What are you whispering, Pooh Bear? Is that a prayer? Well, there's no God here today. Just me.
Why didn't we think of this years ago, eh? I knew you couldn't beat us if I ever got them organized. Do you know what's coming next? We're going to carve up your beloved wood among all our chief pitchers.
Rabbit wants Galleons Lap, Owl wants the Six Pine Trees and Tigger wants Where the Woozle Wasn't for some godforsaken reason.
Guess who gets your house?
As for the rest of the wood… Well, who'd want it now? Shh. Don't get upset. It'll all be over soon.