>"He may have been your father but he wasn't your

"daddy" in the sexual sense, Anon

>>93647176
Yes, Yondu was fucking Starlords boipucci

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>>93647144
I know youre meming but it hurt me watching this as someone who had neither. I woulda killed for a yondu in my life, atleast he was around.

Also god damn if the mohawk thing he gets isnt one of the coolest damn space-pirate/cyberphunk aesthetic pieces ive ever seen in film. Just looks fucking good man.

>>93647144
ESL detected

>>93647216
Keeping all that Terran for himself. No wonder Taserface was so pissed.

A father gives the sperm. A dad raises the child.

>>93647144
Are you honestly confused by the concept that a father figure and a biological father are different things?
Because you're gonna be confused by a lot of movies and books then.

>>93647655
/thread

>>93647144
wait so yondu was a cuck?

>>93647144
>We're a family

No, you're friends.

>>93647655
>A father gives the sperm. A cuck raises the child.
FTFY shadilay my brother

>>93647386
>yondu

fucking weeb

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>>93648578

>>93648323
Considering he never met Peter's mom, let alone wasn't in a relationship with her, no.

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>>93647144
Father is anyone who nutted in mommy and sired you

Daddy is a male rolemodel you looked up and bonded with as a kid

>>93648323
no since the kid was a pirate apprentice he was training in a skill. and his little hands stole shit

It's really not, as an orphan I can honestly say there is a difference between your biological father and the man who raises you, given the right cercumstance.

Father =/= Dad

>>93647144
My father I don't think of as my dad, because he is so narcissistic that he only cares about himself and fucked me over to benefit himself, and gave no time to me.

A dad is a father figure, someone gives a shit about you. A father is just someone who helped create you, nothing more.

>>93648945
>Father =/= Dad
>>93649292
>A dad is a father figure, someone gives a shit about you. A father is just someone who helped create you, nothing more.

Dad is the same thing as Father.
Dad is just a term from babbies saying dada.

>>93647386
>being black

>>93648323
If anything Ego was the cuck since he ended up with Peter's true appreciation.

>>93648653
The literal meaning of cuck is raising another's child, after the cuckoo bird that lays it's egg in other species nests and fucks off

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>>93649676
S-shut up faggot

>>93647176
"daddy" in the bitch slapstick sense, retard

>>93649705
Yeah, well, we're employing the 4chan meaning of "cuck" as in someone who got something or someone stole from him by another person.

Learn to internet kiddo.

>>93649705
But the word is only ever actually used if someone is unknowingly raising somebody else's child - emphasis on the deception - under the assumption that it actually is their's. Or, in a looser sense; if they compromise with their used goods partner to reluctantly accept responsibility for some deadbeat's kid, since that's even more pathetic than being tricked into investing pride into somebody else's creation.

Yondu was completely outside of that, so therefore; his dignity remains intact, and the word "cuck" doesn't apply.

>>93647144
I'm glad the comics kept him an asshole and didn't suddenly turn him good because MUH SYNERGY

>>93648503
I know everything is supposed to be ironic but you have to wonder if comm-enters like this grasp anything beyond "I am part of a culture" anymore.

>>93650038
That's because the MCU Yondu stand-in in the comics is dogfucker's OC not the original Yondu.

>>93647144
>He was your biologically father but never acted like it
Is that so hard to understand

I didn't know /co/ had so many dad issues

>>93651362
>not having dad issues
Sorry you didn't have any childhood anon.

>>93648462

But Yondu is more of a father figure than a friend.

It's not like they hung out with each other in much capacity after Peter left, they just worked together on jobs occasionally, at least within the movies.

>>93649526
>being this autistic

>>93649736
Ha, your dad left you.

my dad is now homeless after a messy divorce because he used to hit my mom and my mom cheated on my dad afterwards, then gave birth. Thankfully, my little brother is his, otherwise I don't think my mom would have been safe from the violence. Sorry fellow black anon, but in some cases you're lucky to never know your dad. All I knew of him was a facade.

>>93647144
He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot , a communist, but he is NOT a porn star!