Guys I've been thinking. You notice how Bruce Wayne almost never seems to be around, and when he is around it's always at night and surrounded by a bunch of floozies? Well, what is Bruce Wayneis a vampire?
>>93282151
Ya know I suggested the same idea to my friend Alucard.
But he assured me his associate, Dr. Acula, had completely proven that vampires don't exist.
So it couldn't be possible, OP.
>>93282151
no way, if he was a vampire how did he dated some recognized women like Natasha?
I think he secretly is Superman
>>93282413
Wasn't Zach Braff supposed to make a movie about him?
Oh Anon, vampires aren't real. They're make believe, just like elves, gremlins, and eskimos!
>>93285348
No one asked you.
>>93282151
Which series is this Bruce from?
>>93282151
Bruce Wayne has shown up to daytime events, it's justhe's an alien and their internal clock is set for a 33 hour day, so he sleeps odd hours.
>>93282151
>>93285874
/x/ pls go
>>93285312
There was already a Dr. Acula in an Ed Wood movie, so I guess there may be legal troubles.
>>93282893
Superman doesn't have a secret identity dipshit. He just chills in the artic when he's off-duty
>>93289387
But there's nothing in the arctic.