ANON! I've come from the year 2025, something /terribly/ wrong has happened with the timeline! Brian Micheal Bendis has become editor and chief!
>>93255383
Sana has that job locked, I wouldn't worry about Bendis.
>>93255383
Christopher Lloyd?! What are you doing in my house? How did you get access to a time machine? And how do you look so young?!
>>93255440
No no, you don't understand! Of DC!
>>93255500
Saayy WHAAAAAT!?. How's that possible, Doc?
>>93255500
But what is he chief of doc!?
>>93255383
Oh, pls. Pls, no.
Pls.Do we have Chris Kent back? Is the Blue Beetle book still going? Did ted die again?
And who's the next creative team behind Moon Knight? I'm interested in these answers timetraveler-kun
>>93255383
>editor and chief
back to /tv/, bitch
>>93255522
It's disastrous! There was a sudden serge of popularity of a certain Miles Morales during all his guest appearances outside of comics. Bendis was all too fast to take credit for the creation of the character, showing up in interviews to convince the casual audience he was one of the greatest comic writers of all time! When Disney fired him for getting drunk at a party and screaming about how all whites should be exterminated, DC hired him mistaking his fame for good writing. He worked his way to the top, back stabbing /everyone/ in his way till he was number one!
>>93255575
Chris is too obscure for Bendis' tastes. He pops up every now and then with no explanation in contradictory scenarios. Blue Beetle is still going on with Ted as lead due to his recent popularity due to the successful movies. However, there is word that Bendis wants to make the next Blue Beetle a gay Muslim woman. Tom King writes Moon Knight now after mostly everyone at DC jumped ship from Bendis' treatment of them.
>>93255711
Holy geez, Doc, that's bad. Bendis controlling DC is an horrendous future, how can make it change?
>>93255711
Yes!
I mean, no!
Dammit, I knew it!Marvel is saved!
>>93255817
I came prepared! We need a hero.
>>93255383
I don't think he likes comics as much for that job. Brian seems for focused on getting into tv.
>>93255383
FUCKI'm late for school!
>>93255383
Bendis? The writer?
>>93255880
Doc, what're ya gonna do?
>>93255383
>editor and chief
>>93255711
>Disney fired him for getting drunk at a party and screaming about how all whites should be exterminated
they'd promote him for that
>>93255440
even worse
it's her fault that marvel turned to garbage in the first place
>>93255500
>>93255880
I kek'd pretty hard there anon, thank you. I needed a laugh.
>>93255383
But how can you be from 2025? I heard that God Emperor Trump banned time travel after he got drunk, traveled to 1944, and hit on his own mother.
>>93255500
>>93255500
shiiiiiiiiit
>>93255383
>I've come from the year 2025
How did you manage to build a time machine inside of a bunker?
>>93255711
Give it to me straight, Doc.
My favourite hero and my favourite villain.
Doctor Fate and Deathstroke. What happened to them?
>>93255500
>>93255500
>>93255711
Oh man, this is getting heavy
Would it really be worse than Alonso?
>>93255500
>>93255711
Oh, and Doc, since were on the subject....Is Stan Lee still alive in 2025?
>>93255383
>ANON! I've come from the year 2025
How did you teach yourself English?
This all seems fishy comrade, or should I say ESSE!
>>93258975
>>93258993
But...but...
>>93256639
Goddammit Brevoort, people aren't going to hate you less of you bash other editors on 4chan.
>>93255383
But doc, what's become of Stan Lee?
You know it's a good thread when you have no idea what's going on but it still makes you laugh.
>>93255383
did they fix the mandela effect in the future?
>>93256202
What I should have done a long time ago, anon!
>>93256761
We're talking about cataclysmic events that could lead to the death of comics itself! But if you want to keep laughing go right ahead.
>>93256880
The law doesn't effect me, since I didn't start time traveling till 1985.
>>93257718
Don't be silly! I had the DeLorean with me before then. The shrink way, however, was made from a spare TV I found in the bunker.
>>93257730
Deathstroke is perma-dead because Bendis didn't approve of the "Message he's trying to convey". Doctor Fate is banging Kitty Pryde, which Bendis bought the rights for exclusively.
>>93258935
President Lee? Yes, he's still alive. Thanks to his robotic implants he'll never die. Which reminds meSlott is still on ASM and will remain on it indefinitely.
>>93260069
No, as it turns out that's just the natural effect of time travel. When a new timeline is splintered off due to a time traveler, slowly the original begins to fold into the splintered timeline. Mandela effect is just the after effect of it all.
isn't he already?
>>93255383
-brian michael benids?
-yes
-the writer?
-yes
-the creator of miles morales?
-yes
-the black spider-man?
-yes
-you are saying that he is going to became a chief and editor?
-yes
-of DC?
-yes
-shit...
>>93255500
>>93255500