>"Your name isn't coming up on Bing™, Michelle"

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>>93401909
What's your thread supposed to be about, OP?

>>93402715
I think

I THINK

that he thinks it's 2016 and his rumors haven't been widely disproven yet?

OP have you been in a coma? Prison? Where have you been, OP? How do you not know?

have you been too busy posting on >>>/hugbox/ about how SJWs are ruining your retirement

>>93402715
MJ

She would be the first attractive live action MJ.
So that's a positive.

Her name was revealed in the novelization, it's Michelle Toomes [/spoilers]

>>93402842
Go away, Pascal
>>93402989
That was debunked.

Quit trying to force this stupid meme

>>93402715
It's making fun of the Dark Knight Rises Ending and the perceived hackery of the new Spider-man flick.
>>93402767
>Disproven
To be fair those could just be lies.
It's not like movie studios haven't bullshitted with their obvious secrets being guessed months before the movie drops

>>93402842
>implying a shitskin could ever be better than Kirsten Dunst

>>93402790
But Seth Rogan isn't directing this.

>Still trusting the "leak" from the guy that said Asa Butterfield was 100% confirmed as Peter and that Ego from GotG2 was only a fakeout

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>>93403480
quit trying to force the meme that it's untrue, shill.

when it leaks after the first viewings that "her friends call her MJ" this movie's hype hits the garbage bin. Flash is uno Poo en el Loo and is a pls no bulli, Michelle is "MJ", Shocker doesn't wear the mask and keaton dies. Shit's going to bomb.

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>>93407172
I know you're just baiting, but people have been saying this shit for weeks. How did Spider-Man of all characters warrant such a huge influx of shitposting

>>93407172
Keaton doesn't die, Spidey saves him. The rest is true though.

so her nickname is pretty much definitively MJ, right?

Gotta tell my cousin to cancel the pre-order. Was flying the whole family in from Juno to see the spiderman on the local cinema house.

>>93407172
>quit trying to force the meme that it's untrue, shill.
Are you literally going "pls pls let this be true" under your breath?

>>93407945
not literally.