Friendly reminder that we will never get a team fortress

>>93165053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzMq5_thk4o

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>>93165053
>If we can"t get new weapons then we an get a new animated series.
>MFW

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Soldier a best

>>93165772
Best character ever

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>>93166583
He is also pure.
Pure!

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why is being a engie main suffering

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>>93165715
fuck man, why'd you have to post THAT?

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>>93166782
pure husbando

>>93166754
One good thing is that nobody actually expects an Engineer to kill them, so if you have good shotgun aim, you can really surprise them.

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>>93165715
F

>>93166784
>>93166888
Wat

>>93166923
the animator of that video is DEAD! you uncultured uninformed swine!

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>>93166923

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>>93165053
Friendly reminder that the writer of the comics (Jay Pinkerton) just left Valve when we were only missing the last chapter

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>>93167120
Why does everything I love betray me?

>>93165722
We are getting new weapons in the Pyro update..... r-rite guys?

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>>93167244
Such is life

>>93166727
kek

>>93167120
He say that the still contracted for the comic

>>93165053
>>>/v/

Also, dead game.

>>93165715
BIGGEST KEK
and f ;_;

>>93166754
>Want to try to play and use Engineer because I like characters that build stuff
>I know it will just be frustration because I can already see everybody destroying my machines

>>93167426
Oh good then, crisis averted.

>>93167431
TF2 has comics so it is still /co/ related

>>93167431
fuck off

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>>93166754

Don't worry, as a pyro main I've always got your back friend.

>Spies face when he can't do shit about the engie nest because I'm always there doing sweeps and destroying sappers with my homewrecker

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>>93167591
Found another pybro
You're doing god's work bro

>>93166884

This. An engie with a gunslinger (for dat extra HP) and a widowmaker can decimate the enemy if they're dealing with idiots.

I know I had one pub match where I ran around killing heavy/medics and generally being a menace to society, and I never built 1 building.

>>93167457
Not a problem; the majority of TF2 players are mouth breathing mongoloids who don't know how to deal with sentries. If you're really that tense about the thought of people blowing up your stuff, use the gunslinger. You just throw down a mini sentry and forget about it, if someone blows it up then you shrug and throw down another. If you use the frontier justice as well then they're actually doing you a favor every time they take one down.

>>93167540
Hey, I like the game too, but let's face it. It's dead.

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>>93165772
>>93166727
Why is he so perfect?

>>93167815
It depends on what your definition of dead is. By playerbase it's still very much alive, there's tens of thousands of people still playing it at any given time, right now there's 50,000 people playing and that seems to have been the average for the last few months.

>>93165053
Good it would probably suck and make Heavy a fag for no reason

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>>93167815
Just thinking you were a troll
You're right...it's dead...it's fucking dead..

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PYRO A CUTE

CUTE

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Friendly reminder that the head writer of the TF2 comics quit and said he doesn't know what Valve is going to do for issue 7.

Friendly reminder almost all of Valves original writers has left in mass.

Friendly reminder Valve hasn't made a game since 2011.

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>>93167591
you're a good man, I'll gladly share a beer with a pyro that cares.

>>93168120

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FHKq9O3uak

>>93167591
Glad to see another Pybro using the Homewrecker.
Best melee for Pyro.

>>93167591
Homewrecker is a bitch ass nigga's weapon of choice, sissy ass babysitting noob engies.
Go fast or go home, equip powerjack today

>>93167900
50,000 as a medium is pretty solid, but comparing it to the player base of CSGO and Dota, it's a huge gap. Valve is not too consistent with patching the game and the game itself still has many problems after all these years. I just feel like Valve doesn't care about it too much anymore and that the community, or whatever is the rest of it, is the only thing that will keep it striving.
>>93167978
Let's just hope that this Pyro update is more massive than they say it is.

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>>93168262
>Sees Pyrojack running
>Shoots him to death with Stock Revolver
>"Nothing personal. I just had to SHUT YOU UP!"
>*Laugh Taunts before Congaing away*

>>93168353
It's a dead competitive and community game but it's still a popular party game.

I enjoyed TF2 way more with friends while hanging out in Mumble. Game isn't too great by yourself on an official Valve server. And there's so few decent servers to actually play on, that people like me who would LOVE to play are just forced to move on.

>>93168353
>50,000 as a medium is pretty solid, but comparing it to the player base of CSGO and Dota, it's a huge gap.
I don't understand the point in comparing it, though, they're pretty different games, ESPECIALLY Dota. You don't call a game dead because its 50,000 players are less than the two million shoveling fecal matter into their orifices someplace else.

You want dead? How about TFC? Or the Tribes series? Or Day of Defeat? Those are dead games where actually finding a match can be difficult. Not a game with tens of thousands of players that idiotic /v/irgins call dead because they got bored with it and/or fell for the Overwatch marketing scheme.

>>93168225
>>93168262
Best pyro melee is the axetinguisher before Valve ruined it, fuck this game I'm still mad.

>>93167120
FUCK

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>>93168484
So there really is atleast one good spy.

>>93168353
>TF2 before F2P
>about 50k players

>TF2 after F2P
>about 50k players

>80% of servers are either empty or 32 insta respawn 2 fort
>about 50k players

they are totally not inflating the player count or anything

>>93165053
There is nothing friendly about that reminder at all

>>93170420
>servers
As much as the userbase complains about matchmaking, most of them still use it.

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we didn't deserve these comics in the first place

>>93170420
>they are totally not inflating the player count or anything
Totally, it's a conspiracy dude

So why hasn't anyone tried to recreate the comics in Source Filmmaker?

>>93166782
what kind of rifle is the stock sniper rifle, anyway? It's sexy as fuck and I don't have any good bolt action rifles with a scope yet

>>93170946
How would they fill the dialogue?

>>93165053
The chucklefucks took 7 years to make a 15 minute animated short.

>>93172443
Google sez a Remington 700 (of course), but it's more stylized than other weapons so it's not as close of a 1:1 as with, say, the Pistol to the Walther PPK.

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>>93173040
Well yeah, but that's because they hypocritically spent seven years being unprofessional as fuck while having made a character whose whole thing is being a professional lol

>>93165053
We'd never get to episode 3.

>>93173111
Adult swim bailed out of the deal

>>93173434
I can see why.

>>93173999
Still, what a missed opportunity

>>93173111
What kind of professional throws jars of piss at people

>>93174383
Fetishists and hunters

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>>93166884
>>93167457

>Gunslinger Engie with Frontier Justice
>mfw I can weaponize my teammates uselessness

>>93174486
Be sure to play on high tower

>>93174383
It's part of the job, man. Gotta weaken the will and body of your enemies, gotta reveal those spies so your team can get 'em. It's like when you run cashier.exe when you're working a retail gig. Yeah, it's gross and kind of fucked up to pretend to care about someone else's day only to demand their money, but it's part of the job.

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>>93165772
>>93166727
Okay

>>93174590
*was pure

>>93173434
Only because VALVETIMELOL is the real fucking deal

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>>93167120
>Valve now only maintains a shitty skeleton crew of coders and artists to update DOTA because it makes so much money that there isn't any reason for them to make another video game ever again

>the last of Valve's writing team left today
>Half Life 3 will be canon fanfiction

I just wanted to know what Mark Laidlaw and Jay Pinkerton knew what the Gman was

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>>93175880
He's still pure because his love is only for Zhanna.
And America.

>>93176103
>Implying Valve can count to 3

>>93166754
>most of my kills are spies

>>93165715
F

TF2 is more aesthetically pleasing to be honest.

Even more so than the mess that is overwatch.

>>93175956
It pisses me off that valva seems unable to get ahit done like a normal fucking company

>>93178918
That's what happens when you let all your employees work on whatever they want to and have no goals because you're already drowning in cash.

>>93179078
That's what makes their game so good though

>>93177103

and Screwattack claims that the Tracer would win against a fight against Scout.

>>93165715
He ded

F

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>>93170875
>that Miss Pauling though

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>>93179931
What does that have to do with anything?

>>93177103
>there are "people" out there who unironically think that Soldiers body type is attractive

>>93165053
>>93165715
this is proof that we don't need one; the fanbase has us covered

>>93180349
i unironically want a body like that

>>93180284
I think its because the Soldier destoryed robots made of steel with bare hands and the classes are supposed to be balanced so Scout should be able to do the same thing with something like baseball bat but being much faster while doing it. the point is they are pretty much superhumans in one way or another.

>>93180349
>women are "people"

Not everyone wants bishie boys or riod monsters.

>>93179931
>>93180925
i thought tracer won because they misinterpreted tracer & scout's in game skills

>>93180284
>thank god you are dead
Kek

>>93181082
>women
>liking bara frames
Good joke, anon

>>93181664
He won the heart of a russian girl.

>>93168101
H-HL3 soon c-comrade

>>93176103
>>93177216
>>93181770
They don't even have a team on HL3 anymore. It's not coming guys.

>>93165715
I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife.

Kitty was best furry. F.

>>93180349
what is a woman

>>93165715
:(

>>93181531

Yes. Tracer survived Scout's taunt kill which can kill an overhealed Heavy. Tracer also teleported way more than she can in the game . Scout started the fight walking and using scattergun rather than running and jumping all over the place and picking Tracer off with his secondary weapons.

>>93180349
Besr mode men are extremely fuckable

>>93175975
No it doesn't, Dota is a team of like 23 of the 300+ employees they got.

>>93181814
Girls only like twinks

>>93181664
Dad bods are a thing anon.

>>93168101
Dots came out in 2013.

They also made some vr mini games.

>>93170420
You're not the brightest f2player in the server I see.

>>93181798
Yeah they do, you can see hl3 information and assets leaked in Dota and VR coding.

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>>93165715

>>93182054
http://www.gameinformer.com/b/features/archive/2017/01/11/searching-for-half-life-3.aspx
According to anonymous Valve employee circa 2015, it's pretty dead.

What is the funniest joke in the tf2 comics?

>>93181960
This is actually a by product of the pill.

Women's attraction is modulated by the balance of hormones in their body. When they ovulate, they are attracted to manly things, even male BO starts to smell good.

However, when not approaching or on their cycle, they tend to find masculine things a sign of unsafety, and seek to be around feminine things.

Thus, when we've invented a hormone pill that prevents ovulation, they start to want to be around feminine things all the time, and men try to change to adapt to the new female desires.

This actually leads to a fair amount of bemusement when a couple who had been on the pill their entire relationship decide to try for children, as fairly often the now ovulating woman will find that her erstwhile mate is actually repulsive to her senses when in the fertility window.

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>>93165715
my heart

>>93166727
Fact: Russian girl is the ideal female body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>>93174590
>>93182238
>Zhanna will never ask you to make love to her
why live?

>>93182216
Is this for real?

>>93182526
I wouldn't listen to some Internet Guy's summation of a study he vaguely remembers reading years ago.

>>93182526
Probably not 100%, but the pill messes with hormones which definitely can affect what a woman finds attractive. I don't know if it always skews towards feminine men though.

>>93165715
When he died, the same fate occurred to part of my teenhood...

F