Robot appears before you and offers you superpowers and a po

>>93522873
Fuck yeah.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Heaven_Manipulation

>>93522873
>Despair Empowerment
>The ability to be strengthened by despair
Shit, with all the despair that occurs in that universe I could become a literal God. I accept.

Darkest night all over again?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Lordship

>>93522873
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Eye_Color_Manipulation

Woohoo! I hit the jackpot! My new heterochromia powers will make me super useful!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electric_Flame_Aura

I can't perv on the girl's locker rooms with this so I guess I'll go play supers. Long as I get paid of course.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Prime_Source

yeah I got this

>tfw you already have your random superpower

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unnoticeability

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Eh, fuck it sure.

>>93522965
Thats the weaboo wet dream coming true

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alien_Physiology

basically beastboy but with Aliens

>Probability attacks
>The power to release/use probability to various attacks. Sub-power of Probability Manipulation.

>The user is able to release/use probability in combat to various attacks/effects.

Applications
Curse Inducement
Jinx
Luck Erasure
Probability Bolt Projection
Probability Infusion
Probability Zone Creation

Users:
Scarlet witch
Jinx


How powerful am I guys? Why can jinx and scarlet witch do?

>>93522991
Oh yeah:
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Immortality_Removal
....Godammit.

>>93523011
Doesnt black cat also have this?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chastity_Inducement
So, I'm only good at stopping hookers with AIDS and disloyal spouses?

>>93523017
I mean he'll probably make you set for life for getting rid The Immortal permanently.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weaponry_Refinement

He'd probably chain me to a radiator for the rest of my natural life, coming up with new and better weapons for the well intentioned nutbag.

>>93522873
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Glycopoeia
>The power to transform matter into sweets
uuuuhhh

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Martial_Arts_Intuition

Robot didn't give me my powers. I acquire them via training. And together with Blind Tiger, we will eliminate Robot.

I'll do it So I can try and kill him

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paper_Entity_Creation

I'm not sure how to feel about this.

>>93522873
Of course. As long as he doesn't try to take my firstborn or anything.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Flesh_Transfusion
well thats cool. I'm a walking hospital. I just hope I taste good tho.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wall_Manipulation
I'll use my powers to build a giant wall to keep those filthy Viltrumites from invading the Earth
Then I'll trap Robot into a room of walls with Best Tiger so that he can exact revenge for all the sketchy shit Robot has done

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Matter_Manipulation
So basically I am an Atom Eve on steroids, aka Molecule Man. Robot would either have me kill or attempt to get on my good side. Doesn't matter really but I am going into space to play cosmic god.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blood_Imprisonment
cool

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Earth_Sealing?useskin=oasis
I'm not sure what the application for this would be, shove a sandstorm in a viltrumites lungs and kill them that way? Sounds brutal enough for robot.

>>93522873
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Piercing
Apparently that means I can pierce reality? So fuck yeah Ill accept. That's busted as fuck.

>>93522873
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Green_Fire_Manipulation

I don myself in welding gear and am known as Sunder.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Imaginary_Physics_Manipulation

I can't tell if this is good or not. What the fuck is this even?


Capabilities
User can manipulate imaginary physics, the part of physics that deals with things that either don't fit into standard categories or are not fully understood or unknown (Imaginary Mass, Virtual Particles, Imaginary Numbers, etc.), possibly relating to higher dimensions or what is now considered to be fringe science.

Since imaginary physics are considered to be a gray area, it may seem like magic, rather than science to others. In fact, some users may have enough skill to make it actually step into the realm combining them.

Applications
Dimensional Manipulation
Dimension Shifting
Division by Zero
Formula Manifestation
Imaginary Element Manipulation
Infinite Energy
Negative Mass Manipulation
Number Empowerment
Quantum String Manipulation
Universal Force Manipulation
Warping
Zero-Point Energy Manipulation

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>>93522873
I call him a fucking dumbass and then say that this plan is going to blow in his face. Then I laugh and proceed to say that Invincible and every Vitrumite out there are as dangerous as a mouse, for I know what REAL power looks like.

Then I steal the powers anyway... and become Quintum I guess.

>>93525146
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ascended_Physiology

Fuck my shit. I forgot the link. No wonder he keeps kicking my ass.

>>93522873
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Elemental_Manipulation

Dr.Manhattan hell yea

>>93522873
>Alien Physiology
Fuck yeah I'm Ben ten nigga

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>>93522873
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lamia_Physiology
>turn into a QT Snake Girl
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

>>93522873
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Quantum_Magi

GUYS! I'm literally a GOD, and not that Norse mythology shit. I mean like, the modern Judea-Christian-omnipotent-all-seeing God.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Law_Creation?useskin=oasis

This is beyond OP so, hell fucking yeah. I would just change the mass of higgs particles around a person and fucking cease their existence. I'd be a legit demi god.

>>93524472
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Slicing
We should team up

>>93522986
lol just imagining the source of all existence and reality becoming a superhero is really funny. He would be fighting himself.

>>93525408
agreed
we shall be called "The Absolutes"

>>93524472
Does that means you can fuck anything?

>>93525507
I can pierce the hymen of existence itself

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Particle_Beam_Emission

I CAN SHOOT LASER BEAMS

>>93522873
Sure, let me just...
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Easter_Entity_Physiology

Fuck me. Okay, well, I'll just be here until Easter then. You...you wouldn't kill Easter would you?

>>93525467
Perfect
also since my power gives me "all forms of severing" http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Severing if I do things right I could make us even more ridiculous by severing us from reality
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnilock

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stamina_Mode

Never again will a girlfriend make fun of me in bed.

>>93522873

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Acceptance_Embodiment

They really need to trim some of these "powers".

>>93522873
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Infection_Empowerment?useskin=oasis

Oh baby, the things I could do with this. Time to give various villains, debilitating, transmitable cancer and oher disease based horrors.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Volatile_Manipulation

fuck yes
call me Bam Bam

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Physical_Manifestation_Creation

Motherfucker tricked me into being the Green Lantern. I hate the Green Lantern.
I'd just make muh waifu and have her kick bad guys to death.

>>93525723
Papa Nurgle loves you. I am jealous.
If I use my powers to manifest dildoes, then we can work together with a Khorne guy and bring the glories of Chaos to those fascist bastards.

>>93525523

This man can pierce anything but only with his dick.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Air_Bolt_Projection?useskin=oasis

Pretty cool but this is motherfucking Robot we're talking about. Who knows when he'll try to kill you or use you as a personal wind fan.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Motor-Skill_Manipulation
Going to be honest here, I'd rather be a harmless villian who makes people pick their noses all the time.

>>93522873
I got wings... so no.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Eldritch_Magic?useskin=oasis
Does this mean I can summon tentacle monsters?

>>93526237
Suicide Squad is now being drawn by hentai artists and name checking Bible Black so ... yes.

>>93526295
Oh man. And i can morph into a tentacle monster. And a whole bunch of other cool things i guess.

>>93522873
No and I would be all powerful in the face of the karma he has wrought.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Karma_Empowerment?useskin=oasis

>>93526295
>Suicide Squad is now being drawn by hentai artists
What?

>>93522873
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Ugliness
Th... thanks I guess

>>93522873
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Neutral_Embodiment

I don't really feel one way or the other about this.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fire_Beam_Emission
I'm guy with fire powers number 257

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Kinetic_Energy_Absorption

Royal Guard here we go.

All skill all the time, True Style SSS.

>>93522873
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Freedom

yes. yes it will.

>>93527100
I got Fatal Countenance. We can hide our faces together.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Underworld_Manipulation

I send him to hell.

>>93522873
If you don't, you'll die. Not a hard choice.

>>93525917
Guess what? Dead. He'll express deep regret that you couldn't see eye to eye with him, but he just can't have a loose cannon around to meddle in his affairs later.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mental_Regeneration
Like, going through some fucking Vietnam War tier shit without any psychic consequences?
I'm in.

>>93522873
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

MY OWN CLONE

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>>93527353
oh boy

>>93522995
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alien_Physiology
You mean Ben 10

>>93522873
>Impairment Calling
I'm going to be a real bitch for whoever we're fighting.

>>93522873
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Condition
Not bad, functional even if a bit boring

>>93522873
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mummy_Physiology

only if I can have this song playing every time in a mission
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3vhpk7DhZM

>>93522873
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demonic_Infusion
>Applications : Sin Inducement
this might be fun

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Metaphysics_Manipulation
What does that even mean? It makes no sense whatsoever.
Rerolled into this: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Remaking
Remake all baddies to cuties. Remake myself to Rapeman.

>>93522873
I won at the game of life.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hybrid_Physiology

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/10th_Dimension_Physiology

I....I wasn't exactly expecting this but I can role with it.

I guess being YISUN from Kill Six Billion Demons would be pretty rad.