ITT: Characters people like to pretend are more important

No one's even talking about her, the teasers have way more important stuff right now

>>93518694
Jackie's getting more screentime on Mewni next season.

>>93518746
Lies and you know it

>>93518694
I'm not pretending she's important, but that doesn't mean she isn't a fun character. I've always liked characters with subdued reactions to the insanity around them.

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>people like to pretend that she is A-list

>>93518790
Jackie is pretty much the least fun out of all of them, what are you saying

>>93518771
If Janna's going to be tagging along with Marco to Mewni, then why wouldn't Jackie with him too? They're still boyfriend and girlfriend in spite of all the drama Star put them through, plus Jackie stated she wants to spends summer with Marco.

>>93518694
WHY IS SHE NOT A MERMAID

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>93518910
>WHY IS SHE NOT POOR

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>WHY IS SHE NOT TEAMING UP WITH BUFF FROG

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>WHY MUST EVERY ATTEMPT TO MAKE HER RELEVANT BE WRONG

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How long before they realize that her character will amount to breaking up with Marco and "moving on with her own life", completely cut from his life, as foreshadowed in "Red Belt"?

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>>93518909
Because no one really gives a shit about Jackie. Not the main characters, not the majority of the audience, not the staff.

Should be a good lesson to teach, never be too kind. You'll come across as boring to everyone.

Hate her

Dude, you could've created a thread dedicated to new promos, but you've made this.

>>93518945
Your post is terrible and you should feel like shit.

>>93519186
Why, because I speak the truth?

Who else came into this thread expecting the OP to be THAT gif?

>>93519178
This isn't a Star vs thread, Jackie just fits the profile

>>93518694
>She's not important but decides to make a thread dedicated to her anyways

>>93519300
No, because all of those ideas are stupid, unlike what I'm saying.

Why are starcucks so pathetic they get triggered by the mere sight of jackie?

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The meme world gems

>>93519361
That's exactly what I was getting at. All those ideas for Jackie do suck, and the staff know that, which is why they're doing the better thing and just having her barely exist until it's time to break up.

No one should be overly concerned about her when we're seeing Toffee and Eclipsa and the TRUE OTP here.

>>93519372
Because literally her entire existence is dedicated to shipping the wrong couple, and the show has reinforced this through her limited appearances. They don't give us another reason to like her or invest in her, so we'd prefer it if everyone just stopped liking her so Starco doesn't have any threats left.

>>93519392
I meant ALL of those ideas. Including the last one.
Only her being a mermaid makes sense for her character.

>>93518694
Poor little Starco fag trying to make a secret bash thread

>>93519392
b-b-but why isn't Jackie fighting Toffee or shaking hands with Eclipsa ;_;

>>93519413
So basically, they hate her because she triggers their autism.

>>93519430
yep

>>93519430
Their autism is justified though. Wouldn't you be mad at someone if they threatened the existence of LITERALLY ONE OF THE MOST PERFECT COUPLES IN CARTOON HISTORY?

Jackie is a literal who, basically. Kind people with no other quirks tend to be seen as part of the background. What makes Jackie so special that Jackiefags latch onto her?

>>93518790
Only spics and beaners with a blonde loli fetish like this cartoon

>>93519533
Jackie isn't a loli

>>93519533
14 is not loli, kid.

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Post more Jackie

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>>93519757

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>>93519757
Jackie is literally more wife material than an irresponsible autistic star butterfly with a boy chest

>>93519829
She would be if she had a personality or more than one reason for existing

>>93518694

OP, you have a serious problem. Being this jealous of a cartoon girl is terminally pathetic.

It's the kind of problem that can only be resolved by killing yourself.

>>93519904
She has breasts and is capable of taking up wifely duties, already better than star.

>>93519906
What makes you think I'm jealous of Jackie when I'm explaining how shitty a character she is

>>93519470
>What makes Jackie so special that Jackiefags latch onto her?
Because she's pretty close to being a blank slate and that lets people project their desires onto her pretty easily.

>>93519986
But Kelly is a more interesting blank slate

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>>93520005
>But Kelly is a more interesting blank slate

>>93520048
What does Jackie have over a character who showed more personality than her in less than 3 episodes and can sword fight no less?

>>93520005
Kelly has a boyfriend who lives in her hair in an on and off relationship and has casual fights with monsters. That's already more than Jackie has

>>93520095
>Kelly has a boyfriend who lives in her hair in an on and off relationship
That already makes kellyfags literal cucks

>>93520106
It also means their waifu is likely a filthy, filthy whore who can't hold down a relationship.

>>93520145
Which is more interesting than Jackie

>>93520154
>Being a cuck is more interesting
You can't make this shit up

>>93520177
Interesting != Morally Good.

>>93520218
Kellyfags really are pathetic

>>93520227
I don't like Kelly. I'm just pointing out that an interesting character is not necessarily a moral character.

>>93520290
As a matter of fact a moral character is more often than not uninteresting

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>>93519757
Here are some happy Jackies

>>93519796
Cute, would give spare change and wish a nice day

>>93520290
>>93520326
No, there is nothing you can justify being a cuck like a kellyfag

>>93520335
Bottom right Jackie isn't looking to happy

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Not so much anymore, except maybe on tumblr.

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>be Kellyfag
>get cucked by a goomba with mange
Sad!

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>>93520363
She's holding Marco tight because he's the first man who hasn't abandoned her.

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>>93520417
>Starco becomes endgame
>Jackie remains single and open for becoming a waifu
>Kellyfags remained cucked
I like this timeline

>>93518694
Does she even appear in the new trailers?

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>>93520005
>>93520048
I was JUST about to make a post about how despite also being sort of a blank slate Kelly really does have more legitimate potential than Jackie, who's made "potential" a meme in these kinds of threads.

>Kelly is one of Star's friends from the past. Possibly she knows some useful stuff about her; at the very least there's an existing connection there free from romantic tension the way there'd be between Star and Jackie re: Marco
>Unlike Pony Head and Janna, who can be kind of abrasive, and StarFan13, who's a creepy stalker lesbian, Kelly is a friend of Star's who she could possibly go to for comfort/advice by virtue of her not seeming to be a bitch/weirdo like the other 3. She played that role in Starcrushed already
>Kelly knows how to fight and so would be useful in a dangerous situation
>She's a native of Mewni, or at least a native of some non-Earth dimension, and so can give us some useful details about the setting that Marco/Janna wouldn't have as Earthlings
>maybe she has some weird traits linked to her not being human/Mewman. Even if not, the jokes about her species' weird traits and sexual dimorphism are pretty funny
>the jokes about her relationship with Tad are the least interesting thing about her, but provide a sort of advantage as well: whatever her purpose in the story is, it likely won't revolve around being paired with Marco

We still don't know what exactly Kelly's purpose will turn out to be, but that's still better than Jackie: they've used Kelly in a few different roles already as one of Star's friends, while Jackie is always linked to relationship stuff.

>>93520490
Nope

>>93520548
>Grasping for straws

>>93520490
Nope
To be fair, neither does Tom or Janna or Kelly though. They're in the intro though so of course they'll be on Mewni, and it's confirmed Jackie will be present in some capacity, but no one knows.

Her exclusion feels very deliberate though, like the staff are nudging at you and saying "hey, you're focusing on the wrong girl"

>>93520576
Or they have a surprise they don't want to spoil

>>93520584
I say that to myself but doubt it

They're willing to fucking spoil that Toffee killed Moon's mom but still tiptoe around the fact that Jackie exists

>>93520606
Everyone was predicting that would happen, it isn't exactly an original plot twist

>>93520628
No, everyone was predicting Moonfee was a thing

>>93520654
Everyone was also predicting that would happen. The death option was always thought to happen.

>>93520566
How am I grasping at straws when, unlike Jackie, Kelly is pretty much guaranteed to play a role on Mewni, and has traits not connected to relationships that have already been displayed?

I'm not saying anything like "well maybe she'll be a mermaid;" this is all stuff actually in the show.

>>93520703
You're grasping for straws for a character that's only been introduced recently and won't have any real significance in the show

>>93520606
I really hate that this is a possibility, but knowing Disney trailer fuckery and the fact that Moon says "Toffee HAD killed my mother," I really wonder if we're only hearing part of the sentence and the entire thing turns out to be some bullshit like "what if Toffee had killed my mother?"

Like she's describing a hypothetical situation she was worried about instead of what actually happened.

>>93520727
Kelly's ascension was clumsy but she's still more interesting than Jackie.

Name one thing Jackie has going for her apart from being understanding of Marco and her budding friendship with Star (which, btw if you forgot, is RUINED thanks to the kiss)

Just let Jackie fucking die

>>93520727
Jackie has been introduced from the beginning and yet won't have significance for much longer.

Kelly's been in 3 episodes and the theme song (twice), seeming to indicate a greater role than before. The MHC were also introduced recently and had a similar number of episodes, and yet clearly they have a significant role.

Hell, Mina Loveberry, who appeared once last season in what seemed like obvious filler, will be in the movie. Jackie hasn't even had that.

>>93520746
>>93520777
Why does star deserve to be with maco other than being the main character?

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Jackie is sad because Marco is gay for the blonde jock

>>93520790
I don't ship Starco, or anything at all. Though I also don't feel Jackie "deserves" anything, including a greater role in the show, just because in-universe she's a nice person.

I just find Kelly more interesting than Jackie at the moment and think she can bring more to the table in a season that apparently will be mainly set on Mewni.

Fuck everyone who shit talks Jackie, she is precious

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>>93520802
>no art of Justin plowing Marco's fertile boipussi
Honestly I'm suprised

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>>93520866
I want to be there for Jackie when Marco dumps her.

>>93520335
How do you actually interact with homeless QTs? There are some on my street.

>>93522210
Don't.

I'm serious, if they're legitimately sleeping on the streets homeless and legit cute, then that means something major about their personality has failed and they're probably schizophrenic. This isn't a 'don't stick your dick in crazy' this is 'don't get your nutsack bitten off'.

>>93519384
This picture is cool because the artist creates a 3D frame by having the eyes of each character look into the X, Y, and Z directions. I think that for this image to really hit the mark, the expression on orange nigger's face should be toned down (although it also could just be the unappealing character design which I don't fault the fan artist for) so that the ambience of the orange nigger matches the nuance of the unknown but deadly aggression of the Homeworld kind. Great job on the Peridot and Lapis, I like that classy framing.

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>>93518694
you motherfuckers know exactly who you are

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>>93522378
Memedot and Memepis are the worst of the three meme world gems and have the most cancerous fags in the fanbase

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>>93522487
Peridot was should have stayed mysterious. When she had those limb attachments she was interesting. Lapis is fucked up and I don't like her at all, but I think that's because of the fundamental flaw with SU in that we're stuck in Steven's POV. I don't understand Lapis' shit show. I like the symmetry of 3s with the crystal and home gems, and I think the image I replied to earlier really shows that '' nationality'' if you will. I like SU but I don't hold it to a standard; it's frankly not good enough for one.

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>>93521021
It's a crime for such art to not exist.

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>>93522580
I agree 100% with SU limiting all of its character's potential with keeping everything restricted to Steven's POV. I actually brought that up in another thread today. Overall the show's writing is pretty bad, but the writing for the meme world gems is especially shit.

>>93522703
So much potential. So. Much. Potential. Lapis could have been the tiny irony window into the politics and history of Homeworld. Peridot could have represented the beurocratic present day of the Homeworld society. Jasper could have stood as the hunger for a future where Homeworld rules over the whole universe, like an ant colony that devours every bit of land. All wasted for what?!

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>>93522756
>All wasted for what?!
MEMES

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>>93520802
>>93521021
>you have to go back

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>>93522879
>TFW no Chad BF
>my feet hurt
>I wish I was at home baking and petting my cats

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>>93522289
Honestly I'm just inspired by this story but it's probably an autistic work of fiction and falsehood
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/WW0C4
They aren't supermodels but they aren't hideous, at least above 5/10
Tell me more of your knowledge about this anon, isn't it possible they're just addicted to drugs or something
I would buy a girl heroin to love me

>>93523154
I was homeless for a while, spent about 4 months in a shelter for young adults, and two weeks in an adult shelter before saying fuck it, and just sleeping in the park.
The girls in the youth shelter were mostly just people that didn't quite get on their feet yet. Some were ex-foster. If the QT's you're talking about are decently young, it's possible that their parent's just kicked them out for having a black BF or something else stupid.
In the adult shelter, without a doubt, every last one of them were on meth or heroin. I probably could have fucked any of them if I had an extra benjamin to spare. But there were also a few woman only, and family(i.e. woman with kids) shelters, so we probably got the lowest of the low.
So it's possible that they're just down on their luck and hoping for some guy to sweep them off their cardboard bed, but talk to them with a grain of caution. If they seem any schizo, or if they seem like they're on drugs, run, because that pussy won't be worth it. A dozen hookers a day will cost you less than someone on heroin will, and she won't be any fun withdrawing, or on it unless you like fucking a corpse.

just like tinder man

>>93518909
>they're still boyfriend and girlfriend in spite of all the drama Star put them through

Maybe not, Marco has been shown he's super sad and depressed in the season 3 previews. My money is that Jackie breaks up with Marco after all the drama. I mean with Star gone I figured he would be sad and stuff but in the previews he's at "Sadness is a blanket, tuck me in and let me die" levels of sadness, I think it would take more then Star leaving for him to get like that.

>>93523660
Jackie would be pretty shitty to break up with him on the spot like that

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>>93523082
Here's a better crop without shoe

>>93518828
No one does except a few shills on /co/

Jackie being neglected by characters, staff, and audience alike actually makes me depressed and a bit suicidal

>>93523886
Jesus Christ, jackiefags have gone off the deep end

>>93524159
Jackiefags on literal suicide watch

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all the Loud sisters.
And Lincoln too if you consider the creators too

>>93522422
>Fionna
>Not important

I want to watch past season one because I heard it's good but I'm a little turned off by all this romance shenanagins :( does it still keep the great character interactions from before? Star and Marco and all

>>93525351
What the fuck?

Explain

>>93518968
Nice Guys really do finish last. Nice Gals, too.

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>>93525421
The way said shenanigans are approached in the show is great, but it's nowhere to be all about it.
And starco is as cute and perfect as ever.

>>93525429
- everyone in the fanbase lusts for the sisters
- but in the show they are all one dimensional character only there to contrast over the protagonist

- show's staff think that's interesting
- but actually the protagonist is the most uninteresting bland character by itself, no minding waifufaggin

>>93518694
That's quite the laundry list with /co/.

>>93525421
There are only like 5 segments that really concern romance and only 1 of them is all about it, as the other 4 have magic stuff going on as well. I'm not even a shipper but they handle that stuff well when it comes up--doesn't feel like drama for the sake of drama. Basically if you were fine with episodes like Freeze Day or Blood Moon Ball it's not much of a difference.

The other 36 segments are pretty much all magical shenanigans.

Definitely watch it, it's much better than Season 1 and some great character stuff goes down.

Yes, we get it. The people who expected Jackie to become a major character are delusional. We don't need yet another thread about that.