>2017 >Still no Squirell girl movie announced This is

>>93615958
This motherfucker of a monkeys paw of a comic man
#theshitheadsmustgo

>>93615958
She's not getting a movie, anon. She's already confirmed to be the protagonist of the New Warriors series, and once a character shows up in the shows, they're never showing up in the movies.

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>Ellie Kemper will never play Squirrel Girl

>>93615958
But she's worst girl in Marvel and had sex with Logan.

>>93615958
Better than Gwenpool. I wouldn't complain.

>>93616303
source?Afaik wolverine just hate her for ruining a mission.

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They'd probably cast Lena Dunham to match the... "art" style.

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>>93616303
>worst girl
>>>>>>>implying
>sex with Logan
Retconned/never proved canon

I don't think they have the balls to do it genuinely campy like it should be.

>>93615958
Lena Dunham should play unbeatable squirrel girl, it what fans want

>>93616615
Why is everyone :y faced

>>93616615
>QUICK, OUR JOKEY CUTE GIRL IS LOSING TRACTION WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING
>LETS MAKE HER AN UGLY DUDE
What the fuck were they thinking , when will they learn that only cute girls and guys whos entire life is getting fucked over and being miserable can get away with this kinda shit...

>>93616605
New Avengers #7 from 2010.

>>93616646
But she's ugly. Plus, who would fuck a squirrel?

>>93616303
>sex with Logan.
You know very well that this manlet fucked half of Marvel girls and will probably fuck the other half when he comes back.

>>93616615
Why marvel keep hiring shitty artists?There is thousands of teenagers in Deviantart that draw better than this

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>>93616736
I would actually, to touch fluffy tail is the only option.

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>>93616736
>ugly

>>93615958
>Still no Squirell girl movie announced
Good

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>>93616806
What I want to know is why.

>>93616884
>>93616891
No.

>>93616956
>What I want to know is why.
Canadian genes. Women (especially yank women) are irresistibly drawn to them

>>93616736
>But she's ugly. Plus, who would fuck a squirrel?
But she has a fluffy tail and her lips taste like hazelnuts?

>>93617114
There's only one nut her mouth is going to taste like, and its not Hazel's

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>>93617175
Hey!

>>93616736
>But she's ugly
she's only ugly in her debut story(which Steve Ditko was half-assing anyways in the art department) and when Henderson draws her(or another artist imitates how she draws her)

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>>93617222

>>93617067
So they want Canadians to take over America? Fucking Logan.

>>93617222
No sex with the furry.

>>93617222
ooohh boy

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>>93617327
She's made for tender loving

>>93617375
Logan had shit taste.

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>>93616956
Yeah, that was changed into being about how one of them took a cab from the other. Dumb but still changed.

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>>93617475
Who doesn't like the taste of hazelnuts?

>>93617475
more like Logan will fuck anything that stands still long enough for him to mount it.

also fuck you.

>>93617597
Most men in Marvel.

>>93617613
He needs to have standards.

>>93615958
While I assume this was a shitpost there is this:

>no one gives a fuck about Wonder Woman

Comparatively speaking I actually don't think this is so baity and to an extent see some truth in it. SG is and was a complete nobody. Wondy, in comparison, is and was the face of female superheroes. However, the face of wonder woman is joke iteration from a woman with a great rack.

It's like if batman never had a widely popular incarnation post-West.

Conversely SG has (maybe had been I don't know how she's held up in that regard) been growing a pretty rabid online fanbase. I think Moon Girl may have cannibalized some of her hype in the young girl audience (if a black girl has to choose between bucktooth pig-face girl or moon girl I think I can assume who she'd choose) but there still interest growth which I think outpaces wonder woman who seems to have a fan base of normies in their 40s at the very least.

Since the movie Wonder Woman has seen interest resurge but I think there is actually a case to be made that has Marvel capitalized on SG (instead of middling with Captain Cunt whom nobody likes) they might have seen a legitimate sensation.

Some actress (who was like 20 years too old for the role) expressed interest and the internet went pretty nuts (pun intended) over it.

stuff like this >>93616615 being posted constantly, even on other boards to make a point about tumblr ruining artforms really made me hate squirrelgirl

Then I see >>93615958 and I instantly find her cute and endearing.

Gurihiru can make me love anything.

>>93617538
She's still a virgin?

>>93616840
This is why I don't support them anymore, really. Between their art and writing, hiring people like the butch on America, it's actually fucking offensive to me. Its the only time I've ever understood the feeling of being triggered.

I look at instagram for 8 minuted while pooping every morning and see 100s of artists that could produce something so much better with their eyes closed than garbage like henderson could hope to muster.

And that's, honestly, pretty fucking offensive. They'd rather employ some land-whale, tumblr-safe smut (for likely shit pay) instead of hiring a good artist, regardless of their identity, who they'd have to eventually pay better to keep around.

>>93618001
t. triggered snowflake

the future is fat and queer, sweetie. better get used to it

>>93618001
Yeah, I'd rather support DC who hired the writer wonderful Otto "innocent dickgirls" Schmidt

>>93618065
I don't mind if everyone becomes fat and queer, faggot. I mind that we get talentless repugnant dykes writing or penciling books instead of talented people, degenerate lifestyles or not.

>>93618156
Well I don't read GA but havent heard any complaints about his art. Nor have I had any in the excerpts I've seen posted.

>>93617538
that guy provided pages for proof so now you have to do the same or be called on your bullshit

>>93618156
>Otto "innocent dickgirls" Schmidt
>Dickgirls
What?

>>93618156
>Yeah, I'd rather support DC who hired the writer wonderful Otto "innocent dickgirls" Schmidt
They drew dickgirls in the comic?No.The art is good?Yes.

Judge the product that you will buy by itself

>>93618197
>talentless repugnant dykes
umm its clearly your bigoted biases preventing you from enjoying a good comic

>>93618197
I like it, but that's the point. Just because they're an internet artist doesn't mean that you shouldn't give them a shot

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>>93618221
The current artist for Green Arrow is a former porn artist of Innocent Dickgirls
>>93618246
That beach scene proved to me that Canary is packing heat

>>93618303
wtf is with those shoulders

>>93618065
made me laugh, thanks anon

>>93618303
>Innocent Dickgirls
Futa ruins comics.

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>>93616615
So are the artist trying to make her ugly? Or is the art style just terrible?
Either way why would anyone want this over Op's pic?

>>93618432
Both are cringe.

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>>93618213
It was an interview, and I think also one of the author's comments in the back pages, that said they didn't like the "sexualized" nature they put on Squirrel Girl in the past, so they changed that into Wolverine stealing her cab and talked about how they also don't talk about the whole"lips tasting like hazelnut" thing. It's was a while back.

>>93618465
The left one is at least acceptable.
Art wise anyway.

>>93618530
>Squirrel Girl kicking ass
>Good look
Like this version.

>>93618365
The artist normally draws girls with penises anon

>>93618629
But Black Canary doesn't have a penis.

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>>93616671

>>93618530
she looks hot in that one but with bigger teeth, marvel can't decide how she looks?

>>93618669
Maybe she's a tranny this whole time.

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>>93618669
Uh huh.

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>>93618724
That was such a sexy issue

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>>93618704
I think it's partly Sandoval's style, but Marvel does seem to have some sort of switch between how Squirrel Girl looks which just becomes weird.
As >>93617300 mentioned, some artists go for her look based on her solo and so go for how she is in New/USAvengers.

>>93618530
>It was in an interview
So it's not canon.

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>>93616840
What's fucked up is when they hired Henderson, she did some character sketches for how Doreen would look and some of them were actually kinda cute, but Marvel approved of the absolute ugliest one.

>tfw you live in the ugly Squirrel Girl timeline because that's what Marvel wants you to live in

>>93618530
What I hate about that interview is that the lips thing comes from an issue that is literally about how hard it is to find a boyfriend because of her mutations.

>>93618530
So that was.

Sorry but a lot of writers talk a lot of shit on interviews. I guess it isn't canon after all.

>>93615958

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>>93616736
>Plus, who would fuck a squirrel?

>>93615958

>>93618432
>So are the artist trying to make her ugly? Or is the art style just terrible?
it's just Erica Henderson being a godawful artist

>>93618530
>It's was a while back.

>>93616585
In what universe is Squirrel Girl better than Gwenpool? Try actually reading the series.

>Kotobukiya figure got pushed back a month

I need it.

>>93615958
Reminder that the artist behind that cover was fired because the writer is an SJW cunt.

>>93626547
>sjw firing an art team of poc women

huh?

>>93626547
Guri Hiru was fired?

>>93626594
Because it "enforced traditional female roles" or something gay like that.

>>93616891
How did we get there from Ditko's original freak?

>>93616956
Was this Bendis? I'm always finding a new reason to hate that guy now.

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>>93626547
>what is Gwenpool

>>93627243
... a pile of overrated garbage?

>>93627095
>How did we get there from Ditko's original freak?
partly because she basically didn't show up between her debut and her making her comeback in Great Lakes Avengers), so she wasn't held down by much in the way of baggage from how other artists drew her

>>93623982
Basically this. The artist is incapable of competent art. All the faces are bad, and the... everything, composition, posing, design, the whole thing sucks up and down.