Sup /co/, is this kino? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQ6 JkIeApo8

*quietly deletes thread while condescending calling op a schizophrenic*

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>>93311561
The fuck is this shit?
And why does it have so many views?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5zrtWUchE4

I.. I don't get it

is this for kids?

I don't think this is licensed by Disney

Pill them op

>>93311636
dat ass

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Is this Chinese psyops?

you should honestly delete this thread soon

>>93311626
Indian clickfarms anon

>>93311626
Clickbait for profit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLP-P0_VSVc

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>>93311659

that reminds me of the time Drawnsex.com tried to makeGuro with Disney characters.

>>93311656
Whatever it is, it absolutely should not be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9luydoJ7KJE

How does this stay up with millions of views when copyright shitters remove videos for having 3 seconds of an unlicensed song in them?

>>93312095
Because it's (((them)))

>>93311561
Escalators are legit fucking dangerous and it's honestly shocking how little regard people have for that.

>>93312058
wat the absolute fuck

>>93311957
>drawn-sex
>guro
this sounds like match made in hell.

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>>93311561
>16:32

>>93312119
Fuck off libtard, you can't stop me from operating an escalator on my private property.

Escalators don't kill people, people kill people.

>>93312119
Escalators are only dangerous if they're made in China.

>>93312119>>93312338
Yeah, if you're fucking Chinese, even the streets aren't safe

>>93312241
>Fuck off libtard, you can't stop me from operating an escalator on my private property.
>Escalators don't kill people, people kill people.

Stop making me want to make a comic about a distopian post-apocalyptic ancap world.

>roads? roads? where we're going we don't need roads? *detonates private thermonuclear device*

>>93312338
>>93312491
I know exactly what you're talking about, and you're wrong in two ways:
- The incident with the woman falling through the plating wasn't a defect with the escalator, but the incompetence of the shopping mall employees at several levels of management.
- Normal, non-Chinese escalators that are maintained properly are still fucking dangerous, as they are pretty much comprised of pinch, tear, and pull points.

>>93311561
>Those comments

>>93312058
This one is like I'm watching a Lifetime movie

>>93311561
Remeber anon, this violated YouTube's new rules. Report it and the people at YouTube will take it down.

>>93312595
what new rules
you can't just drop that and not expand on it

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>>93312595

They wont take anything down, jewtube is more then happy for your kids to be subjected to this shit

>>93312611
>>93312615
I don't blame you for not trusting me, here's the link:
https://support.google.com/youtube/answer/6162278?hl=en

It's under "Content that is not eligible for advertising"
>Inappropriate use of family entertainment characters: Videos depicting family entertainment characters or content, whether animated or live action, engaged in violent, sexual, vile, or otherwise inappropriate behavior, even if done for comedic or satirical purposes, are not eligible for advertising.

>>93312644
>I don't blame you for not trusting me
bitch i wasn't fucking calling you a liar, i was calling you stupid for not saying the new rules in the first place

Maybe it's for money laundering?

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>>93312644

Yes, they have added that as damage control recently since people are catching on to this subversive shit.

Unless there is a major public outcry they will not change anything though.

>>93312595
They never promised to take them down, they promised to stop giving them ad money which is just as good though.

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There is outright simulated child scatporn and cp on youtube and children being advertised. You think they will do anything about this?

>>93312497
>Stop making me want to make a comic about a distopian post-apocalyptic ancap world.

You stop making be want to read a comic about a dystopian post-apocalyptic ancap world

>awww man I can't wait for these vids to be making jack shit ad revenue
>click random episode with 2.5 million views
>turn off ad block
>The video contains something like 10 ads for a 16min episode
Nope, youtube aint going to do shit. People are just going to have to show the content and ads to Disney and the advertisers.

>>93312595
I did one better. I reported the video on Youtube, then tipped Disney off to the copyright infringement. I don't know what's going on here, but it doesn't seem wholesome.

>>93312727
Disney might not be able to do shit, the advertisers are the ones that can drop a bomb on all this though.

>>93312730
We need to get Huffingten post and the mainstream media to scare the advertisers again with claims that youtube isn't doing anything about pedophillia on the website.

>>93312685
link?

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>>93312595
Thank you for your service.

You are a good goyim, 0.05 shekels have been deposited in your account.

>>93312751
I think the moralistic right wing is a safer bet. Start letting Christian parents know their kids are watchin this stuff, and they'll keep the ball rolling for you.

>>93312666
They're nor really doing that as far as I can see. Or else, they're not doing it fast enough. I found I think 15 minute cartoons of this kind of thing with 10 ads each, which now that I think about it, kind os seems like Youtube squeezing as much ad revenue out of it as they can before they have to respond to the reports and say "Oh no, this violates our guidelines! We'll take just this video down.

>>93311626
Children with mommy and daddy's ipad/smart phone click on this shit because it has their favorite cartoon character on the thumbnail.


Which begs the question, why can't Google just make a separate website for the preschool audience only and monitor it just in case some sick fuck were to upload this there? The YouTube Kids app is complete shit and videos like these easily bypass it.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9rkeabfy2I

>lol jk I was just pretending to be pregnant don't kys

and they all have a good chuckle


also the scene where the baby gets in the washing machine, comes out clean, laughs it off and blows bubbles leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

ITT: Newfriends discover YouTube click fraud.

>>93311561
>>93311561
This guy, FuturisticStudios, 3LAMESTUDIOS and etc honestly put a baffling amount of time and comically little effort into all of their shit. I mean who else bothers to make 15 minute long 3D animations on YouTube so regularly? It's odd as hell but they're dedicated.

>>93312958
>the scene where the baby gets in the washing machine, comes out clean, laughs it off and blows bubbles

That's downright fucking illegal; how has this shit not been taken down.

>>93313087
>FuturisticStudios

oh yeah that faggot who was known as lifeinatent

>>93313122
I'll have to look up that name, got a rundown?

>>93313087
you must remember many of these channels were created in 2006 - 2012
There's a high chance this was planned a long time ago.

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You guys always manage to get funny things to get taken down and then nobody else gets to see it

I went ahead and got the first 3 youtube links, resized them to 320x180 and turned into webms and packed them in an archive so it's 62.8 MB

LINK: http://www82.zippyshare.com/v/9IE5DHDl/file.html

>>93313140
Some internet toughie that starts unnecessary e-drama and gets obliterated every time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdHLD-iIKs0

Apparently, he's was also being sued for $20M last year.

Forget Youtube, why doesn't Disney crack down on this shit?

>>93312958
>>93313097

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4QguzNzd5M

Why are there so many videos with stuff like this? (This one is a mirror, but the original had a fuckton of views)

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>the next generation of 4channers and internet users will feel nostalgic about these videos and call them great just because they watched them when they were younger

>>93313604
What did you just say about minecraft!?

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The fact that people are making this, the fact that adults are publishing this, the fact that human being would do this is honestly just mindblowing to me

>>93311636
Yes

>>93314084
How about the sheltered kids who will be watching these well into their tens, who try and talk about the videos at school as if they're cool?

>>93314084
No, it'll probably be like their watership down, only x10 worse when they realize they can't find any evidence of its existence once the videos are taken down.

>>93311636

Why is Goofy such an asshole?

>>93312685

I am a pedophile and I dislike this? wtf I hate Youtube now!

>>93313721
Money. I can't seem to find the video but it pretty much said that channels like that use click bait, spambots, and YouTubes algorithm to gain views and earn revenue

>>93311561
Bump

>>93311561
8:55
oh shit they just died

>>93311561
>16 minutes
Nah.

>>93311561
16:07
why are they using chucky's voice clip?
surely that's not the first thing to come up when you search up ;crying'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJyRlChSNYQ

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>>93311561
This is probably someone's fetish.
Maybe mine.

>>93314095

It's the Chinese. They're basically not even human.

>>93311626
people found out you can make something that looks like a kids cartoon and basically make shit so inane it seems procedurally generated with a super low budget, strange pauses, weird violence, whether it's suitable for children or not
there's also all kinds pertaining to frozen, spiderman, etc.
then little kids with access to youtube will watch them while you rake in ad money

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>saying the word "retard" can get your video demonitized
>making a bizarre cartoon for children of minie mouse getting caught in an escalator and screaming while she bleeds out doesn't even get you an age restriction

>>93311626

1. Parents give their kids an ipad and let them do whatever the fuck
2. Kids click on video because it has things like spiderman and mickey mouse on the thumbnail
3. Rake in the money while millions of children watch your sick fever dream because their parents don't give a fuck

>>93317368
I get Elsa but why Spider-Man in these videos; is he still popular?

>>93312644
I'm fine with it all except for this clause.

>even if done for comedic or satirical purposes

For years, honest, good YouTube channels and content creators have been parodying children's entertainment with an adult edge (YTPs and Mario bloopers come to mind). The difference between them and the recent "kids videos" trend is that the former was open about it being for adults while the later still pretends to be videos for children. While punishing the guilty, we should't be doing it to the innocent as well.

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>>93311561
>final destination cinema scene
I really hope these niggers won't touch 1219111.

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>tfw these videos make me ship Spiderman and Elsa unironically
help

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>mfw my nephew will probably see this

>>93311561
There are threads on /x/ about these periodically. Here's the latest one, for anyone interested:
>>>/x/19167274

>>93318152
It's still pretty popular with some young kids, I'll occasionally see one with a Spiderman T-shirt on, so the most likely
put him in to get the attention of young boys. Gotta attract both genders if you want to earn more of that sweet ad revenue

>>93313637
They're probably in on it too
>t. paranoid schizo

I feel like there's something terrible going on underneath with these videos. Like some MK Ultra shit- the government instill subliminals into kids for use at a later date.

Like, they get so many views... I'm normally not a conspiracy theorist, but this is just the freakiest fucking stuff.

>>93317685
Something something Americans.

>>93320157

It's kids. Their parents don't give a fuck so they give their kids a tablet and youtube.

>>93320157
Bots

Johnny, Johnny?

Something fun I noticed that may just be statistical: type in any letter 4 time consecutively into youtube and a playlist of those videos will pop up.

i know nobody likes a grass, but...

... mb someone should tell disney about this

I'm not sure if it's a parody or something, but EdukayFUN has some legitimately entertaining videos
https://youtu.be/aXRCAI7q8QY
https://youtu.be/B6UTUl1AppQ

>>93320344
Holy mole It's true

>>93320477
Yup. My first thought was that with so many dumb kids making playlists, of course there are bound to be ones with 4 consecutive letters. Now I'm thinking it could be bots making them or something, if that is something bots can do.

These kinds of videos get shown to young children on repeat for ad revenue. The big "scam" is just that children's nursery rhyme videos and other junk gets autoplayed by unsupervised children on tablets. This is just what happens when you think "youtube kids" in an adequate babysitter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8Ap1eGcmus
Half of this shit is even lazier than creepy violent mickey mouse cartoons, probably made by replacing assets in flash files

>>93320284
Yes papa?

>>93320475
Edukayfun is parody

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>>93320073
>Mickey Mouse Urinate Pee in Flower Pot in The Livingroom!
>Minnie Mouse Misunderstood Witch Pregnant with Mickey
>Minnie Mouse Girlfriend Pregnant Suffering Suicide!
>Mickey Mouse Babie Drowning in The Bath saved by Dog Baby!
>Mickey & Minnie Mouse Babies Missing Abducted Lethal Injection!

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>>93320563
That makes sense but what about the videos with actual children? Why would they go through those lengths to make a video when they could just make a shitty animation?

>>93311561
These and the weird games you can easily find imho are some of the biggest mysteries of the non deep web
>>93313087
3Lamestudios it's a kind of parody of these videos
I wonder where do he comes from, he has a weird accent

>>93320710
fuck don't tell me a dad is doing that with his daughter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_k49fbA0y7A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YdqplL_8kI&

These are my favourite kind of videos. They just fucking mod gta IV/V with random disney/superheroe crap and make hundreds of videos out of it.

>>93311957
GET OUT MOSES I'M BLEED

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>>93320710
>ywn make money out of filming your fetshing and showing it to children

Can't someone start a petition or something? There has to be someone on /co/ famous enough to get this shit taken down.

>>93311561
Bump

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>>93311561
If I had to guess, I'd say that this particular "kids channel" is from China, given how common escalator death traps are there.

>>93311656
MKULTRA.project
Basically to breed a generation of really fucked up psychos like tranny phantom.

>>93323598
Stop being such a faggot.

>>93320073

What's with their pregnancy fixation?

>>93320710
>>93312958
>>93312615
What the fuck is wrong with India?

>>93325374
You could ask the same thing about the shit and syringes that keep popping up. It's like a parent's worst nightmare, as if someone's actively slipping it in so people will care more about what their kids see. Either that or it's just third worlders having fucked up values.

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>>93311561

>>93312241
Unironically correct.

>>93320073
Is Mickey biting a vampire?
That's pretty hardcore.

I dont know where they come from
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp7uS9hNiEM

>>93311937
You're not going to draw his ass?

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>>93312958
>some grill pretending to be pregnant from Mickie leads to Minnie being heartbroken
>SFX during this scene is kids laughing
This is some bizarre shit

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>>93311561
What are the creators of these like in person?

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>>93312958
>also the scene where the baby gets in the washing machine, comes out clean, laughs it off and blows bubbles leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
Are they intentionally giving dangerous misinformation to kids? If nothing else this is really irresponsible to make this kind of stuff targeted at kids who don't know better.

>>93311561
Can we report this for "disturbing imagery"?

This reminds me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuHMj3zQys4.

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> majority of decent animators either quit or went making let's plays
> This shit takes youtube by storm
> Violates most of it's guidlines
> Obvious fetish material
> Gore
> Violence
> Fucking suringes everywhere
> Generates shitloads of views
> Disney doesn't takes it down
> Marvel doesn't take it down
> DC doesn't take it down
Is this the timeline Youtube wanted in the end?

The weird thing is that I bet as a kid I'd actually sort of like this nonsense.
Then as an adult I'd be deeply disappointed that I could no longer see meaning in it, like with most weird shit I used to like as a kid.

>>93311561
Bump

>>93312058
Why the fuck was Can You Feel The Love Tonight playing in the beginning lmao who comes up with this shit??

>>93333019
There's only one course of action: Falsify so many copyright strikes against every channel that they either have no choice but to shut down or end up taking their stories to the press, after which they actually WILL be sued by the actual companies.

>>93328801
Sure, can't hurt.

>>93333799
that's called growing up
there isn't actually any meaning here; teenage you just saw something that contradicted the norm and assumed there was

>>93335063
yeah but it sucks, imagining there must be meaning behind things was great.

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>>93312058
JUST

>>93335289
DUCK'D

>>93323598
Why do people want these taken down? They're fucking funny.

>>93320421
wat

>>93312945
they've done exactly that. both an entirely separate site and parental control options for youtube.com. it's not well aadvertised and the parents don't care anyway.

and it's not even actual views driving any of this, it's all botted views. the only point is to extract a little bit of money from adsense.