>Spiderman, Spiderman Does whatever a spider can, except create organic web, which are superior (if you disagree you're a pleb)
>Look out, here comes the "Spiderman"
>Hasn't died from cancer even though he's got radioactive blood, Spider-"man"? He's just a boy
>Hey, there! There goes the Spiderman
>And the shills will defend the mouse from his crime, ruining decent marvel character every single time
>Spiderman, Spiderman Friendly neighborhood, Spiderman, Wealth and fame, he inherited from stepdad Stark, web shooters and suit? Also from Stark, Look out, here comes the Spiderman
>Robert Downey Jr Presents Disney's IronMan 4 featuring not so spider boy
>Spider-Man, Spider-man, Where's uncle ben? He died 9/11, he's also black like Mary Jane
Organic web is gay.
>>93248922
This doesn't even rhyme, you hack. As expect of an organic web lover.
>Spider-Man, Spider-man, Where's uncle ben? He died 9/11, he's also black like Mary Jane
Stop these retarded memes
>>93248922
Are you from 9gag, my dear friend?
>>93248922
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting
>>93249014
They're official you retard
You're like that one guy who keeps repeating a joke nobody laughed at because he thinks everyone must just not have heard him
>>93248922
>Spiderman, Spiderman Does whatever a spider can, except create organic web
I love these threads.
>>93249204
Zendeya isnt MJ. This got leaked.
>>93248922
>IronMan 4
that's Ironman 7 lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_yxxnQcLQc
If you're going to complain about something, learn what it's called first.
>>93248922
>"Spiderman" throughout
>"Spider-Man" at the end
Could not be less effort shitposting.
Try reading a comic once in your life, or fuck off to /tv/, your pick.
this bait didn't work in /tv/
it sure as hell wont work here
>>93249204
Really?
>>93248922
raimi go home
>>93248922
>except create organic webs
>except eat bugs
>except using his ass webs to trap and eat the criminals he catches
>except have little hairs that allow him to stick to walls
>except have eight eyes
Wow, why does he even call himself Spider-Man then?