You must join a side, do you pick existential nihilists douche

>>93334044
I fuck rocks

>>93334044
Crybaby pussies just for the slightly more attractive females

>>93334044
Taking the rocks up the ass here.
Plebbit can get fucked.

>>93334044
(I'm OP and I love both of these shows)

>>93334044
I'm guaranteed never to die if I side with crybaby pussies.

Existential nihilist douchebags anyday.

In a show full of cynical nihilist bullshit, tender moments of emotions or suffering become so much stronger.

>>93334044
I choose turning off the TV and waiting for death. Why deny the truth that nothing matters? Conversely, why does being nihilistic imply I WANT to be on the same side as a bunch of other douchebags?

>>93334044
Both are insufferable fuckfests of edge, but fuck it I'll take crying rocks over the self-loathing moron.

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>>93334839
You're channers.You picked the nihilist edgelord side long ago

>>93334890
Kill yourself plebbit.

>>93334044

I choose neither!

I CHOOSE 4CHAN!

Crybaby pussies for sure. Nihilists are just the most grating people to be around.

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>>93334044
>Reddit or Tumblr

>>93334915
nihilist douchebag it is then

Can I be somewhere inbetween?

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>>93334890
>Channers

>>93334044
Rick's nihilism is part of the humour. Do you really think Justin writes Rick to be an awful person and then makes him a self-insert too? That's retarded. Morty's meant to be the self-insert.

>>93334044
Crybaby pussies give me a chance to become immortal and fuck sexy rocks while existential nihilist douche bags only offer me pain, suffering, and needless death.

I choose crybaby pussies.

>>93334044
Honestly? Crybaby pussies.
It's easier to deal with constant crying about non-problems then constant crying about real problems.

>>93334044
I choose...

EVROPA

>>93334044
Where's Chad Thundercock?

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>>93334915
What! Thats not a choice!

>>93335080
Except it's not actually nihilism, because Justin doesn't actually understand the philisophical implications of nihilism.

Rick is just edge, and unfunny edge at that. His "nihilism" is just used to excuse his lack of morals, without actually having any consideration for the already well established perogative for subjective morals within nihilist ideology.
Moreover it completely fails to address the lack of a Slave/Master ideology that nihilism seeks to deconstruct.

tl:dr Much like Rick, the show isn't nearly as clever as everyone thinks it is.
Read Max Stirner and Kropotkin

>>93335253
Yes we know, it's called existential nihilism. It doesn't mean he's evil. But he actually is an evil villain because of the awful things he does but hey he's not pure evil.

>>93335351
The point of my post could not have flown further over your head if it was a fucking albatross anon.
Rick being good or evil is besides the point. In fact I didn't even mention evil once in my post. I briefly glossed over his lack of morals, so I'm guessing that you stopped reading there.
My whole argument is that Rick and Morty is a shit show for plebs who don't understand nihilism.

>>93334044
>tfw no cool centralist

>>93334044
I'll take the power bottom Shota pls

>tfw you're an existentialist nihilist douchebag crybaby pussy

>>93335425
why would anyone enjoy a cartoon that you need a fucking master in philosophy to understand other than to bust his own ego honestly? no one watched r&m expecting it to be the most intelligent cartoon in television, just because reddit is autistic doesn't mean that's what the cartoon was intended for, it's not an intelligent commentary on anything, it's just mindless fun

>would you rather watch people, including your family, get killed every week by an emotionless asshole or would you rather hang out and eat junkfood with a fat kid and his hot moms

>>93335592
Oh fuck off, this is the kinda shit that excuses just about anything mindless.
"Ohhh it's not intended to be anything than mindless fun"
Then it shouldn't fucking pretend to be anything else, it presents itself as "Nihilistic" and is so fucking full of itself making all these banal moronic points like "Ohhh no one exists on purpose"
Don't fucking tell me that it's "mindless fun" when it clearly presents itself as trying to be more, and failing desperately you aboslute worthless moron.

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>>93334044
>Nihilists
Would side with them anytime, because they are completely different from what the stereotype about them wants to make you to believe

pick existential nihilist then kill crybaby pussies and jam all their rocks into that faggot ass of yours

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>>93334915
N-NANI?

>>93335668
Would you rather
>have some weird old but not *quite* old pervert dramatically "sacrifice themselves" to the alien police but then ruin all dramatic tension by immediately busting out of the alien justice system like it was a wet paper bag
or
>have some weird old but not *quite* old pervert dramatically "sacrifice themselves" to the alien police but then ruin all dramatic tension by immediately busting out of the alien justice system like it was a wet paper bag

>>93335080
>implying it isn't Dan who's the nihilistic douchebag

>>93335778
I mean if you're living in there does it really matter if dramatic tension exists?

Just objectively Beach City is a better place to live because an fundamental rule of Rick and Morty is that nobody's life is worth a damn outside of Rick and his immediate family, and thus everyone else is prone to dying at any time.

Worst thing you might have to do in Beach City is dress up like a girl.

>>93334044
Whats sad is they both describe me pretty well. Do we choose based on which group we fit into better or based on which show we like more? Because while both shows have their flaws, I'll pick Rick and Morty over SU. At least they release one season at a time without gaps in the programming schedule, their fanbase is somehow less obnoxious, the filler episodes dont feel like a waste of time even though they're 3 times longer and the show actually makes me laugh and feel things, as opposed to SU which tries to be SO FULL OF EMOTION ALL THE TIME and comes off pretty lack luster. Even the world-building is better in Rick and Morty.

But if we have to choose based on alignment, I'm going to side with Steven.

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Is a man not entitled to have fun with his leisure time?

No, says the SUfag, you have to respect tumblr genders and muh feelings.

No, says the Ricktard, you have to be edgy and tip your fedora.

No, says the horsefucker, you have to masturbate to horses and write bad fanfics.

I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different.
I chose the impossible. I chose... Star vs. the Forces of Evil.

A show where the fan would not fear the creator
Where the writefag would not be constrained by one ship
Where the drawfag would be able to draw whatever

And with the free leisure time, Star vs. the Forces of Evil can be your show as well.

>>93335948
People actually like a show where the main character is an airhead who burned down a village of her own people?

>>93335965

t. someone who hasn't watched the show

>>93336002
I saw 6 minutes of the first episode and dropped it.

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/co/ is a Steven Universe board.

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>>93335697
Reddit get out

>>93334044
They should crossover for real

>>93336011

t. retard

>>93336011
as if that's enough time to judge any cartoon

>>93334044
Steven is annoying, but Rick is one of my most disliked characters ever, so I'll pick the crybaby bitch.

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>>93336081
Way to not acknowledge my original point.

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>>93336060
If that statement were true then we wouldn't herd you into containment Generals.

>>93334044
>Guy who's a dick and fucks up things for his family and sometimes the universe on a regular schedule vs. guy who cares about others, lives with a bunch of hot moms, and may or may not be superman, all at the age of 14

Gee, I wonder.

>>93334044
Existential nihilistic crybaby douche bag pussies.

>>93334044
Side with Rick so that I can Kill Steven, then kill Rick before he inevitably gets me killed.

>>93336090
your original point makes you look autistic because you took a joke way too seriously and it made you so mad you didn't even finish one episode
you're weak

>>93336132
>it's fine if it's a joke
I bet you like Sam Pepper

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>>93336126
>then kill rick

I shiggy diggy

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>>93335948
Way to ruin a great idea, taking a third option, by choosing a terrible show.
Here is the correct solution to this conundrum.

>>93336063
Fuck off. You're the reddit cancer here.
>>93336207
Don't tell me it's fun when it's pretentious fucking garbage masquerading as fun.
Kill yourself.

>>93336250
nah you're just taking it too seriously

>>93336240

>Gravity Falls
>good

The first season and the pre-Ford S2. But the bad ending fucking killed it.

>>93336240
This show had plenty of flaws and bullshit writing, get off your high horse. Or are you one of those weirdos who actually enjoyed the Pining episodes and the "Mabel does some inconsequential bullshit and learns a lesson that she'll forget the very next day while Dipper does something actuall important" episodes.

>>93336126
>thinks he's killed both Steven and Rick
>turns out Steven was covered in his own tears at time of death and get resurrected
>Rick was also covered in Steven's tears
Now you fucked up.

>>93336316
pink rick and steven? now that's something I want to see

>>93334044
>existential nihilists
>Rick
You're casual.

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>>93334890
>YOU'RE
>CHANNERS

>>93336331
>due to being a Mary-Sue Rick's weird headspace is a developed modern looking city full of strip clubs and liquor stores

>>93335080
>Do you really think Justin writes Rick to be an awful person and then makes him a self-insert too
Absolutely. For all of Ricks faults, he's still seen as this brilliant badass that can score any chick he wants and get away with fucking everything.

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>>93334044
I'd probably be a crybaby pussy pretending to be an existential nihilist douchebag.

>>93334044
that crybaby pussy could beat the shit out of you, so you go on and keep on thinking he's a pussy

>>93336296
>the Pining episodes
I'm assuming you're referring to Dipper's crush on Wendy? Then yes, I did in fact enjoy both of those types of episodes a lot.

Not all of us share your shit taste in cartoons.

>>93334890
t. reddit

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>>93335948
Star Vs. the Forces of Boredom

CANT EVEN GET INTO IT BECAUSE IT'S SO BORING! STEVEN UNIVERSE ENTERTAINED ME; THIS SHOW COULD NOT! SAD!!

>>93335720
Name one like this who's serious about it and not just a fun loving existentialist.

>>93336555
what a fucking waste of trips.

>>93336935
It's true though. Steven is practically a demigod in how powerful he is.

Still kind of a pussy though, and that's coming from a fan of SU.

>>93336555
>could beat the shit out of you
how? aren't his powers based solely on defense?

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>>93337000
Not that anon but

>super strength
>super speed
>unbreakable shield
>can throw it and cut through solid rock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNSVFnxFBk0

How would he not?

>>93336934
Bender D Bending Rodríguez

>>93336250
>Being this pissy about Reddit's interpretation of some shit
>Mansplaining people about nihilims
>Not Reddit
fag

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>>93334044
Hey baby

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>>93334890
But I'm a practicing catholic. So kill yourself fag.

>>93337106
Isn't he just a hedonist?

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>>93334044
>>93337139
cry some more

>>93337156
He did try to kill himself at some point (first episode).
I think there is a philosophical reasoning in what he does.

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>>93336555
>>93337080
because that has fuckall to do with his characterization. like saying the girly homo next classroom theoretically '''could''' choose to kick your shit, but doesn't not because he doesn't care, but because he's a flaming fucking homo and wouldn't have to move an inch anyways because he'd take cover behind his buddies while they do the job.

what's keeping anyone from showing up at the donut shop and punting him on the face? if anything it'd be super easy because he's basically shrunk to toddler dimensions by now.

go away with that 'power level' crap.

>>93334044
The crybaby pussy is annoying but to terrible. The existential nihilist, like most characters like him, is obnoxious and would probably make me want to kill myself if I had to be around him for too long. Or get me killed because I'm not a main part of the cast.

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>>93335592
>needing a masters in philosophy to understand nihilism

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>>93337221
I literally linked a clip of him fighting someone.

>>93337221
that picture

it's perfect

>>93337249
it might surprise you but some people aren't interested at all in learning it and don't really care. It's not a requirement to enjoy a cartoon, that would be dumb
Something works better when it's accessible to everyone regardless of prior knowledge
I'm watching a cartoon, not reading a thesis on nihilism, chill

>>93337262
nhb prep time is a thing. he may go up a few notches on STR when the situation absolutely calls for it, but other than that he's pretty much build all defense and speed. it's like walking up to Chad on frat party tuesday, except he's an unsuspecting kid.

>>93335948
>Star vs is a fandom filled with orgy porgy addicted freaks, mutated assholes and sub-human mutants who have long since lost their humanity to cuck posting and the Marco-serum bowl leading to the quarantined danger zone that we know
Yep, seems like Rapture to me.

>>93337126
>unironic use of mansplaining.

Kill yourself

>>93336603
>enjoys the pining episodes
>accuses someone else of having shit taste
Kek

>>93337573
I actually liked their post and usage.
>BTFO lol desu XD
Why do have better phrases then us? 4chan has degrades to sounding like an edgy 12 year old niggers on facebook

>>93335720
The lack of meaning in life weighs eventually, and you'll become bitter and unfulfilled by 30. Plus it's mostly used as a crutch for people afraid of expressing feeling or attachment.

>>93337759
>bitter and unfulfilled by 30
assumptions, whether people have a bad day or not is up to them to decide

>afraid of expressing feeling or attachment
again assumptions. Life has no meaning, but interpersonal relationships are important on a personal level. The universe may not give a fuck about them, but you do

In the end it's just Carpe Diem. You are given another day in life. It's up to you how you use it. It doesn't matter anyway.

>>93337902
Thats existentialism.

>>93336296
>"Mabel does some inconsequential bullshit and learns a lesson that she'll forget the very next day while Dipper does something actually important"
This almost literally never happened. (Unless by "important" you only mean "specifically related to the ONE TRUE PLOT" which is fucking retarded.)

>>93334044
nihilists douche bags. how is this even a question? that's what most of 4chan consists of.

>>93334044
Neither, both of those shows have massive problems with having a coherent plot. Maybe if they had the guts to stick to an overarching story I'd give a shit, but no, seems like that sort of commitment is too much for the show runners.

Hacks, both of them.

>>93334044
Crybaby pussies, because I'm not apt to survive with edgelords, also I want to fuck rocks.

>>93334044
>existential nihilists douche bags
Who has fuck how many mother fucking women and men?

>>93335253
>Read Max Stirner
Oh look, leftypol still worships that literal cuck

>>93337954
>the episode with the Boy band
>Sock Opera.

>>93336555
Like superman? being a fucking shield from any sort of danger does not make good plot.
Take The punisher for example.
Only the way he is because of military training and good recon skills.
But he unlike super man can die like any other man.
This means that any action in the plot has a consequence and thus a point.
Steven is unkillable like super man but what fucking good does that do the character and the build up of his life?

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>>93334890
>you're channers

Crybaby pussies for sure. I'd like to live a long life.

>>93337199
He has actually tried to kill himself at least three times using suicide booths alone. He was programmed to think his life didn't matter so he could be later used by Mom or the Military for their own agendas. Although it is suggested he realized the value of life when he found out he was defective and therefore mortal in one of the later episodes.

>>93339521
life is not worth living

murder and rape are the only things worth spending it with

>>93335567

patrician's choice

>>93334044
I'm fine being an altruist.

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>>93337573
>It was actually ironic
(You) really are Reddit

>>93334044
I like them both.
I feel like the two series interacting could be really interesting.
Amethyst would probably end up giving Morty a handy when no one's looking

>>93334044
I'll just watch the fight break out from a distance instead.

Either way you're a redditor.

>>93334890
>reddit

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>>93334890
>channers

wow, i had to do a double take on that one

>>93334915
You have my sword.

>>93335819
>have to dress up like a girl

Only if you want to, they explicitly vilify anyone who pressures someone into doing something they don't want to, like the guy that tries to smooth over Steven and Connie after they fuse into a hot teenager

>>93336555
Steven's a pacifist but the fact of the matter is he's strong as fuck and he could kill anyone he wanted to after they expended all their energy against his impenetrable defenses.

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>>93334890
>channers

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>>93334044
I'd pick Rick. Steven is probably the least likeable main character I've seen in recent times, and I can't stand his fucking voice. Even the prospect of fucking lesbian alien women isn't enough to motivate me to side with Steven.
Rick is an asshole, but he's kind of a likeable asshole if it makes any sense.

>>93334890
>channers
Hang yourself.

I think I have a better chance at an epic ending with Rick than with Steven Universe, plus I'm pretty sure the gems don't have genitals.

Plus Su only explores one species of alien while Rick has met potentially millions of species, some of which are probably hotter than the gems.


I also won't get a lecture from Steven about loving everything when I feel depressed.


I choose Rickachu.

>>93334044
I choose not letting a show dictate my personal beliefs and just enjoying them for what they offer

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>>93335948
>"""best""" cartoons on right now are star vs., SU, reddit & memey, and bojack horseman

I honestly hate every single fucking thing about the animation industry right now, no originality, everything is the fucking same, we'll never get something as avant garde as It's Such a Beautiful Day or Walking Life, we'll only get the same shitty CG animated movies and Calarts garbage.

I want to gas everyone that considers themselves in a "fandom" right now, you are all what's killing this form of entertainment.

Steven, because there's something rather than nothing.

>>93334044
Existential Nihilist douche bag. Easy.

>>93334890
>they messed with channers.

>>93334044
Pussies for sure. I'd rather be able to express my emotions and have to deal with meaningless bullshit. I'd really rather not get shat on every time I demonstrated an emotion

>>93336555
But he couldn't bring himself to kill you. When he drops his guard, take advantage of his mercy and shoot him in the head.

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>>93334044
Neither.

>>93335440
Uncle Grandpa

>>93334044
There is always a third way m'lad

>>93336240
Why did it have to end bros? Say what you want about the writing, but damn was it a relaxing and beautiful show.

>>93334044
so is reddit vs tumblr; at least tumblerinos are funny and lol cows.

>>93334890
You should know that most everyone here uses other sites as well. I'm not a "channer" and I'm not married to any fucking site that I shitpost on

>>93334890

I'm cringing so hard I might turn inside out