This is so fucking stupid.

>>93599775
>how do you do fellow kids?
looks gay desu

>>93599832
I mean, honestly, if anything in the film should be an obnoxious vlogger it's Flash.

>He keeps pulling mean spirited pranks of Peter to put on his channel.

I mean, they already dropped the physical bullying aspect, so why not?

>>93599869
You see now that would actually be a good idea.

>Spider-Man never does photography of himself! This movie sucks!

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PS4 exclusive

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>>93599775
>Yfw Uncle Ben loses his figurative son to and cucked by Tony

Way to not leave any evidence, Peter. Christ Id take selfies over this, at least that's photography

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I take selfies! I use emojis!

>>93599944

>written by Mark Waid

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>>93600034
During the day I'm swinging from webs, but at night I'm a vlogger on the world-wide web!

Anyone remember Ditko's run?

Remember how he portrayed Peter as a flawed teen with pent up anger, struggling to understand what exactly responsibility meant as he took care of his aunt in the hospital?

I miss that teenage Spider-Man.

>>93599944
>NBD
Bravo Pascal

>>93600064

We had movies like that already

>>93600034
>>93600061

Have you guys ever seen actual well know vloggers? They legit act like this.

>>93599775
Too bad they made Mary Jane black.

Pass

>>93600103
Bullshit, which movie was the Ditko teenage Spider-Man movie?

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>>93600064
>tfw never getting a barely keeping it together anit social Ditko-Man.

Looks pretty great, Peter is still so innocent and hasn't yet been struck by that famous Parker Luck, can't wait for the actual movie.

>>93600127
I mean yeah

>>93600127
That's not what people have an issue with. They have an issue with /Peter/, specifically teenage Peter, being one of them.

>>93600134
The Amazing Spider-Man.

>>93600138

like i get what you're saying but that pic is all from the text. Peter is expressionless af

>>93600138

Ditko's Spider-man was an inch from becoming an school shooter

>>93600134

Tobey and Garfield got into fights at school

>>93600160
>>93600157
Ah I see.

>>93600166
>Dreamboat Garfield acted anything like Ditko Peter Parker.

So you've never read a comic before?

>>93600131

If that's the only reason why you're not seeing this movie then maybe you should re evaluate everything.

>>93600103

Yeah we used to have Spider-Man. This isn't.

>>93600138
Yeah, because they'd actually have to have a decent writer and they run the risk of people feeling "uncomfortable".

Either do teen Peter right or don't do it at all.

Recording something for yourself is not the same as being a vlogger, you know.

>>93600220

This is Ultimate Spider-Man more than Amazing

Anyone crying "not muh" needs to realize that

>>93600179
>Getting into a fight is the same thing as Ditko Peter.

>Getting into a fight is the same thing as considering whether or not you should rob a bank to help out the only person who raised you.

>Getting into a fight is the same thing as fantasizing about killing your school bullies.

>Getting into a fight is the same thing as slowly turning yourself into an isolationist.

>>93600008

The game is only coming out for Ps4

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>>93600176
this better?

>>93600199
>Brooding loner who talked shit to bullies, lashed out at the world and was prone to outbursts of anger.

Being handsome doesn't negate any of that. Specially since Dikto's Peter was a hunk in disguise as well.

>>93600245
>Ultimate Spider-Man

Even worse. The only reason why people hold it so high up on lists of good Spider-Man stories is because of notalgia fagging. Even then Ultimate Peter wasn't fucking stupid enough to record himself as Spider-Man.

>>93600268

thx

i need to sit down and reread original ASM, i always get bogged down at the start bc it's just so many villain origins

>>93600255
One of my favorite parts of "Homecoming" is how people exaggerate how edgy Ditko's Peter is to justify their "NOT MUH".

>>93600281
Being a brooding loner isn't the same as Ditko's interpretation. Ditko's Peter was one bad day away from becoming a villain.

>>93600229
I think Ultimate Peter was the right approach to modernizing Ditko's early run, by having Pete with a chip on his shoulder and pretty sarcastic about anything.

>>93600320
>Exaggerating.

All of the shit I listed are things that happened during teenage Spider-Man.

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>teen Peter is a precocious kid who is always happy and excited and talks too much. He'd never get angry and he always takes people's shit without objection.

>>93600329
Stop hyperboling. He was edgy but never to that point.

>>93599775
Based marvel

Be sure you do your part to help this make a billion and make Blunder Womy a joke... well MORE of a joke

>>93600245
Ultimate Spider-Man is 'not muh' lol

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>>93600344
Too bad Ultimate was too reliant on plot conveniences and coincidences and only is held dear to people since they just collected a big "best of Spider-Man", but watered down all the stories they were collecting.

>>93600351
I can't tell if this is Johnny or Flash.

>>93600356
He was though. I hate to agree with Dan Slott on something, but if you look at Otto's upbringing and hold it side by side with Peter's the comparisons are impeccable.

Just replace being beaten by your father with getting molested by your neighbor.

>>93600064
how many decades ago was that again? nobody wants to sell this movie to vietnam veterans anon.

>>93601263
>I've never read a comic in my life.

Story still holds up today apart from dated dialogue. Also, how many damn book adaptations are there that are centuries old?

>>93599775

#WOKE

>>93601313
>comic
you mean those things that no one below 20 reads? why would they be loyal to the source material?

this goes both for marvel and dc producers for being so assholish towards comic fans but theres really no monetary reason to respect the source material.

>>93601406
By marketing it to people with disposable income?

>>93601263
that's bullshit man. There's a lot of teens today that have to take care of their aging parents and relatives, and it sucks. That's a core theme of spidey that many young kids could relate to today. Instead of giving aunt may alzheimers or something they made her even younger, and hot, and hip. Just one of many signs that they don't get what spidey is about.

>>93599869
Shit, that's a good idea.

>>93599775
This is what happens when middle aged men try to write teenagers.

>>93600014

Not only his figurative son but his wife also. Hell, wouldn't surprise me that in the MCU Tony Stark hired the Winter Soldier to kill Uncle Ben.

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>>93600177
If Ben didn't die, Peter would be a super villain.

>>93600307
Going through it now. The pacing of the stories can get a little slow at times, and the science is hilairious; I completely understand why adaptations usually medal with the origins.
On the whole though they're a lot of fun. What strikes me is how funny a lot of the lines and quips are, and the characters really are engaging.

>>93603133
this is what happens when some idiot wants to hate everything

>>93603287
>Unironically supporting this shit.

>>93600255
>Getting into a fight is the same thing as fantasizing about killing your school bullies.
>Getting into a fight is the same thing as slowly turning yourself into an isolationist.

These things literally never happened, you fucking scumbag.

Just because /co/ likes to meme that they did, doesn't make it true. Read the fuckin' comics you casual piece of shit.

>>93600286
>The only reason why people hold it so high up on lists of good Spider-Man stories is because of notalgia fagging.

Thanks for confirming that you haven't read a single issue of USM.

>>93603312
>shit
>92%
How have you not learned to trust marvel by now?

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>>93603953
>caring about rotten tomatoes

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>>93603907
take your memes and go.

>>93603953
>>93604037
>Caring about RT before the movie even came out officially.

Why not just ask Sony directly how good the movie is? Take out the middleman.

>>93604049
>punching a guy = wanting to murder him

Learn english, faggot. "splatter that clown" does not literally mean murder, dumbass.

>>93603907
But those literally happened in the book?

Still hate that Tony is decking Peter out with all his gear.

>>93603939
I have, which is why I say the only reason why people like it is because of nostalgia fagging. USM was riddled with bad writing and way too many plot conveniences.

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>>93604147
Except they didn't. Regard the supposed wanting to kill his classmates, see: >>93604139

And the literal opposite of becoming an isolationist happens. Peter quickly garnered favor of his classmates (as shown in pic related). But I would expect some casual memester to have any idea what actually happens in the comics.

>>93603907
que? >>93600268

>>93604178
>reading comprehension

You lack any form of it.

>>93600177
People keep saying that but I don't think it's true. He was certainly on the path to being even more cynical and jaded but certainly not "an inch from becoming an school shooter." You're waaaaaaaaaay out of touch if you really think that anti-social behavior means a kid is a fucked up monster.

>>93604201
He's literally fantasizing about the Fantastic Four failing to save Flash Thompson and him dying. Do you need a dictionary?

>>93604242
And then immediately realizes that its a stupid thing to want to think.

Are you telling me that you've never been so mad you've wanted to kill someone? Even just to humor yourself?

Fuck off.

>>93604257
Define what fantasizing means to me.

Spiderman is a bully. He teases and makes fun of his villains, he is overly emotional and the school bullying he faced is vented out through is spiderman persona.

>>93604139
I'm not that savvy with Ditko era Spidey, but if this is after he got his powers, punching Flash would absolutely kill him.

>>93604269
Its a passing thought. Not fantasizing, you illiterate nigger.

Stop being so hyperbolic. Your stupid exaggerations only show that you haven't actually read the comic that excerpt comes from. Try actually reading a comic, casual.

>>93604293
Yes. But its slang, dumbass. "Splatter him" is like saying "knock him on his ass". Not literally wanting to murder him. Stop being so dense.

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>>93604269
>>93604257
Also, it's not that he realizes it's stupid, it's that he realizes he /shouldn't/. Just read the dialogue, he's disappointed that he wasn't able to. That's what Ditko Spider-Man was about, Peter learning to stop thinking about himself and look at a larger picture. It's a story of growth. And as for what you said here: >>93604176 it doesn't matter what he ended up becoming, his tendencies was definitely pushing people away, like Liz and Betty. He didn't start getting favor till he began to wise up and grow, but you'd have to read a comic to know shit like that.

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>>93604271
That's when he's at his best.

>>93604295
>Passing thought.

Look at Peter's face. You think Ditko drew that accidentally?

>>93604315
>his tendencies was definitely pushing people away
For the first four or five issues. Then its not really a problem. He's already hitting on babes by then.

>>93604332
>Look at Peter's face
Apparently you're too alien to understand human emotions and that angry people think extreme things as passing thoughts.

I'd be happy if you got shot right now. I guess I'm secretly a murder, right?

>>93604343
That's a quarter of his high school stories dumbass.

Also, what babes? Betty? Because she's not exactly that hard to get with.

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>>93604359
>I'd be happy if you got shot right now. I guess I'm secretly a murder, right?

Not, it means you'd be fantasizing about shooting me. Do you really not know what fantasizing means?

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>>93604367
>That's a quarter of his high school stories dumbass.
No its not, you illiterate faggot.

Pic related is from ASM #7. Yeah, he's clearly being an isolationist, right?

Again, try actually reading the comics.

>>93604393
>No its not, you illiterate faggot.

Yes it is, dumbass.

>I'll disprove to you that he totally got babes by showing you the one babe you referenced him getting with.

Man, you showed me.

>>93604447
>Claims he's a complete isolationist for the first quarter of his high school stories
>Gets shown that the statement is bullshit.
>"Gee, you sure showed me!"
Yeah, yeah I did.

>>93599775
>called happy
>constantly irritated

>>93604477
What's a quarter of 28?

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>>93604532
Pic related is from ASM #4. I didn't realize that wanting to join in the group qualified as "isolationism".

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>>93604646
From ASM #6.

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>>93604664
Also from ASM #6. While Pete is unsuccessful, he's actively reaching out to people. Which, unless you have some alien understanding of "isolationism", is literally the opposite.

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>>93604646
I love how you didn't post what happened after.

But let's get back to the math question, because I'm seriously starting to doubt your age.

>>93604119
Oh NOW we cant care about RT but WW is ok!

>>93599775
"What are you wearing? Something skimpy I hope"

I know it's a joke but damn, Tony is kind of a dick when it comes to perving on Peter's aunt

>>93604664
Yes, the single person he was comfortable around, and that was only because she stood up for him once, he would have probably avoided her too if she didn't. But as you said >>93604664 >>93604682 is from issue six, is when he begins to com out of his shell, culminating in the quarter of the highschool stories.

Now, how about answering the math problem and telling me which issue that is.

>>93604744
WW already was released to the public.

>>93603953
So Ghostbusters 2016 is not shit because of it's RT rating?

>>93599944
>pls respond :(

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>>93604756
>"What are you wearing? Something skimpy I hope"

>>93600329
Ditko's Spider-Man characterization has been watered down over the years. I agree, part of what makes that run so great is the dynamic tension between Stan Lee writing Spidey as a quippy, fun adventurer and Ditko's Peter being a selfish, self-interested anti-social weirdo. It's a goddamn masterpiece and Lee's half has, understandably, become the dominant version over the years, with Peter being a sweet, well-meaning sad sack instead of a borderline sociopath.

>>93606138
Plus, we will never get a Ditko-style Spider-Man movie. Peter stays pretty unlikeable for most of Ditko's time on the book, with the villains and JJJ providing great foils for Peter. But mainstream audiences can't handle that kind of subtlety. Peter Parker will be locked in the Lee/Romita, Stern, Bendis-mold in media for the rest of time. (Not to say those aren't good runs, but the Ditko stuff's on a whole other level of art.)

I think it looks good

How did Spider-Man get to the point where being an annoying spaz is "In character"? Everything in that video feels like it's written by a 14 year old girl. Always this Peter's looking up to the Avengers and being a "Good boy" shit. I really want the rest of the MCU to be Spider-Man getting his shit punched in. God, what a spaz.

Why did people stop using the word spaz?

It's kinda dumb but leaving a webbed device to register the shit he's doing IS part of the character, I guess.

Cameras are outdated so it has to be a video.

>>93606966
>What is a selfie
Photos arent outdated anon, only the way we share them has changed. If Peter was taking photos of himself going on this vacation style mission, it would have been a nice lead in towards his inevitable job at The Daily Bugle

>>93606894
He was always a quipping machine but nowadays his quipping is 100% acting awkward and being dumb and mocked by other heroes, many who are even shittier than him.

Look at that new Peter Parker Spectacular issue and see him making a joke of himself in front of Ant Man. It's pathetic and I hate it.

I wish they sucked his dick more instead of being 100% parker luck suffering.

>>Scenes from Civil War
>>Spider-Man doesn't say "Hey everyone" when he lands in Civil War, that's only from the trailer
>>No "HOLY SHIT", just "Oh hell, he's big now" like Ant-Man is beneath him

I hate this.

>>93606894
>>93607013
Writers and casual fans forgot he was an awkward teenager that grew some balls and became a normalfag from all the freedom of webslinging his powers gave him.

Nowadays he's the "manchild awkward nerd hero who could kick your ass but you can still kinda bully him cause he's still such a weird awkward dude!"

>>93599775
fuck Marvel

Regardless of the original Ditko comics it's not wrong to characterize high school Peter as an unconfident bitter loser because that's what he's been retconned to be over the years.
He becomes more confident and comfortable through being Spider-Man.

>>93608982
In the modern era, he never matures. He stays stuck as an annoying asshole. That's why him being this way sucks cocks, because he'll be stuck this way forever.

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>>93609281

Looks pretty good

Spider-Man fans are impossible to please.

>>93609541
>implying fans of any other character wouldn't be upset getting a bastardized shitty version of their preferred character that will define that character moving forward.

>>93609541
DC jerks Bats and Supes all around.

Marvel fucks their main character with a strap on instead.

I've seen all the trailers and I wasn't excited, but that opening scene made me smile. My friend saw an advanced screening of it the other day in LA and told me I would love it, he knows how much of a Spidey nut I am, so I am cautiously optimistic.

>>93600409
Johnny.

>>93599944
>"hey everyone, RDJ's iron man is in this movie in case you didnt already know"
fuck this

>>93599869
Ditko Flash was barely physical anyway. He pushed Peter occasionally, challenged him to a boxing match, got pissy about Liz flirting, and tried to pull dumb pranks.

>>93600356
Peter's first instinct upon losing Ben is LITERALLY "I should rob a bank!" He constantly had mad scientist internal monologues and misconstrued people trying to socialize with him as bullying.

Aunt May, his guilt complex birthed from James and Mary's death, and Ben's values are the only reason Peter isn't a villain, and he's nearly gone over the edge several times.

>Stark/May confirmed.

love it.

>>93606138
Part of that is how it's framed, part of it is him growing up. Portraying Peter as a rather sweet, kindly and socially awkward child is accurate: it's an implicit part of his initial characterization and the reason why people interact with him. Modern writers and audiences just neglect the selfish, ignorant part of this mindset. He had it even up into the 80s and 90s, where he mumbled a proposal to MJ with a pack of M&MS and took a month to realize "WAIT, HOW DOES MY WIFE FEEL WHEN I'M AWAY 24/7?"

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>>93599775
I can't wait 'till the next leak where you see the mail in which Amy Pascal presses on to get this intro in because it's 'real popular with the milleniminals'

Fucking Sony jfc

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>>93600045
I actually bursted out laughing really hard
Well done anon

>>93599775
is it really the opening scene? it looks more like a short for the blu ray

They turned Peter into Miles. Boring slightly nerdy fanboy with friends is funnier and more relatable to norimes than a nuanced character like early Peter.
They're capitalizing on Tom looking so young by turning him into a generic excitable kid.

>>93613686
Technically, no. The opening scene is Michael Keaton's crew cleaning up after the Battle of New York, then being told to back off by Damage Control. Followed by that scene of the Vulture saying "Why don't we use this alien stuff..." Cut to title. Then you get to the footage you see above

>>93613432
But it isn't.

>>93600067

>If it's bad
Blame Pascal
>If it's good
Praise Disney

I hope a mouse fucks your ass

>>93613432
But it's not, Pepper's back, and if the leak was true Tony is proposing to her in the end

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Still the best live-action Spider-man and the best Peter. Only Raimi can write Spider-man movies

>>93615861
yeah, right. I'll believe that a dirt cheap autismo had the tools or expertise to create such an elaborated logo just to paint it over his pajamas.

if Raimi Pete had used a sharpie his uncle Ben would still be alive.