Let's play a game.
Choose one ship and make it canon, with the goal of pissing off as many anons as possible.
>>93254807Miles x MJ
>>93254807
>>93254807
Ms America and the REAL Hawkeye, Kate Bishop
>>93254857
That was fast
>>93254807
Doom and Susan Storm.
It'll piss of everyone, especially Doomfans. Doom can't have feelings, yada, yada.
Not me though.
I love, love, LOVE Stockholmy beauty and the beast romances. Love them.Ulquihime forever
>>93254807
Helsa,
it'd singlehandedly piss off all the Elsannafags and all of the #makeelsaalesbian peeps in one strike
Marcelinexbubblegum
Miles x any female character
>>93254946
But that's already pretty much canon.
>>93254807
Milo and Gwenpool.
>>93254898
>implying Doomfags wouldn't like it
Put Susan saying "you are better than Reed" and they will consider it the most well-written comic ever made.
>>93254946
But that is canon why else do you think people are pissed?
>>93255000
Stop making me want this.
>>93254807
Wasn't this canon for a little while? I seem to remember Natasha and Matt drinking champagne on a boat or something. Phil Noto I think.
>>93255045
>newfag
Matt/Narasha is older than Matt/Elektra.
>>93254807
>>93255099
>>93254807
REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU SLAPPED BLACK WIDOW'S ASS DAREDEVIL? THAT'S WHY YOU ARE SUCH A EVIL PERSON! I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE SHIT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE UNTIL YOU BECOME A EVIL ULTRON HYBRID AND EVEN THEN I'M GOING TO BRING IT UP.
>>93254807
Batman/Supergirl
>>93254807
Harley Quinn and Penguin.
Not only is it completely out of nowhere, not only is it stupid and OOC, it's something that absolutely no one wants. ESPECIALLY the fans of these characters.
>>93254807
>and make it canon
I can skip that step.
>>93255166
Penfans don't like Harley?
>>93255333
No one who actually reads Batman likes Harley. Especially fans of an old character like Penguin
>>93255190
I haven't read any X-books in a long time.
Someone please explain this bullshit. Why are Warren and X-23 dating? Why are Warren's wings fire instead of feathers or metal? Why are they surrounded by the demons of hell?
This I think is an even bigger problem in comics than attracting NEW readers. When an old reader wants to get back in nowadays, so much has changed from just a couple years ago that they have no idea whats going on, and unlike a new reader they have preexisting ideas on how these characters should be, and are disconcerted when those ideas are proven to no longer be true.
>>93255333
Why would they ?
Penguin fans (apart from the Gotham crowd in Tumblr) are disgruntled contrarians who want the character to stop being relegated to cameos in other character's stories and be the entertaining supervillain he used to be. Like Riddler fans, they are nostalgiafags for older versions of Batman.
Harley fans are normie girls who watched SS and a few episodes of Batman TAS and like her for the OMG SHE'S LIKE SOOO CRAYCRAY #GURLPOWER stuff that comprise all she does these days, a Jokerette who hogs spotlight and suffers no consequences for what she does. They couldn't care less about Batman before it was acceptable to do so.
There is nothing compatible between these two.
>>93255529
>No one who actually reads Batman likes Harley.
Source: my ass.
>>93255744
Cherrypicked panels posted on Tumblr and Mad Love don't count
>>93255099
>>93255129
DELETE THIS
The canon pairing is Valkyrie and me!
>>93254807
Flash x Reverse Flash x Zoom
Would making HarleyxJoker canon piss off more people or please them?
Would it make the characters better or worse?
>>93256319
Harley x Joker is canon already, her existence depends on that. The fuck are you talking about?
>>93256319
It's an almost even split.
It could legit go either way.
>>93256351
Harley loves the Joker, but the Joker's feelings for Harley are constantly changing.
>>93256378
>>93256351
I meant Harley loving Joker, Joker tolerating her and having her as a "fun toy, only he gets to play with" but not loving her back, in the same way.
And yeah, I agree her existence depends on it.
But you know anon, people disagree. Current harley writer, for example.
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
>>93256438
>But you know anon, people disagree. Current harley writer, for example.
How is it that the prevailing train of thought in the modern comic industry came to be "Change the core principles behind beloved characters, surely people won't get mad this time like they did last time we tried that."
>>93256536
Fucking hacks, anon. I agree with you. And I'm glad aside from the usual #1 success, currently Harley sells like shit and is implied to be sort of an elseworld.
Fuck current Harley. Give me Dini harley back, she was awesome.
Gwen X Norman
Dr. Light X Sue Dibny
Superman X Wonder Woman
>>93255752
Do you mean Bobby/Jean, or just Bobby being gay?
The former is acceptable, as I now have the mental image of Jean having her tongue stuck on Bobby's ice cold dick.
>>93256809
>scoth? thish ishn'th whath ith lookth lithe
>>93254807Black Cat x Doc Ock
>>93257007
Kamalafags would never recover. Especially the ones desperately hoping her being Inhuman will get retconned.
>>93256830
Hank*
>>93254807
Jessica Drew xother than Carol
>>93257101
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Elisa Maza and David Xanatos
>>93254807
Peter and Gwen
>>93255099
>>93255129
Patrician taste, .f.am.
I really want more Valk in my life. Im still toasty over the fact that she didnt get the hammer and keep her identity. Then again, its not like modern marvel numas or tumblists know what writing or a plot is.
I kinda liked to ship generator rex with that hot scientist.
b
Superman and Amanda Waller
Tony Stark and Gwenpool
Aquaman and Aquagirl (Tula)
Barbara Gordon and Bruce Wayne
Deathstroke and Starfire
Lex Luthor and Louis Lane
Peter Parker and Kamala Khan
>>93254807
Batman and Jason Todd
>>93260010
Bruce/Lois offends me wy more than Lex/Lois.
>>93255674
That's a Warren that came to the future from the early X-years (think single digit issue number). He went on a space adventure and got some sort of cosmic upgrade. He's fucking X-23 because Bendis wasn't allowed to make a similarly timetraveling Cyclops fuck X-23. There are demons around them because an alternate dimension version of Cyclops' first wife is invading with her demonic horde
Sins Past is Canon right? Norman and Gwen ftw
>>93254807
Hulk and Black Widow
>>93260194
My soul just throwed up just by remembering it.
Thx anon, I think you won!
>>93254857
You sick fuck
>>93254807
T'Challa and Jennifer Walters; who team up to start a Marvel-ized "Black Lives Matter" legal movement. Their first goal together as wife and husband (because down with the patriarchy, husband goes second) is Cyclops, whom they believe has always been a racist.
>>93260194
>NORMAN I LOVE YOU
What the fuck Gwen?
>>93254861
Back the fuck off
>>93254807
Toad and X-23
>>93254807
Miles x Peter
>>93254807
Superman & She-Hulk
Batman & Sue Storm
T'Challa & Jessica DrewHarley Quinn & Poison Ivy
>>93254857
wew lad
Bruce Wayne and Alfred Pennyworth
>>93260010
>Superman and Amanda Waller
>Tony Stark and Gwenpool
>Aquaman and Aquagirl (Tula)
>Lex Luthor and Louis Lane
>Peter Parker and Kamala Khan
Meme pairings. Amusing even.
>Barbara Gordon and Bruce Wayne
Bruce wanting to marry a genocidal woman blows this out of the park.
>Deathstroke and Starfire
Try Terra.
>>93254807
America Chavez and Red Skull
Alfred Pennyworth and Barbara Gordon
Black Cat and Green Goblin
Mera and Hal Jordan
>>93261176
>Black Cat and Green Goblin
I'm honesty waiting on this, but I give it even odds Gobby fucks MJ first.
>>93261176
>America Chavez and Red Skull
Written by Gabby Rivera.Red Skull learns to tolerance because of love. Gets a face transplant and becomes a black dude.
Big Barda x Ray Plamer
>Tony Stark & Janet Van Dyne
Pymfags on suicide watch!
>>93261770
>implying Pymfags care about Janet when Pym/Ultron is already their OTP
Tony X MJ following Homecoming would be much more effective.
>>93261797
Tony x MJ is a good one, but I've got a better one... Tony x Wanda.
Visionfags? BTFO. MCUfags? BTFO. Even Doomfags? BTFO once again.
Tony x Black Cat would rustle some Spiderfag jimmies as well.
>>93261864
>Tony ends up killing Wanda out of love after she once again fucks up reality and is deemed too dangerous
Gimme Marvel's number I got the next event.
>>93261898
OH SHIT anon! Yer a genius laddy! And then Doom comes after Tony cause he killed hs Waifu, leading Tony to scarring him. Doom goes back to being DOOM and Tony replaces RRRRRRRRIchards as his new mortal enemy!
>Mfw when reading all your sick posts
>>93261864
>>93261770
>>93261797
>>93254857
>>93254898
Stop this. Pls
>>93261928
No woman shall escape the Iron Dick anon.
>>93261925
>shortly after DOOM is introduced in the MCU
>everything was a ploy to set up the "Tony Stark has always been DOOM fated enemy" synergy before it happened in the movies
>>93261864
>Tony x MJ is a good one
>Tony Knocks up MJ
>Kids turn out to be androids due to some leftover Extremis in Stark's semen.
>Kids get wrecked
>MJ goes to Doom to get them repaired.
>Doom uses her to sire an heir in the exchange.
>>93262020
Meanwhile Peter cries in the corner.He doesn't know why
>>93262001
Marlel's gonna love this.
>>93262020
That's just evil anon... teach me!
>>93260010
>Peter Parker and Kamala Khan
Kamala and SpOck, instead.
>SpOck going full Humbert Humbert with Kamala could be one of the most potentially offensive and mindfuckingly funny pairings ever.
>>93262143
>brown midget
>brown muslim
I sense a pattern. Who's next? America?
>>93262040
>Spider-Gwen jumps Kaine's bones and he sends Peter the snapchat.
>>93262079
>teach me!
No.
>>93254807
An Emma Frost x Wolverine pairing would be pretty triggering to Cyclops fans, I'd imagine.
>>93261969
Pls
>>93262216
>Spider-Gwen jumps Norman's bones and he sends Peter the snapchat
ftfy
>>93262217
What about ChuckXJean?
>>93262245
It's been done. Have him rape her this time. Mix it up.
>>93262216
Yeah, well, fuck you then! Watch this... Tony Stark x Lois Lane, Catwoman, Talia Al'Ghul & Wonder Woman in an orgy!
Take that Superfags and Batfags!
Also, Tony x Emma Frost. Cykefags on suicide watch!
>>93262242
What's the matter anon? You're afraid of the Superior Extremis Dick?!
>>93262269
Exactly.
That's the point, to show Gwen was actually fated to Norman. Life itself cucking Peter.
>>93262298
Nah son.
Tony and Selina the night before her wedding with Bruce then they decide to run away.
>>93262342
...Fine, you win.
>>93262298
>Tony x Emma Frost
I thought they already had a previous arrangement. Since Cyke is gone (for the moment), Tony could jump her at any time. When he wakes up.
>>93262342
During the wedding and wedding night. Clayface fills in for the Bride. She slips into bed with Bruce before he wakes up.
HarleyXBats. Harley joins the league.
>>93262267
That one is basically soft-canon already
>>93262370
It was implied that they had something during her Hellfire days.
>>93254857
fpbp holy shit dude
>>93254857
Christ.
Jake Goldman x Blossom
>>93262298
(A): Tony? No-No-No ...LEX(not that we'll ever see it)
(B): To piss off Batman fans just wait and the offending ship will be whatever guy Dick Grayson eventually hooks up with. Because it won't be Bruce.
(C): Stark/Frost is already canon. Of course. Marvel is way ahead of you here.
But then again Jean/Emma is also sorta canon. The bar's set pretty high.
So if you wanted to put Cyke fans on suicide watch the ship would have to beHavok/Cyke
... and I do believe that one's already canon too.
>>93254857
Jon x Damian
>>93254807
Big Chap & Colbert.
>>93255773
>Source: my ass.
>>93260314
Don't you dare split up blob and toad, their love is pure. And slightly sticky.
>>93254921
Helsa is good, but Elsanna would blow up everything especially if they would drop it in the middle of a movie.
>>93262298
I'm not, sign me up for some of that bluetooth-enabled synthmetal cock. HI-HO SILVER AWAY!
Movie Strange and literally anyone but Thunderbolt Ross would rustle the fuck outta those sherlock dickweeds and I look forward to basking in the REEEEEEEE storm when it does come to pass.
Tony x Peter. It'll piss off everyone! Comics fans get the nasty, nasty sleeping beauty shit going on, MCU gets to watch Peter get groomed by an older immensely wealthy man...Shit's nasty, man.
Older Damian x Selina Kyle
>>93262285
>>93262298
>extremis dick
>the guy who couldnt satisfy Gamora
Tony is a dicklet
>tfw even Hawkeye banged Shehulk and Tony couldnt bang a shitty alien.
Norman x MJ
Miles x MJ
Miles x any woman
Tchalla x any woman not Storm
>>93263245
Imagine all the kinky shit he could do by messing with Extremis. He totally gave himself a bigger dick. Probably made Endo-Sym condoms as well.
>>93263306
Well, first off, Tony has also banged She-Hulk. multiple times. And Gamora is stronger than She-Hulk. By a lot. not to mention that was non-Extremis Tony.
Besides, I've had the theory that Tony has an average dick for a while now. It's why he's so obsessed with becoming more than a guy in a tin suit. Everyone else around him can change sizes, has super-soldier serum, etc, etc, but he's still a dude.
>>93262696
What's with all the fucking incest, Marvel? I dunno what's worse, when it's inferred or when they go full ultimate maximoff twins
you people make me sick
>>93263392
Ultimates' Maximoffs were only implied too.
They even had an excuse for all that obsessive closeness retroactively applied in the text. It was all innocent!
616 however ... there's offspring.
But it's clearly a mutant thing. The Proteus story was more explicit about it. Colossus' "virtue" is clearly vulnerable to his little devil of a little sister. Nightcrawler dated his foster-sister. Mystique has put the moves on Rogue, her adopted daughter.
It's more commonplace among villains and characters with weird "doesn't count" excuses, but the point is that it's clearly socially unacceptable despite being a somewhat innocent expression of honest emotions, so it's sorta in the X-Men's LGBT theme.
You wouldn't see this stuff with Captain America comics because those are about political value systems, and it's not like Spidey fans would see the thematic relevance, so it's in the X-books.
>>93254857
I thought I was mature enough for this thread. Turns out I'm not
xJubes, but she has to inexplicably dump Angel
>>93254857
Why not Miles xAunt May
>>93254952
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>>93254807
Mona "the vampire" Parker x Dil Pickles.
It's hated so much, it's completely ignored.
>>93254807
Norman Osborn & Gwen Stac-
oh nevermind
>>93255752
Bobby/Beast
>>93254807
Misty Knight and Luke Cage
Hal Jordan x Black Canary.
>>93254807
Tails X eggman
TTG Cyborg x Red Skull
Dick Grayson x Talia al Ghul
"HEY DAMIEN I FUCKED YOUR MOM DUDE, AND IT WAS JUST AS GOOD AS YOUR DAD SAID IT WAS "
Bruce x Cassandra
"NO ONE COME IN HERE RIGHT MOW IM BUSY"
"unintelligible grunting"
"(Cass stfu they can hear you you retard)"
Diana x Hal
Clark x Selina
Barry Allen x Linda Park
Wally West x Starfire
Thawne x Iris (see pic related, it's what he says to Iris when he convinces her he's the love of her life)
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Peter Parker x Elektra
Matt x Jessica Jones
Norman x Aunt May
J Jonah x Aunt May
Tony Stark x Aunt May
Susan Storm/Richards x Tony Stark
>>93268636
>Thawne x Iris (see pic related, it's what he says to Iris when he convinces her he's the love of her life)
You jest, but it's really happening
>>93268766
While the "false bad ending" covers certainly do their job of implying what's at stake and what not, do the writers ever actually think they're fooling anybody and that anyone believes they will happen ?
>>93254807
JonXMaps
>>93254807
Superman and Grail.
>>93268890
Ooo boi you've done it now.
>>93268890
>>93269059
Maps x Maya Ducard
>>93269153
JonXMapsXMayaXGoliath
>>93261176
>Mera and Hal
I like this
X-23/Old man Logan
My threads usually die, but this lasted for like a day.
You know you love shipping, /co/, stop lying to yourself.
Lex Luthor and Lois Lane.
>>93261770
Already happened in the 1980s, anon, while Hank Pym was in prison.
>>93254857
MJ and any man that's not Peter would piss off /co/
Maybe if it was a character tjat most of /co/ liked better than Peter like Kaine maybe?
>>93261969
I think Gamora did because when she went to sleep with him we then see that she's bored and with her underwear on and Tony is embarrassed and naked under the sheets.
She then just leaves him all dissapointed and he feels bad.
>>93268636
Dick/Talia
Damian would be OK with it because he wants Dick to be his dad.
Now Jason/Talia on the other hand...
>>93271855
I know, but it was short-lived. I wouldn't mind seeing it return, especially now that we have REEEEEEEEEEE!Tron.
>>93272523
Like I said, Tony's a regular guy without Extremis, with probably an average dick, and Gamora can go toe to toe with Thanos. There's no way he could've satisfied her. He should've gone for a Skrull if he wanted to fullfill his green lady fantasy.
flash x sonic the hedgehog
>>93262001
The saddest part is I wouldn't even put it past Bendis at this point...
>>93273135
past Bendis?
>>93268636
>Clark x Selina
>implying
Beavis X Butthead
>>93272489
What about MJ X Ben Reilly?
>>93257089
Hanh*
>>93254807
>Matt and Natasha
Weirdly enough, I loved their relationship when they broke up. I liked how Matt was adamant about staying on a good path, and Natasha didn't want to admit that she still pines for him.
Also made for the first top tier Bullseye story, when he kidnaps Natasha and hires the entire underworld to kill Daredevil.
Alfred Pennyworth x Talia Al Ghul
>>93275056
Implying what?
>>93277505
alfred x starfire
damian x starfire
I like the second more. It's more plausible and the anti-dami fags would be very salty.
Peter Parker and Ms. Morales
>>93278396
>Damian just gets an entire harem of all the girls
>>93279738
honestly I prefer literally anybody with Peter other than MJ or Gwen.
>>93261622
>Not a biracial sexfluid transgirl
Elaine and Newman
>>93260202
He looks like the offspring of said pairing.
>>93255836
That would be an interesting development, two people bond over the death of a woman they both loved.
Also, seeing the SU fans going nuclear would be fun.
>>93280297
>>93280297
Even midget?
>>93260182
>>93255674
I think the bigger question here is when did he become a weeaboo?
Starfire & Lobo
James Gordon & Joker
Done.
This. And it's developed offscreen.
>>93290887
>"That's nothing..."
Katie Power and T'Challa
>>93257101
Jess already cucked Carol with some random nameless dude's semen
Batwoman x a male Robin
>>93291094
It'd be funny if it was Spider-man.
>>93254807
Norman and MJ
>>93291259
Jessica Drew xKaine
>>93291259
I'm pretty sure they don't let you donate semen that is radioactive.
>>93255432
This would piss me off greatly.
Betty and Veronica
>>93254807
>make it canon
how?
>>93254807
Imagine the blast radius of all MJfags' asses exploding if Gwen actually came back during Clone Conspiracy and Peter got together with her.
>>93254807
Hazmat x Arcade
>>93291862
Yeah, I'm mad.
>>93291571
>crawling back to the woman that cucked you with your arch-nemesis.
Alot more people than that would be assblasted
>>93256059
The Flash TV show gave rise to a myriad yaoi fangirls writing fanfics about just that.
>>93256059
>tfw Eobard alone can fill all the roles in this threesome in different points of his timeline.
>>93266049
Robotnikfags actually seem to love it, but with a genderbent Tails.
>>93255190
This writing is capital-A Atrocious.
Venom symbiote and Cletus Kasady
>>93268636
>Diana x Hal
I want this
>>93292360
That bullshit still hasn't been retconned?
>>93255166
>Like classic Harley
>like Pengiin
I am ok with this. However, I prefer Killer Frost and Penguin thanks to Bombshells
>>93254807
>Marvel
Peter Parker x Jessica Jones
Flash Thompson x Carol Danvers
Miles Morales x Mania
Matt Murdock x Jessica Drew
Luke Cage x Storm
Cyclops x Kitty Pryde
Magneto x Emma Frost
>DC
Tim Drake x Harper Row
Black Wally West x Raven
Steve Trevor x Lois Lane
Big Barda x Mister Terrific
Starfire x Duke Thomas
Wonder Woman x Lex Luthor
Zatanna x Jason Todd
>>93294101
I'm more upset at the fact that you want a straight pairing in DC Lesbian-verse than anything else
>>93264026
>xJubes
Why would people dislike this
>but she has to inexplicably dump Angel
Why would people dislike this???
>>93294186
Sorry but the only girl for Killer Frost is the other Killer Frost.
Why Louise and Crystal aren't paired up more in fan work is beyond me, since Louise is completely obsessed with her.
>>93294173
>Wonder Woman x Lex Luthor
This ship is good tho
>>93254857
Hitting the bar a little early are we?
>>93272489
Whatever happened to MJ's utterly forgettable and boring fireman boyfriend that even the artists forgot how he looked?
I feel like a lot of people would lose it if this became a thing.
Atom Eve x Robot
>>93254857
fuck me
>>93294615
Mark and Eve are a terrible couple to begin with
Could this have worked?
Jason Todd X Harley Quinn, a ship I truly believe in.
DamianWayne xLianHarper
>>93295011
I get it. They were both dead!
>>93294493
Vixen and Animal Man would make more sense.
>>93294975
I feel like a good comic can be made from those two interacting.
>>93294493
Not really. Clark works fantastic with practically anyone except for Wondy.