Let's face the facts, gentlemen. Ike needs to go. How are

>>93510600
Honestly? Rape allegations.

>>93510600
>Find where he lives
>Go into his bedroom
>Make a circle of salt around him
>Say his name backwards three times

So far that is the only known way to kill a Class 150 Jew.

I think it's funny that Marvel fans blame all of Marvels issue on him. Newsflash, it's the entire company that's fucked.

>>93510600
Seriously people throw a lot of blame around but he's the #1 force killing Marvel.

I can only hope being butt buddies with Trump gets him caught up in some kind of scandal.

>>93510707
His cancer has infected much of the company, true, but the best way to kill the snake is still to cut off its head.

Inb4 hydra jokes

>>93510741
Do you think beheading him for Ms Marvel will bring about peace? Do you think it's him running Spencers twitter account for example?

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>>93510717
>mfw Ike hangs for treason

>>93510741
You joke but there are thousands of shitheads in suits just like him that would be glad to step in and pick up making boneheaded decisions where he left off

What the namefag said: the whole fucking company needs fixing.

>>93510600
He's in his seventies, with any luck he'll just kick the bucket.

>>93510600
Disney will have all the reasons to sack him come October:
Ruining the comics division with Legacy
Ruining the games division with MvCI
Ruining the television division with Inhumans
Only the toys and merch division doesn't have a massive blunder in September.

>>93510600
you're showing your ignorance, OP. Do you think Ike knows what's going on at Marvel? Or cares? He's got other businesses to run, Trump to advise, and his great-grandkids to play with. He probably gets a monthly financial report and that's it. And, if you've been keeping track, a lot of the higher-ups at Marvel have been fudging the numbers pretty hard. Using higher prices to cover lower circulation, overshipping to pad their numbers, etc. All the controversy here on /co/ and on other comic news sites is invisible to him. And to most people.

>>93510656
like anyone's going to believe he could get it up. Or is strong enough to hold someone down without breaking a hip.

>>93510707
damn right. It's the staff that actually runs the place that needs to go.

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Ike goes POOF GONE and then a new structure is brought in

30% of the company goes to Stan Lee, 30% of the company goes to Bendis, 30% of the company goes to Quesada and the remaining 10% goes to Asshole Alonso

this of course, brings both good and bad things

>>93510913
>like anyone's going to believe he could get it up. Or is strong enough to hold someone down without breaking a hip.
Just do what the girls did with Cosby.

>>93510934
100% to the shitter.

>>93510600
Tell the FGC that he's responsible for no X-Men and no Doom in MvCI

>>93510890
first of all, you're assuming that Disney can sack him. He's a major shareholder and executive, you can't get rid of someone like that without effort.

Besides, the blame doesn't lie with Ike. It lies much further down the totem pole. Ike didn't come up with the idea for Legacy or Secret Empire. He didn't supervise the MvC game. He didn't (directly) manage the TV division. The people in charge of those things are the ones who need to go, not the figurehead.

>>93510939
good point. Still, seems ridiculous. Why rape when you can have world-class hookers fulfill your every desire?

>>93510875
Hateful stingey people like that always live forever

>>93510997
Everyone loves someone to hate. People go to crazy lengths doing mental gymnastics to hate someone. Someone rich and successful like Perljew? Easy.

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>>93510600
Another shoah.

>>93510707
His inhuman greed is the reason there isn't a competent editorial structure anymore, so maybe replacing him with somebody that knows you need to spend money to make money would be a step forward.

>>93510600
Steal his DNA like his neighbour did (seriously, look that up), and engineer a clone that we control to replace him.

>>93511099
This joke would've worked much better had it been more subtle.

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He lives in Palm Beach, Florida and also New York. If he's anything like most old jewish snow birds, he lives in NY during the summer and comes down to Florida in September, October and goes back shortly after spring.

Here is the most recent photo of him circa 2016. He's famous for ducking the media and there are few photos of him. He does have a permit for a concealed weapon, so he will most likely be armed and skilled with a firearm.

>>93511099
Not like he chose the shit talent working on the Inhuman books.

>>93511071
you are wise, sempai

>>93511168
;___;
I can be the one you hate, sempai

>>93510875
Rockefeller was like 100 when he died.
Ike has at least, 20 more years. Unless Stan Lee gets to him first or being involved with Trump gets him rekt in the process.

>>93510707
Clearly someone hasn't read Marvel Comics: The Untold Story.

>>93510875
Getting Stan to go all Shang Tsung on him seems like a viable option.

>>93510600
Ike's frugal ways were only necessary while Marvel was teetering on the edge of oblivion. Now that Marvel is secured by the most powerful media corporation in the world, he is a liability to the company.

Meme magic there's no other way.

Though /co/ has become increasingly good at it lately (we got rid of Snyder). I still think this board is way too low test to attempt doing Ike.

>>93510913
Ok then, if Ike doesn't give a damn then who's taking the decisions against X-Men and F4?

>>93510934
>being this stupid
If Ike dies 100% of the company goes to Disney.

Bendis, Quesada, Alonso, and Stan Lee are merely employees.

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>>93510600
Wrong target OP

>>93513894
Exactly.

Or the terrible job environment that makes artists and writers get out of Marvel. He's also responsible for the editor purge.

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It's simple - we eat the kike.

>>93513844
/tv/ got rid of Snyder

>>93511071
>He doesn't know about how Perlmutter tore down Fantastic Four posters and tried to ruin a man's life over tennis

>>93513963
I miss Willow Wilson and Riviera there

>>93514904
Why? They love Snyder.

>>93514949
They are pawns. Take out the leadership instead.

>>93510980
the blame lies with Ike. He has slashed budgets. . . they cant afford competent writers, no editors at all. .. . thats all on him

>>93513963
Removing them won't prevent the embargo on characters Fox owns the movie rights of

>>93515800
But maybe all the MCU can be saved instead of replaced by cringe copies of them, nowadays I only want that

>>93510600
Ike's a Trump loving, anti-SJW, conservative though, how fucking more SJW would Marvel go without him there reining em in at least a little

>>93513844
/co/ has no meme magic.

You're going to have to get /tv/, /mu/ or /pol/ on the case. And /pol/ will be divided because, on one hand, Ike is a Jew, but on the other, he's on board the Trump Train.

>>93515800
>Removing them
'remove them'?