>When it comes to procreation, men are essential, but for

That chicks know how to push their own buttons.

That chicks know how to push eachother's buttons.

>>93420402
>>93420409
These.

>>93420384
Amazons are stuck-up prudes.

>>93420384
It's a bunch of women hanging around an island for a few hundred years, what do you think they've been doing?

It's the Amazons version of "women are for marrying, boys are for pleasure".

70-80% of men don't know how to lick pussy.

Seriously, learn it, and you automatically will become a superhero. To women that fuck you at least.

>>93420384

bumping pussies beats pole climbing every day of the week

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>>93420610
>>93420409
>>93420402
>>93420384

>>93420384
someone post the tazmanian devil crossover

>>93420384

She's right, but only with regard to pleasures that any idiot could give you.

>>93420384
Didn't we have two threads of this already?

>>93420384
That chicks can jerk off, too.

>>93420436
>>93420384
But was he every woman's husband and every man's wife tho?

>>93420603
>willingly learning to do the most beta thing possible

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>people who are most offended by this line get the least action to begin with
Really fires the ol' synapses.

>>93420384
It's a reference to how guys stop after they orgasm but they don't continue to let their girls orgasm because they suck at true sex

>>93420384
That she can finger blast herself and her fellow Amazons.

Lesbian stuff.

>>93422943
Thought this was nude Rogue resting her forehead on her knees

>>93422940
>Having sex with a woman is now considered beta...

>>93422940
Holy fuck anon you're so fucking stupid, holy shit.

>>93420432
Crocheting.

>>93422983
no silly, pleasing women is beta.
c'mon sis, how new are you?

>>93420384

FUCKING ROASTIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>93422940
>he doesn't want a woman to sit on his face
Fag

>>93420603

What superhero (male) is the best at eating pussy?

>>93420384
They're sidekicks, just like the cartoon.

>>93420384
straight women have the fewest orgasms.

>>93423124
Reed Richards
or
Ant-Man shrinks and uses Janet's clit as a punching bag

>>93423124
Batman. He's a sexual master.
Just ask Diana

>>93423124
Not sure about licking but Pym can shrink down and get right in there and use his whole body. 100% canon

>>93423207
And gay men have the most. What's your point?

>>93423124
Toad

>>93423124
Vibe
Chairface Chippendale

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>>93423259
That maybe I need to reconsider my life?

>>93423013
My girl doesn't understand the appeal of face sitting. Yet she loves it when I jam my cock down her throat. Go figure.

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>>93422940
>not licking pussy

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>>93423281
>Vibe
>>93423315
then learn how to eat pussy correctly.

there's really no need to sperg over this.

broads aren't necessary for jerking off either. So I'm not sure what kind of offense I'm to take from "you can masturbate and be happy" being a conclusion drawn from a sex scroll.

>>93423124
Someone with speed and/or power, so Flash or Supes

>>93422940
>Most beta thing possible
Oh, you can go WAY more beta than that, anon.

How can I learn to eat pussy better?

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>>93423124
>>93423614

>>93420384
Dragon dildos are popular for a reason, anon.

>>93423677
seminars. seriously, there are classes you can go to. Some have them at sex stores, I went to one at a sex trade show just for the hell of it (also the bondage one for curiosity, haven't ever done it).

Or you can just ask your gf what she likes best. Talking about your sex life makes it TONS better

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>>93423124
I can't believe nobody has mentioned Lick-It Man, the literal answer to this question.

>>93422940
>pleasuring a woman is beta
Do you even have a girlfriend?

>>93423784
>Fav Drink: Pineapple Juice
Fucking on point!

>>93420384

She prophetically meant that when it comes to mantaining brand awareness, Man of Steel was essential, but her solo origin story is still more well received now and making more box office movie than Supes.

Your turn, Batffleck movie.

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>>93423903
Mind = Blown

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>>93423765
>seminars on cunnilingus

>>93423124
Toad

>>93423241
>Superbro

>>93422940
>>93422983
>>93423013
>>93423636
>>93423786
Guys, guys, guys. He's not a beta. He's just a stupid fucking greasy pasta-slurping wop. For some reason the Eye-Ties have been convinced that drinking from the furry cup is less manly than sucking actual dick since at least the Bronze Age.
I know, shit's weird.

>>93424137
Nope he was just a troll, and judging by the amount of replies, a mildly successful one

>>93423614
you're doing it wrong

>>93420384
She meant that Lesbianism is rampent on an island without men. /thread

>>93424931
what, pussy licking?

>>93420384
>What did she mean by this?
lip service
digging for clams
pearl diving
eating out
dining at the Y
cutting the carpet

>>93425313
...I'm not following

literally all you have to do is hammer that button

you don't need a penis for that

>>93425506
>hammer that button
Very few women like it when that is done fast and hard. Most want that part licked slower cause it's extremely sensitive. Do you like your dick rubbed a ton after you orgasm? It's kinda like that, too much and it leads to pain.

Everyone is a little different though

>>93422940
never understood how dudes go on and on about pussy being the best shit ever but licking it is basically gay

>>93420384
Lesbian love anal sex/butt play.

>>93420633
>"That's a big strap-on."
>"For /u/."

>>93425474
Polishing the mirror.

>>93425474
Yodeling in the valley.

>>93424137
The fuck anon? I'm a wop and I love eating pussy. Piss off.

>>93426251
Only in porn.

>>93425764
I don't mind fucking one, but licking it isn't up my alley. DESU most look roasty as fuck and honestly I don't even find them to be visually appearing unless they have the tight apparence.

Before "you must be gay" I don't find dicks or the idea of being penetrated by one attractive either. I think I'm just not that into sex because I'm picky as fuck about what I like and honestly I think I enjoy just looking at cartoon fetish porn and jerking off more than actually engaging in anything.

Was I broken before I found the internet /co/ or did too much internet break me and my tastes?

>>93428328
Maybe you just have a low sex drive. Or maybe you masturbate too much to weird cartoon porn and you lost sight of what real life sex is like, I dunno.

>>93420384
she just described the mindset of every lonely unmarried woman ever

>>93428403
>you masturbate too much to weird cartoon porn and you lost sight of what real life sex is like
I hear you, but I had a fling a few months ago and I just didn't enjoy the sex that much. I would agree with you if I'd been dry for years, but I haven't lost sight of it if I had it recently and the entire thing was just "meh" to me. A lot of effort for something I didn't enjoy that much.

>>93420384
Well technically that's true, anyone can orgasm on their own.