How come /co/ didn't tell me the Spyro cartoon is just as

There's a Spyro cart--?
>Remembers Skylanders
Holy shit, I completely forgot about new Spyro.

I would have loved to have informed you, but it completely slipped my mind. I am sure I could be convinced to remember next time for, oh, say, 500 gems?

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>>93582765

There's a Crash Bandicoot episode.

He talks. Reeeeeee.

>>93583015
Why are his eyebrows grey, that really fucking triggers me. He looks like he's 50.

>>93583015
Crash is capable of talking. He's just fucking stupid in the video games.

>>93583093

Yeah, but they give him a stupid Steve Irwin accent and personality.

>>93582745
>>93582973
Fuck right off, Moneybags, you piece of shit.

>>93583109
>Bandicoot
>Native to Australia
>All his enemies and friends are also native to Australia
>Steve Irwin's from Australia
WOAH.

>>93583109
His entire characterization concept is that he is Australian.

I don't really understand why the classic Spyro characters aren't in Skylanders. Maybe there's a reason for that, I don't know.

>>93583015
Is it as bad as this though? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aO0X5b2jSk

>>93583261
Universal owns their likeness, but let Skylanders have Moneybags for some fucking reason.

>>93583015

Spyro looks like he's had his face beat in with a frying pan, then had it surgically reconstructed by a blind surgeon using a rusty fork in Africa.

>>93583261
From what I remember at the end of Spyro: Dawn of the Dragon, the sequel to a universal reboot, Spyro and Cynder were transported to an alternate world. Which can be presumed to be Skylands.

>>93583320
Hes a Moneybags knockoff, not Moneybags brand Moneybags.

>>93583320
Yep. For reasons known only to eldritch creatures lurking in the dark, fucking Moneybags is in this series, but not Elora, not Hunter, not the Professor, not Bianca, Sheila, Sgt. Byrd, or even Bentley. Not even the villains, like Gnasty Gnorc, Ripto, or the Sorceress. None of them, the characters classic Spyro fans actually like, but fucking Moneybags. What a crock of shit.

>>93582745
*just as unfunny
Fixed that 4 u.

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>>93583015

>>93583892
>Sonic Boom
>unfunny
I forgot it's summer.

>>93583306
this is great

>>93582745
because is more vidya

>>93583489
do they want us to hate it even more?

>>93583916
DUDE
SELF-DEPRECIATING HUMOR
LMAO

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>>93583320
>Universal owns character likeness

/v/ told me that if everyone bought the crash remaster, there would be a chance for a spyro remaster. Now I'm not so sure anymore

>>93583489
I was told that there was a think you could get for Skylanders that unlocked an area with Gnasty Gnorc and "a bunch" of references to the original games. I think the toy was a stone arch or something.

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>>93583042
Calm down, Chris. Crash had a rough and long life.

>>93583306

https://youtu.be/VSjHdS-n55g?t=642

>>93582745
>Moneybag's

Also Hunter.
Fuck you, you sandwich ruining prick! We're supposed to be a team!

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>>93590734
Forgot picture in my rage.

not that it matters

>>93590734
>supposed to be Spyro's ally
>hoards orbs/eggs and makes Spyro do stupid challenges for them
>essentially holding babies hostage for shits and giggles
Hunter, you fucking suck. I don't know what Bianca sees in him.

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>>93582745
>always want a Spyro cartoon
>Get Skylanders instead

https://youtu.be/dY9D606ANtc

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>tfw no playable Bianca
Well fuck you too, Activision. As a classic Spyro fan, I might've been on board if you threw me a bone. But sure, completely neglect to make even more money.

>>93592248
Only the safest and the most popular choices will be made in name of profit.
Do not expect more than that.

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>>93582745
why is there so much porn of the egg thief holy shit

>>93587365
I mean, if sales for nostalgic remasters/remakes of late 90s/early 00s platformers are high, they'd be dumb to not to find a way to do it.

>>93583109
He's been like that since the fucking TV ads for Crash 2.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aO0X5b2jSk

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>>93582745
Because it's hard to admit liking skylanders without getting sent to your grave. I would also say read the comics cause they ain't that bad.

>>93592571
Why are you surprised at this?

>>93592541
I ain't seeing much risk in adding characters that people probably wanted in the first place. Goodness knows they crank out new characters like Pokemon anyway, so getting the classic series characters will just save them some time.

>>93592571
P-post?