You decide to retire for the evening and go to bed, when suddenly

I would call him out to be the imposter that he is because everyone knows Darkseid would be sitting in my favorite chair when I got home from work not busting into my bedroom.

i hold him close to me, and i whisper in his ear loneliness + alienation + fear + despair + self-worth ÷ mockery ÷ condemnation ÷ misunderstanding × guilt × shame × failure × judgment n=y where y=hope and n=folly, love=lies, life=death, self=darkseid

>>93093677
Lord Darkseid I've never spoken a word against you or your rule.

>>93093677
I fuck him and then tell him I was imagining Kalibak the whole time

>>93093677
Offer oral.

>>93093677
Remove Kebab

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>>93093677
"Your daughter's an Edgelord but I kinda want to fuck her thighs"

Who heard it in Michael Ironside's voice?

>>93093917
I heard the Injustice voice

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>>93093677
Accept my fate as I prepare my anus...for Darksied

I open my mouth for Darkseid and let him love me like a God.

>>93093727

Well one can assume Morrison flunked those math tests in school

Is there an acceptable answer OTHER than giving Darkseid some sweet tender care?

>>93096005
Maybe he just want a hug, and nothing more?

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>Implying Darkseid wouldn't just be waiting in your room sitting in a chair

I'm disappointed in you anon.

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>>93096089

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>>93093677
I die for Darkseid.

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>>93093677
>Darksied
>standing

>>93096165
>>93096089
More like Darkseit amirite?
Yes I know it's pronounced Side, but for the purpose of this word play go with Seed.

Also in OP's defense Darkseid immediately seats himself after making his entrance

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>>93093677
I sit on the bed and submit to darksied hopefully my anus will recover

>>93096089
pssh jokes on him...I DONT HAVE a chair in my room.

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>>93096260

It would be an honor to have a god inside me there is no greater compliment

>>93096327
What garbage is this?

>>93093677
Assume he's not the real Darksied, as he wasn't already sitting in my chair when I got there.

>>93093756
This.

>>93093722
Dubs of Truth.

>>93096125
Jesus Darkseid, don't they make underwear on Apokalips?

>>93093756
You get an omega beam to the face for calling into question the word of Darkseid.

>>93097631
Darkseid dares all! He flashes more than the Flash!

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>>93097712
>Dares all
THERE'S ONLY ONE MOTHERFUCKER WHO DARES ALL, AND THAT'S DIANA THE DARE-MASTER.

Ask him if I'm mishearing things, or did he just wax lyrical to the theme song to Charmed.

>>93093677
>Calmly get out of my bed
>Walk through the hole where my door used to be.
>Go up stares to my parents room.
>Beat my parents to death with my bare fists
>Drag their broken and bloody bodies back down stares to my room
>Stack them in front of Darkseid as a humble and unworthy offering to his great majesty.
>Kneel before him until my head touches the ground and proclaim in full voice.

YOU ARE A GOD LIKE NONE BEFORE YOU, YOU ARE THE END OF ALL THINGS, THE FATHER OF DESPAIR, YOU ARE ALWAYS LOVED MASTER, FOR THE ALTERNATIVE IS DEATH.

>Stay there with my head down until he tells me I have passed this obvious test...or until he crushes my skull beneath his boot.

>>93097673
ANTI-LIFE JUSTIFIES MY NYAARGH!!

I faped one last time...and cum in Darksied´s eyes...fucking faggot