What does /co/ think of the netflix Voltron? I just finished

incredibly boring

I want to do very lewd things to the delicious brown elf girl.

>>93503251
Return on the weekends, thats when the voltron threads happen.

>>93503251
another anime wannabe

Really really bland. I just watched it for the threads on /co/ and because it was MIR

You might say Korra was shit, but it made me feel much more and got me more excited every episode than this piece of mediocre media.

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>>93504442
>Korra
>got me more excited every episode

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>>93504461
nigger, tell me one single moment in Voltron that reached the highs of Korra

I dare you, motherfucker

>>93503251
>>93504033
The dark skinned elf should've been a white non elf

>>93504536
nah, fuck whites

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>>93503251
Lotor has phenomenal taste in women.

>>93504536
I'm all for the change, I've been tired of the "pretty blonde" trope since the 90's

>>93504554
>>93504751
They could have at least not change any genders

>>93504820
No shut up. I want to fuck girl Pidge and later marry her after we learn she's pregnant.

>>93503251
Enjoyable, mainly because I find characters in that artstyle so damn fuckable.

I'll probably work on some NSFW Allura stuff

>>93504854
So the only reason why you want he to be a she is because you're a sick fuck that think's that he can actually get married to a fictional teenager that won't even want to be your acquaintance if she had a small conversation with you

>>93504820
pidge is cute now. great daughterfu

>>93503251
Dark-skinned elf babe seems like another one of those unnecessary changes, but dark-skinned elf babes are my fetish.

I am torn.

>>93505015
How does gender make someone cute or not

>>93505080
you new or something? tomboys are cute.

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>>93504981
Exactly.

>>93503251
> darkskinned female
Worst redesign

>>93504709
Lotor lusting after Keith is better.

>>93505772
How about Lotor lusting after both Keith and Allura?

>>93503251
Pretty fun. Fanbase is cancer though.

>>93505384
She's not a tomboy, she's a nerd

>>93505823
Every fanbase nowadays is cancer though

>>93503251
An enjoyable show with great visuals. But the pacing is inconsistent and while the characters are charming, they are lacking in depth.

>>93505789
Now that makes for a good OT3.

>>93503251
Fun but flawed. The pacing is too fast, a lot of the characters lack depth. The animation is nice though, even with Mir working on an obviously smaller budget than they did with Korra.

I miss Sendak.

>>93504502
Impossible. At no point did Voltron sink as low as the highest points of Korra.

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Voltron is great. But parts of the fandom is super autistic and cringeworthy.

It would have been good if it wasn't like 75% filler episodes.

>>93506109
This as well. Its obvious they're stretching their 78 episode contact with netflix out.

>>93505789
Nah, it has to be Lotor and Allura's rivalry over Keith.

>>93505772
I've seen those pics too, anon.

Especially Galra!Keith.

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Best boy time.

>>93505902
Voltron fanbase takes the cake right now.

>keith/lance shippers out of fucking control calling everybody who likes different ships pedos/racists/etc
>this autism is spilling into into real life as they attempt to doxx and stalk people
>whole anti pairing movement has been seen to be a breeding ground for actual child groomers
>if you want to talk about or see anything other than klance shit you'll need large swathes of people blocked
>harassment of VAs, showrunners and other show staff is constant

It's like steven universe all over again.

>>93506334
The fandom deserves it if they aren't doing anything to stop the harassment.

Do the Keith/Lance shippers have the fandom by the balls? The showrunners also aren't doing anything about the fanbase either, so, they don' really care. Because they don't care, neither should you. Sit back and see how far the Keith/Lance shippers will take things. They're apparently allowed too.

>>93506426
Honestly, I think the rest of the fandom just watches in horrified amusement most of the time. Showrunners and VAs have asked them to stop and just taken a step away from talking about anything shipping related because they're so insane. It's also the biggest "part" of the online fandom because it's a hot yahwees ship between two twinks.

Everybody's just waiting for somebody to get stabbed at a con.

Is this our Voltron thread?

>http://keiths-stupid-mullet.tumblr.com/post/162278664713/can-we-please-talk-about-the-faces-keith-makes-in

I watched the episode just now and this person glorified the scene and turned it something that it wasn't.

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>>93503251
It is indeed very enjoyable.
gotta love the mice

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>>93506480

>>93506465
Makes me wonder why this fandom is so obsessed with the male characters. It might have something to do with the writers making a lesbo couple in their past show, so now the fans in this show are hoping for a gay romance.

Which is unfortunate, but as I said, because the showrunners don't care about the harassment, neither should you and I. Someone getting stabbed or mugged won't really do anything or cause the showrunners to take action, anon.

>>93503251
enjoyable
fanbase is incredibly toxic
season two tried to do too much with too little time to actually flesh any of it out

>>93506563
Seriously.
>https://www.watchcartoononline.io/voltron-legendary-defender-episode-6

>>93506568
Because no matter what, fandoms love TEH HAWT YAOIZ. They love it to the point, they'll gladly throw the female characters under a bus for it. It's also because this cast is, by far, majority male though.

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>>93506480
>K-Keith loves Lance really!! look at this...uh
>Close up on his eyes!!! It's TRUE LOVE!
>look at his very half heartedly drawn expression in the background!! WOW! 10/10 conspiracy klance canon guise
I thought it was more of a Shiro holding and protecting Lance episode, if it's gotta be about shipping.

>>93506065
sure anon
keep telling yourself that while you enjoy your white bread of a show
extra water flavored

>>93505789
Just get Lotor lusting after Keith and Allura's daughter. Your love triangle problems are now solved.

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has a lot of cute one-off alien girls that get overshadowed by the vast sea of fujo shipping that the show has become.

>>93506480
>lance gets injured from an explosion
>keith shows concern for his team mate
>as does everyone else
>but klance is canon

>>93506679
That must make for extremely awkward family gatherings.

>>93506679
lotor is da man

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Pidge a cute

>>93504461
Well, it is rather exciting to watch a train wreck or a car crash, or animal abuse, or someone die.
>>93504820
Pidge works because Pidge was an off putting character with a a weird voice and we don't really need male nerd representation anymore.

>>93506568
>Makes me wonder why this fandom is so obsessed with the male characters.
there are only two female main characters and one is indistinguishable from a boy, what did you honestly expect?

>>93503781
fpwp

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>>93504536

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Post sluts

>>93506708
>fujo shipping

I liked that image with Lance, Nyma and Rolo.

>>93510282
Good slut posting please.

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>>93510282
>>93510625

>>93510282
Keith is a mean slut. He gets off to humiliating his partners and lowering their self esteem. He always baits them into competition, usually winning since he does low blows on their ego.

4/10 slut. The 4 is for his body.

>>93503251
I really wish the fandom wasn't so fucking retardedly obsessed with shipping the guys together and ignoring Allura.

>>93503251
>they make LD Lotor too sympathetic
>fans turn on Allura for rejecting their mentally unstable killer cinnamon roll
>"he wouldn't have decimated that planet if you had just given him a hug! REEEEE!"

>>93510753
Simply patrician.

>>93503251
Chocolate space elves are best elves.

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>>93510862
>caring about grils
You in the wrong neighborhood, boy.

>>93503251
/co/ loves klance

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>>93511760
Voltron has gotten too gay. It's taken a toll on its structural integrity. It can't hold!

>>93504502
But Korra was boring garbage

>>93505843
she's both

>>93508966
ye

I like it, but I feel they are wasting quite promising characters, especially Pidge (Keith and Lance seem to be going somewhere).

I've been hot for this Allura since the show came out but I haven't watched it because I don't want it to soil her for me by being mediocre or something

>>93513688
she's kind of painfully mediocre imo

pidge is by far the superior waifu

>>93513688
>Being hot for Allura when there's Pidge who is both best girl AND best boy

>>93513688
She's better than Katara.

>>93504854
>>93505015
>>93508966
>>93513521
>>93513737
>>93513743
it makes me happy to see such good taste

>>93503251
The show is alright, but my god is the fanbase pure autism. I legitimately feel bad for the show runners and VA's who get harassed by these retards.

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>>93513688
Allura is pretty solid. I don't think you'd regret watching it.

>>93513975
This is what you get when you forget to add cute girls and your entire fandom consists of yaoi fangirls.

>>93514005
Fuck. Keith is cute. I really hope we'll see more of his interactions with Allura.

It'll also make the fujos fuck off.

>>93514092
Fujoshi will never fuck off.

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>tfw no qt gf like Pidge
why live

>>93514182
Pidge is not for romancing.

Like seriously, I can't see her as a sexual being at all.

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>>93510282
He hasn't even shown up yet but I can tell he's going to give Keith a run for his money.

>>93514241
I can easily see her as the type that masturbates to a fuck ton of porn but never gets in a relationship.

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>>93504502
>motion blur
>constantly shaking camera

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BIG BROWN ELF TIDDIES

>>93505080
Pidge is basically Mulan IN SPACE.

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OUTTA THE WAY YOU PLEBEIAN FUCKING SHITS! BEST GIRL COMIN' THROUGH!

>>93503251
I really, really enjoyed the first season.
The second season made me extra bored. It didn't do much for me. Even when they revisited ideas and concepts from season one they did it either poorly or fine enough but worse than it was before.

The focus on the red dude that had the most boring relationship with the black dude (Shiro? Sorry been a while I watched) literally made me sleep on one episode, had to wake up and rewatch it.

Still I'm just glad the people behind this are getting paid to do more animation. Season 1 was that good that I'm willing to simply let it go and wait for the next thing.

>>93514608
>Allura gets racism with Keith being part Galra.
>Get a massive karma shock after Witch Haggar is revealed to be Altean like her.

Clever twist and might come into play for Allura's relationship with Keith and with the Galra in general. Finally coming to realize that the world isn't as black and white just because some tyrant destroyed most of your species.

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>>93506299
My nigga.

I really hope there's something more to Galra-Altean relations than "Conquering universe and stealing people's life force 'cause we evil purple people, lol"

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>>93514780
This goofy bastard knows the truth behind everything.

>>93514036
It worked so well for Star Vs, right?

>>93515128
What's with Star? I don't watch it. All I know is that there's suffering apparently?

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>>93504502
>shaky cam
Not even once.

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>>93515656

>>93514780
You expect too much.

>>93516911
A lot of people watching this show are.

>>93517083
I get the feeling most people watching this show wouldn't give a shit as long as their two favorite characters made out.

>>93513827
Should've been a boy

>>93514584
They're totally different

>>93517769
Yeah, Pidge is trans.

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>>93504536
>The dark skinned elf should've been a white non elf

We already have Pidge.

>>93506426
>The fandom deserves it if they aren't doing anything to stop the harassment.

I can't exactly stab them though the internet.

>Sit back and see how far the Keith/Lance shippers will take things. They're apparently allowed too.

At least we can look forward to the meltdown if Keith and Lance wind up hooking up with female characters down the line.

>>93506568
>Makes me wonder why this fandom is so obsessed with the male characters.

Because most of the online fandom is composed of yaoi fujoshis who want to see the male characters fug. It's the same as your typical 4chan fag being obsessed with the female characters from a show.

>>93513455
If she's both then she's way more nerd than tomboy

>>93509610
I like dark skinned elfs but the princess should've been white

>>93517803
Pigde should've been a boy

>>93517789
No she's not

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>>93517877
Nah, this fanbase has too many yaoifags as it is. If it was up to you, Allura would probably be a guy too and Voltron would just be about a bunch of guys having buttsecks in space.

>>93517894
Yes she is.

Should I watch the old 80's series?

>>93517916
You act like the Voltron gay porn parody would be a bad thing.

Speaking of, will VLD ever be popular enough for its own live action porn? I want a real life Shiro.

>>93517916
If it was up to me then the princess would be a white female

>>93517959
How masochistic are you.

>>93517943
Then i guess Zelda is also a tranny

>>93517959
Yes

>>93517987
I don't know. I only know it exists because it's also on Netflix. But is that bad?

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>>93517967
>You act like the Voltron gay porn parody would be a bad thing.

>implying it wouldn't be

>>93517997
Yes.

Pidge is best girl and I like the ship with her and Shiro. I can't say I do otherwise I'll get lynched.

>>93513381
What you're saying is Voltron's... too gay to function?

>>93518054
You just did though.

>>93517959
Which one? Defender of the Universe is funny for a few episodes but after the novelty wears off it becomes crushingly dull. I've only seen the first episode of Go Lion but it seems alright so far.

The netflix show is fucking great.

Probably one of the best Netflix Original series, period. Top five, easily. It's damn good Saturday Morning fare, and even the "down" episodes are a ton of fun to watch.
The fanbase is hardCORE fujoshi cancer, but then, you could say that about literally any show these days. It doesn't bother me anymore, and it shouldn't bother you. Just limit your thread-viewing to around the time a new season releases. The farther you get into the dark, the more retards and homoeroticism you'll find.

Don't let the disturbingly well rendered fan-art nipples put you off though, the show is solid as fuck.

>>93518065
I mean, on other sites.

>>93518107
Why do you care?

>>93518046
So anyone that pretends to be the opposite gender even once is a tranny

>>93515176
The fanbase is mostly comprised of waifufags, who also insist on their waifu being shipped with the main male character because he's the closest thing to a self-insert the show has.

Credit where credit's due though, they're far less awful than Klance shippers.

>>93518181
Yes.

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>>93506299
Well, if we've got to have this weekday thread, we should certainly make the most of it.

What are your hopes for Shiro's character development in the coming season?

I never understood the whole "Show is bad because the fanbase is bad" mentality

Like, dude, just turn off the screen. Walk away. You don't HAVE to engage with the shipping

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>>93518062
Yes, much like Keith.

>>93518255
I want more of his personality. Episode 1 of S2 gave us a tease, as well as him blowing up on Slav. I want more of that.

>>93518260
Because its fun to interact with a community that shares your interests, so a bad community is detrimental to enjoying the show for a lot of people

>>93518255
That he'll move aside and let Lance have some development.

>>93518272
Nice try but Shiro's the gay one.

>>93518300
I disagree with this

>>93503251
brown elves specifically, are my fetish, so it gets an A + from me

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>>93518313
Shiro is a girl.

>>93518313
Shiro's the gay one. Keith's the faggy one.

>>93518345
Shiro has had more than enough development. Let one of the brown boys shine for once.

>>93518290
There's a theory that he was once a hotheaded bad boy and someone taught him "patience yields focus" (which he later taught to Keith)

>>93504502
That overhead jump is really well animated. Rest is meh.

>>93518417
I pray for Bad Boy Shiro.

>>93518377
>ywn be picked up by your beefy, scarred girl senpai.

>>93503781

mostly this. Jokes boring, cringe action and it's mostly a poor man power rangers. And Power Rangers was bad.

People mostly watch it for Studio Mir and it's a shame they waste them in two shitty cartoons like Korra and Voltron. They should have use them for Castlevania.

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>>93518255
i hope he gets his fucking tits out and loses the prosthetic for a while

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>>93518480
Tell me about it.

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>>93518559
What don't you like about the prosthetic? I've seen a few people mentioning they hope he loses it, but I really like it.

I'd actually like to see him get some sort of upgrade to its weapon capabilities, and maybe a built-in cloaking device that makes it look like human tissue so we get the best of both worlds.

>>93518417
Yeun once said Keith wasn't the only paladin with family problems that we would learn about. We already know about Pidge's so Shiro is likely the one he was referring too. Unless we learn Hunk's family is secretly evil but I doubt it.

>>93518255
I don't think he'll show up much desu. He'll work in a resistance with Matt but returning to the main cast would reverse Keith's development towards becoming a leader that they set up with Shiro's absence.

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>>93517959
It's pretty bad, even by 80's standards. But if you have a high pain tolerance, I say go for it.

>>93518653
Just keep him busy with Romelle's pussy

>>93518640
Shiro killed his little brother with a bad mac n cheese confirmed.

>>93518609
i don't dislike it per se, I'd just like to see him handle not having it. if he's going to angst about being an amputee and having a cyborg arm forced on him I'd like to see him ditch it eventually

>>93518640
I still say it's Lance and his family problems are his mommy issues.

>>93518971
You mean his milf chasing fetish?

>>93518971
Allura suddenly realizes that her dad telling her Coran has really bad allergies that make his eyes watery so he's always tripping down stairs and landing face-first on doorknobs was bullshit

>>93519024
Let's just say breastfeeding til 12 wasn't his mom's idea.

>>93518640
If Shiro is the one with family problems then Ryou is definitely involved in some way.

Did anyone watch the Nicktoons Network one? It was pretty fucking bad, but the original villain Maahox was actually fantastic and a joy to watch. It's a shame he wasn't made for this series instead, because good villains are the one thing it hasn't got.

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>>93516109

>>93519315
If only they just let her build a wall..

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I hope Lotor is fun

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>>93519170
We streamed it some during the season one threads. That was the general consensus too, that it was pretty dull overall, but that guy was enjoyable.

We streamed some of Voltron 3D too, and the bounty hunters went over pretty well with everyone.

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>>93519328
A wall... in space?

>>93519386
Altean technology.

Daily reminder that lance is Scottish.

>>93519481
And Keith's dad is white and from the South.

>>93519481
He just tans a lot

>>93519526
He comes from the real life part of Scotland that has palm trees.

>>93519560
Plockton?

>>93518272
Lmfao Allura wish she was that curvy

>>93519591
Yes. He likes to think he can speak a bit of Gaelic and is a champion shinty player.

>>93504502
>posts a webm whose action would be blown the fuck out by almost anything in ATLA

One of the worst parts of Korra is the action was boring and static and unimaginative

>>93519621
You realize she can shapeshift right? She can be as curvy as she likes.

>>93519621
Allura weight gain AU.

>>93519653
His mom is a cute little Cuban lady, and his did is a big, burly, red bearded Glaswegian.

>Lance is Celtic
>Colleen is Celtic

Are these two MFEO?

>>93519661
Allura would rather turn purple to relieve her autogalraphilia.

>>93519691
He probably went to gigs at the Arches before it got shut down for the "drug deaths" and used to hang out in Kelvingrove Park drinking Glen's vodka when he was 11.

>>93519754
Yes. Colleen/Samuel is a racist ship because his surname is Holt and that's Proto-Germanic.

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>>93518801
No, Ryou got sent to live with his uncle Sven in Sweden because his and Shiro's forbidden love.

>>93519754
Celtic purity.

>>93506521

There you are Mice-Anon.

>>93519937
Sam is the Eternal Anglo.

>>93519990
Sam Holt confirmed for secret villain.

>>93519990
Sam is English and oppressed Colleen's culture.

>>93519937
I hate Germanics. They ruined Europe.

>>93519679
When where

>>93520017
This. People call Keith/Allura a racist ship but they don't make any fuss over Colleen/Sam.

>>93519777
Allura just wishes she could be Galra anyway, like how /a/ wants to be the little girl.

She wants that Galra cock too.

>>93520085
Klancers are threatened by Colleen/Lance so that's why they support Colleen/Sam

>>93520092
What's her purplesona like?

>>93520109
A strong female Galra warrior who likes to be beaten in the bedroom. She loves it when her big purple lover can hold her down and fuck her.

>>93520085
They aren't even comparable. The Alteans did something to fuck over the Galra but England was just a piece of shit to everyone because it could be.

>>93520108
Whenever Sam would turn his nose up at her stovies or make snide comments about independence, Colleen would get a wistful look in her eye and think about being taken away from all of this by a good Scottish man.

>>93520185
England is still a piece of shit to everyone just because it can be.

Why would a wonderful Irish woman marry a filthy English man anyway?

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>>93520162
Does Allura want to be a fuzzy or scaly Galra? Maybe a fish type?
Lotor would never let her live it down if he ever found out.

>>93520246
Sam spiked her potatoes and she got pregnant with Matt. Colleen was pressured to marry him by her Catholic family.

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>>93519086
Hate all you want but a breastmilk latte will change your life.

>>93520235
Ah, that's true. I shouldn't have spoken in past tense for the Anglo is eternal.

>>93520307
You haven't experienced the full force of the Anglo until you've gone to a uni outside of England that attracted a lot of rich English kids. Or worked for a company with an HQ in London.

>>93520279
Sam is the type of person who would go up to his Chinese co-worker to boast about how England is world-renowned for its tea culture.

>>93520253
She wants to be the type who just has skin. It gives her the maximum advantage of feeling fur or fishy scales or Zarkon's turtle flesh against her body.

>>93520358
My family was a part of the IRA. I think I know of how shitty Anglos are.

>>93520447
Are you from Boston?

So Colleen x Samuel is problematic?

Reminder that Scotland fucked itself up while trying to be a colonizing power like England.

>>93520529
Yeah, it ended up being England's cuck bitch. Hopefully they get independence.

>>93520496
It's the only problematic ship in the series. It's racist and heteronormative for starters.

>>93520496
Yes. Literally the worst pairing.

>>93520432
Alternatively, this iteration of Zarkon could be an armadillo.

>>93520621
Does Zarkon curl up in a ball when he's alone?

>>93520860
Yes. He also fights the urge to curl up into a ball every time Lotor speaks.

>>93520496
They're white and straight. So yes.

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>>93520621
did Zarkon give Alfor leprosy?

>>93520860
He could have a fuzzy underbelly. We haven't seen his bare chest.

>>93520954
>he thinks the Irish are white

>>93521032
Holt is a Germanic name tho

>>93520980
He must taste delicious.

Someone post the tumblr post where they turned her into a racial stereotype

>>93520980
We haven't seen any bare Galra chests. What a gyp.

>>93521172
Holt is Sam's surname. Colleen just adopted it after marriage.

>>93521429
She wanted to keep her own name but he was a traditionalist.

Do you think Colleen was one of his grad students and that's how they met?

>>93503251
Season 1 was alright, season 2 was a tad less good, the fanbase is nothing but trash, Hunk fart/burp/vomit/LOLFOOD gross humor got old in episode 1 and yet they're still doing it.

>>93520964
No but Alfor gave both Zarkon and Coran herpes.

>>93521557
Why is Alfor such an alpha?

>>93521584
Alfor is the Chad Thundercock of the series.

>>93521584
Centuries of superior Altean breeding.

>>93521557
No wonder Zarkon hates Alteans. A foul race indeed.

>>93521630
He should have told Alfor to wrap it. It's his own fault.

Which episode is the one where Keith and Allura twirl together in space?

>>93521761
He didn't know. Herpes is unheard of in among the Galra. They're a highly monogamous species, they don't pass along STDs like filthy Alteans do.

Zarkon was the first case in the history of the Galra, but he had Haggar treat him and cover the whole thing up.

>>93521761
Love makes you stupid. He believed Alfor when he said he got it from a toilet seat.

>>93521827
This is probably why Altean condoms are industrial strength and entirely encase the crotch.

>>93503251
>>93504442
>Really really bland. I just watched it for the threads on /co/ and because it was MIR
This. I mostly just kept (and will keep) watching it because it looks pretty and for the galra.

>>93522109
>for the galra.

My nigga.

>>93521857
When Zarkon told Haggar the story, she laughed in private for a week.

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>enter Voltron thread during offseason
>save all new Allura fanart
>and sometimes fanart of the others
>leave Voltron thread

short and sweet. love you all.

>>93521816
Season 2 Episode 6 - The Ark of Taujeer.

>>93522325
Sacura posted new pance? Nice.
>>93522590
Thank you. Watching it again I really hope they'll build on romantic Keith and Allura in the future seasons. They don't have to though, since right now I can't see any romance happening in the show because of the universe being at sake.

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>>93522325
Yes please

>>93522806
I don't ship anything but I want Keith/Allura to happen because it will tear this entire fandom apart and I would love to see that.

Allura's fluffy white pubes

>>93523006
I bet Haggar's are better.

>>93523027
she's ten thousand years old m8 that's just dust

>>93522982
This fandom already tears itself apart over nothing. I'm afraid of what will happen if Keith x Allura gets more romantic development or become endgame.

>>93523027
Allura has the tiniest of landing strips and Haggar has a crazy 70s bush.

>>93523073
What's the likelihood of someone commiting murder?

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What did they mean by this?

>>93523106
Lance is kinky.

>>93523081
Haggar is the patrician out of the two.

>>93523086
I'm surprised fistfights haven't broken out at any of the cons yet.

>>93522982
>more fandom drama
>unnecessary romantic subplot
Nah, that would suck. Most fandom cancer is produced by teens at the whims of their hormones, being entertained by that is like pointing at kids fighting over a toy and going "ha, look at these retards fighting over such a dumb thing instead of being logical adults", of course they're dumb, they're fucking kids. Quarantine them or something, don't bring that trash here.

>>93523073
Someone is definitely gonna kill themselves if Kallura happens.

>>93523106
You know damn well what they meant

>>93523106
Lance is gay and in love with Keith. He obviously want the dick, so he is happy to be chained to tree where he could not flirt with momen anymore, and think only about Keith

>>93523161
There were rumors of an anti slapping a Lotor cosplayer.

If it's just cons, it's just confined to shittalking shaladins while waiting in queues, photobombing sheith photoshoots, carrying broganes signs to annoy other cosplayers, or running away from shiro cosplayers "just in case they're a gross shaladin".

I wonder how old Haggar was when she got the slipperies. Do you think it gave Zarkon a massive erection when it happened?

>>93522982
It's interesting how Kallura is brought up as the ship that would BTFO the entire fandom, but then it would conveniently also play right into the hands of the Kallurans. Funny how that works.

If you really want to BTFO the fandom for real you'd be wanting Keith to get with a random alien. That's the ending I'm hoping for.

>>93523181
You say it like that's a bad thing.

>>93523260
>also play right into the hands of the Kallurans

What? The twenty of them? Hardly anyone ships that apart from oldfags.

>>93523260
I want the entire fandom BTFO with no romance at all.

>>93523299
And no fags. Except for maybe token background Galra, who will probably die anyway.

>>93523260
No, it wouldn't be as satisfying to see the if Keith ended up with a rando. The underdog ship winning the war (which I think was canon in the old series) is what makes this so fucking funny.

>>93523179
You infantilize teens too much, hormones is not excuse to act like shit. Only small faction of them acts like retards, so probably it happens because they are retards, not because they are teens. Also, there are enough of 20+ special snowflakes, who don't know what to do with their social/gender studies degrees, so they overanalyze cartoons. They deserve mocking.

>>93523299
No romance means people are still free to think their ship will come true in an epilogue comic or something. Marriage to random alien in the last episode closes the book more firmly.

>>93523291
Shut them down too.
Oldfags are smug as hell.

>>93523260
I read the autistic blogs of Lotor x Allura shippers and they are convinced they have a chance of their ship happening in VLD. Keith x Allura happening all over again would make them so mad.

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>>93523299
>wanting the asexual aromantic demiqyr hcs to be canon
They played you like a damned fiddle.

>>93523336
Keep tumblr on tumblr then. Where it belongs.

>>93523317
Let them live in suspense forever.

>>93523352
Well they haven't been wrong so far.

>>93523317
It still means someone wins. Nobody in this fandom deserves to win. The Kallurans have become just as bad as the Sheiths with their victim complex.

>>93523397
What, by ignoring the changes that actually have been made?

>>93523317
It's funny because it's the ship that was always canon in the previous continuities and if it happened again then people basically started up an imaginary ship war for pairings that never had a chance.

>>93523399
>kallurans
>sheiths
>victim complex
It's not a victim complex when they actually are attacked all the time.

>>93523362
I want old school Lotorfags to suffer.

>>93523440
Get off tumblr if you feel so attacked, you retard.

>>93523399
But they are the victims?

>>93523440
You could try not bringing that victim complex onto /co/.

>>93523469
I don't have a tumblr. I only browse YouTube and there's loads of Sheith/Kallura bashing.

>>93523504
No one fucking cares

>>93523483
There's always turning off the computer and going outside.

>>93523513
You obviously do.

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>>93523504
>reading YouTube comments

>>93523504
I used to have a tumblr but I gave up 2 years ago.

>>93523523
But then you could take your own advice.

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>>93523504
>reading youtube comments
wew

>>93523399
I agree. Everyone deserves their own Mai. Except Lance.
Last-minute Romelle for Shiro
Random arusian girl for Keith
Balmeran waifu for Hunk (probably canon)
Random druid-altean husbando for Allura
Robo-husbando for Pidge
Blue balls for Lance

>>93523527
No, I care that you want to whiteknight shipper honor like a tremendous faggot in /co/ of all places, not that shipfags are being "harassed" and "attacked" by mean words on twitter. Fuck off with this.

>>93523504
I saw that shit on Facebook too.

>>93523527
>>93523559
We've reached the "I know you are but what am I" stage of the argument pretty early here.

>>93523574
Platt x Lance or bust.

>>93523583
>like a tremendous faggot in /co/ of all places
What the fuck do you think /co/ even is?

>>93523602
Lance will truly fall in love with Platt but she'll say that he needs to grow as a person before they can be together.

>>93523574
Romelle won't be last-minute. She and Shiro are gonna be the only ones with a fully developed romance.

>>93523574
>Balmeran waifu
Shay is so much better than Mai. That's just insulting.

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>>93523574
as cute as Shay is, Hunk was pretty emphatic that he wasn't interested in her romantically. rip hunay

>>93523602
Who is Platt?

>>93523669
Mermaid chick

>>93523657
The boy is just in denial about his romantic feelings for rock waifu. They will get together in the future and make mutant rock children.

>>93523574
Allura is the representation, les or bi. She gets a druid waifu. Fujos don't care about lesbians unless they're protecting their ships, blow up about lesbians taking away precious rare gay male rep.

>>93503251
Allura a qt

>>93523504
Not just YouTube, it's on every discussion site. I don't have a tumblr either but I see it on random forums I browse.

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>>93523669
This shameless slut.
>>93523676
You're thinking of Plaxum.

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>>93523691
i know you're not serious but it comes off as the same kind of mental gymnastic stuff that makes people insist Lance must be bi or a closet homo.
once I saw the connection there it kinda turned me off hunay 2bh

>>93523549
>>93523563
>reading any post ever

>>93523732
So Lance is bisexual after all!

>>93523725
Doesn't mean they can't shut up about it for two seconds instead of being outraged every thread.

>>93523749
>once I saw the connection there it kinda turned me off hunay 2bh
I don't understand. Hunk/Shay was clearly ship teased but they just don't have the time for romance. Lance has consistently shown he is straight.

>>93523692
Hunk is the rep and tumblrs have to pretend to be supportive of the musclefat guy who barfs(and is a shade too dark for them to get horny over) instead of the yaoi twinks

>>93523781
Finally, we get our representation

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>>93523765
At this point I pretty much just scroll on past text posts and mine the fandom for sexy art.

>>93523796
He'll suffer the Leeron fate. People will say they like him but don't actually do much fanart.

>>93523788
People bring fandom drama on to every thread already and this shit is all over the the net - it's not something restricted to tumblrites.

>>93523725
I genuinely want to know what forums people use in 2017, I thought that slice of internet died.

>>93523765
>lacking an argument this much

>>93523830
Loads of people still use forums, anon. It's like how we still use this outdated imageboard.

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>>93523792
>character consistently shows interest in the opposite sex
>"omg he must be gay/bi"
>character explicitly says they're not interested in a romantic relationship with X
>"they were clearly ship teased!!"

>>93523846
I was making a joke. I'm not even that anon you were responding to.

>>93523862
Many characters say things like "they're not my girlfriend" but then end up together.

>>93523828
Missing the point. It's not restricted to tumblrites, but you have to have noticed that a lot of the Klance drama that gets complained about tends to have a Kallura or Sheith connection. They're the ones bringing drama in.

>>93523828
What's the point of bringing it here then?

>>93523856
Which ones besides this image board?

>>93523904
>tends to have a Kallura or Sheith connection
Isn't that because Klancers are raging war against them?

>>93523930
More like Klance vs Sheith (but the Klancers call them Shaladins to mask the ship war) and Kallura only got brought in after S2 because they were seen as a threat but there's hardly any Kallurans around to fight them.

>>93523930
You don't see any of the other targeted ships bringing shit in. If they'd stop using /co/ as their personal whinebox, we wouldn't have drama posts.

>>93523903
So Allurance definitely has a chance of happening, right? Allura shut Lance down hard, she must just be denying her feelings.
Sometimes when people say they're not interested it just means they're not interested, it doesn't have to be 11th dimensional shipping chess.

>>93523959
For only having 20 shippers, we sure do get a lot of posts complaining about Kallura being bullied here.

>>93523930
Pretty much all of the drama in this fandom is because of Klance versus Sheith business. I think Kallura just gets thrown in sometimes.

>>93523985
>So Allurance definitely has a chance of happening, right?
Hell yeah.

>>93523984
What other ships do Klancers target?

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>this thread
Better luck on the weekend, lads.

>>93524001
This place is oldfag territory.

>>93524055
Have you missed the whole Shaladin thing or most of the Pidge ships?

>>93524055
Seson 3 will bring a lot of Lotor ships for them to hate.

>>93524055
They say they are against all pedo ships but it's really just Sheith they hate.

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>http://galrakeithiscanon.tumblr.com/post/161895863848/another-analysis-why-lance-is-the-main-character
>When you're a hardcore fag for your fav

>>93524014
>I think Kallura just gets thrown in sometimes.
Right. Poor little bullied Kallura didn't deserve any of this.

>>93524081
Shaladin is basically just code for Sheith, anon.

>>93524071
It's not an official thread anyway, I'd rather they get the drama bullshit out of their systems than fuck up the real thread.

>>93524096
Quick, someone work out Lance's whole astrology chart based on his birthday.

>>93524102
Exactly, more people hate it than like it.

>>93524127
You'd need the time and location of his birth to do a complete workup.

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>>93524096
>i browse tumblr ironically haha

>>93524102
Looking forward to your meltdown in the thread when Kallura becomes canon.

>>93524096
I'm going to pretend this is satire.

>>93524118
People still get grief for them and yet you never see anyone posting it here.