Why is Moe always trying to hang himself when he has this

>>93230719
He wanted to leave a beautiful corpse

>>93230719
Shooting yourself with that seems incredibly difficult.

>>93230861
Yeah right off the bat I can think of five easier weapons to off yourself with and they're all parts of that contraption.

why would Moe want to kill himself? He has TWO knives

>>93230974
kek

>>93230719
Hey /k/, could one of you build a working version of this?

>>93230861
but if he can rig that much up he can easily rig a pulley system to pull that trigger as well

Because guns are only for hunting rare or delicious game, ringing in the new year, and keeping the Queen of England outta your face.

You see 'suicide' anywhere in that list?

>>93231721
>Because guns are only for hunting rare or delicious game
Yes, the most rare and delicious game, Man.

>>93230719
It's too impractical for suicide purposes, and Moe secretly wants someone to find and stop him because that means someone actually cares about him.