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>Be me
>Watching Disney's Hercules
>Zero to Hero starts playing
>Father comes into room
>Sees Herc
>"Fuck Anon, that's the third time you've watched this today."
>He takes the disc out of the dvr
>The television doesn't change
>"FROM ZERO TO HERO"
>Father starts flipping the shit out
>Tries to throw a chair into the television
>"IN NO TIME FLAT"
>Sound starts coming from everywhere
>Entire neighborhood can hear this shit
>The chair gets thrown back at Father
>He's knocked out
>Run outside
>It's Ancient Greece
>Brown Women in togas are shouting
>"HERCULES HERCULES HERCULES HERCULES HERCULES HERCULES"
>ground cracks under me
>Hercules busts out of the Underworld
>Music stops
>He slowly walks towards me
>I look down
>My skin slowly starts to change into a dough-y sort of texture
>Feel myself slowly increasing in size
>Holy fuck, I'm as tall as a skyscraper
>Herc jumps up and lands on my sponge-y head
>He drops his skirt and plants his asscheeks right onto my face
>The brown women rise into the air
>I'm completely made of bread at this point with a ginger pushing his trouser-hams directly into my squishy skin
>Of course, I should have known
>Herc was on a roll
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>>93481977
hercposters get out
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>>93481977
you make me sick
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>>93481977
Wrong board faggot. /co/ isn't for posting retarded shit just so you can screencap it and post on reddit.
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>>93481977
Is this fresh or old pasta?
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>>93482105
I wrote it about 6 months ago, saved it on a google drive and decided the time for hercposting was now
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>>93482105
Well there's the Cotton Eye Joe post.
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>>93481977
>>/b/
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>>93482397
Newfag, leave.
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>>93482090
>people on 4chan actually believe this
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>>93481977
I didn't laugh but I'm still amused.
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>>93482514
Just because you faggots came here and keep doing it doesn't mean you should. Go shit up your own website, nobody will even notice a difference.
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>>93481977
not funny at all
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>>93482090
>/co/ isn't for posting retarded shit
News to me.
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>>93481977
It was funny till the ending if I'm being honest with you
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>>93481977
now THIS is 4chan culture
bravo
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>>93482921
Is this the beginning of a spicy new meme?
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>>93482114
It was completely effective would lol again, timed perf.
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>>93481977
I'm waiting for the eventual crossover between Hercules and Dr Pig. It'll make my Summer holidays worth it. 0w0
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>>93482090
>/co/ isn't for posting retarded shit
You thinking /co/ is for talking about comics and cartoons in a civilized manner makes me think u reddit.
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>>93482896
Well thanks for the feedback! I made another thread but it didn't do so well.
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>>93483458
Here's the thread for anyone wondering.
>>93482357
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>>93481977
>hercposting
>Also rolls dubs
Flawless execution anon. Well Done
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