So it's established that cars can die and have offspring,

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Please don't bait the nightmares, anon. Please.

>>93562580
The same way gems can die and reproduce.

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>>93563066

>>93562656

THAT"S EVEN WORSE!

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>>93562639
Alright anon you don't have to beg.

>>93563291
Delet this!

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>>93563291
STOP

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>>93563291
it's amazing how articulated the car vagina is

is this dude a mechanic?

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>>93563291
Right on cue.

>>93563291
Despite the autism I'm actually amazed at how thought-out this was

>>93562656
what the fuck
although it kinda ties into the Pixar theory

>>93563431
It's a creative amount of autism, but in my opinion they are curing themself short at including the chair and a hollow space, they could do more with all that space.

>>93562580
Cars in the Cars Universe are kind of like shitty Transformers who cant even turn into robots.

>>93563405
There is more of that shit??
Got a link?

>>93563508
>although it kinda ties into the Pixar theory
Please don't give them fuel, that fucking theory should have been buried ages ago

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>>93563508
Haha this is hilarious.

>complaining about >>93563291
>when >>93563082 exists

>>93562580
That's what their exhaust pipes are for. You can impregnate a car OP. You should try it.
Post pics.

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>>93563647
>>93563722
>Dude, Boo's the Witch from Brave and Monsters Inc is a time travel story about how they've run out of places to go back to, lmao

Imagine missing the "Kids are desensitized to horror by mass media" social commentary point of the Scare Energy Crisis that badly

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>>93563743
That's not even the weird part of that AU.

>>93563821
The theory is just so fucking bullshit I'm still salty about the creator refusing to acknowledge criticism of it and people trying to portray it as "mind-blowing".

If monsters could really time travel across the closet doors then the entire fucking plot of Monsters Inc. would never exist in the first place. There wouldn't be an energy crisis in their world to begin with.

>>93563892
Or maybe the doors are magical objects of their own which cannot be affected by the monsters themselves, and time travel to a fixed point & amount of time in the past (this door goes back exactly 2500 years to this location, so as time progresses, it's time progresses too)
This would show why they are handled so carefully.

>>93563291
>>93563779
Someone post this on /o/.

>>93563779
Oh lord please save me. For I have forsaken my sides.

>>93563937
That picture in >>93563821 is actual Pixar story art. All part of a backstory for the Monster World that Pixar developed during pre-production that was also seen on the original DVD extras.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9waEVdMcYk

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>>93563291
>>93563779
This is really not okay.

>>93563779
>he animated how it works
https://sta.sh/0cxk0ue47gv
>ywn have inflatable balls

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>>93564305
Why

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>>93563722
>A bug's life takes place in the far future
Okay

>>93564445
In case you had difficulty imagining how it worked.

>>93564475
All because "Dude, little critters like bugs aren't capable of creating a civilization. They gotta be highly evolved mutants!"

Even though it's basic fucking "Cartoons about Mouse Society" stuff..

>>93564305
I can't see the animation, should I be happy?

KABLAMO

>>93564673
No, it's pretty well done, for a car getting an erection.

>>93564475
That's not the problem. Obviously they're not just normal insects. Monsters Inc being the far future instead of a parallel universe is so wrong.

>>93564445
Found out why:
>I actually made that animation of the penis deploying because SO many people watching my art, seeing cars with this big huge erections and fat full nuts. they'd all ask "how do these cars drive? Don't their nuts drag on the road?" So me.. not being one to want to leave people constantly asking, made that to show how the penis can store up inside the body when the car has to drive on all fours.

>>93563821
Even if they became desensitized happiness worked to so wouldn't any emotion work just as well? Like if they told jokes or said depressing stuff that should work

>>93564831
Scaring is just so embedded into monster culture that alternative emotional energy wasn't taken into consideration

>>93564919
The ending was literally make children happy instead and it provides more energy than fear

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>>93563291

>>93564831
>or said depressing stuff that should work
>monster comes out of your closet
>spends all night reminding you of how lonely you are
>refuses to cuddle with you

>>93564807
This is the kind of person I want to have a beer with while fixing cars.

>>93563779
I really did not need to see that :l

>>93564971
That's what I'm saying. Until Mike and Sulley found out how strong a child's laughter was, nobody really considered doing anything besides just scaring kids because scaring humans was the bedrock of monster culture going back to caveman times. Collecting screams as an energy resource was just a way of putting all that scaring to practical use in an industrializing magitech society

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>>93563291
>>93563779
I didn't have to see that

>thread theme
https://youtu.be/_Pq0xuHJh2s

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>>93563291

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>>93563853
Wait a minute is that...?

>>93565276

But you do have to DSFARGEG.

>>93563066
>shoehorning SU in this thread
fag, they don't reproduce they create using machines or some shit from planet's soil i think

Cars has this weird thing where they kinda just imply birth can be a thing and that cars grow up over time by using cartoony rules, SU directly said Gems have no idea what sex/reproducing is in the human sense

but they die by being cracked and cars die by being destroyed, which is an accurate comparison since that's obvious

>>93563082
These look actually decent.

>>93568024
You better believe it.

>>93568024
Yup, Greg fucked a van. Steven in this artist's conception is a human kid with wheels in his hands and feet and the rest of Rose became the van Greg lives in.

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>>93563291

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So third movie is about Pixar giving up and giving the mantle to WDAS.

subtle.

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>>93570146

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>>93571794

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>>93571794
>>93571810

>>93562580
Well, Cars start off filled with gas and a Full Battery. Over time they lose gas and Battery Power and they rust and get holes and sometimes wreck. Even though it looks like you fix these problems other problems suddenly come up, it only keeps back the inevitable that one day you stick your key in the ignition and the car is nothing but silence. Mechanics can do a lot, but sometimes the car doesn't start

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>>93562580
OP you just opened a can of worms you won't be able to close.

>>93562580
its because the track is always LIT

>>93571794
>?????
Why did they skip the important part?