>Draw sexy chick >Don't draw her getting fucked or

>>93596343
I want to fuck that deer woman.

Apprentice when?

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>>93596343
>be sexy lady cartoonist
>draw sexy ladies
>keep all the hardcore stuff to shlick to myself
>cackle as spergs get all hot and bothered but can't achieve release
YOU BITCH FUCK YOU LET ME CUMMMMMMMM

Where's the apprentice? It's been like two or three years, come the fuck on.

>>93596390
Oglaf has plenty of hardcore stuff

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>>93596343
>a comic about sex tease
>there's no nudity or sex
She's being real clever with this shit.

>>93596426
But it's all men.
What kind of lesbian is Trudy?

>>93596485
Yeah she draws a lot of gay guys; but there's plenty of straight stuff, and even one where a female cobbler has found a clever way to sleep with any woman she wants.

>>93596426
>>93596539
IT'S NOT ENOUGH DAMNIT

>>93596343
got moar op? I love these comics

>>93596343
>>93596377
Lel OTP

Also I dont think the authors gets her kicks from you beating your dick.

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>>93596343
>Web comic is full of sex, crazy sex, weird sex, inter-dimensional sex.
>Complains a tease is a tease

>>93596786
Then they shouldn't have made a porn comic.

Primal play is hot.

>>93597126
There was a story on /tg/ once from a guy who claimed to have basically done this Oglaf strip.

>Deer girl
>Mottled thighs
>She wants the D

I want to say that I would jump right on in there and fuck her wildly but i'd likely just have a fucking aneurysm or something.

>every Oglaf strip is a reminder Platinum Grit is never, ever coming back
OP I swear to Christ if this frustrates you Nils and Kate would straight up blast your cringing cock backwards up your own asshole.

>>93597155
I've done some before with my gf before. It's essentially like the OP, but with more bites and scratches instead of broken bones.also roles reversed

>>93597155
Pretty sure more than a few Oglaf strip ideas have come from /tg/ and the authors have given credit where it's due.

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>>93597210
>that spoiler
>my dick

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>>93597161
>Deer Girl
>has horns
Oh my god....
>>93597241
Someone needs to tell /tg/ to make more humorous and sexy stories about Orc women.

>>93597250
It's a lot of fun. She gets a little rough with the strapon though

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>>93597290
1) Sex play doesn't need to be accurate
2) If you are going for accuracy then female deer with antlers aren't terribly rare
3) Go fuck yourself and stop trying to push your homosexual disease

>>93597355
Nothing is gay when it comes to primal play.

>>93596758
http://oglaf.com/

>>93597384
So your girl pretends she's what and you pretend you're what?

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>>93597384
>admits to getting rammed with a strapon
>i-i'm not gay!

>>93597358
>Sex play
I think she's actually a deer hybrid creature.
Also aren't antlered does just deformed freaks? They look like it.
Face it, she's hiding feminine venison under that loincloth

>>93596350
>Apprentice when?
Never. He's dead.

>>93597413
You sound like you want to get rammed, faggot.

>>93597405
She's a fox and I'm a bunny. No furry stuff though, except for the tail plugs

>>93597447
That's a filthy lie and you know it.

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>>93596377
Relatable.

>>93596343
>>93596377
that's actually the first oglaf I've enjoyed in a long time

I like it when the punchline isn't just "LOL AND THEN THEY FUCKED"

>>93597496
Then why haven't we seen him in YEARS?

>>93597667
He's locked in a sexy sex dungeon.

>>93597689
That's kinda hot.jpg

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>>93596401
>>93596350
>>93597496
He's dead guys. It's been years, get out of the denial phase.

>>93597413
>has sex with girl
>gay
I totally agree, only faggots fuck girls with all these sexy traps around.

>>93596377
alright but imagine

medical bondage

>>93597483
Wait a minute. Tail plugs. Plural. Meaning both of you.
But also the strap on.
At the same time?

Is this a roll for anal circumference thing?

>>93598173
She takes out my plug when it comes time for the pegging.

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>>93596343
>draw sexy women
>don't let them fuck 80% of the time

>draw men
>they fuck other men 90% of the time

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>>93598410
I should've seen that coming.

Knowing her I will see that coming.

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>>93597938
Pfff, as if death ever stopped anyone in Oglaf.

>>93598379
going back the past couple of pages there have been more men and women fucking than two men fucking

>>93597525

I like it when the punchline isn't the first panel and the rest of the comic just a weird awkward pause.

>>93596343
This is... actually a fetish of mine. It's fun to chase.

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>>93599504
Aha!

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>>93599545
I don't know who that is.

>>93598379
She loves to draw dudes fuckin', anon. Who are we to take that away from her?

>used to follow this girl's porn blog
>she and her boyfriend would do primal play stuff
>he'd wear those bad dragon cock sheaths
>she'd also wear small bad dragon strapons while getting fucked

>>93596343
Why do women look so dumb when they're aroused? Hardly the same as a proper boner.

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>>93597525
its like that a lot though

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>>93597290
>read image title
>want to post gag response image
>would get me banned

>>93599732
I'm going to need a link. or at least a name. for science.

>>93600488
It's not around any more.

>>93600834
Still would like a name.

>>93601097
I'll see if I saved it somewhere

I don't understand how a few tiny patches of flesh colored fabric barely leaving nothing to the imagination halts you guys somehow.

>>93601287
Doesn't bother me any. I'm a leg man to begin with.

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>>93599732
Iiiinteresting.

>>93599812
Because women surrender their control in two instances... Arousal and amusement. You'll never see a more genuine facial expression in a woman otherwise.

>>93596377
I like it!

>>93602482
Please tell me there's more

>>93599812
Did you just compare your boner to a face?


You know you have a face too right?

Aaand now I just remembered /k/'s story about the deer and the vibrator egg.

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>>93602640
oh, one or two...

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>>93598204
I just want to say, thank you for sharing.

Tell your girlfriend the Internets proud of her. ANd that we ALL hate you.

I hope you trip on a branch and and invert your erection. Madjelly

>>93596343
There are many lairs to writing, Not all of it has to be for draining cocks.
Besides, i can get off from this.

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>tfw no porn of this
Why even live?

>>93602742
But anything lewd?

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and last one I got.

>>93602482
I bet she's a total cuddle bug. My heart.

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>>93602785
I fucking wish. I can't find anything with facepaint like this. I can't even find anything with the 'painted black underneath the nose' bit. I found like one video of girl painted with a cat nose and it's not even that good. But goddamn I wish there was a facepaint category.

>tfw just want black underneath nose or black lipstick BJ vid.

>>93602844
>she

>>93602707
Or /k/ chasing off the werewolf by collectively deciding to fuck it.

OH GOD WERE STILL IN GREECE. Spartans that want to fuck everything to death, CO/ full of satire and pointless art, /Pol/ is just a pit full of angry men fucking one another with politics smeared in, and /b/ is the barbarians that are constantly invading/being invaded...

It's all just about people fucking and fantasizing about fucking things isn't it /co/?

>>93602482
>>93602742
that's a boy, but then, you can make anyone your women if they are smaller than you and cute.

>>93602942
So long as it looks cute and has no gag reflex I'm game.


GEDDIT. GAME. dohoho.

>>93596377
>No story where Hunter takes in Lady Buck to help her heal
>All while pushing off her advances
>Even while in traction she's a cock crazed mess
>Hunter wakes up one night to a loud crash and screaming
>She tried to jump him in bed but rebroke her leg trying to sneak across the room

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>>93596343
>Panel 9
Damn that's sexy.

>>93602550
This guy gets it. People are usually so caught up in pretenses and unspoken procedures, that genuine slip of inhibitions is almost orgasmic in itself.

>>93602909
The graffiti at Pompei didn't clue you in?

>>93602909
>>93603151
Anybody got the graffiti translations they can post?

>>93603137
You mean that Orc and Elf comic?

>>93603137
God damn it, anon. You're not helping with my interest in this character.

>No story where Deer Girl 'accidentally' wanders into a clearing filled with T-Reginas
>they see her and chase after her
>huge grin on her face as she flees through the underbrush
>gets taken down and swarmed by lusty dinogirls who thoroughly gang-bang her
>left covered in sweat, bitemarks, scratches and in a pleasure coma
>Hunter finds her and nurses her back to health
>it's not the first time this has happened

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>>93602890
>>93602854
>>93602796
>>93602772
>>93602742
>>93602482
You know it is actually a girl right? She just identifies as a boy sometimes?

>>93603321
Yeah but a sexy deer girl.
>>93603477
>She's gay
Yeah of course
>>93603329
I like the idea the Hunter just keeps finding injured deer girl
>Deer Girl gets into one of her moods
>Finds an Ent and demand he chase her
>Ent is game except he's just a living tree.
>It's no fun without the chase
>She uproots him then ties a cart to herself to simulate a chase
>Hunter finds Deer Girl,Ent, and Cart in a crashed pile
>He puts Deer Girl in traction
>Replants Ent in front yard with tree splint

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>>93603948
No shit she's gay anon, she dresses up in boy clothes

>>93603477

I'd go gay for that.

>>93604156
>Flowers in their hair
>Tons of make up
I mean I guess....but I like cute girls in boys clothes.

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>>93604234
I meant her other stuff.

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>>93596343
>>93596377

Domon always goes for the teases

>>93603317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCgFG7kzVWA

>>93602707
Sauce?

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>>93599867
This one pleases me.

>>93600353
You know what you must do...

>>93604668
“ Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!”
/pol/
“Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates”
/soc/
below a drawing of a man with a large nose): Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.
/out/
Lesbianus, you defecate and you write, ‘Hello, everyone!’
/b/
To the one defecating here. Beware of the curse. If you look down on this curse, may you have an angry Jupiter for an enemy.
/b/ again
Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog
/d/ the fucks
Whoever loves, let him flourish. Let him perish who knows not love. Let him perish twice over whoever forbids love.
lgbt/ whores.
: I have buggered men
/k/
Hedone says, “You can get a drink here for only one coin. You can drink better wine for two coins. You can drink Falernian for four coins.”
/tg/ tries for diplomacy
I don’t want to sell my husband, not for all the gold in the world
Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!
: Let everyone one in love come and see. I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins. If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?
Angry rant on /soc/
Phileros is a eunuch!
/co/
Take hold of your servant girl whenever you want to; it’s your right
/k/
(in the basilica): The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed that you have not already collapsed in ruin.
/lit/
We have wet the bed, host. I confess we have done wrong. If you want to know why, there was no chamber pot
/int/ poo in loo

I want to hunt you like an antelope
I wanna feast upon your insides
I WANNA HUNT YOU LIKE AN ANTELOPE
Your only instinct is run
I'M GONNA FEAST ON YOUR BOD

>>93596343
>>93596377

I thought this was more adorable than sexy, honestly.

>>93604785
>>93604956
>>93604668
Thankyou.

>>93605036
Sometimes they're one in the same.
Who here hasn't seen a woman that they think is just so precious that they want to cum deeply within them just so they can share how warm they make them feel inside?

>>93604303
Underrated post.

>>93604303
Five star post here.

>>93605401
True, true.

>>93604785
I wonder what happened to Gaius and Aulus. I mean besides dead, obviously.

>>93602677
I was talking about the whole package. I'm fairly sure I have a face.

>wanting to fuck the deer slut and not the stud next to her

fucking normie summerfags

>>93606736
>not wanting to deer the fuckslut

>>93599812
You ever look in a mirror while you're getting off?

Best Oglaf in a while. It's actually a joke about sex with a hot girl in it, and not some wild absurdism.

>>93599867
I wanna fuck the Chronoturge.

>>93608187
>DSP's fappening

>>93608245
But anon, you already will

>>93596343
I miss the apprentice.

>>93596377
this seems to be pandering to a very specific fetish

>>93608245
I wanted*

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>>93596377
this is so sexy and cute what madness is this

>>93599674

Did she say some of the gay stuff was because people would get upset if it was a hetero? As in people would cry rape.

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>>93597525
>I like it when the punchline isn't just "LOL AND THEN THEY FUCKED"
You and I have wildly different preferences for humor.

>>93597413
>strapon
What if I told you gay dudes have dicks?

>>93596485
The kind of lesbian who has a boyfriend (husband now?) who she writes this comic with.

>>93610745
Is there actual smut of this? Super into it

Did the Apprentice ever come back?

>>93597702
What if it's the blue elf dude's sex dungeon?

>>93611122
Nope still "dead".

>>93602942
>that's a boy
I'm willing to try and convince him otherwise.

>>93604303
You fucking failed us all by going for the girl next door instead of the hot Swede who was throwing herself at you.

>>93606736
>not both

>>93596377
>broken leg changes sides on some parts.
I can't fucking fap to this!

>>93608187
I bet I could look dignified with a raging boner.

>>93609708
This be Oglaf son. Go read it. Have weird feelings. Remember every so often a strip or series of strips has an "epilogue" you click on to view on the right.

>>93609677
>still no illustrations of this

>>93608741
And it's my fetish

The fetish of hunting prey

>>93614499
I'm sure the Japanese have made multiple videos on this topic.

>>93611897
It doesn't, actually. Take a closer look, when he's trying to put the splint on, he rolled her to her side, so the broken leg was up.
You can see both her knees just below.

>>93604956
>We have wet the bed, host. I confess we have done wrong. If you want to know why, there was no chamber pot
I mean, imagine being the host and waking up to find out someone shit the bed
Only way the day could get worse is of the voldano just went and erupted on you

>>93596343
>>93596377
Someone could easily edit her naked

>>93617254
They could, but that's actually less sexy.

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>>93617254
>>93617267

>>93617387
that's a terrible edit
you just converted the bras fabric into boob, staying on model they look like they should be smaller than what you did

>>93617650

meh

>>93596343

For you maybe.

>>93598003
>sex with girl
>getting fucked up the arse with a strapon
two different things, faggot
have some balls and plant your seed or chop them off and admit your faggotry

>>93596485
>>93610776
there are no such things as lesbians
just women trying to get attention

>>93617825
Oh they got my attention a'ight...