SHAOLIN COWBOY - WHO'LL STOP THE REIGN #3
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BECAUSE THIS HASN'T BEEN POSTED YET FOR SOME REASON
>>93434295
BUMP IF YOU'RE READING
I don't even know what to ask that pig is.
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Sorry for the delay.
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HA HA, TIME FOR DARROW
And thanks OP, I didn't know that this came out.
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>>93434547
No problem.
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>>93434589
Had to shrink this page, so it might look like shit.
bumping for readers
BAMP!
>>93434715
This book is so fucking surreal that Ultraman fighting Godzilla barely rates as a backdrop for it.
>>93434715
Also had to shrink this page, so it may also look like shit.
The file size on this rip is ridiculous.
>>93434813
Also had to shrink this one, even more so than the others, so this one very likely will look poor compared to the other images.
This is really getting to be a pain in the ass.
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>>the pterodactyls that grabbed the baby are back from last issue
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No letters page in this issue, or at least none that was included in the rip.
>>93435232
And that's that.
I am speechless.
>>93435261
Basically me every time one of these comes out, these things really need to be in pages with better quality than ordinary floppies, some of the crazy detail in Darrow's pages can get hard to pick out.
This was awe inspiring. In more ways than one. Thanks!
>>93434295
>that cover
lol
>>93434304
>SERGIO ARAGONES VARIANT COVER
OH WOW!
>>93434391
>COQ-BITES
This is already too insane for words.
>>93434455
>We ninjas are known as the accountants of the martial arts world, because we always keep our balance!
>And I'm going to put you in the red!
This is legitimately some of the most batshit dialog in comics history.
>>93435312
Don't worry Dark Horse collects all of Darrow's stuff in hardcovers the size of the Library Editions
>>93434455
Is that pig farting?
>>93434478
The fact that this page is somehow the most fucked up one yet is quite an achievement given the unbelievably high standard set by the earlier pages.
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>Ultraman fighting Godzilla in the background
What the fuck is this even
What WORLD does this take place in?
Japanese Fight World?
And why was the crab from "The Hike" on that girl's head?
>>93435328
No problem.
>>93434813
That bottom panel is one of the most fucked things I have ever seen.
>>93434813
>dog pissing
>>93434937
What in the fuck is he doing with that fish?
>>93434937
>PiLDOS
I WAN NO TRABLE
>>93434937
>hog is bleeding out the ass and they're licking it up
>>93435163
Dog nunchucks.
Wait, sorry, knife-legged dog nunchucks.
Okay.
>>93435132
OH SHI-
I didn't even notice that at first!
>>93435035
How does that crab mindcontrol her?
Y'know what, it doesn't even matter. Nothing in this comic makes any sense anyway.
>>93435065
>We are wicked pissers.
>And today, cowboy, you get to be our hydrant.
Yeah, this is the most insane dialog in any comic since The Coming of the Supermen.
>>93435113
I keep thinking there's no way this comic can get anymore baffling than it already is, but there you go.
>>93435065
dat pigga dead
>>93435133
Is that dog farting?
>>93435163
And now the dogs are literally pissing themselves.
>>93435163
>'and they ALL have HEALTH CARE, making them FEARLESS!"
holy fuck mein sides
>stuff updates in real time
>>93443140
what are you referring to?
>>93443168
Clocks and stuff
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Blue Demon a QT.
Do Y'all think I should story time Hard-Boiled this week? I don't have the best rip but it should get the job done.
>>93443618
Sure why not.
>>93443618
Try to get a better rip/scan. Some of the scans I've seen are ROUGH looking.
>>93434304
YOU BETTER BELIEVE I'M READING
>>93434295
fucking madness
>>93434295
this deserves a WTF bump
bumping for others
>>93434295
Fuck Darrow
He is an asshole.
>>93434304
Based Sergio.
I honestly wonder if the talking jackass will ever return and Shaolin Cowboy will actually get back to fighting the demon baby or whatever the fuck it was at the end of the first series