>Marvel calls themselves the diverse comic book company >DC

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Soon.

DC has been the more diverse of the two since like the 80s

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>>93303548
>Harley/Ivy became a thing before CarolxJess
>Even though CarolxJess is older than Harley/Ivy

Really gets those neurons on overwork

>>93303548

Would you be ok if decades-canonically-gay characters like Northstar or Midnighter were suddenly declared straight?

Wondy has never not been bi.

>>93305325
I think that's OP's point. Carol has been written gay but they're afraid to confirm it.

>>93305363
>The girl that got fucked by Wolverine, Luke Cage, Rhodes and her own son
>"has been written gay"

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Who is Carol's next love interest?

>>93305325
>I want to see the smaller number get bigger
>Oh yeah, well how would you feel if the smaller number got smaller? You ever think of that?

>>93305680
>you don't have enough minority tokens to unlock my support

>>93305390
>Implying faggots can't have sex with the opposite gender

>>93305390
some people are gay and straight at the same time, I know this is hard to understand for you though

>>93303548

Harley Ivy even being slighty pushed is bad enough.

There's no good reason for this terrible shit dyke crackship to happen besides making more stupid obnoxious /u/ queers happy, and they've got more than enough now.

I guess it doesnt matter too much though, as making them gay would pretty much destroy whatever money making capability either charachter has left.

And Marvel's enjoyed shooting themselves in the foot so much, that theyre probably saving this idiotic non-sensical move for when theyre especially on the brink of closing down the comics division.

>>93306040
>they've got more than enough now.
Please elaborate.

>>93305325
Apollo certainly wouldn't.

>>93306040
Dude, Harley/Ivy have basically been a thing since shortly after Harley's creation.
Calm down.

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I'm surprised they haven't made a Captain Marvel & Spider-Woman team book.

Even if they didn't fuck in it, seems such an obvious move.

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>>93303548
>DC:Make gay characters that are popular
>Marvel:turn a dozens of useless d-list superheroes faggots so tumblrtards suck their dick
Quality over quantity, no one give a fuck about Northstar or Iceman both were jokes even before being gay

>>93306040
Gays exist, why would they never appear in any literature ever? You're going to have to get over it.

>>93303548
I always forget that this isn't canon. The parody comics sold it so well.

>>93303548
Wonder Woman being bi makes sense though, she is from ancient greece and had contact with the greek gods that are all bisexual though thousands of years.

Carol will be gay for no reason at all

>>93303548
Where this ship comes from? Is implied somewhere in the comics?They are close friends?

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>>93307833
Why does there need to be a reason?

>>93307848
Very close friends, seemingly Jess is on Carol's mind 24/7, and even when fighting in this civil war and hate each other, carol is begging for Jess to come back.

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>>93307848
They are close friends and both have implied relationships with other women in the past.

>>93307870
Yes because if so at any second wolverine could start making out with colossus while I read my comics without any previous warning.

>>93303548
Wonder Woman is not bi, as rapists on prison are not bi, they just didn't have other option.

>>93303548
Because being in a serious relationship with Carol would be a hell reserved only for the most monstrous of people, and no one at Marvel hates Jessica enough to subject her to that.

>>93307977
They made a clone of wolverine just so they could have a gay wolverine.

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>>93307961
Cute moms.

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Maybe this is why Marvel is hesitant to do anything with Carol and Jess, there's isn't a public to pander to.

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>>93308668
It's the most popular pairing for either Carol or Jess though.

I'd care more about Carol/Jess if they still looked like this
>>93307547

Captain boy band hair doesn't really interest me anymore.

>>93305622
I'd be down with Carol giving Brand the D.

>>93307961
>both have implied relationships with other women in the past.

wait, what?

>>93309258
Brand isn't a lesbian though. She's a furry.

>>93309258
Their dynamic is pretty good.
Plus I'd like Beast to suffer more.

>>93307848
>Where this ship comes from?

Chris Claremont wrote them as vaguely gay together because in his world, all women are bisexual.

>>93309299
I would like that too. Modern Beast.

>>93307010
>it reacts
So that's not just a tsum tsum toy, but an actual tsum tsum from space, which is canon in Marvel?

>>93309330
yes

>>93303548
Okay, I know there are fans of them on this board, but... I doubt the vast majority of people would care either way. Carol is pushed enough where people basically HAVE TO know about her, but Jessica is just so... old and busted. She's a character from the 70s and people just sorta accept "Bendis grew up in the 70s, so everyone he read as a kid gets a push". Hell, I think that's why Marvel had Carol with Rhodey, because Rhodey was much more high profile than her and more liked by the average comic reader. And even though Drew isn't technically a "Spiderman character", I doubt Marvel is going to try to push Spider-Women into the movies unless they absolutely want to piss off Sony. So, Carol, who is getting a movie push, probably isn't going to get paired with a character who will never show up in films with her.

So, sorry, but I think this ship is sunk.

>>93309421
>So, Carol, who is getting a movie push, probably isn't going to get paired with a character who will never show up in films with her.
I envy your ability to forget Star-Lord fucking Kitty Pryde already.

>>93309472
Everyone but dogfuckers forgot about it already.

>>93309472
Fuckin' Bendis...

>>93304066

This. Sure Marvel were more diverse in the 60s and 70s, but since the 80s DC has pretty much been a head of them as far as social issues and diversity is concerned.

>>93303548
But Carol is a cuck raising Jess's nameless anonymous plot-device of a baby.

Jess isn't a lesbian. She loves men.

>>93303548

Wait, Wonder Woman is bi? When did that happen?

>>93311449

When she was invented in 1942. But it became explicit last year I think.

>Do you really think she lived on an Island full of women for thousands of years and NEVER had sex?

>>93311609
Obviously. Women only use sex to get things from men.

>>93303548
>>DC had the balls to make Wonder Woman bi while Marvel is too scared to pull the trigger on CarolxJess

Because subtext automatically loses its fascination and mystique when it becomes text. Look at harley and Ivy. Decades of shipping and fanart and now nobody gives a shit because they went out and said it. You think you want to see a relationship, but you don't. You want the forbidden thrill of imagining two characters fucking, and when it's stated plainly that they are, you will lose interest and find a different pair of ambigously gay women to ship.

Claremont understood this perfectly. He's stated that he would never have gone out and said Jessica and Carol were lesbians even if he had been allowed, because teasing their relationship is so much more interesting.

In short, stop being such a fucking dirty casual.

>>93311776 Look at harley and Ivy. Decades of shipping and fanart and now nobody gives a shit because they went out and said it.

No one gives a shit because it played no part into the story and Harley was back to hunting for cock in the same issue. Or if you are talking about Bombshells , no one gave a shit because that comic if fucking trash

>>93311776
>>93312020
What the fuck are you saying? People gave a fuck when Harley and Ivy became a relationship in Bombshells. People even have a fuck when Harley kissed Ivy in the Harley Annual because they thought it was finally canon. I don't know where you got that "people didn't give a shit about them" idea because it's very wrong. People even are wanting for the DCEU Sirens movie to feature a canon Harley/Ivy

>>93312566
this artist knows that Carol is supposed to have big ol titties right?

Carol is just her pseudo adoptive mother

>>93309472
I envy you by being so naive about Bendis powers

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>>93312514
>Harley and Ivy became a relationship in Bombshells.
>people giving a fuck about bombshells, an AU
Maybe in tumblr

>>93312723
So? People care. If they didn't they wouldn't made so much of fuss about it. If they didn't Tumblr would have been quiet. Hell there's isn't a single day where I don't see people clamoring for the DCEU to feature a LGBT couple with Harley/Ivy. I don't see a single day where people don't praise Bombshells. Even they are turning on Palmiotti and Conner for ruining Harley/Ivy and are they wanting them to get out of the book or at least write a good Harley/Ivy relationship. People care, wether be Tumblr, or Twitter or whatever

>>93312746
>i go on tumblr every day
so fucking stay there and get off my board

>>93312755
Man, are you triggered. Calm down

Does no one remember that Carol had a thing with Mar-vell? Does anyone rememebr the cosmic rape husband that made her give birth to himself? Rememebr when she was super into Spider-man but it went nowhere?

Carol is straight, but her relationships are never good.

>>93303548
#GiveCaptainMarvelaGirlFriend

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>>93312787
>Carol is straight, but her relationships are never good.
That's what many closeted people think.

>>93303548
Wonder Woman being bi is so obvious and natural that I sincerely find myself with none of the rage I feel when Marvel does it, and not just because it's D.C.

>>93312903
>If you're bad at love it just means you're gay
Okay Bendis

>>93303548
DC made all their women bi to pander to the male audience. I'm ok with this

>>93312903
Only because people in chronically shit relationships are much more susceptible to accept when their buddy offers to jack them off.

>>93308372
edit?
>>93308244
pretty sure Jess admires Carols ass a lot.

I suspect that there's a number of editors and creators who just define their actions as being against what heterosexual neckbearded men want. I can't see whatever direction they were going with post Manara spiderwoman. Even Bendis had a more coherent angle on her.

>>93305390
>See iceman

And Rhodey is as beardy of a beard as it gets since was fronting for iron man for over a decade.

>>93305622
Kamala should be in that image. Go full eromenos with it.

>>93305680
This is the least rational defense of tokenization I've seen in years. I'm not even going to address whatever fucked up mathematical concept you're using. But if mathematical representation matters, which it shouldn't., LGBT characters are already overrepresented.

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>>93312633
I need this pic done in Sejic's fetish wear

>>93307547
They're both licence placeholders, right? Does it still count if they're on the same book?

>>93307744
Fuck your prolapsed company war pushing asshole. And they get as much credit for that as they get credit for black characters with milestone. They bought someone else's good shit, and dont' fucking know what to do with it.

>>93313315
>See this halfassed retcon to prove my fan fiction
Okay

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>>93307833
>Carol will be gay for no reason at all
The last decade has Carol acting and looking butch as fuck. Her going bi or lez for a bit would suprise me about as much as punk storm.

>>93309330
Did I miss a promotional tie in comic? Its there a tsumstumverse?

gay shit don't sell. make those two gays and you can say goodbye to both.
/u/ retards will never understand this.
>>93313395
last decade also has carol getting a alot of fuckboys added to her list. and her first love is related directly to her past in Air Force as an agent. and even appeared in a Rogue focused comic where the carol personality fucked SHIELD's helicarrier to rescue from being killed
it feels like you retards don't even read her own comics.
and don't you dare to play "no emotional attachment" card. in the Reed run she was getting dicked all over the place and even fucked wonderman while dating the restaurant dude that was a kree in disguise.

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>>93313501
>gay shit don't sell. make those two gays and you can say goodbye to both.
>it feels like you retards don't even read her own comics.

NOBODY reads her comics. They exist as placeholders and movie promotional shit more than they do as comics..

>>93313426
Yes, you did. They were alien collectibles that imprinted on heroes/villains from Youtube videos.

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>>93313501
>gay shit don't sell.
sells like crazy these days

>>93308522
They should adopt Anya too after they get married.

>>93313639
someone storytimed all of witchblade last month. Lots of good reads

>>93313667
I did. https://youtu.be/cNgxyL5zEAk

>>93313501
>gay shit don't sell

Explain Bombshells then. 100 issues and a relaunch coming.

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>> 138. Mighty Captain Marvel #5 (Marvel) - 17,164 [140]

>>93313824
>>93313618
any actual relevant comics or just lesbian fapmaterial is the only thing "sells"?
shit can compete with any pther relevant comic. try harder

>>93314454
No time like the present, Marvel.

>>93313359
This man speaks the truth.

>>93314488
> 55. All New Wolverine #20 (Marvel) - 36,573 [55]
> 60. Mighty Thor #19 (Marvel) - 35,499 [47] i am sorry Carol.

>>93314471
>Says gay shit don't sell
>Anons present evidence that they do sell
>B-But they don't count!!

Top kek, m8

>>93314471
>whaa Angelus sucks
yeah, that's why Witchblade is one of the longest running female led books.

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>>93314454
SOON

>>93305390

So have all the "gay" women in the Marvel comics been fucked by Wolverine?

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Reminder

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>>93315247
Deleted this.

>>93303548
Disney has a "family friendly" image anon. Middle america will begrudgingly accept black people in their cartoons but lesbians is going too far.

>>93315247
Eh, Watchmen is massively overrated at this point. It's more of a historical document than a great story.

>>93315247
Reed's Ms. Marvel is definitely better than Watchmen though.

>>93315323
It is still a greater story than anything with Carol Danvers in.

>>93315344
I dunno, she probably shows up in the background of something good.

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>>93315233

http://geekologie.com/2009/07/you-slept-with-who-xmen-univer.php

I went looking online for all the women who've slept with Wolverine, and this guy >>93305390 is right, Wolverine has slept with Carol Danvers. Is it okay to call him a slut or a whore, like that guy from Kyle XY? Or should we just stick to calling him "the leading man." Is that the correct term, "leading man," what you call a guy for sleeping around with so many women? Wow, all those movies and he gets to sleep around.

>>93315472
I think we can all agree that nearly every marvel hero regardless of gender are unfit for long term relationships, and have a serious chip on their shoulder about settling down.

>>93315472
It doesn't make sense. He is not only a manlet, but Logan canonically stinks. Why on Earth are all these women into smelly manlets?

>>93315527
No wonder they all die out in the future.

>>93304937
MILK THEM YOU FUCKING QUEER

>>93305390
>and her own son
based Claremont

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lewd

>>93313501
Now that Rogue can control her powers is there a way we could contrive a reason for Carol and Rogue to fuck (like somehow returning some of her lost persona back to Carol)

slowly

>>93315641
That wasn't Claremont. He was the one who called out how fucked up it was.

>>93315683
Maybe before she got rid of Simon.
Now it's all about Jess and Brand.

>>93315472
Of course he's a slut. And for the same reason She-Hulk is a slut: their power prevents them from getting STDs, so they take full advantage of it.
>>93315578
Girls like guys that stink. Don't tell anyone I told you though, it's a secret only us stinky guys should know about.

>>93315683
Have the two figure it out without saying and then three panels of how it would have been done in a Comics Code Authority book with 1980s halftone coloring (i.e. standing facing each other leaning forward in Perez power poses holding bare hands while there's glow behind them and they're saying shit like SUCH POWER and I'VE NEVER)
Panels afterward are the two of them lounging by a pool at Avengers mansion in swimsuits looking REMARKABLY relaxed and sipping fruity drinks

>>93303548
Not to mention Harley x Ivy has been a thing for like 20 years.

>>93315792
Real talk here for a moment
Wolverine v. Dick Grayson, who's the bigger manwhore (and if I'm overlooking someone more obvious step right in)

>>93304036
> What ARE we?
> …married.

Man I'm all about equality between the sexes but if I wanted to look at a joyless, passionless marriage I'd go back to the bedroom.

>>93306040
Yurifags need to be gassed. They're getting to be worse than actual Dykes.

>>93315817
Actual research would be needed on this. Though I think Logan has an advantage purely due to him being in several books a month for most of his existence, and being canon like 180 years old, meaning they could bullshit in tons of lovers for him if they ever wanted to fill in that missing time period. A lot more of Logan's lovers also just fucking get straight up murdered, while Dick at least as a few stable relationships.

I'd give it to Logan, but I'm willing to accept contrary evidence.

>>93315817
Logan had more lovers, but Dick is only 21-24 nowadays. Until this age, Logan was an ill-retarded boy who couldn't even get his dick hard.

Dick has more potential. He also is a handsome, rich and loving young man, while Logan is an ugly, stinky, poor old man.

>>93305622
Miles, because marvel loves multiracial shit and Carol has a fetish for spider themed heroes

>>93315926
Isn't he like fifteen?

Unsure if want...

>>93315869
Well if you're defining the victor by number of sexual partners, then I'd say you're right. But I think Nightwing is far more whoreish in personality than Logan.

I mean, the dude wound up fucking Babs when he went to invite her to his wedding with Starfire.

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>>93315926
Hmm, could they get Byrne to write a book where Carol is banging Miles, or does he only like an age gap when the girl is younger?

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>>93315472
>Storm + volverine = flirtation only
You know very well they fucked, they even kissed on panel.

>>93315961
>I mean, the dude wound up fucking Babs when he went to invite her to his wedding with Starfire.
>anon has never fucked a crippled ex as part of inviting her to his wedding
Dick was just being considerate.

>>93315578
Because he always asks?Because he never deny a fuck?Is not that hard to get pussy you know, the only thing holding you down is your insecurities

>>93315985
isn't there also a scene in either x-force or x-men where someone busts into their room and they are in bed together?

>>93315926
> /ss/
YES PLEASE
> woman is now a flat chested butch
FUCK NO

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>>93316068
Even OML has some feeling for storm.

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>>93315968
>Hmm, could they get Byrne to write a book where Carol is banging Miles, or does he only like an age gap when the girl is younger?

If only there were a well liked Marvel artist/writer not averse to /ss/

>>93316084
Yeah, they need to have an artist who remembers what Carol's body is supposed to look like. Then really play up the "naughty teacher" angle, as she uses "training" Miles as excuse to seduce him.

The book basically writes itself.

>>93316162
Wouldn't he know better, though? 'Sides, isn't he friends with Kamala? You'd think that'd spoil things a bit.

>>93316017
And the only way that a hot woman can have sex is asking a smelly old man to fuck her?

>>93316262
Knowing better and denying your dick are two different things. Kamala would be an extra wrinkle to keep things interesting. She's the source of moral conflict for him, and she also is the one most likely to walk in on them when up to something inappropriate. In short, she's a source of conflict and tension that keeps the reader on the edge of their seats. Other elements of the book keep them just on the edge.

>>93316290
He's REALLY smelling and REALLY old, and that just gets the ladies ready like nothing else.

We FUCKING GET IT you want every set of girls who are friends to fuck you goddamn cancerous ufag.

Insufferable motherfucker.

>>93316347
Hm, fair point. What do you see the resolution being, if any?

>>93316659
>wearing eyeshadow and lipstick into battle

>>93304066
>>93311242
a token trophy

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Every thread I see, I will post this

Is Carol even gay? When did that happen, she was straight as an arrow a few years ago.

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>>93316917
Women.

>>93317005
Tumblr and cbr shippers.

>>93317005
No she is bi.

>>93317001
How long ago was this? Modern Carol would probably kill him on the spot for that, or send him to prison with his bones turned to gravel at the least.

>>93317001
you can't imply a crush harder than that

>>93317140
Issues with the space hospital were even more blatant about Carol's crush actually.

>>93315527

Does that mean they should sleep around, how about they act like some of the otakus who read their comics, or watch their cartoon shows and just fuck fleshlights or realdolls?

>>93315578

It might be the spandex, he should really switch to cotton. Also, all that gore and blood that he bathes in while slaughtering his enemy would probably stink.

>>93315792

Yeah, one of the benefits of Wolverine's powers. No wonder why so many geeks and nerds want to be him and women want to sleep with him.

>>93315985

I remember some of that X-Men cartoon from the last century. It was an alternate timeline where the humans were constantly sending in machines to kill the mutants and I think Cable ended up in that alternate timeline for a while. Maybe he's just with Storm only to get closer to Marvel Girl in the comics. I don't know. I only ever really watch the cartoon shows.

>>93315578
logan is confident and when he settles with a woman he seems gives his all to make her feel happy. even if it means hunting the yakuza.
Magneto is similar in this aspect. we can this aspect during Rrogue in Savage Land

>>93317915
>how about they act like otakus and NEETs
Hell yeah, I'm all for this. I think all of us can ultimately agree that there are far too many normie heroes.

>>93313255
It's not gay if the balls don't touch.

>>93316829
Naw, probably just print it until people get bored. If it can be erotic for 40 years, it's printed for 40 years.

>>93318117
>I think all of us can ultimately agree that there are far too many normie heroes.
All Norms must die. It is the law.

>>93318228
You muppet, you're looking at this totally the wrong way, I wanna try and brainstorm a story out of this instead.

I may never write it, but it can go in the list regardless.

>>93317201
page?

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>>93318032
Shit, I think the comic was one of my first big exposures to an age gap. Sure, as a kid I was into adult women, but I didn't think adults actually got together with that much of an age difference.

>>93318252
Honestly, there is a probably a manga out there with the EXACT power and relationship dynamics as Carol, Miles and Kamala. Teacher wants to fuck male student, male student is seduced but has a crush on female student, female student admires teacher and has budding feelings for male student.

Big things to consider are:
>Are Carol's feelings for Miles genuine, or is she basically just a sexual predator?
>How quickly does Miles give in, how much shame does it bring him and conflict with his feelings toward Kamala
>How are Kamala's feelings toward Miles developed. Obviously, for dramatic purposes, she'll find out about things AFTER she's grown to like him in return.
Kamala's personality shows that she would stand up to even Carol and fight for what she wants, especially if she feels Carol is simply using Miles sexually. Miles honestly never seemed like that deep a character to me, so he'd be the reader's self insert, lost in the erotic adventure but also wanting to basically be a good person and make the right decision. Really play up the melodrama, and you could market this shit to grils as well as your average horny teen male.

>>93318418
>Obviously, for dramatic purposes, she'll find out about things AFTER she's grown to like him in return.
Hrm, how long do you see this as taking? And, what sort of timeframe does it cover with relation to the modern canon? Seeing as, y'know, Carol arresting Miles like in CW2 (which also destroys Kamala's faith in her) would kinda send the story off-track.

>>93318480
Well, cynically, I'd say Marvel continuity is such a mess it doesn't really matter. But realistically, I'd just make knockoff versions of the characters and create a new book to tell the same story. I mean, it was good enough for Watchmen, it'll be good enough for an erotic comic about a grown woman fucking a teenage boy. I'd also do this because I'm not that familiar with Marvel canon after CW2, and I don't want to be "one of those guys" (i.e. most current Marvel writers).

If it was simply a "What if Carol needed Mile's dick" stories, I guess it could take place in a world where Civil War 2 never happened. All the superhero stuff would mostly be in the background (which sadly isn't that different then current books), and there would be a lot of sweaty training sessions.

>>93318576
>If it was simply a "What if Carol needed Mile's dick" stories, I guess it could take place in a world where Civil War 2 never happened. All the superhero stuff would mostly be in the background (which sadly isn't that different then current books), and there would be a lot of sweaty training sessions.
Works for me. There's no reason why it can't be set at some juncture before the second civil war, to evade that issue. I mean, assuming Kamala started out in 2014, when her introduction happened, that'd still give about a year or two for all this to happen in.

Yeah, shouldn't be a problem. I tend to be good at figuring out how to fit these sorts of stories into the canon spaces, it's just figuring out what to put in the stories that's the hard part.

What's Carol's motive for wanting Miles's dick, aside from simple lust?

>>93316147
>Jean turned Bobby gay because she was afraid to admit her own homosexuality

It's all coming together.

>>93317001
>NO DUMPING

Carol wishes that were true.

>>93317111
After Civil war 2

>>93318789
Cheer up Carol, maybe Roger will die in the Darkforce.

>>93318576
The conflict with Carol wanting to lock up Miles is actually a good hook, though.

Carol sees Miles do something heroic and it makes her heart go doki doki. Miles is still mad at Carol, but Carol is objectively hot and wants his dick so bad. And what teenager is going to pass that up? So at first, he's just hate fucking her, but eventually it grows into love.

You could also go for the blackmail angle where Carol threatens to reveal his secret identity if he doesn't suck her feminine penis and over time he gets addicted to her cock.

>>93318918
Wait, when did he get let out?

Didn't this bitch lose a fight with Android 18?

>>93318987
Death Battle fags are the only group worse than Carolfags.

>>93318987
>Implying screwattack Death Battles mean Jack shit
They just go with what's more popular at the time.
Scout vs. Tracer where they contradict their own rules for the fad character

>>93318964
Literally the next issue.

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>>93313395
This
Who does Marvel even think they are trying to appeal to with this half-assed fence sitting?
Make out with Jess or debutch her already.

>>93313315
>LGBT characters are already overrepresented

They're... really not. Statistically, it matches up pretty well.

But whatever is best for your feefees I guess.

>>93313501
Wonder Woman is bi now and literally nothing happened, she is actually more popular since then

Bisexual is not a big deal, turning a striaght character into gay like they did to Ice man that is retarded

>>93319267
Also Harley Quinn

>>93319267
Wonder Woman bi just makes more sense, considering she'd never seen a man her entire life till a certain point.

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>>93318296
my dad is 20 years younger than my mom. reading that arc as a kid was like reading a weird story about my parents but with inverted ages and roles.

>>93313315
>See iceman
Yea, cause that's a great example.

>>93303548
>DC had the balls to make Wonder Woman bi
Wonder Woman has ALWAYS been Bi, you mong.

>>93305622
either Brand, Quasar, or Scarlet Witch.
$5 says after Wanda and Carol are on screen together all kinds of casuals will start shipping them

>>93307848
>They are close friends?
they are REALLY close friends. They tell each other "I love you" daily, talk on the phone constantly, spend more time together than with anyone else (until recently, anyway).

>Is implied somewhere in the comics?
it's been implied from the very first moment they were on panel together.

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>>93317001
> "they made up that company name for Dinosaurs, didn't they?"

>>93313501
>last decade also has carol getting a alot of fuckboys added to her list.
what the fuck? She's only been with Wonder Man (almost 10 years ago) and Rhodey.

>>93315985
confirming that Storm + Wolverine fucked a lot right before he died. Storm divided her time between fucking Wolverine and Psylocke.

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>>93307848
>Where this ship comes from? Is implied somewhere in the comics?
Fucking READ some, Bruce Timm drew this in 1982

>>93320596
Not that anon but...
So, like sisters. Have you people never had a close friend to the point you act like siblings? I have a very close friend, to the point we're like brothers, & I have friends that do the same thing shippers do, & both of us either raise a brow or make a joke out of it before a flat out 'No'.

>>93320911
the longing looks into each other's eyes, the "I love you"s, and the hand-holding were not jokes, if that's what you're trying to say.

Offtopic but didn't Secret Invasion come out and say Jess has or had breast implants for most of her career?

>>93319143
People perceive statistically proportionate representation as overrepresentation, because they're so used to underrepresentation. They've done studies on how people perceive the makeup in crowds, and it's fascinating how skewed the numbers can get before people stop thinking they're skewed in the other direction.

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>>93321173
HQ

>>93320740
there was the kree that got murdered by skrull carol. and the spy dude in the start of siege too. also. she kissed wonderman while dating the kree and it was on daily bungle's cover saying that, she was more worried about kissing the dude than helping people while AIM was fucking shit up.
it was fun as fuck when she saw that edition of the newspaper. she "fuck fuck fuck. no not again I fucked". then she goes to call the dude but he doesn't answer. and she goes "beautiful, carol. you just keep fist fucking your life"

>>93321262
>there was the kree that got murdered by skrull carol
she didn't fuck him. She was going to, but got interrupted by Anya, then he got killed.

>she kissed wonderman while dating the kree and it was on daily bungle's cover saying that
I know the issue you're talking about. She hadn't banged Wonder Man yet. That happened right before Secret Invasion.

>>93321216
Cho laughs about this part in an interview but never mentions whether it was his idea or Bendis'.

>>93321367
there was another date that was not interrupted by anya. the issue ended with them on her apartment

>>93320991
No anon, that's not what I meant at all. I'm talking about them being as close as sisters.
Also, longing looks? No offense, but that sounds like tumblr tier delusion. Not being an ass but can I have some examples in a form of some photos. Genuinely interested. No edits.

>>93321492
you will not get any because you are dealing with /u/fags. they are as bad as fujoshis

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>>93313299
Yea, it's an edit. A decent one though.

>>93315344
>brood saga

just no

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>>93315985
Storm may have fucked all the X-men

>>93321607
>Brood Saga is better than Watchmen
Another print.

>>93321216
Hydra gave her a boob-job?

>>93321393
>>93321216
>>93321808
Bendis later gave this as a reason for why she is better than Wonder Woman, but then he deleted the tweets around when hype for the WW movie started up.
>Spider-Woman is cooler than Wonder Woman in every way possible. Wonder Woman's got a pipply ass! she's the pipply ass of comics!! Spider-Woman has better hair, better costume, frank cho implants and a fucked up origin. Wonder Woman is a walking std farm!!

>>93321868
Those his actual words? Sound a bit petty.

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>>93321922
He recently deleted both tweets. Google cache still has one of them. He deleted the second one a while ago now.

>>93321868
>WW barely have sexual partners other than Steve Trevor
>SHE IS A WALKING STD FARM LMFAO
>Spider-Woman fucks any idiot with a boner
>SHE IS SO AWESOME ISN"T SHE?
No wonder Marvel is what it is right now.

>>93321952
Jesus christ...

What does "pipply" even mean?! Sounds like something a four-year old would say.

>>93321970
Bendis don't read comic at all, that's why every comic he writes without street lvl characters sucks, he got no idea how their powers work or how powerful they are

>>93321868
>>93321952
remember that Bendis is obsessed with Jess. He is a stalker if you could be a stalker of a comic character.

>>93315472
Where is my Kitty/Courtney Ross line

>>93316156
Marvel literally pays Claremont to not write comics.

>>93303548
Carol's never going to become a lesbian due to her stereotypical butch dyke look. Marvel would be playing too hard into the stereotype. Maybe if they hadn't had such a hard-on to de-objectify their heroines and cover up all their skin previously, they might have pulled the trigger on this.

>>93322101
Can I get a job like that?

>>93322174
I suspect it's the Disney IP managers keeping comics from being to crazy

>>93303548
They already turned a straight character gay, they're not going to turn two straight characters, one of whom has a movie coming out, gay.

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>>93303548
I'm 90% sure it's because KSD has a black man fetish and wanted Carol to end up BLACKED

>>93304173
How is Harley/Ivy even a thing? Wasn't the reason of Harley being evil in the first place not because of her obsession with Joker?

>>93323324
>I haven't read a comic in 2 decades

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>>93321925

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>>93311373
I don't know about that man, everyone knows that lesbians tend to have huge asses. Jess fits the profile.

>>93323359
all he had to do was watch the show, comics didn't start it

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>>93323803
>everyone knows that lesbians tend to have huge asses.
Anon, do you think twice before you speak?

>>93323905
Nigga, I have studied asses and lesbians for years. I'm kind of an expert.

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>>93323969
Tell me your ways anon. Divulge me your secrets.

>>93324104
Gladly, you see I've pioneered a fascinating new technique that I call "being a sex obsessed creep with bad social skills that watches women from very far away."

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>>93323969
Yea. Sure. Okay. I'm not even saying you're wrong, i'm saying that's not all the way true at all. Just like a whole bunch of other stereotypes. Anyone can have a hug ass.

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>>93324371
Easy. By the way, question, did everyone forget Jess used to be a blonde?

>>93324371
Why they had a baby together anyway?

>>93324605
Continuity is for schmucks.

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>>93324670
They love each other and wanted to start a family. Obviously.

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>>93324685
But, I found it endearing that they remembered her hair was dyed when the baby turned out to be blonde.

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>>93324709
Could you have a least picked a better photo. That art is bad. Not too bad, but bad.

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>>93324921
I am sorry anon.

>NU UH DC IS MORE DIVERSE

>>93325483
I like this pairing a lot more honestly.

>>93325483
Post the one where Carol goes down on pregnant Jess.

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>>93321868
>pipply
As a fellow ethnic hooknose I have never heard the term 'pipply' and refuse to believe he couldn't fucking spell 'pimply'

>>93322101
>Marvel literally pays Claremont to not write comics
He belongs to the first generation of writers that Shooter had paid bonuses for book sales. Chris has no wives, ex-wives, children or drug habits and I'm guessing Disney had to cut him in on Big Hero 6. Nigga invested and has his own administrative staff.

Stan Lee, they pay to do nothing (for another comic book company).

>>93325483
> Spidey is acting weird because?

>>93325540
http://i.imgur.com/q2ZJVZ2.png

>>93326782
> Logan shaving ANY part of himself

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For me at least, Carol is like that sandwich you have to make and eat everyday for lunch because you can't afford anything better. At first it is good, then after awhile it goes bland, so you add different things to make it different, but in the end it just... exists.