Will we ever see Shulkie in the MCU? What are some good stories

>>93637413
Not until a deal is made with Universal, I think they still own the distribution rights. I feel Jennifer would work better as a series any way.

>>93637413
>Will we ever see Shulkie in the MCU?
unlikely
>What are some good stories that could be adapted?
Shulk babysitting Southpaw
the one where she's trying to get Victor von Doom's son granted asylum seeker status
when she became an employee of the Living Tibunal

>>93637469
>Not until a deal is made with Universal, I think they still own the distribution rights.
Correct

Marvel is too ashamed of their comic book origins to do She-Hulk properly. She's too self-aware to work in a setting that takes itself so seriously.

Which is a shame, because it's pretty much exactly why Deadpool made so much money.

I thought she would take the Hulk title and then Spencer was like "GUESS WHO'S BACK"

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>>93637413
Not a chance. Sadly the world is not ready for a muscular female protagonist. If it ever happens it's going to be Marvel's first flop because normies won't see it.

>>93637552
Not really. Deadpool was successful because it's just edgy whacky humor. Giant sexy green lady is a much harder sell.

>>93637636
She was Deadpool before Deadpool.

>>93637636
>Giant sexy green lady
It's not like they'd make her giant or sexy anyway.

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Even if they had the rights it's unlikely.
Hulk himself is being relegated to a supporting character. And he's a much bigger more straight forward character than She-Hulk who's tied to him.
So to make She-Hulk they'd have to introduce Bruce's cousin whom was never mentioned but he loves dearly, A reason why he'd give her his blood while being super anal about never giving anyone his blood, have her be a hot bombshell in control rather than a deformed rage monster, then give her a tone that went contrary previous tone of the series.

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>>93637908
this

>>93637908
Here's my idea that answers literally every problem you have
In the wake of Hulk's destruction, Bruce Banner gets slapped with a class-action lawsuit. His name is dragged through the mud and no one is interested in defending him.
Enter Jennifer Walters, Bruce's high-strung doormat lawyer cousin. Bruce refuses her help, saying he doesn't want her life ruined because of him, but in a quick burst of confidence, she convinces him that she can and will win this case.
In the middle of trial preparations (with a quick cameo from Nelson and/or Murdock) the building Bruce and Jennifer are in gets attacked by Carl Creel and Mary MacPherran, a celebrity power couple that somehow got superpowers: think the Jolie-Pitts or Kimye, but also the Macbeths. Also murderous- the couple that slays together, stays together. They end up leaving abruptly mid-fight at the behest of their "leader".

>>93638126
Jennifer is gravely injured, and her doctor, a one-armed man named Connors, floats the idea of getting a bone marrow transplant from Bruce.
Mark Ruffalo shows off his acting chops in a scene where he adamantly refuses, saying he doesn't want Jennifer to be like him, a monster, and that he blamed himself for all the destruction and actually agreed with the media smear campaign (and a hint that it's more than just Bruce and "the green guy" in there). Eventually he goes through with it, for Jennifer's sake. He stays in her hospital room with her overnight.
Bruce is woken by the sound of a hospital bed snapping in half under the weight of an giant green woman. She's breaking all the machines, she's clumsy, she's apologizing for everything - she's Jennifer. See, Bruce's problem isn't radiation, it's dissociative identity disorder. Jennifer has no such problem, so she's herself, but bigger, stronger, greener. We get a shot for the trailer where Bruce stares incredulously off-camera and says "Well, that's just not fair."
Bruce and Hulk help her try to get a handle on her transformation, but not before the Power Couple return with their leader, who turns out to be Sam Sterns from the Edward Norton movie, but with green skin and a grotesquely swollen head. But Hulk and Jennifer, dubbed "She-Hulk", are a match for the Power Couple, and together they win the day and stop Sterns' nefarious plan to...something.

>>93638156
Since Bruce has anger issues stemming from an abused childhood in which he felt too weak to defend himself or his mother from his father, he turns into a giant monster made stronger with anger who basically can't be hurt. Sam Sterns hated himself for only having average intelligence for a scientist in a world of Richards, Starks and Pyms, so he literally had a bigger brain than all of them. Emil Blonsky hated himself for his spy work and considered himself a monster, so he became a monster in form.
Jennifer has zero sense of self-worth, so She-Hulk is stronger, taller, hotter, more confident and more social. She-hulk solo is about her struggle to accept who she is, and the fact that everyone likes She-Hulk better than Jennifer, including Jennifer.

>>93638222
Later, Jennifer is on her computer when Bruce walks into her tiny office and asks to talk. She quickly alt-tabs away from an Internet search for tailors catering to acromegaly, and asks what's up. Bruce reveals that he had never intended to fight any claims against him, but after all the work she has done to help him he can't just throw it all away. In court, they reach an agreement to some kind of exile to Asgard - perhaps there, he will find the peace to control himself. There's a tearful goodbye before Bruce leaves via Bifrost, and Tony/Cap/someone approaches her with a vague hint at a proposal to join the Avengers and take Bruce's place as The Biggest Hitter.

PLANET HULK: Loki doesn't want Hulk in Asgard after getting tossed around in Avengers and setting himself up as Odin, so he sabotages the Bifrost and Bruce takes a hard left, landing on Sakaar. Loki tricks him (and the audience) into thinking this was the Avengers' plan all along, we don't find out the truth til WORLD WAR HULK.

SHE-HULK solo: Jennifer adjusts to life in the public eye, being able to literally go green, and her own self-esteem issues now that everyone (including herself) likes the sexy green version of her better. Big trailer scenes are her striding out of a tailor's shop fully Hulked out in her brand-new business suit, and in her costume dropkicking the camera slam to title. Problem: who does she train with as She-hulk?

>>93638126
>>93638156
Would happily pay to see that/10

The lore is a little too esoteric for the average person, but on the other hand they made GotG work.

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>>93637612
CUTE

>>93638126
>>93638156
>>93638222
>>93638255
I would totally go see this.

>>93638122
Who is this qt3.14?

>>93637612
you're wrong because one, it's impossible for marvel to make a flop and two, fit girls are becoming more acceptable

>>93637469
Why doesn't Universal make a film?

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>>93638122
Charity Witt

>>93638870
>>93638458

>>93638846
They're still trying to make their Dark Universe a thing.

>>93638955
It's weird because Fox is milking the Xfags like crazy and Sony at least tried to do the same with Spidey. Why does Universal hold back when they have a potentialy profitable Marvel IP?

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>>93638631
>fit girls are becoming more acceptable
I don't think that's true but we really need more of them.

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>>93639217
At the very least Instagram has allowed Fitgirls to get more exposure.

>>93639141
Because their IP is a single character tied to other characters. It'd be like if a movie company had the Spider-girl IP but not the Spider-man one.
>>93638955
That's such a ridiculous stupid concept that I want it to work.

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>>93639217
>5'0
>You'll never have a cute tiny musclegirl gf you can bully about her height

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>>93639429
iktf

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>>93639716

>>93639429
>tfw you will never have a swolestack gf who masses more than you do despite being a foot shorter

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>>93639779
>tfw no swole femlet to give you bicepjobs

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>>93639264
instagram wa a mistake bc I can't stop fapping

>>93637413
christ i hope so

>>93639809
>stayed big through pregnancy
>and through raising her child while starting a new career
Shannon Courtney is a goddamn inspiration

>>93637413
>Hulk won't get another movie until the Universal deal is resolved
>She-Hulks rights are likely involved in that
>Shulk is an inherently comedic character but she'll never get a movie
>Netflix marvel is pretty dark and street level focused
>ABC Marvel is just outright shit and definitely doesn't have the budget for it
She's got little chance, anon.

>>93639948
>people ITT who want a femlet
It's better if she's taller than you
>tfw no 6ft+ gf

>>93637526
>the one where she's trying to get Victor von Doom's son granted asylum seeker status
The one with REALLY bad art and mixed up with full SJW Hellcat?

>>93640004
Smaller girls will be more muscular, proportionally

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>>93640004
Small and huge is the ultimate combination, though. Such beautiful contrast.

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>>93640084
>>93640085
This
>but anon the girl in your pic isn't huge
Wait for the transformation pic.

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>>93640267
From fit qt to hulked out beast.

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>>93639948

>>93638267
They made GotG work by ignoring most of the comic lore or making up new stuff anyway.
It's not really an accomplishment if they just threw most of the stuff out to begin with.

>>93640624
I'm not familiar with the source material. Did they keep nothing from the books?

>>93638267
GotG was shit tho

>>93640876
t. Snyderkek

>>93637469
Not even a support role in Captain Marvel?

>>93637413
I think they'll be some sort of nod to her in Thor Ragnarok.

>>93641265
That wouldn't make any sense.

>>93641331
Why would they do that?

The one person I wanted as She Hulk went through a shit life because of some shit people, played her in a Porno, then sadly died & her death was overlooked.

>>93641430
who?

>>93641430
if there's any character that'd canonically end up in a porno it probably would be she-hulk

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>>93641486
Chyna

>>93641430
What about in her prime Lucy Lawless?
Hell, why wasn't Lucy Lawless Hippolyta?

>>93640778
They kept about 15% of it.
Also why are you saying they made shit work when you don't know what the fuck you're talking about?

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>>93641525
rip but that jaw was too much

>>93641565
Different anon. I never said it was bad.

>>93641338
>That wouldn't make any sense.
She's a lawyer she representing a little kids that is suing Carol

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>>93641571
She got better.

>>93641543
Too late. Would've been incredible.

>>93641571
wow
>tfw grill has bigger biceps than me

>>93638126
You mean McMahon?

>>93638156
>See, Bruce's problem isn't radiation, it's dissociative identity disorder

In the MCU it is flawed super soldier serum plus radiation wasn't it?

>>93641571
Why are you doing this to me boner?

>>93642391
Yup, he was so up his own ass about his solution that he injected himself with what he hoped was Super Serum than blasted himself with Gamma rays

>>93642391
>>93642516
The MCU serum "magnifies everything that is inside," though. That combined with the gamma rays could be used as the explanation.

>>93642621
Well then that's perfectly fine.
Inside Steve was a strength of will, character and morality, so it made that strength physical as well.
Inside Bruce was anger, a desire to be strong, but also instability and a need to have had a loving childhood. So it made him a big, tough angry kid.

>>93642516
Science!

>>93641993
kek how dyel are you?

>>93640267
>>93640298
That can't be the same girl.

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>>93641525
Emily Blunt would be perfect. She added a lot of mass for EoT 2.

>>93637469
> she hulk series
> eventually crosses over with Matt in a courthouse twoparter

Gibe.

>>93643275
dang she got swole

>>93641370
Fanservice.

>>93643651
More like a cruel tease. They know we want her, a throwaway nod would be awful.

>>93643487
That would be divine.

>>93643275
That's definitely not Emily Blunt

>>93637526
>decades of great stories
>picks the worst one
Are you in charge of DC?

>>93643275
wtf did she get a boob job?

>>93644214
Too bad DC is doing better bud

>>93644235
gr8 b8 m90

>>93644235
>four razzies and a meme oscar

>>93644278
>>93644264
Too bad it's doing better bud

>>93637526
>when she became an employee of the Living Tibunal
Wait what?

>>93644293
Comic wise, yes. Movie wise, WW was the only good one, with MoS being barely decent.

>>93644311
During Slott's run. It's what led to her fight with the Champion of the Universe.

>>93637413
No, mostly due to Gamora. If they did shulkie, people would be confusing the two of them because they're both green women.

>>93644328
So like I said then

>>93638846
Because it has to be a join process with Disney, and neither company wants to work with one another on it, so it's never going to happen.

/v/ here.

Now you know how we feel waiting for HL3.

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>>93641571
Shay a mega qt

>>93644432
Leave.

>>93644533
sauce?

>>93644235
>being this delusional

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>>93645412
Shay Massay. Though I think she disappeared.

>>93639141
Because Disney would also have to be involved, as Universal only holds Hulk's distribution rights. Universal does not like Disney.

>>93638955
Well that is all riding on the Jykell and Hyde thing after The Mummy crapped out.

Why they felt a modern era reboot was the way to go I have no idea.

>>93639217
>that beast in the background
jealous as fuck

>>93644336
Then we need a series. If their agreement with Universal was similar to that with Fox then only cinematic things are in their ballpark so Marvel could have another Netflix series with her.

Think his it would have to be much more Boston Legal than Law and Order. Some baseline humor to how the situations they encounter are when dealing with low level list heroes and villains in mundane situations.

More I think about it the more She-Hulk would fit into something along the lines of Ugly Americans.

>>93647675
kek

>>93637413

Not as her own movie, but I could see a Hulk sequel being based around her.

I'm of the opinion that Hulk himself should retire from the MCU and be replaced by Jen in the lineup. Hulk going out of control and getting into a fight with the rest of the Avengers is getting kinda stock and tiresome, since by definition those fights never MATTER. They just detract from the rest of the movie. But at the same time, Hulk that never goes out of control isn't really the Hulk.

Jen can be a team player without breaking character, and she isn't quite as invulnerable as Banner traditionally so its easier to write something as actually giving her trouble.

So make a movie that has to deal with Hulk experimentation (resulting in Jen, kidnapped because she is the closest DNA match to Banner they could find for their experiment) resulting in a path to a legit cure. Bruce freaks out because he sees the Hulk as a curse. Jen sees being a Hulk as awesome. They end up with a cure, but only one dose. Bruce wants Jen to take it because guilt. Jen forces Bruce to take it so that he can have the normal life he always wanted again, and she can live the awesome new life that has opened up for her.

At some point before Bruce gets cured, they fight some forgettable shit that doesn't matter because its not Infinity Stone based.

Bruce occasionally shows up as a supporting character as a scientist, but never as the Hulk again.

>>93648983
He still had his mental issues so he goes full-on savage banner

You musclefags always post these women who are supposed to be proof that women with muscles are attractive and should be cast in these movies. What you're leaving out is that they're all barely over 5 feet tall and would look ridiculous next to someone like Chris Hemsworth or Henry Cavill.

>>93650258
Dude, we're not saying they should play She-Hulk, just that they're the sort of build she should have.

>>93650456
Good luck finding a woman who has that build, is tall enough and attractive, not to mention can at least passably act. You won't.

5'3 womanlet here. Would bulking up benefit me?

>>93650673
YES

>>93650673
Bulking up would benefit any woman of any height, but especially womanlets. Create the impression you're as broad as you are tall.