post on 4chan ironically

>>93665125
I only screech at people I disagree with/dislike. I admit I'm a sad sonofabitch. Honestly, this is the worst of the chans. I much prefer other imageboards and comic forums, but the fact is I have fucking nothing to do and the conversation is slow enough that I have to go to the popular shitholes.

>>93662680
For such a practical guy, Batman's no kill olicy is impractical-- which is probably why every live action Batman has included him killing someone-- yes we can argue about Ra's Al Ghul but not saving him is making a choice that he should die. The No kill poloicy would make more sense if Batman held the law in any kind of esteem

>>93665247
Can you recomendo me other chans?

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You mean Wonder Woman's optimism, right?

>>93665508
Among all chans, /Toys is the safest one. Especially because there, we all have a job to buy expensive toys, so people are quieter. For the most, at last.

>>93664966
I'm pretty certain most here are or at some point were in therapy, or medicated, but it didn't work.

>>93665247
Your displeasure is our ambrosia, normie scum.

>>93665158
"I'm just pretending to be retarded" seems a lot sadder than people talking about things they actually enjoy.

>>93665247
Do you mind explaining why you find it so bad? It doesn't seem any worse than the others, just slower. There's a lot of dumb shit, but there's some good discussions and resources like the Win o' Threads with DL links.

>>93665798
>4channer
>calls me normie scum
Hate to break it to you, this place isn't a secret club. It's chock-full of underage posters, especially this time of year. Most content is reddit-tier, and it's too heavily moderated too. Just look at this board. People unironically liking nu-Marvel, Steven Jewniverse and Korra, all the while posting stale Nolanbats and Watchmen threads

>>93665249
Ethics and morality aren't about practicality. Often they're the opposite, they're boundaries you set on yourself because of what you believe is right and wrong.

Batman doesn't really lack optimism. He's a pretty hopeful guy really.

>>93662729
Remember when Gordon was Batman, and seemingly Joker wasn't around as often?

>>93665606
His teeth are just like mine :3

>>93666188
Why didn't Gordon rape the Joker when he was Batman?

>>93666167
Batman is the personification of: hope for the best, prepare for the worst.

>>93666188
In the upcoming The Batman Who Laughs, will the evil Joker-Batman rape himself?

Childhood is when you idolize Superman's Puritan absolutism.
Adulthood is when you realize he needs a better sales pitch.

>>93665069
what are you fucking twelve?

>>93664966
what are you fucking gay?

>>93664998
>Saying that
>He doesn't know Gwenpoolfags
>He doesn't know Deadpollfags
>He doesn't know Batfags
>He doesn't know X-Fags

>>93664627
This would have been great actually. Popularize an obscure character and go somewhere new. With everything he did, you wouldn't need a recognizable face. I think it would've been a hit. (and saved Joker from becoming the awful edgefest he is now)

>>93664998
we've got a batfag.

When I was a kid, I didn't like Superman or Batman all that much, but I thought Spider-Man was pretty cool. Now days I like the Question.

>>93666963
>Popularize an obscure character
like the vulture? pfffffffttt on that note: was the movie birdman just a shitty prelude to homecoming? my god

>>93666050
I'll take underage shitheads over normalfag tourists lost on their way to instagram.

>>93667245
who in blue blazes is the Question?!?

>>93668213
Do yourself a favor kid, watch JLU over summer break.

>>93662680
Only nihilism Is the answer, but a scary truth. 56 billion years from nothing from earth will exist and everything is forgotten. Souls don't exist and morals are relative.

>>93664864
How many people have called for Trump's and republicans death?
Many.

>>93668280
is there a comic book series?

>>93668322
Nihlism is no answer at all. The human heart yearns for Justice because it is real but beyond our grasp. The scary truth is that perfect justice demands all humanity to be destroyed. The sacrifice of Jesus allows God to be the just destroyer and be merciful to his beloved creation, at least those who would seek him and abandon empty arrogance.

>>93668326
You can say something and not mean it.

>>93668432
Ahhahahahahahha no. I don't care for written contradictions and scientific errors like most religions from middle east have.

>>93668455
is that really what you think they think?

>>93668322
>He's a nihilist
nothing to be afraid of.

>>93668322
>>93668532

ww.youtube.com/watch?v=b_29yvYpf4w

>>93665030
No, I'm calling the superman Fandom of this specific board autistic manchildren, like the guy crying over Snyder for no reason

>>93668432
The real problem is that humans love extremes. So if you're not 100% good to the point of being non functioning in real life, then you're 100% evil to the point of being non functional.no middle ground at all. or at least that's what everyone wants to think.

Vote for someone, post an opinion on the internet, say something, wear a shirt, date a black girl, paint your nails, forget to comb your hair, and basically anything else and someone will clai!m you to be irredeemable and claim to be offended by you.

The reality is that good and evil are bullshit, and entirely in the eye of the beholder. So I could live my life to my standards, and everyone else will of course have a negative take on it. Especially godfags.

I say believe what you want, live to the best of your ability and get the fuck out of everyone else's business.
Hard I know. What wit social media putting everyone's everything right in your face all the fucking time. But doable.

And justice is not just at all.it needs to be based upon certainties and science but instead it's based on emotional people acting on instinct. Innocent people go to jail all the time because some pig who "has a feeling" but no evidence fucks them over with the da's help. I've seen it happen.
So fuck you and fuck your justice.

>>93668611
>>93668665

Nice propagande there. I hope you aware most humans in history are delusional and very much irrational. Even boarderline hypocrites.

Nazism is retarded. It's only for fat inbreds mad their sexlife is shit,

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Childhood is idolizing Animal House, adulthood is when you realize Omega Theta Phi makes more sense.

>>93665030
No, I'm calling the superman Fandom of this specific board autistic manchildren, like the guy crying over Snyder for no reason

>>93666933

There's no Gwenfags outside their threads, there's literally no batfags threads in this board. There's 20 batman hate threads a day, but not a single one about how batman is superior, they are spolied, they don't need to continue to circle jerk when the media already does that for them. You can continue to cry over batman but that doesn't mean there's a bad batfags community here, they just don't care, they fight among them over what robin they like best, that's all the damage they do. Hulk fags are retarded and flashfags are powerlevel cancer, but they are not as annoying as superfags from this board, always playing the victim

>>93668322
Nihilism isn't a conclusion, it's a choice.

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Childhood is when you idolize Batman
Adulthood is when you realize he is a deeply troubled but redeemable hero who is very mentally ill, and has been left untreated for years because others idolize his damaging behavior

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>>93664966

>Your life is so sad you escape to a site owned by someone so concerned with money he lets an alt-right faggot pay him to run multiple boards and control the narrative?

What are you going on about?

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>>93667682
What he means, you dense retard, is that by the standards and morals of the site.
YOU ARE THE NORMIE.
Congrats on proving how much so.

>>93666303
Gordon has a more effective Dick than Batman, which was fucking around being a spy