What if Iron Man's suit super detailed his junk like

That's a big junk.

You know, I have this headcanon that while Tony knows how to "move", he has an average (~6") sized dick, and it makes him feel insecure next to the others. I mean, Pym can change size, Banner can Hulk out, Reed can stretch, Cap is a super-soldier, Thor is a god, etc, etc.

So he spends quite a lot of time building super weird sex toys and shit.

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>>93232543
A fleshlight built right into the suit.
It's why he makes this face all the time

>>93232693
Or, alternatively, he would have a bigger cock built into his suit so it would be all detailed and make everyone like "whoa"

>>93232693
I doubt there's enough space in the crotch area to allow for his dick to get hard.

Seriously though, he and Hawkeye must have some crazy insecurity issues. At least Tony can whip up some cool sex-toys.

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>>93232732
Yeah, it would be like this, but on his crotch.

>>93232742
What if Hulk's dick is really small and anticlimactic
I know they use CGI to make him Hulk out these days, but they don't CGI his crotch to have a bulge in it
So in the context of the movies it might be small
Also what if Widow had a bigger dick that Hawkeye?
Sounds hot

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Better question is why Batman doesn't rape Joker already?

>>93232847
Dunno. But amongst the mainstay Avengers has to be the "least equipped". Cap's is probably in the 10" range due to the SSS. Thor's an alien god. T'Challa's got that BBC. Stark literally has to go against dick-gods.

>>93232863
[part 1]
I feel like Joker would rape Batman
Think about it; everyone puts him on the bottom because back when it first became a thing people said "you'd have to be crazy to want that" BUT due to their personality types, it seems much more likely that Joker would want to humilaite the Bat like this.
[continued in part 2]

>>93232907
[part 2]
Imagine Joker sets up the cameras to broadcast across the world (like villains do) and pounds and teases Bruce mercilessly while forcing him to read out his demands, and he can't fight back or Joker pushes a button and releases Robin into a vat of lava.
Then he unmasks him, and strangles him into climax with his own helm while the world watches.
After that, I'm not sure. Probably death or therapy.

Are you fapping? Be honest