>Toffee confirmed for killing Moon's mum in the trailer
So will hekill Moonnext?
>>93545700
Nah, they couldn't even kill off the MHC. At best she'll go into a coma that looks like death.
>>93545799
>MHC
who is that?
SECOND FORfaguette jan
It's not looking good.
This thread is incredible! I hope it will last....
>>93545700
maybe by the end of the season but not in the movie
>>93545811
Magic High Commission
and personally I think they are dead and not actually gonna come back
>>93545818
Reminder about the deal with Eclipsa.
>To blackest night I pledge my soul, and crush my heart.
Moon promised Eclipsa her soul, as well as Star herself. She gave up her firstborn i.e. crush heart which is Star's symbol, to defeat Toffee. Even farther evident by this Spell in the Spellbook depicting a summoning Star.
So what? We can't have these threads at night? Last one went down at midnight, but we had been having them all day. It's literally just during that one guy's shift then? We making another proper thread with the title in the morning?
>>93545811
Magic High Commission.
It's those people floating around like balloons in the trailer.
>>93545700
I hope Star's at least indirectly responsible. What way, I can use the list
What trailer? I saw that new theme just a few days ago I guess I'm missing out on fucking everything
>>93545700
hey time for more MOON DIES "evidence"
People noticed right away Moon looked pretty young in her tapestry in Into the Wand, almost a Star recolor, and yet probably had to have been queen even then since all the others in the room were + she's wearing her present-day crown. That was used as evidence that Toffee might have killed her mother, even right after that episode aired, and now it all seems to be pretty much right even if we're missing the specifics.
We saw Star's incomplete tapestry in the same room, showing that Star will apparently be wearing the same outfit she typically wears in the present in it. Could similarly be implying that Star will become queen at an age not much older than she already is.
Comments by the crew have hinted that the third season may end around the time of Star's 15th birthday (multiple people on the crew started mentioning "Stump Day" as Star's birthdate at around the time the last few S3 episodes/the earliest S4 episodes would have been being worked on). She might have to grow up more than that afterward, and take the throne.
>>93545869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnEDKISvZZ0
yeah check it out friend
>>93545869
You missed this very important promo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2I0Kr5N5ZM
>>93545887
Moon's tapestry is presumably after her mother died and she became Queen though. Star's seems more like a placeholder.
>>93545913
Where do you think she learned to talk to reptiles?
MoonToffee confirmed
>>93545893
Woah
>>93545913
Fuck I missed out on that thread I can't believe it!
>>93545918
>>93545918
Yeah, it's not definitively proving anything since we don't even really know how the room works. Just riding that Moondeath wave while we still can I guess.
I've also thought it's possible that Star ends up being the last princess/queen because the kingdom falls or things change or something, and so the different tapestry represents that. Could be anything.
>>93545700
I sure hope so. Only one generation to go after that.
>>93545851
>>93546052
>yfw when they come back to life in the movie, but with green eyes.
>>93546052
>tfw you want a hekaballoon because it'd be cute
>tfw inflationists come in and ruin your wholesome desires
>>93545852
*That way
>>93545818
can anyone with a twatter account ask Brian or Giancarlo Volpe to confirm the order of the movie? Puddle Defender/King Ludo and Toffee should come last as they're the last to air separately, on July 21st but the other two have no clear order yet.
>>93546052
the worst Mewnipendence Day Parade ever
>>93546052
>tfw flashbacks to humping balloons as a kid
>>93546077
Return to Mewni/Moon the Undaunted (first title seems like the obvious choice for the season premiere)
Book Be Gone/Marco and the King
Puddle Defender/King Ludo
Toffee
not confirmed but I'm like 99% sure, given we know the last two already and Return to Mewni parallels Star Comes to Earth
>>93546069
>>93545852
>Toffee possesses Star into killing Moon
>>93546271
>Implying it won't be Toffee possessing Marco trying to kill Moon and Star catching "Marco" red handed
>>93546271
Not quite cruel enough.
The people Toffee possesses aren't aware of what's happening when he does it, see.
>>93546416
That's why he'd give Star control of her body back right after it happens and let her piece things together herself.
>>93546271
>>93546395
>implying it won't be Toffee possessing jackie trying to kill star and marco catching "jackie" red handed making him choose between star and jackie
>>93546416
says who???
Ludo is the only one who has been possessed and even if he was aware of what was going on, of course he would play dumb like that when the Magic High Commission came for him
>>93546271
I cannot WAIT for Toffee to get his own body back so everyone can start speculating on future plot points that aren't "Toffee possesses X"
even the crew must realize how cheap possession can be as a plot point since they're once again emphasizing the Toffee/Ludo split in all the promos we've seen
>>93546439
>impying jackie needs more reason to make school days look like a fucking joke
>>93546493
that's assuming he can go back at all
how about dead people staying dead for once, that would be the real twist
>>93546508
*implying fug
>>93546493
well, toffee kinda asked his body to be blow out, so is not that hard to see why people think of that, yeah pretty cheap but it's not like they can't impress us with some twist.
>>93546561
we've got 2 seasons left and that finger seems like an easy out for him getting a new body through a sample of his flesh
though if he was immortal then technically he was never dead to begin with. I think most expected destroying the wand to be Step 1 of a larger plan
>>93546603
I mean being immortal can mean a lot of things, I mean God is immortal but so are basic fantasy elves, they are just immortal in very different ways
and being called "the immortal monster" in a rather poetic tapestry description isn't something I am gonna take super literally
His finger is a massively interesting bit about him, why couldn't he grow it back, why did Moon sever it?
Destroying the wand is clearly part 1 in his plan, but that doesn't mean the plan is super convoluted. It could easily be part 2 create a pawn to help you wield Mewman magic against them, part 3 slaughter the Magic High Commission and the Butterfly Dynasty
>>93546706
don't know the specifics of how this works, but going by his regeneration being exceptional even among a species that regenerates and just the fact he survived the Whispering Spell at all, I do think he's functionally immortal even if not 100% literally
Darkest Spell just seems like a death spell that could counteract this immortality. he didn't die because it just hit his finger, he can't grow the finger back because of the spell's effects.. similarly he also can't regenerate from the finger, though since the spell seems to have kept it intact over the years I'm expecting some sort of procedure that will allow him to use it to reform a new body.
might be possible Moon stopped herself from killing him at the last moment, for some reason we don't know yet. could've originally been aimed at his heart or head or something.
but yeah, I don't know where his plan will go. just meant I think the people who seriously thought he died after being blown up were probably in the minority
>>93546798
oh yeah
I don't think anyone thought he was really dead, depending on how you mean dead and it seems likely that getting blown up was part of his plan
I just question if he actually plans to get his body back, or if he considered that an acceptable sacrifice to serve his greater goals
For a good while after "Into the Wand" I had been thinking that the Darkest Spell had vacuumed up Toffee's finger or something and had ALWAYS kept it in the wand, with it only becoming a problem now due to the cleaving.
But I think that Toffee dropping the finger into the broken, open wand before it blew up, (right before pic related,) is more likely what happened; that finger going in the wand is probably critical to his plan.
>>93546866
my impression is that he doesn't just want his body back, he literally will need it at some point because he can't remain in control of Ludo forever. it seems like he needs to constantly drain magic to keep up the possession.
the missing finger will be used for that once Ludo has accomplished whatever he needs him to do. I believe he specifically worked the finger into his plans, for the same reason as >>93546885
pretty much a savestate of his original body, allowing him to get completely obliterated, carry out part of his keikaku, and then come "back to life" completely and fulfill the rest
>>93546976
Yeah, plus he had to do SOMETHING to enable himself to possess half the wand; dropping a piece of himself into it may have been what did it.
>>93546976
>his keikaku includes killing himself and respawning at a later date
9/10 solid
>>93547040
that's also how I see it.
when every other part of his body was destroyed, whatever force that controls his immortality then interpreted the wand as his body instead since it contained the one part of him that stayed intact
>>93547040
or you know, maybe he can control Ludo's half of the wand because the majority of Ludo's wand was literally Toffee's skeletal hand
>>93546493
silly anon...
people dont want it becuase they think it would make a good plot, they want it somasturbate to itDaron i hope you're reading this
>>93547106
the crystal is already shown glowing green at the end of Storm the Castle (in the same way it does just before Ludo gets possessed), before Toffee's arm has even connected to it.
Toffee can regenerate Ludo's own flesh around the wand; if he'd been inside the crystal he could just as easily have done the same with one of his bones when they eventually connected. or even a similar repair function as Star's wand got happened to the crystal and the materials surrounding it, and he regenerated the hand from there.
>>93545837
>S4 kicks off with Eclipsa possessing Star a la Mecha Sally in fulfillment of the contract
>the season consists of Marco fighting his best friend to save her and stop Eclipsa from using Star's magical potential to turn her into an arcane superweapon
>>93547106
But why would his skeletal hand form into a wand? Why would it be HIS hand and not Big Chicken's foot or something?
I suspect it wasn't an accident or a seized random opportunity (like his bones just happening to end up near the crystal, for example.) I think putting his finger into Star'swandgave him the metaphysical connection to it that enabled him to do everything he did in Season 2.
Wasn't there a brand new thread created 12 hours ago? Did it already get deleted?
>>93547529
Yeah but it was kind of a good thing because it was devolving into shitposting and not the fun kind
>>93545700
The anon from last thread (or the one before it) had a point. Put the name in the title or people will miss the thread.
>>93547575
yeah
also makes it easier for the nazi mods to notice us
they don't like people talking about cartoons that they don't like
>>93545700
sauce on this cuteness?
>>93547593It's on pixiv, Install Saucenao
ECLISA IS THE WHORE OF MEWNILON
MOON IS THE WHORE OF MY DICK
STAR IS JUST A PLAIN WHORE
>>93545818
SOON
>>93545818
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOO
we'll probably see the descriptions for the individual Battle for Mewni episodes on scheduling sites etc. before the entire movie actually airs, since they'll be airing the week immediately following 7/15
at this rate we'll be able to piece together the general plot structure of the thing before we've seen it for real
>The story is so heavy that my blood vessels tear up
Even the elevens are hyped.
>>93545818
>more suffering
THANK YOU SUFFERING GODS
>>93548279
>yfw they repeat this in the days going into season 4 as well
My body is ready.
Posting what I got so far for the request anon. All this hype has got me excited
>yfw Star has to kill jackie who is possessed by toffee right before marco's eyes
>mewni royalty passes through the mother's side
>jewishlineage passes through the mother's side
Anyone else notice that Star performs her strongest magic when her friends are threatened?
I honestly think she'll defeat toffee after marco or her mum are threatened
>>93548321
>River's scepter has the Islamic star and crescent
>>93548327
>Anyone else notice that Star performs her strongest magic when her friends are threatened?
It helps her dip down. She probably dipped down where she shot that mega spell at the magic case Marco was stuck in that actually managed to momentarily break it.
>>93545818
After the whole fucking rollercoaster ride from "Bon Bon" to this shit I don't even know how they can keep building the stakes much higher.
Assuming Seasons 3 and 4 are as long as Season 2, we're only around 40% done.
Just how much more suffering can Star take?
What does she have left to lose?
>>93548416
her mom
her entire wand
her kingdom
her fingers
>>93545818
>Elegant lizard man in a business suit
>Only had a few episodes
>Manages to hype me up to these levels
God damn, I can't wait to see him do some damage.
>>93548428
don't forget hervirginity
>>93548428her Marco
>>93548458
Tom already took it.
>>93548488
Yeah, Star is pretty much a slut and Marco is gonna get sloppy seconds when they get together.
>>93548459
p sure that already happened
>>93548494
I think your confusing a tease and a slut
Star's a tease, but she has been saving herself for marriage like a good royal
>>93548523
Nice try, slut.
>>93548507
Nah, she didn't lose Marcoyet.
>>93546105
>>93548156
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCProgram.do?sId=EP02031224&t=Star+vs.+the+Forces+of+Evil&method=getEpisodesForShow
According to this, the order should be
>Book Be Gone / Marco and the King
>Puddle Defender / King Ludo
>Return to Mewni / Moon the Undaunted
>Toffee
Which sounds right. Based on that and the promos, which have shown a lot of shit, we already have a pretty clear general outline.
>>93548540
You would think "Return to Mewni" would be the first one, unless Star and Moon aren't actually on Mewni. "Marco and the King" would mean that Marco goes to Mewni fairly early.Unless the King is Ludo and Ludo goes to EarthMaybe he goes to Mewni and comes back to Earth, and then to Mewni again when shit get poppin'?
>>93548577
"Return to Mewni" could refer to the Kingdom of Mewni, and in the earlier episodes Star and Moon will be out in the wilder lands or hiding elsewhere on in the world of Mewni.
>>93548577
Mewni seems to refer to both the kingdom and the dimension
so while it could refer to Marco returning to Mewni, it might also refer to Star and Moon returning to the kingdom from whatever temple they are hiding out in
>>93548494
>>93548523
>Star is pretty much a slut
>Star's a tease
Star is a very naughty girl who probably figured out her wand's "massage" function the first night she had it, but she doesn't act flirty at all with anyone but Marco (even when they were "just friends").
She only spoke to Oskar a total of like three times before "Starcrushed" and it took pressure from her entire circle of friends for her to even give him a real shot, and she was really just doing it to bury her feelings for Marco.
Not counting when she was literally in heat during "Mewberty," she's never really made a move on anyone.
>>93548540
>yfw the hoodie Star wears in the new trailers/Battle of Mewni is the one Marco was searching for in Into the Wand.
>>93548577
>>93548604
What if return to Mewni is about the monster uprising?
>>93548577
I assume "Return to Mewni" is referring to Star and Moon returning to the Kingdom after Ludo invades and imprisons everyone.
Just working on the basic idea of narrative structure, that seems like the order things have to be in.
"Book Be Gone" is most likely the setup episode, with its less specific title compared to all the other very specific titles. The summary of the movie says something about "magic disappearing throughout the kingdom" which more likely actually is talking about Ludo/Toffee draining the Magic High Commission and the Book of Spells. Ludo wakes up with newfound power, Star and Moon set off to res the MHC at the temple, and we see Star spying on Marco being sad before/early into this quest.
"Marco and the King" obviously deals with Marco returning to Mewni and River celebrating this. Star and Moon must have already left. This must happen before shit really hits the fan, both for reasons of tone with that party scene and because we know they get locked up later after Ludo invades.
"Puddle Defender" involves Star and Moon meeting Buff Frog while they journey through the Forest of Certain Death.
"King Ludo" returns to Marco's plotline as Ludo invades while Star and Moon are gone.
"Return to Mewni" presumably involves Star and Moon returning from the temple to face Toffee.
"Moon the Undaunted" and "Toffee" both sound like extremely plot-heavy episodes and will most likely detail the fight between Star & Moon and Ludo/Toffee, with heavy flashbacks between scenes.
"Moon the Undaunted" might even be just one big flashback episode, and "Toffee" is obviously the half-hour conclusion.
>>93548523
But she's a bad royal
>>93545973
I want more MoonSexSlaveAU of her at Toffee's side.
>>93548716
Can't blame her for doing what's in her nature.
>>93548737
This but only if it's a two-for-one deal
>>93548749
MonStar as a rape baby would probably be more evil, following her daddy's demands, and the series would be more like Invader Zim than Star VS.
>>93548307
>"Because you killed Jackie"
>>93548179
>Even the elevens are hyped.
Any good comments
>>93548749
>>93548768
>>93548737
You got the wrong board, bros. >>>/trash/
>>93548321
god fucking damnit
>someone dies during the course of season 3
>they still play the happy OP as if nothing bad has happened.
>>93548321
Are Mewman boys traditionally circumcised?
>>93548853
do Mewman boys even have a human penis?
>>93548872
what ifbug penis?
>>93548807
>not wanting Toffee to grip your head in his powerful silverskinned claws, his twin snake-like member glistening in heady slime, giving off waves of heat that barely brush your face inches away, as he looks down from above his slick serpentine chest bulging with power, a fanged mocking smirk and glinting yellow eyes, aas he asks 'Who is your King, little one?'
>>93548943
>giving off waves of heat that barely brush your face inches away,
IS HE FUCKING FARTING WIHT HIS PENIS?
>>93548943
>>93548798
>Star vs Marco is 3 minutes of uninterupted, wordless, well choreographed hand to hand combat, with a flashback to them sparring sometime around S1 worked in.
I want to die, because I know this will never happen.
>>93546081
Dobson's on standby as we speak.
>>93548954
No it's pulsing with heatp-penises can do that right?
I unironically want the audio from that "take my happy balloon, i'm depressed" video to be slapped on moments with MHC balloons when the movie airs.
>>93549046No anon, they can't. Plus to produce a heatwave effect the pingy would have to be over 100 celcius or, blowing air.
This is the face of a school shooter
>>93549102
Isn't that the guy who shipped himself with Blossom from Powerpuff girls???
>>93549102
This is the face of a school smasher.
>>93549126
This is the face of a school punching bag
>>93549124
>Alphonso liked Blossom
>Ferguson liked Bubbles
>Marco liked Buttercup
>>93549092
O-oh... okay... ._.
>>93545818
>We havent seen a single scene from the 30 minute Toffee segment
There is going to be more killing.
>>93549133
this is the face of a School bicycle
>>93549189
The face of a desperate cuck
>>93549208
This is the face of that cuck's mother
>>93549236
Here's that cuck's mother's former lover
>>93549255
Here's that former lover's current occupation
Where can I read the comics tho that shit is golden
>>93549305
Buy going to your local or online book seller and purchasing it for full retail price. You do want to keep Star alive by pumping money into her franchise, don't you? She can't live without your help anon.
>>93549324
Yeah but I didn't know it was in actual comic book form
Half of me was expecting it to be like an official webcomic lmao like mighty magiswords
>>93549324
I want to pump my life juices into her.
>>93549370
She wants your life juices in her too
>>93548954
No, it's his hotrod
New Heeka episode when? Do you guys think Marco will turn back into adult Marco if he ever visits Heeka's dimension again?
>>93549512
I hope not. That means in a few years if he ever returns to her dimension he'll take two steps and die of old age there.
>>93549548
But he didn't live on that dimension's timeline, time only affects your if you're there.Also it's kinda funny how they'll have to explain why Nacho is alive/dead. Either way it's going to be annoying.
>>93549512
she has become second best girl really quick to be ignored, and for marco, i think i would be wrong to be ''magically'' back to his 30y old body, he forgot his password when he became 14 again and maybe it can affect him somehow againand i dislike when they play with timelines, shit become so confusing, hek dimension already makes no sense
>>93545700
...any guest animator episodes coming?
>>93549634
Eh, show isn't really structured that way. Maybe but maybe not, most would be one episode.
>>93549614
>she has become second best girl really quick to be ignored
True that. If we don't get at least one episode with her as the focus I'm going to be very upset
Do you think Moon went wild during Mewberty, too?
>>93549882
She went way crazier than Star
>>93549882WOOHOO
>>93548416
>Giacarlo Volpe sounds familiar
>look him up
HOLY SHIT THE GENIUS BEHIND GLTAS IS IN STAR VS??
>>93549941
>>not calling for the shota to satisfy her urges
>>93548279
I mean they have a formula that works.
Star Suffering = More Views
>>93548299
>aww, what a cute Moon, what is sh-LEWD
>>93549092
>>93549046
I can confirm from past experience, that depending on temperature around, the penis can definitely radiate heat at least a couple inches away.
>>93545700
Shame, the steps we must go through here on /co/ to have a legitimate thread without Scruffy being a bitch and deleting them.
>>93550562
Why do I enjoy it so much? This isn't what I started watching the show for.
Just binge watched the Quest Buy episode in season 2. Marco says his favorite color is Plum and then Prussian Blue, while it's been established multiple times that it's actually red, including the episode directly before it, where he literally cannot lie. How can you put up with this garbage lol.
>>93550766
I buy most my accessories in boring black by my favorite color is blue. Also Star established your favorite color can change. Wallet probably should've been red for consistency but it wasn't that strange.
>>93550766
>previous episode blatantly establishes people's feelings change
>there are people who are literally too dumb for Star vs. the Forces of Evil
>>93548798
loli power is a scary thing
>>93549046
Penises can radiate heat if they're hot enough.
>>93550815
I'm going to miss Naruto. At some point all the newfags will be too young for it and nobody is going to fucking bother to read the 1000+ chapters and episodes to truly appreciate how shit it is. It's just so easy to bring up Naruto when discussing anime as an example of how not to do something.
>>93550833
Still the best anime opening t b h
https://youtu.be/F5dZfuQXOiw
>>93549882
>Moon will never straddle you while hungrily looking at your cock
why even live senpai
What did the animators mean by this?
>>93550581
>depending on temperature around
Thanks for your input, Russia
>>93550858
>that sword password
Not going to lie that's cool as fuck
>>93550858
>password is penis in the vagoo
hmmm
>>93550833
Yep. It'll go the way on Inuyasha eventually.
>>93550501
Why does this appeal to me on a primal level? Cuddling usually doesn't do this to me.
>>93550933
>this appeals to me on a primal level
>Cuddling usually doesn't do this to me.
What? How did your ancestors keep warm and establish connections with other people then? Cuddling with someone you love is the greatest feeling in the world.
>>93550933
Because you've never had a milf goddess teach you the sexual arts and guide you through your journey of self-discovery. Plus, hours of cuddling while you recover is the best senpai
>>93550986
I mean usually I just think it's cute/adorable e.g. with your pic, but with >>93550501 I feel this urge to be in that position. It just looks really warm/comforting.Maybe it's mommy issues.
>>93550986
Have you ever been hugged by someone without expecting it? Not because they wanted something from you, or felt obligated to do so, or out of pity, but out of pure love and affection ecasue of how much they care about you? It's one of the greatest feelings you can ever experience and comes from the true essence of compassion.
>>93545700
yeah but each of those magic fucker killed like a thousand of monsters.
Literally nothing will happen all season except some shipping wars, and Toffee will be defeated by Hillary Dog
>>93551462
>Literally nothing will happen all season except some shipping wars, and Toffee will be defeated by Hillary Dog
Sounds good
>>93550858
>1H4T3J4NN4
I see what Marco did there
I don't watch this show much, but does this mean more suffering?Because that sounds nice.
>>93550607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXYMBEW3D9s
>>93551105
>tfw your best friend's mum will never whisk you away to her country and tenderly dominate you until you become addicted to her body
Gimme the cock
>>93549149
We saw 2 seconds
sure looks like killing will happen
>>93550607
Because Suffering is pretty rare in American cartoons in general. Even rarer with females, which even anime is rare to have suffering for a main heroine. It's just a nice change of pace. Also place your bets on what kind of suffering meant>>93545818 pick any, or combinations.
>Star joins Eclipsa
>Moon Dies
>MHC joins Toffee
>Star vs Marco fight
>Janna sacrifice
>Star loses Marco to another girl.
I'm going for all the above.
>>93551591
>>93551633
Also Star being half Dark/Evil
>>93551591
>>93551633
>inb4
https://files.catbox.moe/49vp5k.webm
but withGlossaryck/Book of Spells
>>93550862
It was only around 73 degrees, though.
>>93551591
Okay.
>>93545700
Why was the last thread deleted?
>>93552272
Our friend
I hate how people keep bitching about whether or not the title is in the OP, it's 100% dependent on whether a particular person is working or not. The thread went down at midnight exactly, so it's pretty clear he's just waiting for his shift to start and deletes threads for a few minutes before giving up and letting a shitpost by him.
>>93551853
What would even happen if Glossaryck died?
>>93552114
What!?!?!
WTF!?!?!??!!?!?!?
>>93549133
Does anyone else feel legitimately sad that her recurring gag is getting grievously injured while off-screen? Like, what if that carries over to her future, where she tries to remain hopefully optimistic despite having a miscarriage, then getting breast cancer and having to have a mastectomy, and then she starts developing blindness, but thanks to her many scars and flat, barren body she hasn't found a caring husband to support her, and her parents die in a car accident while she was driving them, so now she has no one to take care of her and she ends up a ward of the state, where her reputation of getting injuries becomes well-known and she becomes a habitual rape victim because none of the doctors can tell whether the extensive trauma was caused by her accident-prone nature, or by a refugee(s) having his/their way with her, and even if she did try to say she was raped her blindness makes her unable to identify who it was, and since she has nowhere to go she's permanently stuck in a caring facility where she finds her armpits licked and her anus stretched on a daily basis against her consent until she finally dies from slitting her own wrists and committing suicide, but instead of anyone feeling sad that she killed herself, everyone just lets out a small chuckle as they shake their heads and mutter to themselves, "Oh, typical Sabrina, always finding a new way to hurt herself!" thinking that it was an accident, and the pain and agony she endured her entire life goes completely unknown by the rest of the world, so she dies in suffering and in vain, having never truly gotten to experience life despite being on the cusp of womanhood.
>>93552544
>All that text
>Literal who characters in the pic
TL;DR
I love Star too
>>93552536
Hello, welcome to Not-svfeg. enjoy your stay
>>93552544
https://twitter.com/fieke_66/status/880794781831528448
drug trips are bad, m'kay
>>93550028
Not anymore. He was directing most of Season 2 but left after they started Season 3. He was still there for the Battle for Mewni episodes, though.
>>93552286
So he'd rather /co/ just be full of /tv/ bitching about the DCEU movies and MCU movies, instead of cartoons.
>>93552727
Being Sabrina is suffering
She has a hard life
>>93552744
Yet, the dirty hobo who burns shit and tries to enslave Americans is alright.
>>93551496
I never noticed that
>>93552903
I'd let Mina crash on my couch
>>93552947
I imagine Mina would be the kind of person who eats other people's takeout leftovers
>>93552272
Autistic janitor dislikes the show
>>93552967
I want to give her a bath and brush her teeth so she can be clean and happy
>>93553216
She still won't sleep with you if you do that, nerd.
>>93553228
>implying I expect sex as payment
How dare you insult my honor, sir? I'll have you know I have a bachelor's degree in respecting women!if I wanted to rape her I'd just drug her, but Mina's had a hard life and I want to help
>>93545700
Why do I want to see cute frilly princesses get mindbroken by thicc cocks?
Anyone know the artist? And/or whoever created the edits for it.
Nobody gets nice things until they're found.
>>93553577
I'm starting to like Jackie more and more
Is it because of all the unfair verbal abuse shes getting on a chinese cartoon depository?
>>93551633
>Janna sacrifice
I haven't heard anybody make this prediction yet
>>93550933
oedipus complex
>>93553453
The more beautiful and pure something is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
>>93553612
That's because Janna is a selfish scoundrel who would never stick her neck out for anything or anyone.
I hope I can catch up before the movie! Just started Season 2. This show is so cute! I wish it had a bigger fanbase because it really deserves the world.
>>93553767
>just started Season 2
you haven't seen shit yet
>>93553723
>implying this ligger is pure
she was asking for it senpai, she's a slut right down to her filthy womb
>>93553767
Get out of this thread and watch S2 before you're spoiled any further.
>>93552967
She eats your cold pizza without permission, the worst crime of all.
>>93553946
>>93553855
I-Is it seriously that intense? It seems like such a fun loving cute show it gets dark???
>>93552967
You just gotta stick laxatives in some of them
>>93554070
don't worry about the cuteness, the show never stop being cute, the rest tho.
Finished a small dress-up game, starring Jackie:
bit[replacewithdot]ly[replacewithslash]2suUOq0
11 different items, 5 equip slots, 4 outfits.
Hope you enjoy!
http://moringmark.tumblr.com/post/162435511668
>>93553767
Heads up, I highly reccomend leaving this thread until you complete season 2. People post a lot of spoilers here and it would be a shame if you found out what happened during the season 2 finale.
on the other note, I think we're pretty decently sized for a fanbase. not too small to be unnoticed and not to big to be cancer
>>93554070
"Dark" isn't really it - "painful" maybe...
>>93554070
You'd think getting raped once would be enough but it really doesn't ever fucking stop. Poor Star, the amputations just make the rape scenes that much less hot too.
>>93554070
hahaha
AHAHAHA
Seriously just keep watching, you're gonna get spoiled to shit.
>>93545700
can you guys at least put the word star or vs somewhere in there?
I always catch up here already halfway through
>>93554294
>last thread had Star Vs in the title
>last thread got deleted
No
>>93553767
>>93554070
If you DO stick around, tell us what you think of the episodes as you get through them.
There are a few in particular that I'd very much like to know how they hit you.
>>93554313
I thought it was this weird post
>>93554335
>>93554313
That's not why they keep getting deleted. Our friend up above doesn't work during the mornings or afternoons, our threads can be titled then. The only reason we can't have titled threads at night is because he's a fucking autist.
>>93554335
>>93554335
DELET
>>93554335
we are all better for your banning
>>93554217
Let me just download this virus real quick.
>>93554335
wew lad
>>93554335
I approve of this image, and have gotten aroused.
>>93554217
Can I remove all her clothes?
t b h season 1 Toffee worst Toffee
if they keep up the general "warrior" physique/proportions in his future episodes we'll all be better off
>>93554356
>>93554362
>>93554374
>>93554375
>>93554409
>Being offended
>Implying you wouldn't buy amputee Star to be your personal sex slave
Boo
So...
This is what Janna sees
>>93554490
I would by her and treat her lovingly and make sure she isn't abused by other anons
>>93554335
Why can't more people just make normal, wholesome porn?
>>93554438Yes.
>>93554490
offended and disgusted are two very different things
and no, I want a whole slave, not a semi-sentient fleshlight
>>93554217
Welp, I'm going to guess 2/60 by some no-name AVs are just false positives
https://virustotal.com/en/file/ffe95812c7f10b6dbefe441348043125d9451a46e6b1e7f9696f4446f27d5213/analysis/
>>93554490
That's dumb. Why would I waste money on damaged goods?
>>93554533
Well then download it and upload screenshots of her in(and out of) all the clothes
>>93554335
Who is the artist? It looks like the same person behind
http://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/co/image/1497/80/1497804373582.jpg
http://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/co/image/1497/80/1497805949965.jpg
>>93545893
>we get to watch Toffee kill Moon's mother
God I am so hyped
>>93554518
>finally penetration in BF
>still can't masturbate to it
>>93554532
>>93554545
You need to remove at least everything beyond the elbows and knees to make sure she doesn't escape or harm herself
Learn to sex slave you plebs
>>93554556
Here's the originals: https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=63113564
>>93554490
>removing limbs instead of adding them
>>93554490This is the kind of things that get threads deleted bro
>>93554490
>wanting to cut off limbs off a person
>>93554620
The artist for the amputee picture is Hatebit
>>93554642
nah, you just use restraints until they are effectively brainwashed
its like you don't know anything about slavery, the key to making it work is getting the slave to believe they are a slave
>>93554490
How is she supposed to rape me if she can't hold me down or leg lock me?
If anything she should be cutting off MY arms and legs.
>>93554697
>not wanting a compact waifu for easy access to all holes
>>93554642
That would only turn her into a coffee table
>>93554707
thanks senpai
>>93554641
I was like you once.
Not anymore.
>>93554719
This actually brings up an important point.
If you cut off Star's arm, would her Mewberty form have three stump arms or two regular arms and a stump arm?
look at this
>>93554747
She could still be a cute coffee table
>>93554660
>>93554719
this, she needs more limbs
>>93554805
>not tablestar
I'm disappointed
>>93554747
Which makes her useful for something beyond sex
And she's better than a regular coffee table, since if you spill some scalding coffee on her the skin will grow back in a few days instead of the varnish getting ruined
what if star had her legs and arms amputated so she held her breathe and focused really hard and they all popped back out with purple goo like piccolo and said "what now FAGGOT"
>>93554805
I want to fug this table
>>93554206
Notice, the look of disgust.
>>93554788
Going by what we see with Moon, the four extra arms and wings just retract into her back somehow.
Mewmans must have some really interesting anatomy, or those extra parts are made of magic.
Either way, they're separate limbs.
>>93554805
I bet that slut doesn't even use coasters
>>93554915
>not wanting to leave red circular burns all over your waifu
>>93554805
Would play Catan on
>>93554906
I mean do all Mewmans have this or is this just a royal bloodline thing like the cheek marks?
i dont like this
>>93554974
Seems like it would be all, but the royals get the worst freakout; like normal girls get maybe a new set of arms and super strength while the royals go through the full butterfly.
>>93554982
that bulge
>>93554974
I'm willing to bet that only the Butterfly lineage is able to preform such things. I guess the commonfolk just have basic mewman feats.
>>93554805
>>93554803
That's cute anon
>>93555033
She's starting to show why you always use protection.
>>93554450
Buff toffee worst toffee
>>93554906
probably somehow magic too in that Moon's extra arms were also shown with her gloves and armor
>>93554974
Star just says "girls on Mewni," which suggests it happens to all Mewmans. But she's clearly not well informed. They do have books about it in-universe, which would be kind of weird if it was something that only happened to a handful of people.
Given that Mewberty is basically magical puberty, it's probably especially intense for Butterflys either way.
Even if all Mewman girls go through it, they might not all have the magical ability or training to assume the form at will as adults.
>>93555053
thank,s i found it online
>>93554803
is she thicc or flat?
>>93548467
>implying that Tom ever scored
Why do you think he's always so angry?
>>93554805
>we can expect more of this
>>93555106
I mean it makes more sense for them to write a book for maybe a dozen nobles rather than writing a book for millions of illiterate peasants
>>93554915
She does, on her stumps.
>>93555173
Like coffe table star porn?
>>93555173
Star is 100% into bondage, right?
>>93555272
>implying the ship isn't even hotter now
>>93555072
Buff Toffee is the entire package
non-buff Toffee is a twig
>>93550848
That's not Stand Proud
>>93555303
Pretty sure even lawyer Toffee was supposed to be /fit/
>>93555220
Like >weird stuff
>>93555372
>RiR
What did the headstone mean by this?
>>93555372
what about
>wild stuff
>>93555262
>smushing the bug
why am I suddenly erect?
>>93555272
>Moon's mum was from the south and hated miscegenation
There, ship revived.
>>93555408
I want the bug to smush me
>>93555362
he definitely was buff in Storm the Castle but in the previous episodes they seemed inconsistent with it. haven't exactly kept track but it seems like they might have decided on it after a few appearances, since apparently Mewnipendence Day/Storm the Castle changed a lot from the original outlines
in general though the like 2 shots we've seen of past Toffee seem sort of more realistically proportioned than before
How can Mina do magic if she's not a Butterfly?
>>93555624
It's not magic; she just has One for All.
>>93555624
she tries her best and always give 110%
>>93555272
Her lover killed her mother.
>>93555262
Yes.
>>93554805
>posting the incomplete version
>>93554982
I could also go for some brain-drained Star
>>93554294
>>93554313
that's no why there getting deleted.
The faggot janitors shift starts at around midnight, and he deletes them regardless of if they have the words "star vs" in there or not.
Post AUsthat involve your fetish
>>93556042
I want more of this, but more detailed, and with a coffee mug on top of her
>>93556042
>brain drained
you mean like
https://hitomi.la/galleries/821911.html
https://hitomi.la/galleries/721002.html
https://hitomi.la/galleries/863704.html
https://hitomi.la/galleries/975482.html
>>93556167
Classic gender swap where everything is the same. Even the episode here they sexually harassed marco.
>>93556167
Same universe except I replace Marco and every other character besides Star is my father
>>93556042
I want to be the rug she pees on
>>93556219
no like from we're back:a dinosaur story and it turns star into a ferocious beast star
Will Star get a happy ending with Marco?
>>93554982Note to self: Don't have drawing program crash halfway though next time.
>>93556167
the obvious one
>>93556249
woops, alpha version here
>>93556249
WELPyou fugged up the transparent background tho
>>93556219
Yeah sort of, just Star but unintelligent and probably submissive
>>93556242
But feral tard Star/dom Star could also work, I wish I had that one greentext about Jackie becoming retarded as an example
>>93556246
no pure suffering
>>93556249
>>93556267
>t. The Doll Maker
guys
>>93556267
She needs pirate stumps on every limbOr onaholes
>>93556267
>Toffee had the high ground
I guess it's up to the non-retarded deuteragonist now
>>93556246
She'll probably be hokage by the end of the series.
>>93556167
All female characters are twice as fat as normal
>>93556167
females are strong and masculine, males are weak and feminine
>>93556167
The AU where Star has an 18+ sister I can legally enjoy sexual encounters with...And help me do my taxes and stuff
>>93556306
Tell us about your day.
reminder
>>93556167
star butterfly has a penis
>>93556626
>tfw riverposter on break
>>93555463
Who else /starfeets/ here?
>>93556652
AHEM, no sir. THIS is the reminder. Easy mistake to make.
>>93556663
Nope! I'm working on it, don't worry. Finally have some time to write this weekend.
>>93556652
Where is Jannie x Star?
>>93556267
I love it, it's super adorable!
>>93556703
What about this?
>>93556703
my body is ready
>>93556793
>tableposting
>skyposting
are we really regressing this much?
>>93556246
Of course. Anybody who says otherwise is just being a contrarian.
>>93556861
just imagine if it had been a 9 month hiatus like happened between the first season and the second
>>93556861
>we
Seems like one guy honestly
>>93556861
Yeah, because the Jackie shitposting threads were so much better
>>93556886
>what is /mlp/'s year and a half haitus
>>93556861
>he hates AUs
>>93556931
point is, the fanbase can go pretty fucking crazy with new content
no matter what the show is
>>93556937
don't pretend like those are actual AUs
Monstar is at least an interesting idea
Sky and tables are just pure autism
>>93556937
I hate the term AU
>>93556961
Every time I see it I'm reminded by those Moonbase Alpha videos
>>93556861
You know the funny part is we've been gravitating towards ryona/amputee since then.
>>93556958
>AU gatekeeping
If you want to be autistic about it, go to tumblr.
When people post AU/OC/whateverthefuckyouwanttocallit here, it's almost always either for jokes/memes and/or fetishes/shipping.
Wait so is this show actually good? I didn't like the first ep so I never watched it.
>>93557039
this show is amazing
problem is that it doesn't start off super strong, I think many people have a similar reaction to the first few episodes
>>93557039
The first episodes are the weakest.
Show gets better mid-season 1, and then much, much better season 2.
It's actually good.
>>93556937
Well seeing as pretty much all the AUs are "let's take this setting and characters and make them less interesting"...
>>93557039
There's some good episodes, and the plot they build up later is alright, I think. Star kinda stops acting like that for the most part and season 2 learned from most of the mistakes season 1 had. Especially this guy. I love what they do with this guy.
>>93557039
I think it generally went something like with people as it went on
>Star VS started and chunk of first season
"Meh its okay I guess"
>Lore starts happening along with Blood Moon Ball
"Okay now things are getting a bit interesting"
>End of Season 1
"Woah fuck okay"
>Season 2 starts
"Starting season off pretty good this time"
>More lore and mid season finale
>Shits happening!
>End of season 2
"GIVE US MORE!"
>Season 3 starting with huge "movie"
"FUCK YES!"
>>93556861
>Hey Anon! It's me! TableSky! TableStar's obviously older aged sister made of hardwood aged at least 18+ years! Wanna give me a new coat of polish?
>>93557150
>TableSky
>not MonTableSkylar
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, USAGI TSUKINO!!"Usagi has a birthday on June 30th (today)
>>93557181
YES
>>93557132
>>93557103
>>93557069
>>93557067
oh shit
i have something to look forward to when i get back from the store in an hour
see you all later tonight
>>93557039
>I didn't like the first ep
Neither did 70% of the people into it today (Including me)
>>93557243
I loved the whole show pretty much, even the shittier episodes. But I'm a complete Star-fag who's smitten with her, so its probably different for me. I was always aesthetically attracted to her, even when I didn't watch the show yet, but I had no idea she'd make me realize just how much a girl like her is pretty close to my ideal.
I sorta got cringed out during the second episode, ponyhead started out as horribly obnoxious, but I've grown to like almost all the characters now.
>>93557358
Rewatching the shitty stretch of episodes right after the start of Season 2, it becomes really apparent how much Star and Marco being cute carries the show through its weaker moments.
It was true in Season 1 too but it wasn't as obvious since the show didn't have as much going for it before.
what if raw sugar was coming out of star's body and she seemed really worried
>>93557232
Don't lurk for too long because you'll get spoiled rotten, but feel free to drop in with your reactions after some weird/wild shit goes down.
>Still no AngiexMarco art
a boy's best friend is his mother
enough cucking
>>93557600is that you sketchtoy anon?
>>93556958
I thought Sky was just a way to shit on all the moralfags/tumblr dwellers we picked up
>"Y-you can't ship Star and anon or waifu her! She's only 14!"
>"here's a character that looks very similar but is totally 18 and totally isn't Star"
But in the end it shouldn't even matter, because she's fictional.
>>93557600
THE LIGGER UPRISING BEGINS
>Moon, Star an Marco are in real danger!
>Bwaaaahh
>I'm serious, Toffee is unpredictable.
>Bwaaaahh
>Moon...
>Bwa...
>pls
>aaahh!
>>93557642
How did you recognize?
>>93557181
That is a face I'd cover in cum.
>>93556906
Yes. Because we're still at least talking about the show.
>>93545818
I look forward to toffee pushing moon off a cliff
>>93557685you have a distinctive art style
>>93557651
Sky was just a meme that got out of control.
>>93557700
It's wild speculation motivated by people's fantasy headcanons, as is most discussion about ships. In general shipfagging and AUfaggotry should go.
Someone is going to die
>>93557773
Janna
>>93557651
Nah, just some memes that coincided together.
>>93557783
No, moon dies. Shoving her into a fridge will make star more powerful.
>>93557734
fuck
>>93557651
It is. Well that, and the design itself is a joke about how some tumblrite tried to reskin Star and call it a sister, so it also pokes fun at reskins in that Sky is a poorly-disguised Star trying to act like her own older sister.
Some people just don't like OC/AUposting.
So, do you guys think Daron will go to Amsterdam without her husband?
Asking for a friend.
>>93557847
You're not going to get to fuck her
Why isn't Janna in the trailer?
>>93557861
Because fuck janna. She and jackie are out of the show.
New official poster.
https://twitter.com/nicocolaleo/status/880919693027966976Look closely at the wand.
>>93557861
because it's The Battle for Mewni, not The Boring Uneventful Shit That Happened on Earth
>>93557859
I wouldn't think of it. What an odd idea. I was just wondering if their budged allowed two tickets.
>>93557894Cleaving again, i guess
>>93557901
Janna can be fun and entertaining.
>>93557894
>no cape for Marco
Dropped
>>93557894
>Look closely at the wand.
I have no idea what are you talking about.
>>93556626
>tfw Star will never have an older sister
>Her older sister will never get annoyed trying to teach Star proper magic before accepting her little sister's way of conjuring spells
>Star will never be comforted by her after cucking herself
It's like another layer of comfy that will never be
>>93557894
Wand's wings look butterfly-ish
Jackie is going to die
>>93552114
Stoned River is always the best.
>>93557919
She's actually one of my favorite characters.
It's just this is obviously going to be mostly off Earth and probably most non-Mewni characters won't really be in it.
>>93557974
Jackie and Janna team up and take over the show
>>93557974
Thats really sad
>>93557961
If Star had an older sister she wouldn't even have the wand and the show wouldn't be about her.
An older brother could actually work since he wouldn't be in line to inherit but that wouldn't appeal to waifu/yurifags
>>93557894
is this a recleaved wand?
>>93557894
>Janna is not there
HAHAHAHAHA Janafags btfo
>>93557894
I just realized Tom wears gay cowgirl boots. What the hell?
>>93557894
For those who don't see it, the wand has a new design, it seems. At the very least, the charger on the bottom is now diamond-shaped (like it was for Moon) and not heart-shaped (like it was for both of Star's designs.) And the whole thing might be pinker.
It's not just a reuse of the pilot design that somehow made it where it shouldn't be; that one looks like this.
>>93558092
S-she is still important...
>>93558120
HAHAHA! NOT IMPORTANT! YOU LOSE!
>>93557894
i'm glad we still might be following in the mahou shoujo tradition of a different wand design each season
it seems that based off Moon's the wand typically stays in one shape permanently, and the only reason Star's changes at all is it keeps getting broken/uncleaved/etc. over and over
>>93558132
Ohh maaan geeez...
>>93557859
So, she is going alone?
>>93558120
>>93558132
Janna's importance isn't to the Mewni plot, but to the fact that she's going to win the Marcobowl
>>93558120
you did dragged Kelly down too, though
>tfw she'll be dragging out more characters each poster until Marco is left all alone for herself
>>93558175
>This is what jannafags actually think
Marco would rather have janna die, he would rather date ponyhead than have janna live. Jarco is more likely to happen than janco.
I don't care who Marco gets withThough I'm slightly rooting for Jarco, but I'm happy with any other result. Because Starcofags would produce the most salt. And I love how these threads always devolve into shipping wars.
Janna a cute
>>93558216
Starco faggots are so asshurt about jackie they're false flagging her.
>>93558175
This.
>You know who to call when you get a divorce
>Slaps his ass when he got out of the shower
>Constantly steal his clothes
>Knows all his personal information. Passwords, SSN, and has copies of his keys.
She's playing the long game. She's going to steal his heart right from under Star and Jackie.
>>93558192
>a character that's not even in the intro is more likely to win the Marcobowl
>STILL this delusional about the inminent age of Janna hanging over us
Anon stop, this can't be healty
>>93558192
>Marco would rather have janna die, he would rather date ponyhead than have janna live
It's almost like characters grow and develop. Weird
Why the shipwars? I already won
>>93558234
That's because the flat chest loving faggots are intimidated by a real woman.
>>93558119
But will her barelegs design make a comeback too?
>>93558305
I agree
Flat = shit
>>93558317
Janna is cute, but starfags are extra intimidated by jackie. They go to many great lengths to false flag her so /co/ will hate her.
>>93558334
Flat = best
>>93546885
The spell was probably supposed to suck him into the wand or something but didn't have a direct hit so only took his finger.
>>93558334
I wannna put my wood in that wood if u know what i mean
>>93558271
We have to discuss something...
>>93558368
What?
>>93558351
>Wanting a girl with a boy chest
Also we can see some more material in disney summer promo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW0T3OQrWt8
>>93558383
>wanting a girl
>>93558334
>>93557894
please watch this 30-minute video about breasts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcrxNBlqrbM
>>93558399
I forgot one of Star's spells was "raspberry panzerfaust"
Season 1 has all the problems people say it does but its dialogue could be kind of underrated
>>93558394
If you're into flatties just admit you like men.
>>93557651
We used to have some people who would enter the threads and spam posts saying we were all pedos. It's unclear whether it was tumblrites doing the spamming, it may have just been /pol/ as they've been known to leave their containment board. There were also people in the threads who would say they were looking for real-life Stars, which inevitably lead to risky discussion (and some legitimate accusations of being a pedo).
Sky was born from that, in >>93557789. It's more of a joke OC than anything (even the original poster of Sky edits admitted this), but it's evolved a bit since then as people contributed greentexts/pastebins. The negativity stems from Sky appearing during the low-point in a hiatus, which resulted in it dominating threads for a while along with Monstar and eventually tableposts due to lack of any new content.
People who wanted to discuss the show found this annoying, and naturally came to associate this with cancer in the sense that it would derail threads from what little canon conversation could be mustered. Really SvtFoE shouldn't be on /co/ during hiatus because with a lack of canon content, people will look to their imagination for new content, whether it's shipping fantasies, lore fantasies, or OC/AU fantasies. Non-canon posting is inevitable during a hiatus.
>>93558491
men ain't petite, man.
don't project your faggotry on others
>>93558528
I'm not into girls who look like boys you homo.
>>93558495
>. It's unclear whether it was tumblrites doing the spamming, it may have just been /pol/ as they've been known to leave their containment board.
Why the fuck would /pol/ give a flying shit what happens in /co/?
>>93557035
What are some fun setups for ryona/amputee? Which girls are best for it?
is she a stomach sleeper?
>>93558566
wtf
>>93558495
>re: pedos
Don't think it was necessarily tumblr or /pol/ doing that, just regular /co/ anons who really hated the show and the honestly shit threads that were made between seasons 1 and 2.
At the time Star Vs. had a much worse reputation here, generally not seen as a good show except among those who'd post in these kinds of threads anyway, and s smaller fanbase, and so "pedos" was kind of the hot thing to do in the threads I guess.
At least I mostly remember that being a thing in 2015 and like the first half of 2016. Maybe it's still a thing but I haven't really seen it anymore
>>93558587
reference the first second of the promo
>>93558389
>>93558216
This is the only correct answer. I don't dislike Starco, I just want Starcofags to be salty.
>>93558548
wonder if the D'iaz got jammed on her boot heel's gap while letting its leathery texture take the cummies out
>>93558495
>We used to have some people who would enter the threads and spam posts saying we were all pedos
It was probably tumblr or a reddit immigrant, /pol/ loves lolicon.
>>93558550
>triggered
/pol/ pls
>>93557894
>>93558119
>New-new wand looks like a revamp of the original one
Neat
Also if that's a permanent thing, I feel like this is the furthest-along spoiler we've gotten yet.
>>93558550
>Why the fuck would /pol/ give a flying shit what happens in /co/?
They've taken offense to a Mexican being romantically involved with someone who looks white, which may have put it on their radar.
Also /pol/ has been leaking for a while now, and while /pol/ harbor was cathartic, it didn't help long-term.
>>93558550
>>93558646
I regret to inform you that we're here to stay.
>>93558670
just try to be fun whenever you embarrass yourselves, ok?
>>93558334
Is this uncanny?
>>93558670
No matter what anyone tells you, /pol/ has always been funposting in the star vs threads for as long as they've been on /co/.
>>93552114
>Red googly eyes
It's the little things
>>93558646
/pol/ has been here for a while. I'm not sure how you could miss it, I've only seen a low amount of /pol/ during this haitus, but that's mostly because this one was swamped with Starfaggotry.
Let's be grateful that we don't have any actual pedos in here, like /tlhg/.
>>93554803
>Heresy?
I feel conflicted
>>93558646
As a /pol/tard I regret to inform you we really don't give two fucks. There's too much going on in the world right now with Trump-sama in office, Star Vs. is hardly the biggest PC offender out there.
Keep in mind this show had the balls to make a "Asian people eat weird shit" joke. If /pol/ was going to make an effort to attack a show it wouldn't be this one.
>>93558759
you act like /pol/ works logically
>>93558740
/pol/ was always part of /svtfoe/, why do you think this general loves casual racism so much? Not just because it's funny.
>>93558759
you guys actually do as much as you don't, for the reasons that anon and you gave.
now stop being so triggered, and this charade along with it
what if star started getting into kamen rider
/pol/ here /pol/ there and i just sit here and want some rare Janna pics
>>93558815
>why do you think this general loves casual racism so much? Not just because it's funny.
4chan in general loves casual racism you fucking nigger
>>93558858
You should know this is /co/ and this board is very trigger happy with anything it deem muh ebil /pol/
>>93558847
What shape could the wand take in her hands?
>>93558886
Post moar janna with straight hair
>>93558886
wobbly sausage
>>93558877
That's literally every board nigger, everyone whines about /pol/ when really it's just libtards bitching about people having different opinions that don't 100% line up with the liberal dogma.
>>93558389
>River being a goddamn party animal
Man, this show is the fuckin best.
>>93558909
/co/ takes it to an extra level, /svtfoe/ is unusual for a /co/ general since you can actually have fun without some whiny faggot complaining they got called mean names like the other /co/mblr threads like steven universe.
>>93558646
You can't make a racist cartoon and not expect /pol/ to like it.
>>93558495
Jokes on you, I'd be doing shitpost greentexts and shitposting in general while also writing several paragraph long loreposts.
I'm just that big of an autist.
>>93557582
Don't worry anon, I'll be getting to your request pretty soon.
>>93558714
>/pol/ has been funposting
Stop saying "we". Stop pretending you're part of a huge group. You're a bunch of individuals who have to insert your ideology into everything, even stuff that's not even related AT ALL. Face it, you guys are just as autistic as the extreme leftist fags. You're like the new bronies of politics. You can't enter a room without announcing you're from the board.
Can't ya'll just post stuff without writing about your super cool club? Its just a huge circlejerk, and anyone not in on it has to suffer you faggots sucking eachother off and high fiving eachother.
I've been banned for posting stuff related to the actual discussion as "off topic" but somehow /pol/posting is allowed.
>>93558815
>/pol/ was always part of /svtfoe/
>>93558967welp guess it's time to derail this fucking thread
>>93554810
HOLY SHIT! THE royals family are part monster! i just realized it's not marco. it's the butterflies.
>>93559106
>>/pol/ was always part of /svtfoe/
There is nothing outragous about that statement at all, /svtfoe/ was always /pol/ lite, accept it.
anyone here who likesTHICC?
>>93559137
>>93559106
It is. How long have you been here?
>>93559148
I think you got fat mixed up with thicc
>>93559137
>>93558967
>>93558815
>>93558759
>HURR GUYS MY SUPER SEKRET CLUB HURR IM A POLTARD HURR
Can't you just shut the fuck up and talk about Star instead? Why do you guys have to come in here and pretend we give a fuck about what you think. Keep this shit on topic please, shit like this is why we got deleted last time.
SPEAKING OF, Star looks like she's upset that Marco's upset in that new snippet we got in the trailer. Maybe its taken out of context, but I really want to see Star behave irrationally once she realizes Marco really misses her.
>>93558924
Well, Moon isn't home, so he decided to throw a party till she goes backand he doesn't even know yet how things are actually bad
>>93559285
what if the party ends when Star comes back alone and says MY MOM IS FUCKING DEAD
>>93559137
You have to be getting off to this. There's literally no other way. Well of course other than autism.
The question is though, how do you get excitement from this exactly?
Is your funny bone being tickled because you're supposedly giving us this simile/metaphor of how DA JOOZ/beaners work? And why they're harmful? And somehow you expect us, /co/, literally the most libtarded board (disregarding shitty memery, you know this is true) on all of 4chin, to pick up on this and perhaps... get 'redpilled' as you say?
nigga at the end of the day we still masturbate to brown qt waifus
none of your shit fuckin matters
>>93559190
long enough brother
>>93559355
I never said it was serious /pol/, just more of a fun version of /pol/.
>>93559067
>>93559257
>>93558973Personally I think that kind of thing is fun anon, and that you should keep posting. But there's a typical balance. During a hiatus, the balance shifts heavily toward an end it's not used to, which a portion of the pre-established /co/mmunity will naturally /co/mplain about.
It's really more of a question as to where the line is drawn about what /co/'s purpose is.
>>93559355No, it gives them a sense of satisfaction to feel like they have some group identity, when the truth of it is, only some of them have actual autonomy in their lives. Its honestly the same shit as being in an autistic fandom. Like, the mindset is so similar to bronies, its no wonder, /mlpol/ went over so well.
And also, just as a note, I realize I will never make pancakes for Star, and that makes me feel cold and dead inside.
>>93559257
>>93559067
>reddit spacing
>complaining about /pol/
Pottery
>>93559355
What are you even talking about. Stop being so fucking assmad, no one gives a shit about your virtue signalling. not!/sveg/ is for funposting you goon.
>>93559384
Tableposting is new as fuck. Cinnamon and background girls is that old wave.
>>93559403
I just realized I wrote "I'd be", what I meant is, "I have been" and won't stop anytime soon.
>>93559416
This is what happens when you try to argue with them, they just say you're from reddit. Great argument lad, you're going far in the world.Looks like we're on our way to getting deleted again.
>>93559455
Dude, how about you just calm your flat tits and have some fun.
>>93559355
>the most libtarded board
That's actually /cgl/
>>93559465
Are you hitting on me?
>>93559416
>Every double spacing is reddit now, even the ones used right
>>93559257
Maybe she's swinging between being pissed at herself for the timing of her confession and being pissed at Marco for feeling bad for someone that he "didn't have feeling for" before.
>>93559479
I'llpalmyour flat tits bby
>>93559494
Oh my.
>>93559478
People joke about /co/ being full of women, but /cgl/ is unironically the female board.
>>93558815
huh, i through Marco ''Dj race mixer'' Diaz scared everyone to watch the show and stick with the porn.
>>93559410
>makes me feel cold and dead inside
Its a fucking cartoon, man.
Boy I fucking graduated uni. I'm the second person in the nearest family to do this. I made peace with my dad. Parties with my bros are not that harmful anymore. I even founda jewish qtto date.
And I know it isn't as bad as you say it is for ya'll either.
>>93559510
i love how you say that like having women is a bad thing
>>93559517
>Dj race mixer
That's (((Jeremy Birnbaum)))
>>93559522
Yea, its not so bad really. But my love for Star is undying.But she'd probably eventually annoy me anyway.
>>93559442
>old wave
You know what that USED to be? Nothing BUT Cute&Perfect-posting.
The advancement of the plot ruined everything.
>>93559510
>Go to /cgl/
>Expecting a bunch of attentionwhore girls posting cosplay pics
>It's a bunch of bitch drama and horrible fashion instead
/cgl/ is fascinating to quickly look at and never return to. There's very little cosplay at all and what little there is is often not the people who actually post there. It's literally nothing but actually autistic girls who dress is gothic lolita in real life or whales who only ever leave the house to go to conventions with their school of other whales.
The life of an ugly female autist is saddening.
>>93559558
Is that... some sort of hickey? A tit hickey perhaps?
>enter this thread
>the current discussion is rampant waifufagging and has nothing to do with the thread subject
stop forcing me to be ashamed of being a fan of this show
>>93559558
advancement of the plot is the only reason we're here right now
Star Vs. could have been a distant memory of 2015
>>93559348
He can still dick marco
>>93559591
Exactly, the show just didn't work very well as a slice of life cartoon.
>>93557506
Alright I'm back, I was just gonna show up and ask if you guys had a mega or google drive or dropbox that has the eps in high quality. Most other generals do that.
>>93559455
This won't get us deleted, the only thing that gets us deleted is Scuffy-kun coming on shift right out of bed, and noticing Hiroshimoot hasnt shipped him his Hotpocket rations yet.
>>93559553
Janna is such a criminal
>>93559648
More the new feeling of authority got old after a while and he's going to stop harassing star vs threads.
>>93559614
I don't have it but I know someone must
if this thread dies soon maybe you'd get a better response asking at the beginning of the new one
hope you post reactions etc.
>>93559577
It's a love bite. Marco usually don't plays rough, that's mainly Star's thing. But sometimes she can get his really nasty side out of him.
>>93559578
>be ashamed
You're watching a cartoon for little girls, anon.
>>93559591
>Star Vs. could have been a distant memory of 2015
And only Cute&Perfect would've remained.
Every other aspect would've been left in our hands to ponder, writefag, draw for and so on.
>>93559494
d-does massaging a flat chest actually make it grow bigger?
>>93559553
>Janna is an amazing girlfriend but shitty wife
>Star is an annoying girlfriend but true waifu
Anyone else have these feels?
>>93559773
That's why you go for premium wife material like jackie
>>93559773
Nah, both are just annoying tbqh fambino.
>>93559773
They'd both be pretty annoying IRL, but at least Star is cute.
>>93559067
>>93559702
>And only Cute&Perfect would've remained.
>Every other aspect would've been left in our hands to ponder, writefag, draw for and so on.
it would have been forgotten and remembered only as yet another weak /co/ flavor of the month
>>93559821
>but at least Star is cute.
What are you implying?
>>93559578
YEA DOG! WE THE BRONIES NOW! BETTER FEEL SHAME FOR THE ACTIONS OF OTHERS THAT DO NOT IN ANY WAY REPRESENT ME AS AN INDIVIDUAL!
>>93559949
whats wrong with us nor/mlp/eople
>>93557894
Honestly, I'm just happy to have more Tom
>>93559878
If that version of her was canon, maybe. But Janna has a shovelface anon. She's got that bruce wayne jaw. I mean, not that there's anything wrong with that.
But I gotta admit, even as a huge starfaggot, I do like Janna.
>>93559148
Jackie's going to be such a fatty when she grows up/gets married. I guarentee she'll be over 300 by the time she has Marco's first child. Mermaid? More like a whale.
>>93560010
Jackie has a body that can never get fat, she's not a stinky chinky like brittney.
>>93559878
You've got a good perso-
Wait, I can think of something.
>>93560010
>And that's the story about how Jackie ate a whole truckload of pizza nuggies, and died from heart complications.
>Tell it again Marco! Tell it again!
>>93557894
Haha, they really are doing all the magical girl tropes. A new magical item upgrade every season. Nefcy knows her shit.
>>93560008
>But Janna has a shovelface anon. She's got that bruce wayne jaw.
Love is about accepting the little imperfects that are bound to exist. Nobody is perfect and it's wrong to fault someone for not being a vision of beauty. I'm sure you have a dozen flaws for every one flaw of Janna's, don't act like you wouldn't jump at the chance to date someone like her IRL.
Hate to say it but you're probably not in her league.
>>93560062
Wow, rude.
>>93560008
I want to eat off that jaw. That jaw's on my bucket list.
>>93560010
>tfw Jackie will never pin you down with her warm flabby body and force you to knock her up
>>93560119
...Why would you make a Star version of that particular comic? I don't get the connection.
>>93560132
I'm guessing the gag is that assuming that Jackie won't be in the show too much longer
>>93560112
>putting your face near it
it's like construction machinery, it'd deglove your head
>>93560010
>ate food with Marco this one time
>fairly fit skater grill, only human secondary character ever really seen doing a physical activity that isn't Karate
>fatty fat fat fat
I don't get it. I don't care much either way, but I don't get it.
>>93560157
Well now we know what Janna's role is in S3.
>>93560186
In jail
>>93560119
>Where are you going Anon!? MAMA WANTS HER PIZZA NUGGIES!
>>93560132
It was a request.
http://desuarchive.org/co/thread/93436676/#93453166
I want to call jackie mommy and have her give me head pats
>>93560210
>>93559842
>weak /co/ flavor of the month
I'm not so sure about that. I think it would've been more like how MLAATR is treated. The show is over but a couple of threads would still linger. Always.
Shit if we look at just S1 there's plenty good stuff. Even if just look at the 2015 episodes. Monster Arm, Mewberty, BMB, I'd say Royal Pain was a lot of fun. Charlie would have had more potential developement because it wouldn't have been apparent that he's just a one-off character. We would've had to craft our own lore from what we've seen, thankfully Mewnipendence Day is still S1.
>>93560008
Janna's manface means she will bear you strong children. Like excessive height, manfaces are a burden mothers must bear so their sons may prosper.
>>93560183
But wait! She also does
>*BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>>93560210
>Star slowly backs away
kek
>>93560333
Stop making me like her damn it. My primary objective is to fug the bug. I can't let qt flips who want to bully me distract me from my goal.
>>93560410
Much better, thank you kind anon.
>>93560395
It's perfectly natural to want to fug flips
>>93560425
Oh yea? Can your flip do this?
Checkmate atheists.
>>93560363
>Tom getting an erection
The whole reason why Star left him is because he was a gay ragetard. Tom only wants to get back together to prove he's straight.
>>93557894
>>93558165
>>93560080
3rd upgrade: Star retrieves Toffee's half of the crystal and puts it back on her wand.
4th upgrade (since we get a 4th season): Star purifies the Toffee crystal and properly fuses the two halves together?
>>93560363
I feel like Star probably does stuff like this all the time
>>93560461
Eventually fujoshits are going to take over this general
>>93560493
>going to
>Future tense
>>93560296
I'm not talking about just S1 (which I really do love); I mean if the show had stayed at the level of pre-Mewberty or pre-Blood Moon Ball/Fortune Cookies forever. Meant the plot is the main reason it got much attention at all (the finale would have been being written before they knew if they'd even get renewed).
And while even those first ~5 episodes were mostly decent, they do feel almost like a different show. Mostly Earth, no stakes, even Star and Marco don't have too much character yet. Pleasant but mediocre; show definitely got good once they let certain boarders change up original generic plot outlines (for example Mewberty).
I'm sure there would still be threads and all, but if the highest level of plot was like Brittney's Party or something it'd be mostly waifufag stuff.
>>93560119
If that one Minus comic was any indication, she'll wait till you're asleep and rape you.And if you wake up, she'll beat you unconscious and continue raping you.
>>93560480
Oh anon, don't you know? That's the new Starco edition of the wand.Followed by the luxurious 1984 Eddie Bauer edition
>>93560517
Mommy would never do that
>>93560480
>>93560529
Star is going to get her fourth upgrade when she and Marco kiss for the first time. I'm calling it here.
>>93560531
Gross.
Now, if Star called me Daddy, that'd be a different story.
>>93559348
That's how a lot of parties end
>>93560559
Girl calling you daddy is for normalfags
>>93560564
Daaaamn son that's ice cold.
>>93560585
Is that really true? That's kinda creepy.
Though to be real, the only girl I've ever been with was super into that and as a result, made me get into it, so... maybe you're right.
>>93560480
I lowkey hope that two halves became individual crystals and after cleaving together they'll make a conflict and create two separate wands
>>93560585
lelfag
>>93560529
>>93560550
We can't see the crystal in the new design because of the glare.Is it a heart?
>>93560650
>Moon isn't even surprised and maybe even understands.
>>93560670
This >>93560650 is the look of a mother who is deeply concerned about her child.
>>93560592
>filename
>>93560681
>implying she didn't scream daddy when River first unleashed his barbarian rage in her royal chambers
How wrong can you be?
>>93560024
>Asians
>getting fat
>ever
Brittney is displeased by your ignorance.I would totally love to see a fat/MILF Brittney though
>>93560699
Moon doesn't seem to be the type into maledom.
>>93560713
>He's never seen a fat Asian
They're the most disgusting things you'll ever see
>>93560713
>He doesn't know about the piggy chinky
>>93560716
True, but who knows, we don't know alot about Moon. There's more to come.
In more ways than one, do you know how many great young moon lewds are gonna be around? What a time to be alive.
>>93560681
>deeply concerned
We're past that stage.
She probably drinks to forget the pain.
>>93560650
>daddy not papi
>>93546052
I didn't even notice this. That's fucking morbid
>>93560716
She wears the pants in public; thus the stereotype goes that in private she'd want nothing more than to relinquish control and be submissive.
>>93560062
>TFW no fic about Marco and Jackie's troubled marriage, where he constantly cheats on her with Hekapoo because he no longer finds her fat body attractive, while Jackie eats herself to death, leaving her daughter to grow up without a good female role model in her life-just like Jackie did.
>>93560210
pretty hot
>>93560517
post link please
>>93560713
She fattened up after getting addicted to hard drugs and looks like
https://files.catbox.moe/12v4ma.jpg
now.
>>93560849
sigh... the shit I put up with. I'll be in my bunk.
>>93560849
Chinks are always getting conqured by whites
>>93560728
I've never seen one irl, so I can only assume that becoming overweight causes them to self destruct or be executed by ninja death squads.
>>93560746
That's light chub, I need FAT.would still cuddle and smoosh cheeks
>>93560826
The original was in Spanish, here's an English version
https://exhentai.org/g/1040233/0ed84538b6/
>>93546052
>>93560777
She's also holding them in the "Bwaaah" scene but they're off-camera.
>>93545700
>608 replies
Jesus
>>93560937
That's a surprising thing?
>>93560937
>>93560956
That's a lot of autism
>>93560937
i would expect much much more when starco win or get btfo for real
>>93560119
>"I NEED this baby, Anon! So you won't leave! Like my dad did..."
>>93560937
Threads regularly hit 700+ before 404'ing during Starbruary, even when we didn't have a new episode that day.
>>93560849
>more drug/addict stuff
>that slight tummy chub
great stuff
>>93560746
Why isn't there any Brittney slob art? She already has an outfit for it, just add fat/gross stuff to taste.
>>93559614
Not sure if you're still here anon but here
https://mega.nz/#F!9wdw1TRb!G0x7s5ouDfkvCQEiyB7Biw