Even a fly can become a Green Lantern. What's stopping

>>93395401
Bzzd had the will power to get paired up with a sentient planet.
I can hardly bring myself to wake up in the morning.

>>93395401
So do lesser creatures get uplifted when endowed with a ring? Do they become dumb again when they take it off? Does it artificially extend his lifespan to more than a few days?
This is some Flowers for Algernon bullshit.

>>93395500
He's a sentient alien fly with presumably a reasonably long lifespan.

Now Dex-starr, that's another question. You'd think the whole napalm blood thing would not assist with extending lifespans.

>>93395401

Im not a fly.

A ring

>>93395526
He is only three in comic book years.

>>93395401
I inspire great fear.

>>93395401
Bzzd is best green lantern.

>>93395401
Reality.

>>93395401
Anyone have the comic where he solo's a guy using himself as a bullet?

>>93395401
A lack of intelligence, charisma, and talent? No money? No friends?

Maybe it's because technically my life has improved, or did improve almost two years ago and I just accept what I have as better than nothing. Maybe because I'm a mammal and not an insect.

>>93395526
Atrocitus lived for eons off pure hate alone, without a ring. Safe bet a perk of a Red Lantern is being pissed off enough to endure the test of time

>>93395500
>Does it artificially extend his lifespan to more than a few days?

/an/ here,

The "eat poop, vomit, wring hands together" flies don't actually live for a few days, but instead can have lifespans of up to 5-6 months.
The flies you're thinking of are called mayflies/damselflies and they usually live anywhere from 24-72 hours and only enter into their final, adult stage of development to breath.

The two qualities that seperate these organisms are:
-Flies can eat. Insects that live for a few days don't even bother developing mouths or digestive systems- they store everything they have from being a worm and just burn through it as an adult. Some butterflies do this in fact.
-Flies are constant. Insects that will only be around for a few days usually time and organize their day-length lives very carefully so as to all become adults at the same time in large swarms so they can breed and die as quickly and efficiently as possible.

>>93395783
>adult stage of development to breath.

Did you mean breed?

>>93395929
>Did you mean breed?

I did!

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>>93395401
Am I as admirable as a fly?

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>>93395577