Childhood is when you idolize Hayley, adulthood is when you realize

>>93347454
whatever you say Seth.

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>>93347454
Adulthood is realizing they're all dysfunctional human beings for the sake of our enjoyment and shouldn't be looked up to or looked back on for any form of a role model.

Except for Donald Duck.

>idolizing hayley

I idolize how much of a slut she is.

>>93347582
>idolizing thots
She's not even hot like Francine.

>>93347454
Maturity is realizing you want to fuck the alien

>>93347454
They're both wrong, but Stan is more entertaining in his wrongness.

>>93347454
The joke in it is that they're both wrong, but wrong on opposite spectrums. But to look at either of them as right is immature. They're wrong for our enjoyment .

>>93348038
>Wanting to protect your country from hippy libshit faggots
>immature

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>>93347948
This guy gets it.

>>93347536
Cold as ice.

>>93348350
This is probably an image Roger has somewhere in the attic.

>>93348462
Probably right above wherever he sleeps

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>>93348462
I ship it.

>>93347536
That's funny.

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american dad more like american BAD am i right

STAN THOUGHT HE WAS FUCKING MOSES

>>93348561
So they've canonically had sex at least twice right? Once there and the other time when they did the friendship ritual.

>>93351592
One there, the friendship ritual when Stan got fingered, the Thanksgiving episode when Roger jerked off Stan, and the episode when Stan started doing nice things in his sleep and fucked Dr. Penguin.