SPECTACULAR SPIDER-MAN STORYTIME, let's see if Zdarsky is

>>93357469
lmao

>>93357373
>It's Wilson Fisk with a wig

So...it's a Spider-Man team up book?

>>93357556
Definetely better than whole post Spock Slott's run.
So Spider-Man goes back to not so smart level again?

>>93357320
ohboyohboyohboyohboy

Eeeeh

>>93357469
Oh right she exists

>>93357556
That was good. Best spidey issue in awhile

Thanks, OP.

That was pretty good. Felt really compressed but I suppose I'm too used to extremely decompressed issues.

Was better than most of Slott's issues, only problem is Peter dating a nigger for movie synergy

>>93357330
>Torch is sick of hearing Spider-Man's origin story over and over
kek

Also, forget burning down a bar, he once burned down an entire campus.

>>93357373
Just his brother? I'd be more worried about every super-villain in town and then some trashing this place and killing him.

>>93357330
Ugh I kinda ship them now.

>no superhero movies, they're so unrealistic
What part of superhero movies could THEY possibly find unrealistic?

>>93357469
Johnny will finally get his revenge for that time Peter kissed his sister.

>>93357339
>some common thug actually thinks he's the one who'll finally get spider-man

>>93358404
>Implying she doesnt want Peter's D

>>93357469
this is mediocre at best

>>93358423
If he was smart he wouldn't be a common thug trying to rob people in broad daylight on a busy street in New York.

>>93357339
>spider-man nearly gets punked by thug and saved by ant-man
>>93357346
>Spider-man acting like a moron
>>93357350
>Spider-man offering free tech shit but gets laughed at in his face
>>93357469
>long time fan-favorite love interest hooks up with his best buddy
Are we sure this guy even likes Spider-man. Why is MJ even living in that shitty looking apartment when she's employed by and rubbing shoulders with Iron Man?

>>93358345
>What part of superhero movies could THEY possibly find unrealistic?
I think it's a joke about how people rarely agree with how their jobs are portrayed in fiction. Like Policemen, Scientists, or Doctors watching serials about those jobs and how they're dramatized for the public.

>>93358507
Did you actually read the dialogue on that last page?

>>93358507
>Spidey
>not having a shitty life and being treated with no respect
Do you even read comics?

Oh joy, another bad Spidey book. Can't get enough of those.

>>93357456
Is that Riri? AAAAAND dropped

>>93358771
Yes it is, I remember solicits for #2 or #3 of this book and Riri was in it

>>93358661
It ain't the 80s anymore.

>>93358658
I didn't want anyone thinking I was jumping the gun with my judgement of the first couple pages so I glanced ahead without really reading in an attempt to lend my post credibility.

>>93358804
Cool. Why the fuck did she blast Spider-man?

>>93357469

Reading a Spidey book not written by Slott is a breath of fresh air. With that said, I need to reread this issue. Spidey was a bit too quirky here.

>>93358862
>I didn't want anyone thinking I was jumping the gun so I jumped the gun

>>93358804
Well serves me right for having hopes for a non-Slott Spider book.

>>93358908
Yeah basically. I think I came to the right conclusion regardless cause there's Spidey was getting shit on a lot. I seemed a little unwarranted.

>>93358862
Dont think it was mentioned in the desc, I think they team up, probably the cliche heroes must fight for some reason before working together thing

>>93358914
yes I hate her too, will probably just stick to RYV desu

Not amazing, but definitely not bad. Felt like it had too many characters and plot lines though, and none of them SUPER compelling.

>Peter dating an OC
>another OC, brother of the Tinkerer fixing everything
>hacked phones that for some reason Peter chases across the country. no really why is he doing this
>Peter has a secret sibling!!!
>Peter getting his spider-senses stolen by SHIELD
>etc etc etc

Just a lot going on. Maybe that's a good thing

>>93358936
>hacked phones that for some reason Peter chases across the country. no really why is he doing this
Nothing about this story makes sense.

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>>93358936
>Peter has a secret sibling!!!
m8

>>93358992
That mini wasn't even good.

>>93359020
I liked it

>>93359032
Well, that's fine I guess.

So we can all agree Renew Your Vows is the only good Spidey book now?

>>93359045
If only it were good.

>>93359045
Good is a bit of a stretch.

>>93358992
No, I've heard it was from Family Matters or w/e that Mark Waid OGN was but realistically, for 90% of readers reading this #1 this will be a new plot point.

>>93359045
Fell apart with the X-Men arc.

>>93359207
The ending was bad but the leadup was good.

>>93359344
>Not liking MJ oneshotting Magneto and Emma Frost

>>93357469
This is too perfect.

Too perfect for Johnny.


Fun issue. Chip doesn't disappoint.

>>93359373
>liking MJ oneshotting magneto and emma
...wut

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>>93358936
>>Peter has a secret sibling!!!

This was already a thing. She comes from Spider-Man: Family Business, the OGN by Waid from back in 2014.

Which now brings that into 616 continuity. Where the fuck would it even fit in?

>>93360092
Pre Superior

>>93360104
Obviously. But where?

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>>93360062

I'm not super impressed by the issue
it wasn't bad
but it just wasn't anything special

it just felt like a Marvel team up book, and I don't need something like that
the Teresa thing is the only thing that's going to keep me reading for now. It was pretty lame how literally everyone was just shitting on Spidey though. I mean, I get that it's a joke, but it's not fun when everyone does it over and over.

Who will be the writer daring enough to wash off the decade-old skidmark that is "One More Day"?

>>93357330
You know, one thing I liked about old comics were all those * and notes from editors.

I wish they would show up more.

>>93360216
None, because that's a decision that can only be approved by higher-ups who refuse.

>>93357373
>why i never bothered with siblings

Knowing how this issue is going to end.....

>>93357469
She knows she's not his sister. Why is she saying she is?

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>>93358507
>>long time fan-favorite love interest hooks up with his best buddy
>Are we sure this guy even likes Spider-man. Why is MJ even living in that shitty looking apartment when she's employed by and rubbing shoulders with Iron Man?

>>93360435
Are you confusing her with his fake sister instead of his real sister?

>>93360466
Who was also named Teresa?

>>93360466
Well, it's the same person. She was revealed to being tricked into thinking she was his long lost sister, but then the ending was really vague and sort of hinted that she might actually be his long lost sister.

It's a hell of a coincidence

>>93359020
Mini =/= OGN
anon please

>>93357469
Well, that stunk.

>>93360092
All the OGNs are 616 continuity.

dit they reset spider man again? he is poor again? thats bullshit, the only good change he had

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>>93360435
>>93360466
>>93360597
>>93360587
Yeah, it's super teased that she just happened to be his actual sister, espeically with the butler guy doing DNA tests

>>93360825
>dit they reset spider man again?
No.

>he is poor again?
He isn't. He's still CEO of Parker Industries.

>thats bullshit, the only good change he had
You like reading Iron Man-lite?

Why does Teresa look like a 50yo woman?

>>93357359
>Annoying hipster chick with multicolored hair as love interest.

How long before we can banish her to Carlie Coopersville?

>>93360985
>You like reading Iron Man-lite?
its much better than I-phone Iron man and SJW minority Iron man lady

>>93361082
Being better than a Bendis book isn't an especially great gauge of quality.

>>93361108
those are Marvel Books, we rate them from worst possible to bearable.
as Lite spider iron man thing was bearable

>>93357469
I really don't care for this characterization of Spidey. Can't believe I'm saying it but Slott is better.

>>93361283
>but Slott is better.
He isn't. Whether you like this or not, Slott is not better.

>>93357429
>queue it's always sunny music
"Peter forgets his date"

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Looks pretty ok. I think I'll pick this one up later today.

>>93360435
Probably because she wants to talk to Peter now and decided it would be the fastest way to get attention from people around him. Or maybe something more sinister. It's been a while since I read Family Business, did she find out that he's Spidey in that?

>>93360239
Deathstroke still does that frequently, mainly because events from the first few issues are still critical to the ongoing plot at issue #20

>uninteresting first issue
>still 5.00
Classic marvel

>>93357439
And, again, Peter is a shit friend.
>>93357548
Since when does Natasha consider Pete a friend?

>>93363062
>Since when does Natasha consider Pete a friend?

Since Slott started writing her in Ends of the Earth.

>>93360168
I hate this more everytime I see.

>>93363062
>Peter is a shit friend.

So's Johnny, tho, desu, senpai.

Spider-Man fans are impossible to please. This was a pretty good issue.

>>93357359
DROPPED

that girl looks like a tranny

>>93357359
Yup, still Marvelumblr.

Pretty fucking shit issue. Dumb Peter, "quirky" gurl, lazy storytelling. i was expecting something... better. Glad I didn't add it to my pull. Guess I'll pick up Bloodshot & Ninjak again this September if that's the quality Marvel is going with...

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>>93357359
>Peter with the jungle fever

Well this was very disappointing.

Holy hell this was light years ahead of anything Slott's put out in a long time. I loved how compressed this was, in ONE issue it got so much done.

>>93363399
>This was a pretty good issue.

Was it really though?

>>93363712
I thought so

>>93363786
Yeah, but would you have thought so if Marvel had payed you to say that?

>>93364105
Hadn't*

>>93358507
>Are we sure this guy even likes Spider-man
No, and that's the best.
Any writer who writes their favourite character for long enough eventually turns to shit

>>93364168
This. Slott's favorite superhero is Spider-man and his favorite villain is Doc Ock. Look where that got us. Writers should never write their favorite characters.

>>93364237
Plus, lets say this guy doesn't like Spider-Man. What he's given us is a Pete that is kind of a weenie, kind of forgetful, tells horrible jokes, and gets no respect from the superhero community despite being one of their best

This is classic fuckin spider-man and I love it.

>>93357469
Once again, Johnny Storm will try to get as close to possible to fucking Peter without it being gay.

>>93364440
This

>>93364296
That description sounds more like a Flanderized Spider-Man than classic

>>93357380
Uatu the Watcher is a young black lab assistant now?

>>93363556
>being this happy about mudsharking

You're Bendis, right?

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>>93357373
G-guys? Have we ever seen Mason, Kingpin, and Rhino in the same room?

>>93357320
well that whole thing was boring and pointless
plus stupid with spiderman getting defeated by a lame character like widow

>>93364794
It's a Slott character. He was named after the Watcher and is a child prodigy who worked for Horizon.

The original Uatu is dead as fuck.

>>93357415
I don't get the sigh joke. Can someone please explain?

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>>93361465
https://youtu.be/WKFIDLMliHo

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>>93358507
>long time fan-favorite love interest hooks up with his best buddy

>>93357491
Are they throwing shade at the MCU? If so, I aprove.

>>93364237
Nah. What you saw is the same general effect that happens with all super popular characters like spider-man. The writers have dreamed their whole life of writing a story about the character so they tend to have something that they've been thinking of doing for decades
That's why almost every writer when placed on a spider-man comic makes some amazing work. The problem is what comes after the big story arcs they always wanted have come to fruition. They now have to make a story with the same standard of quality as something they've been working on for years/decades on a monthly/weekly schedule and most people can't fucking do that so everything takes a sharp drop.
If Slott wasn't such a troll and took sabbaticals from Spider-man to improve his stories the work would be far better.

Why did they write Peter to be such an idiot?

>>93365901
Zdarsky always writes Peter like an idiot.

>>93365901
Plenty of writers nowadays forget Peter only acts like a goofball as Spider-Man as opposed to actually being one.

>>93365176

Kingpin and Rhino yes. Mason and either of these fellas. NO.

>>93365901
Basically what >>93366136 said
It's been somewhat of a problem in the last 17 years, but far moreso since BND started.

>>93357339
>This time it wasn't Peter's fault!
That's just mean. But it was his fault.

>>93357396
>Spidey saying NBD
Someone read the Sony emails, I see.

>>93357350
>>93357359
>another writer, another exclusive waifu
This shit needs to stop.

>>93358896
Why would you re-read it? It's awful.

>>93360597
So who did Aunt May or Richard bang?

>>93367135
Probably Norman Osborn.

>>93366338
Clone Conspiracy doesn't count for obvious reasons.

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>>93357320
Reminder that Zdarsky browses /co/, so if you don't say nice things about this it might hurt his feelings.

So utterly not interested in Pete's secret sister. I'm so repulsed that this is main continuity.

>some random guy just randomly pops up and all the heroes ask him to fix their tech
>including tony stark
Wouldnt these guys be more secretive with their stuff? Specially ant-man.

>>93367466
Yeah. Its contrived as all fuck. They try to hand wave it but no, there's no way this guy has been providing tech for any length of time ESPECIALLY to Stark

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>>93365526
You the same guy that did this?

>>93357556
it was kind of nothing

Don't really like the fashion girl or good guy tinkerer or this widow story

So why exactly is spidy bothering with this jailbroke phone?

>>93361059
>>93363423
short hair is based.

>>93357429
I can see Slott getting mad at this page.

>>93357469
OK this was pretty fucking awful especially the "comedy".

>>93357491
>Spider-Man: Homecoming

>>93357373
Holy shit, is that Andre the Giant as a scientist?

>>93358929
>I think I came to the right conclusion regardless cause there's Spidey was getting shit on a lot. I seemed a little unwarranted.
Except that's not MJ, which if you'd read the dialogue instead of spewing out lukewarm takes you'd know, you ignoramus.

Thanks for storytiming, Anon. I had cautious hopes for this book but sadly they didn't pay off. Spidey is a literal genius and has been around for a long, long time in the superhero scene. He should probably be respected more in this regard and a retreading of "Peter never makes his appointments" is kind of boring and too cliched nowadays.

>>93368023
Nope. Just some guy with MS Paint.

>>93367758
Stark probably did it to keep tabs on him for a future evil Stark Scheme.
And is his brother the same tinkerer that got brutalized by the SHRA in front of his grandchildren despite being retired? Surely this guy has to have a problem with helping Stark with anything after that?

>>93369064
This is supposed to be a "back to basics" Spidey book, while Slott's book continues on as the "look at how smart and successful and loved Spidey is" take.

>>93357359
>female
>likes spidey
>new to NYC
>has her own card
Future villain?

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>>93357359
So Zdarsky is basically redoing Tara Tam?

>>93357548
How many times now have people studied/stolen his spider-sense and turned it into tech?

>>93371005
I don't think anyone has ever been able to outright copy it before. If it wasn't for meta reasons i'd expect this attempt to copy it to outright fail as it's literally a magical power from being connected to the web of the universe or some other mystical jargon.

>>93357469
So how soon until this is canceled? I give it 12 issues max

>>93363399
batman and spider-man fans are the worst

>>93357359
the fuck is that perspective in that bottom panel. That dude is huge compared to Spidey and Ant-Man

>>93363401
>looks like a tranny
Im not gonna get all hopeful, most likely she doesnt have a feminine penis anyways.

>>93357380
>Hophni and Phineas

Prove that you paid attention in sunday school /co/, who are those names referencing?

>>93367438
Chip you're a bad writer and not at all funny and would have gone nowhere in this industry if you weren't Fraction's side bitch.