ITT: Girls whose characters would be greatly improved by getting a boobjob
IS THIS REALLY THE THREAD YOU WANT, ANON?
>>93602524
GREAT STINKIN BANANAS
>>93602421
Pearl it's the most motherly character on the show and she doesn't have big tits, it's like a fucking joke.
>>93602605
The only gem that's actually a mother does have tits though, so there's that. Even if she's dead.
>>93602421
>>93602421
Now...you made me want to edit big tits on Pearl screenshots.
Anons, give me them. Big and in HD please.
I could do other edits on the show too.
>>93602645
>>93602673
>>93602524
Who's that sour mouthed slut?
>>93602691
This not an appropriate boner.
>>93602421
>Putting plastic in your chest for no valid reason
>>93602817
>implying it's not ballistic plastic
>>93602817
>your
>>93602421
>>93602645
>>93602673
And with that. Pearl became attractive.
>>93602421
She needs big tits, stat!
>>93602697
I think that's Jimmy Neutron's Mom
>>93602421
She's a transsexuality/androgyny metaphor, though. Giving her tits would undercut her concept.
>>93603718
>transexuals can't get boobjobs
Wow, that show is transphobic trash and should be taken off the air.
>>93603718
>>93603731
>transexuals can't grow boobs from hormones
Considering Gogo had a meme ass, Honey Lemon could use some monster titties.
>>93602421
Big breasts are a blessing.
>>93603722
Name one female character who wouldn't be improved by a boob job
>>93603903
Peej?
>>93603778
>When life gives you lemons...?
>>93603934
>...you squeeze out some joy!
>>93602421
>shapeshifting tidders to feed babby steven
>"Do you think these are big enough? He does eat a lot."
>>93603903
I don't like boob jobs because >>93602817 but I do like other methods of breast expansion.
>>93603778
How would she move with those weighing her down?
>>93603970
So she's just going to let you squeeze out her lemon juice?
>>93603778
Saddy had better ones.
>>93604190
That she does
>>93604190
>>93604289
Sadness is fat so it doesn't count.
>>93603718
>She's a transsexuality/androgyny metaphor, though
>makes her the most feminine of the three
>no metaphorical context for her whatsoever
bull. steven is the closest thing
>>93604557
If you say so, senapi.
>>93604761
what a reach, and this is coming from someone that thought they saw a flag ref in some other shit.
and orange? and the yellow? and her greatly disproportionately placed colors? and how her character is pretty much the opposite of that metaphor?
>>93602673
The butt is really underrated there. More butt edits?
>>93604945
>I am a devoted member of the Stephen Universe fandom, and am unused to blind self-serving reaches
Get out while you can. You're too good for the fandom.
>>93604994
does this really happen that often? do people have such little self-awareness or introspection?
>>93602524
Just realizes thats a mom from jimmy newtron wtf
>>93602669
Back to the Barn kind of invites Pearl-versus-Peridot breast stuff.
>>93602421
you kidding me, right? you fucking pleb, get out of here, if you don't like the original bases, kill yourself and putting your head in your ass.
>>93603718
Then just give her a dick to balance it out. What's the problem.
>>93605123
>>93602421
>girl has shapeshifting powers
>doesn't use them to get big boobs
Why. Seriously, why
>>93605291
We've never actually seen Pearl shapeshift, oddly enough.
>>93605291
because why we she need them? being an alien and all
>>93605312
>>93605328
I was not talking about Pearl
>>93605114
>chestlets, when will they learn?
>>93605387
Nice work, and very speedy! Thanks!
Pearl with or without boob is still Pearl Anon
Same as you said your shit today is better than your shit yesterday
totally nonsense
>>93605114
>>93603718
>She's a transsexuality/androgyny metaphor, though. Giving her tits would undercut her concept.
I see no problem here.
>>93605625
Ooh, and thanks to you as well!
>>93605625
If Peridot is going to gloat like that, she's going to need a chest even bigger than Pearl's.
>>93605387
>>93605625
We need to go lewder
Fuck breasts, she needs a bulge.
>>93602884
But...That's the correct usage.
>>93605728
They're saying the implants don't go in your chest. They go in someone else's.
>>93602421
why would a space alien race without sexual reproduction need boobs?
>>93603903
Etna.
>>93605864
It's very erotic. In fact, some consider the boobies to be the most erotic thing.
>fake tits
>>93604761
She's green red tho
>>93603903
Flat is justice so actually the opposite would be true.
>>93605864
Why does Rose have boobs?
>>93605706
Yes, gloating is for those who can out-tittymonster a tittymonster.
>>93605977
because she is the alien equivalent of a weeaboo
>>93606059
Now on Steven.
>>93605897
Fuck you, Etna is beautiful as she is.
>>93606059
Can you add in an "I recognize that" bulge? Either in Pearl's tights or Perri's unitard.
>>93606126
B-but that's what I meant!
>>93606059
>>93606157
Or is it?
>>93603718
>asserting headcanon as canon
>on a race of shapeshifters
No
>>93603903
Any elderly grandmother figure. Any prepubescent child.
>>93602421
Edits like these are refreshing considering how much modern cartoons hate breasts
>>93605974
>t. pedophile
>>93606596
women are only respectable if they're drawn like bowling pins with an egg balanced on top
>>93605974
>Flat is justice
LOOK MOM I REPEATED A FUCKING WEEB MEME IN THE WRONG BOARD I'LL NEVER BELONG ANYWHERE PLEASE KILL ME NOW
>>93606620
t. nigger
>>93606658
>FLAT CHESTS SUCK
>OOGA BOOGA THICC
>GO BACK TO /a/
Can you "people" shut the fuck up? Like seriously, can you guys go one second without making a thicc thread? We respectful DFC lovers never make flat threads, do we?
>>93605974
>>93606690
>We respectful DFC lovers never make flat threads, do we?
see
>>93606704
>>93606704
>>93606780
Pearl already has the perfect human figure. Prove me wrong.
>>93606813
See >>93602645.
Uh, all of 'em?
>>93606829
She looks like a gross blob of fat there. The whole appeal of her character is that she's skinny and flexible. Do you "people" not realize this?
>>93606541
>Any prepubescent child.
Says you.
>>93606541
>what are GILFs
>what are oppai lolis
wew lad, first day on the net?
>>93605962
So, she represents trans-colorblind people then?
my dick
>>93605977
Because Rose was a slut with a weird human fetish.
>>93605726
This thread is pure gold. I want all the edits possible.
>>93607404
This never fails to make me laugh.
Ass > Tits
>>93609066
Edit asses on them too then. No one is against it.
>>93603718
Gems aren't androgynous, they're femme and asexual. Their society doesn't have genders, but Gems behave in a way that inclines them to identify with feminity. This is similar to Namekians from Dragon Ball who reproduce asexually, but unanimously identify as men. Androgyny in Steven Universe actually stems from Steven Universe himself, whose status as a human and a Gem allows him to be comfortable outside of gender roles.
>>93609168
Yeah, it's pretty much an open secret the only reason they're asexual polymorphic sentient rocks is to get lesbian relationships past the censors.
>>93609066
Thighs > ass = tits
>>93609431
>>93609431
t. Touka
They are underated, and really a nice ass or nice thighs can't exist without one another, but boobs are just superior. Especially since they are the one purely genetic factor. Anyone with a little will power can get a nice ass and thighs.
>>93609431
Thighs = Ass = TitsThe sophisticated gentleman also acknowledges the stomach, back, and collar bone.
>>93609923
>Collar bone
gay
>>93606506
post more thicc aquamarine
>>93609923
innie puss > well proportion thicc body > ass ≥ tits > regular puss >>> literal shit >>>>>>>> feet
>>93605977
Because she's a nymphomaniac when it comes to humans
>>93611112
wow stacy where'd you get those huge honkers?
>>93605854
How would you write it then
>>93610934
>>93611462
bless you anon
>>93602421
>ruining DFC
disgusting
>>93603718
I am so fucking glad they changed the character designs from the pilot
Those were fucking awful
>>93602817
>Sentient extraterrestial silicate minerals with morphing powers
>requiring plastic
>>93603718
Trnassexuals get boobs all the time.
>>93602673
Amethyst actually looks good with a bit of boobage.
>>93611669
BUENOS DIAS
>>93602870
>Ballistic gel boobs to protect your organs from bullets
>>93604058
She doesn't weigh anything, she doesn't even exist. She's just a clever visual metaphore used to personify the abstract concept of emotion.
>>93611887
Even metaphors aren't immune to gravity.
>>93602645
Lol Pearl actually having the body of a woman for once rather than a stick figure?
>>93611721
the language in the pic is italian, not spanish
I think you guys should just watch anime.
It has what you want.
>>93612418
Anime has /co/ girls with bigger breasts?
>>93606059
>>93612327
CALZONE SPAGHETTI PIZZA HEY MAMBO MAMBO ITALIANO
Not boobs but.... butt
>>93612527
DELET THIS
>>93612547
But I read that one reason why boobs are sexy is because its shape reminds men of the booty
>>93612585
Oh don't get me wrong, I love me some booty
I meant delete that picture, like right now
>>93612459
Could you make the shirts spread realistically like in OP pic? The shirt folding between the breasts is weird.
>>93606506
>>93606506
Looks like the face the intern guy drew over Spike Spiegel.
>>93602421
She has the tiddies tho
>>93612595
I cant! ITS IN THE SYSTEM ALREADY!!!
Vicky with huge tiddy looks great
>>93612770
link?
>>93612995
You serious?
Cheeseburger backpack.
https://youtu.be/-IVKbI5Yp4k
Between 6:53 and 6:54
>>93613064
Damn, yeah I don't think they do that anymore. Good catch though.
>>93613068
Pearl canonically has a pretty petite perky pair of p-tiddies
>>93602817
>no natural weight to them
>skin stretches around the edges until you can see the edge of the implants
>ugly scar on either the underside or around the areola
real life boobjobs are literally worse than being as flat as a board.
But cartoons are cartoons.
>>93605897
get the fuck out
>>93603903
Any child character.
>>93605291
Because big boobs tend to be painful on a womans back.
Source: Sister has big boobs and literally complains all the time about them.
>>93613388
Does...does she cosplay?
>>93613412
Thats none of your buisness anon.
>>93613439
The fact your sister / gf has big, fat tits isn't my business either.
Didn't stop you from bringing it up though.
>>93609168
>Androgyny in Steven Universe actually stems from Steven Universe himself, whose status as a human and a Gem allows him to be comfortable outside of gender roles.
And you know, that one character that is literally a boy and girl fused together.
But the gems in general also represent a wide variety of body types. There's flat chest/booty, short stack, muscular, etc- but it's not really ever made a part of their character. Obviously a subversion of most shows where all the girls that aren't little girl bodies are or buxom bombshells.
>>93609910
>They are underated, and really a nice ass or nice thighs can't exist without one another, but boobs are just superior. Especially since they are the one purely genetic factor. Anyone with a little will power can get a nice ass and thighs.
Boobs are not superior.
I believe this fallacy comes from the fact that we just get exposed to boobs more. You spend more time looking at women from the front and waist up than from behind and waist down. If that's all you're usually getting, then yeah, it makes sense to favor boobs.
But when you get the occasional look at dat ass, or better yet, finally get to have sex with the woman in question, the superiority of ass/thighs cannot be denied.
>>93602421
This is why nobody likes you, /co/.
>>93612770
Sauce
>tfw bought my girlfriend implants
>>93602421
Hmm
>>93613265
You can get fairly decent ones that have more "weight" to them and hang more naturally, I think being a MILF and having had your titty skin stretched before seems to help. Look at Tara Strong's, Ava Addams' and Holly Halston's (although iirc Holly went bigger and they look fucked up now).
>>93602421
>>93602645
>>93602673
>>93602691
>>93605114
Holy shit, I don't give a shit anymore if this show is as terrible as people make it be, Pearl with boobs makes my boner transcend diamonds. I hope you faggots are happy.
>>93613701
>you
Where do you think we are
>>93613980
Do you like rocks anon?
Why don't you watch some SU with us?
I'm sure you will love it.
>>93609100
Those are some fucked up hands
>>93614477
Don't be mean to Domika.
>>93605977
yeah, I wonder. If they don't have sexual intercourse, they don't have children to nurture, what's the point of having boobs. All of them should be asexual flat rocks.
>>93616443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j38aX4JxINQ
Relevant part starts at 10:30
>>93612418
E poi ci dicono che non dobbiamo bestemiare...
>>93616610
ops... I mean for this:
>>93612472
>>93613388
>big boobs tend to be painful on a womans back.
Tend to be painful on a NORMAL womans back. Aliens, cats, robots, mutants, etc. don't have that problem
>>93602421hugeimprovement
>>93613776
why not just buy a better girlfriend if you're that cheap?
>>93602817
You know it's not always just for looks right? I got mine done to fix my tuberous breasts. Big silicones stretch out constricted skin and make them look more natural.
>>93605977
she's transspecies. She's a human trapped in a gem body.
>>93606690
no. cry more?
>>93613388
>Because big boobs tend to be painful on a womans back.
that's just because they don't exercise their back muscles enough
>>93613388
>>93617894
They hurt but I'd rather deal with back pain than be a titless monster.
>>93613776
>richfag enough to buy implants
>not richfag enough to buy a naturally busty gf
>>93617942
do deadlifts
>>93602421
>whose instead of who's
>>93606451
Yes, it is.
The question was what character WOULDN'T be improved by big boobaroos.
>>93618300
Clarissa.
>>93617559
>>93618160
>getting a naturally hot bimbo that doesn't appreciate shit
>not getting a modest qt that will go under the knife for you
>getting a girl that's already finished
>not getting a girl you can customize to your heart's content
I know you poorfags are shortsighted but come on
>>93618852
>not being rich enough to buy Illuminati brainwashing sessions
bet you make less than eight figures too ;)
>>93617797
Post pics
>>93618852
>a girl you can customize to your heart's content
Why are rich people so sinister?
>>93602421
>>93621451
>Why are rich people so sinister?
Why are sinister people so rich?
>>93618852
This is actually good advice
>>93618852
I would be jelly if this shit was true, sounds hot