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Describe your last fap with a Spongebob quote. >"And

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Describe your last fap with a Spongebob quote.

>"And now, WITH TWO HANDS!"
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Wait till I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!!!!

HAAAYYYYAAAAAA!
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>>93573320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaxjO2Fe1bg
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>HYDRODYNAMICALLY DESIGNED!
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BIG
SCARY
AND PINK
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>someone says ARE YA READY KIDS and gets 4chan gold for it
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>>93573320
FIRMLY GRASP IT
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Are ya ready kids!?
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Wanna see me do it again?
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>>93573390
>>93573410
Wow! One minute and 31 seconds! A new record!
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>>93573320
AWOOOOOOOO
NAAAAAAAAAA
Leedle leedle lee
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Do a little of this and that and this and that and the-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

AH-AH-AH-AH-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Just you, me, and this brick wall you built between us

;__;
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Don't hold back
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>>93573320
I'm never washing this flipper again
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He spits a giant pearl 100 feet in the air! Like a cannonball!
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I only cried for twenty minutes
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Way to go buddy... it took us three days to make that potato salad. THREE DAYS!
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>>93573320
Listen to him choke!
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What did you do to my drink!?
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>"MY NAME'S NOT RICK"
I'm weird
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I didn't need to see that.
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And say hello to used napkin
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Take it easy it's just a drawing
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You broke my heart, now I'm gonna break something of yours!
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Put that thing away! There are children here
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And toasted almonds, that's unexpected! He stuck it! And just look at that even coating!
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Are you feeling it now, Mr Krabs?
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I'M DOING IT!
I'M DOING IT!
YEAH! YEAH! YEEAAH!
...AND SOMMA' THESE!
...AND SOMMA' THESE!
ALMOST THERE AAAAAND
DONE.
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Nosferatu!
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Ahhh rock... The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!
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I SPENT THE WHOLE DAY DOING RIDICULOUS THINGS BECAUSE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO EXPLODE!!!
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I don't need it.
I don't need it.
I don't need it.

I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED IIIIIIIIIIT
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>>93573349
>I CAN DENY IT NO LONGER... I am small
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>>93573664
holy shit kek
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there's going to be so much, he's going to drown in it.
DROWN ON IT!!!
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Why didn't you tell me this was me mother's house!?
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Do you want it to hurt, Kevin?
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>WHOOO YEAH SHAKE THAT BUBBLE BUTT
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AHHH I BURNED MY HAND, at night
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THE...break time
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>>93573320
"Meow."
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Do you smell it? That smell, the kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells... smelly
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AND THEN HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST
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>>93573320
Why must every eleven minutes of my life be filled with suffering?
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this video is sort of related
https://vid.me/AlBT
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My leg!
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do it patrick,
I can't spongebob, I already cut off my arms
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Why is spongebob literally the perfect quote-machine? How did they manage to pack so many memorable lines into 3 seasons?
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Too bad that didn't kill me
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Welcome to glove world
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how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man!
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LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT IT. I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT IT.
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CHOCOLATE [/spoiler]elf
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I, am a man
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2 HOURS IS LONG ENOUGH
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Are you feeling it now Mr.Krabs?
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DEUUEAUGH!!!
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>>93574257
I love the young people.
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Hey how'd you do that without any shaving cream?
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It all started when I ripped...my pants
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You have to be assertive!

beebeep

NOT INSERTIVE
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N is for anytime and anywhere at all
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IM SO CLOSE I CAN ALMOST TASTE IT
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I'm sorry, but that flies in the face of my good nature
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Ah giant ball of bubblegum, oh what's next!?
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why is every single one of these sound sexual in one depraved way or the other.
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Your genius is showing
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>>93574404
>N
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Take it easy its just a drawing
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How could I have let the quality of my work slip so much
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TWO GOLD DOUBLOONS
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Two spatulas to increase productivity, Mr. Krabs
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>Well, I don't know nothin' about Alaska, but looky here. Back in Texas I wrangled bulls and I wrangled worms. As far as I'm concerned, doing both together just saves rope.
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>one little collar, turtle neck...
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>I'm so glad I gave up fry cooking for this!
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I'm Dirty Dan
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>please tell me that's your nose
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Shoot, that was my last quarter
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This hands werent ment to create, they only destory
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That's not disturbing, this is disturbing...
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>Sandy, help me! I can't handle this by myself!
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>>93573320
it's an ITALIAN BULL WORM
it's BIG SCARY AND PINK
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We do that for 40 years and then we die
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It's like riding a bike, you never forget
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>By the hammer of Odin, this be a new fighting style mine eyes have not yet seen.
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It will only open when I say open
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LIFE'S AS EXTREME AS YOU WANNA MAKE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
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VICTORY SCREETCH
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>I am a man
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>>93573320
It goes to your thigh and than you exploded
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>>93573664
underrated
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STOP SHOUTIN I'M FAPPING!
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>>93574915
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>>93574535
PLASTIIIIC
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It tickles but its worth it!
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Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!
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Themostimportantmealoftheday,blahblahblahblahGary'swayBLECH
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The creepy krab
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>"like bathing an old person"
>"Patrick that's not fun"
>"It is for me!"
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It's sounds like you have a dying animal to attend to ay squidy
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>>93574047
Gave me a good chuckle.
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This paint comes off with saliva
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>>93573664
Choking
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This isn't your average everyday darkness, this is... advanced darkness.
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That's her name and she's also covered in yesss
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>>93573664
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>>93574703
I chuckled
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MY EYES
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>>93573320
Darn it.... Darn it.... Darn it....
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>>93575528
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WELL, THESE CLAWS AIN'T FOR JUST ATTRACTIN' MATES!
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18 HOURS!!!!??
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>You've seen this before?
>Eleven times, as a matter of fact.
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Did somebody say boom?!
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When in doubt, pinky out.
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This is a good thread.
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YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME, CRABS!
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>>93574079
ANCHOVIES!!!
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>>93573476
I now watching sponge bob for the first time and just seen thus scene.
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I don't need it
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Muh-muh muh-muh muh-muh-muh mh-muh.
Muh-muh muh-muh muh-muh-muh muh-muh!
MUH-MUH MUH-MUH MUH-MUH-MUH MUH-MUH!!
MANRAY!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
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>>93575700
This works on many levels
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BLOOM! BLOOM MY DARLING!
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>>93575866
I never thought about it more than once but now im keking
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Gotta get into those hard-to-reach places too
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>>93575901
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>>93573664
Best one
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrsERZHAwd0
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Would anyone else want to enter the Fly of Despair?
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>>93574287
Oh Bubble Buddy. Sitting here trying to remember the context.
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>>93574287
"Hey Bubble Buddy, you're finished!"
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MY PENCIL!!!
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I...I...I...I...I can't play with you anymore! I just can't take the games! They're tearing me apart!
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APRIL FOOLS, YOU LITTLE SAUSAGE!
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KRAKATOOOAAAA!
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Who you callin' pinhead?
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Stick buddy!
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Touch.
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>>93576608
you stink. MOTHER!!?
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>>93577260
I never quite realized those two were Homer and Marge until later in my life.
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>>93577417
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>>93577417
I can't unsee it OH GOD.
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>>93577417
HOLY SHIT
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>>93577260
JANET. MARTY. WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!!?
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>>93573320
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>>93573664
+1
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>>93574555
heh
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Bold and Brash
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>>93578017
More like, belongs in the trash!
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It actually comes off with saliva
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>>93576447
Ha. That's pretty good.
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I'm always here on double weeny wednsdays
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Whoa you beat that guy without even touchin him
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>>93573539
It's too perfect


Not until 4
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Dad what are you doing?
U-uh nothing son!!!!
What did I tell you about talkin to strangers?
NOW HES GONNA KICK MYYY BUTT
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>>93577093
lmao
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That's just a cruel reminder that I'm single, and will likely be that way forever.
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FIRMLY CRASP IT
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Open sesame
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>>93578651
Loser
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Guess what I found in my sock today?!
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WE HAVE TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE WELL, OR SHE'LL TAKE YOU TO THE DOCTOR!
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>>93578651
WAGH WAGH WAAAAGGHH
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>>93573664
Been there, done that.
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Oh Karen my computer wife...
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THIS IS AN EXTREME THIRST
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Wheres the leak ma'am
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HIBERNATION
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"Thought you could sneak up on me at work, did ya? Well, you can't! Cause I'm fast, I'm mean, and I can do this!"

" Ssss!"
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>>93573539
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"Eugene? What are you doing with my bloomers?"
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>>93579106
are you into watersports?
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And now it only hurts when you touch it...
TOUCH
AAAHHHHWOOOUU
sir you have to leave
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>>93573320
Annnnnd... Pelvic Thrust!
WHOOOOOOOOOOO!
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> I never thought I'd say this, but SpongeBob, let's get that POOP!

Can't believe nobody else has used a poop joke yet
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>>93578651
Here's a tip from someone who is engaged, don't give a shit until you are in a true relationship. If you can't do that yet, learn meditation and the ability to control your emotions. The more capable you are in controlling yourself, the better.
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whoa there eager mc beaver
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>I dont think it can get any worse
>NON SENSE
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Sounds like a lot of hoopla
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>>93579269
It's a quote from sponge bob you dip.
Your advice is good though
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WHO WILL JOIN ME!!!??
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" goodbye everyone I'll remember you all in therapy "
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>Bring it around town
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RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! ITS THE APPETIZER!!!!
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foxy grandpa
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>>93578651
what spongebob episode is that from
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAHWB-DxQEM
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>>93573320
You had it set to M for mini, when it should have been set to W for wumbo!
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>>93579552
" Squidward meet pickle, ah see they like each other "
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There's evil afoot
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WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK
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I'll dry it with me gym socks!
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>>93573539
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>>93574287
It's his first time on his own
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Say something son!!!

Come closer

YES!!
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>>93579592
I've come for your pickle.
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>>93579322
I can't recall that quote, must be from something past my interest in SS.
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" if your gonna talk like sailors your gonna work like sailors, EHAHAHA "
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JEFFREY WAIT! I HAVE TO TOUCH YOU.
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>>93573320
TAKE IT AROUND TOWN
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>>93579716
See they were under his tongue the whole time!!!
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Uhh...I can explain
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He's not in my thoughts

Well think again
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>>93579630
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JUST LOOK AT THAT CONCENTRATION
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>>93575366
This. I was looking for the blackest porn star I could find.
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It'll keep you from getting any uglier

Just in time
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ITS HEADING FOR THE ENTRANCE
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GOOD GRIEF HES NAKED
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WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS BLANKETY BLANKETY BLANK!!!!
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>this thread
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I like it in here, these are my people
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" I thought I'd never have to use this pepper spray...AHHHHH "
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>>93573417
Underrated post
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"That didn't help at all."
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SpongeBob can I borrow your bath beads?
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warm. warmer. hot. your on fire.

AAHHHHH!!!!!
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It seems we've reached an impass
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Hello young lady, is your mother home?
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>>93580200
AAAAAAA IT BURNS!
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YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT
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WHY THAT WAS SO GOOD I THINK I'LL DO IT AGAIN.
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Hey buddy, you just blew in from stupid town?
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So this is what I get for working overtime
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Let's have another
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...Steamy
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I made this one with my tears
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GET THAT HORSE!!! MYSTERY HE-SNAH
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I CAN'T FIND THE COIN SLOT

THERE IT IS!
>poke
>NEIGH
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"I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with the shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."
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HOLY FISHPASTE, IT'S A GUY!
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Aided by his young ward!
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>>93580497
I heard your, pretty picky
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>>93580506
Aided by his young ward!
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>>93580506
Goddamnit I dunno why this one got me but it did
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I'm a robot not a miracle worker
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To the meatloaf AWAY!
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>WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK?
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" geez Patrick sure is a heavy sleeper "
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It's those teenagers, they won't leave me alone!
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You have it set to M for Mini, when t should be set to W for Wumbo
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>>93573320
>"Can you move it along, I'm all out of time cards."
Every fucking day.
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Tall. Dark. And handsome
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" hey you look pretty good with a mustache "
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Now I'm going to starve
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>>93573544
kek
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THE WALLS WILL OOZE GREEN SLIME
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>>93573320
>We're like brothers...only CLOSER.
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The phone will ring and there will be no one there!
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>>93573320
The boy cries you a sweater of tears, and you kill him
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Pull your pants up Patrick, we're going home
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It was me! I threw the peanut!
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You rub it on your skin and you'll live forever
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>>93573659
Has anyone ever done one of those "rewrites" using nothing but spongebob quotes?
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"Did you see my underwear?"
>"No, Patrick"
"Did you want to?"
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Is mayonnaise an instrument?
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That's his eager face
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These were white when I got 'em.
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Hurr shine the light over on that car Manray...
Hey man, not cool
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oops, it opened by itself.
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>>93573320
OH NO, HE'S HOT
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>>93573668
damn anon beat me to it
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>>93573539
goddamnit
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May I take your hat sir?
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>>93574970
>TO THE CHIROPRACTOR...AWAAAAAAYYYYYYYY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIyacqEIDjI
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Makeout Reef. You know? Makeout Reef?
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And the walls will ooze green slime!
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>>93577417
oh dear lord you're right
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>>93581555
Makeout reef, good times, good times
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>>93573320
>Twelve seconds later
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Oh boy, 3 AM!
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>"How many seconds was that?"
>"Twelve."
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KEEP THRASHIN SHE LIKES IT
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Wow what do I get
Nothing
GET OOOUU
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Well, first you take your leg and you stick it in the air
And then you take the other one and jam it right up there
You twist yourself around, and give a great big lunge
Now you're doing the sponge
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JUST CALL ME DADDY
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Anyone have a good quote that would apply to someone who has never masturbated?
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>Just imagine him in his underwear
>OH NO, HE'S HOT
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>I'm so close I can almost taste it.
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I guess I'm not wearing any pants today
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MAAAAAAAAAAAAXIMUMM POWWWWWWWWWWWWWERRR

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!
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>>93573429
This one had me dying
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>>93581934
>Do you have references?
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>>93574153
Fucking keked
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>>93580501
fucking kek
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Hes just standing there, MENACINGLY !!!!
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mediocre?
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>>93580117
Too close to home
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>>93579868
Try Jamaica B
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OH BOY 3 A.M.!
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>>93581934
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh"
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AND HELLOOO JOHNNY
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>>93582570
>>93582215

Thanks.
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>THE WINNER TAKES ALL
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>>93582649
>IT'S THE THRILL OF ONE MORE KILL
>>
BIG MEATY CLAWS
>>
>>93582709
>THE LAST ONE TO FALL, WILL NEVER SACRIFICE THEIR WILL!
>>
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>>93581685
>IN YOUR FACE
>>
But sometimes, I like to wear this sock over me ghostly tail.
>>
>>93573320
AHhhhhhh I BURNT MY HAND at night!
>>
Would anyone else like to enter the Fly of Despair?
>>
24
>>
What's that!? It's called the loopty doop and pull!
>>
> Bring it around town, bring it AROOOOUUUUND town
>>
>Just imagine him in his underwear
>OH NO HE'S HOT!
>>
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" uh who would ever wanna meet Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy? "
>>
>>"you'll never guess what I found in my sock last night! Go ahead, guess."
>>
HOHO HOW'S YOUR SISTER?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IERuU-npWMU
>>
Finally I'm all...ALONE. alone. ALONE. alone. ALONE.
>>
I didn't want to say this in front of Patrick but that hat makes you look like ah girl
>>
>>93574394
Underrated.
>>
>>93583383
Am I a pretty girl?
>>
You can take lessons for 25 cents!
First go like this
Spin around
STOP
Double take 3 times
1
2
3
Then PELVIC THRUST
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
land on your right foot DON'T FORGET IT!
Now it's time to bring it around town....
BRING IT AROUND TOWN...
THEN YOU DO THIS
Then this
Then this and that and this and that and then!
*blows softly*
>>
>>93583289
I always forget Mr. Krabs fought through an army of undead for an entire night. Fucking navy training, man.
>>
How about describing it with an episode title?

>Reef Blower
>Ripped Pants
>Pizza Delivery
>Jellyfish Jam
>Sandy's Rocket
>MuscleBob BuffPants
>Walking Small
>Something Smells
>Big Pink Loser
>Wormy
>No Free Rides
>Nasty Patty
>As Seen on TV
>No Weenies Allowed
>I Had an Accident
>SquidBob TentaclePants
>That's No Lady
>Squid Wood
>Giant Squidward
>Growth Spout
>Sweet and Sour Squid
>It Came from Goo Lagoon
>Plankton's Pet
>>
SOILED IT!
SOILED IT!
SOILED IT!
SOILED IT!
>>
>>93583460
Your beautiful
>>
YOUFINISHTHOSEERRANDS
YOUFINISHTHOSEERRANDS
YOUFINISHTHOSEERRANDS
ERRANDS
ERRANDS
ERRANDS
>>
324...i am 324, and no one can tell me otherwise
>>
Next *thhhp*
>>
NEHOY MINOY
>>
>"Does that mean you're setting us free?"
>"Ehh, actually I'm just going to eat you. See you at dinner!"
>>
FINLAND
>>
>>93581934
Magic conch shell, will I ever get married?
--Maybe someday
>>
I was born with glass bones and paper skin
every morning I break my legs and every afternoon I break my arms
at night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep
>>
IIIIIIII'M READY!
>>
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>>93584311
WE GOTTA DROP THE LOAD!!!!
>>
>>93579698
>It's his first time on his own
Congratulations
>>
Ok, ok, it's on my foot - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHH
>>
>Keep going! You're good, you're good, you're good!
>>
I'M THE OPEN WINDOW MANIAC!
>>
Stop naming moves after me
>>
>>93584470
FUCK that scene.
>>
>>93584470
This garbage compress should help that go down.
>>
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>>93573320
Hey, SpongeBob! You've gotta try this, dude! We finally got enough people for a 7 mile spanking machine!
>>
And you remembered your pants this time?
>>
Why don't I call someone whose JOB is it to fix it? Because when I want a JOB done I get someone with a JOB to do that JOB!
>>
>>93579222
Time to bring it around town.
Bring. It. A. Round. Town!
>>
I'll have you know my father loved me very much
>>
Now that we're men, we can do anything!
>>
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>>93573684
>>>/soc/25397355
>>
How many seconds was that?
>Twelve
*laughter
>>
I lost something once...
>>
Educational television?!
>>
>I was just looking for the sports channel, Gary.
>>
CHOCOLAAAAATE

CHOCOLAAAAAAATE
>>
CHEESE GRATERS
>>
>>93585180
Oh but this chocolate's not for eating, it's for..
>>
>>93573320
I am SO confused!
>>
>>93584770
This one's good.
>>
>It's a vast, swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. Let it fill your senses with cascading, fluffy pillows of excitement and comfort as you've never felt before.
>>
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>>93585663
This one got me good.
>>
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>>93585663
>>
>Hello, Doctor? Hospital?....Won't do any good?...ELEVEN TIMES!?
>>
GOOD GRIEF HE's NAKED
>>
>weenie hut general?!
>>
>>93585877
>My sensors indicate that you are, in fact, a weenie
>>
>>93585663
>>93585861
Kek/10
>>
Hi we're with the pet hospital down the street and we understand you have a dying animal on the premises.
>>
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>Uhhh...I can explain
>>
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>>93573664
>>
Come on I want to see some spinning!
>>
Is this the part where we start kicking?
>>
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>>93574079
>>
I CAUGHT THE UGLY!
>>
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>>93574394
>>
>>93574598
I forgot about that one. kek
>>
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>>93574703
>>
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>>93577587
underrated post
>>
Eww, glove flavored!
>>
>HELP! I'M SHRINKING!
>>
>why else do we run around in colored undies
>I can think of 3 good reasons
>>
>I feel all tingly inside, should we stop?
>no that's how you're supposed to feel!
>well I like it, let's do it again!
>>
That's the third time this week I had to scrape you off of something.
>>
>>93587042
Heyeah that is disturbing
>>
>>93587293
How long?
>>
>>93587313
Dammit, I messed the quote up. It's fourth not third.
>>
>Just do what ya do in school.
>>
>Looks like we've finally found a workout for you, Spongebob!
>1, 2, 3, 4...
>>
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It'll go right to your thighs! And then you'll blow up!
>>
>>93587463
>I want 100 more...
>>
Hello Pole!
>>
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>>93573429
>>
>>93573320
>"I'll take it easy when I'm dead!"
>>
It's that time of the month.
>>
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>the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
>>
I'm ugly and I'm proud
>>
Are you feeling it now Mr.Crabs
>>
We're gonna straighten you out!
>>
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anyone have one for a genuinely satisfying and cathartic one to someone I love that left me feeling uplifted?

This is all depressing or degenerate, which is my usual fare too, but ya luck out sometimes.
>>
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>>93589647
>>
>I don't think this bubble can get much bigger
>Nonsense
>*pumping*
>>
>F is for friends who do stuff together
>U is for YOU and ME
>N is for anywhere and anytime at all
>>
>>93573320
Fifty percent sea, fifty percent weed.
>>
HELP ME I'M SHRINKING
>>
>>93575092
>>93579369
Nice.

>My body's absorbing his blows like it's made of some kind of spongy material!
>>
>>93589647
>"Yeaahhh...."
>>
>>93587660
>It hurts...
>>
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>>93577417
>>
>>93581774
Best one dammit
>>
>Only on Wednesday
>>
>>93589647
>Ragged gasping for breath
>That felt great! I feel empowered!
>>
>Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems
>>
"give us some credit, old man, we're panty professionals"
>>
>>93574079
Excellent
>>
>>93573320
Oh boy 3 a.m.
>>
>>93573544
What drawing?
>>
Not even in your dreams, Squarepants.
>>
STEPPIN ON THE BEAT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOO
>>
>>93589647
>THE POWER WITHIN!
>The power within...
>>
Not too close, Sandy. I tend to get smelly when I'm pumping iron.
>>
>*take off pants from long shift at work*
>Do you smell it? That smell, the kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells... smelly.
>>
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>I don't need it I don't need it I don't need it...
I NEED IT!
>>
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>>93573664
>>
Oh, boy! 3am!
>>
>>93591850
>i'm scared
>>
He keeps his snake in the trunk. Huh. The little weasel must have escaped again.
>>
ITS THE BASH BRINGING, THE MASH MINGING, ITS HASH SLINGING SLASHER!!!
>>
Why it tastes so good, I think I'd like to try it a second time!
>>
But it's not Tuesday Patrick
>>
>>93598396
where's this one from
>>
>>93598396
Wrong cartoon, Eddy.
>>
>We understand that there's a dying animal on the premises?
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