Just saw this and enjoyed it. Let's talk about it. >Favorite

>>93091473
Shiny
The one where the crab sings shiny
The crab that sings shiny

It's a pretty mediocre movie. Frozen is the patrician movie.

>>93091473
Is it true the whole movie is on pornhub?

>>93091522
/thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93lrosBEW-Q

>>93091539
Go back in time and fuck off to /frz/

>>93091539
>not Zootopia

>>93091473
I liked it. A tad generic but decent. I'm getting tired of Disney's recent "YOU'RE A PRINCESS LOL GEDDIT IT'S A DISNEY MOVIE WE'RE BEING SELF-REFERENTIAL" sense of humor tho.

>>93091522
Has a villian ever btfo of a hero as good as Shiny crab did?

You could feel the pain as he crushed Maui

Overall it was meh. Maui was a fairly fun character but Moana was flat and uninteresting. The crab and shiny were both terrible and the movie could've not had them and lost nothing. You're Welcome is the best song. The story was stock but had some good parts. Visually it was excellent. 6/10. I enjoyed the short before the movie about the bird being afraid of water a lot more.

>>93091473
There's only one thing I have against this movie, which is:

You know the scene where she puts the sea shell on the stones at the end of the movie?

Moana basically just fucked up the family tradition for every leader that comes after her, because how the hell are you supposed to stack a stone on top of a sea shell? You better hope to god that the following leaders are good at Jenga, because they're gonna have one hell of a time otherwise.

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>>93091522
Excellent Hyuk

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>>93091693
gb2trash, furfag

>>93091473
you're welcome
the opening scene
maui

>>93091729

umm.. that short was before Dory, Vaiana had "Inner Workings" that were a homage/copy of Reason and Emotion short from war time.

>>93091473
WELL, TAMATOA HASN'T ALWAYS BEEN THIS GLAM

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>>93091522
fpbp

>>93091473
It suffered from a lack of a main charismatic, love-to-hate, satisfactory defeated villain and a lack of locations. Otherwise a very good movie with amazing visuals and a hot, charismatic main girl.

I didn't really care for any of the songs, but I liked how it made me want to go sailing. So I guess the people exploring the oceans song and they end were my favorite parts.

>>93091473
im mostly happy that the mc was able to keep BOTH her parents. her grandma died,
but that was expected, even though she came back as a manta ray ghost

>>93091473
>>Favorite character?
The Ocean. Seriously.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NldkLGYYJKg

>>93091539
Off yourself scum

>>93091473
Anyone have a webm of Maui using his full power against Te Ka? That was pretty cool

>>93091473
Shiny and We Know The Way
The one with the Mad Max coconuts
Tamatoa aka the crab

i didn't like this movie much, and i think it's because of maui. he was an asshole the whole movie, and in the end, moana didn't even need him to give that chick her rock or whatever.

>Moana accepting that she has to deliver the heart herself
>Your Welcome
I loved this movie.

>>93096865
>Moana didn't even need him to give that chick her rock or whatever

i think you missed the point of the movie

>>93091721
If there is, I'd kinda like to watch it. Its always really fun watching a villain totally curb stomp the hero, and it makes their defeat much more satisfying

Let's be honest as great as shiny was that song was made for Bowie, shame star man passed on.

>>93091473
Grandma was my favorite, but I love Moana, too. I liked everybody (and wish there was more glam crab like everyone does), but at the same time I think it could've been stronger if they focused less on the buddy adventure angle with Maui.

Favorite song/scene both:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEiSF8HpyDg

>>93091473
>Favorite song
You're Welcome
>Favorite Scene
The Kakamora Attack
>Favorite Character
The Granny

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>modern Disney
>good

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>>93097591
they been doing pretty good since Meet the Robinsons

>>We Know the Way(the wayfinder song)
>>at the end when Moana gives Te Ka the heart
>>Heihei

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>>93091473
>Sjw diversity promoting faggot detected
Go back to eating your bagel sandwiches and playing with your electronic Apple typwritter.

>>93091866
I thought the point was that she was putting an end to the tradition since they weren't stuck on the island anymore.

>>93091473
>>Favorite song?
We know the way
>>Favorite scene?
The confrontation with Te feti
>>Favorite character?
Moana by virtue of being the least annoyimg.

>>93098202
But the movie has no Sjw propaganda and isn't diverse? Is it sjw to you just because it has a female lead?

>>93091473
>>93091522
Shiny
Underwater capture
Tamatoa

>>93091473

>Favorite song

"Shiny".

>Favorite scene

The one with the coconuts.

>Favorite character

Either Maui or the crab. Moana's grandma was cool too.

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>>93091473

This movie was garbage

1. Boring characters. Both of them look disgusting. Moana looks generic at best.

2. Entire boring plotline on a fucking boat

3. Rehashed backstories. Moana is an Ariel rip off

4. Jokes are flat or they trying to be meta

5. Songs were horrible, so forgetable and not catchy at all. They were mostly spewing exposition in most cases.

6. The forced chicken and little tatoo guy tried too hard as typical Disney mascots

7. The cute lovable pig was false advertising, and didn't actually go on the quest as the trailers implied he would

8. That fucking ending, good to know the main hero is responsible for the death of everyone who ever dies, and not only goes scott free, but also gets rewarded

Seriously fuck this movie. A typical production made by black suits and created out of every Disney archetype. Seriously making a main character a woman or black will automatically have critics rate this as 95% on rotten tomatoes. Fucking brainless SJW's.

>>93091903
Get bent you Belgian fuck.

>>93099950
This pasta is shit

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>>93099950
The movie was unironically unoriginal and the graphics didn't push, or advance, the technical envelope. That said, I didn't think it was garbage but was probably the biggest let-down on animation of the 2016 season.

>>93091539
>Frozen = Patrician
False, you can not defend the scenes with the trolls

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>>93100237

>>93091473
Zootopia<Moana<Frozen

>>93100237
Ariel wanted to go somewhere else due to pure curiosity and wanting to fuck a guy, and Moana wanted to because it's in her DNA. They got held back by their fathers for different reasons too. Sea King because he hates humans and Chief because his friend died. Sea King ended up wrong, but the chief was still right, it's just that Moana gained enough skill to bypass the danger. Also, all Disney princess movies have sidekicks and songs.
>>93100260
Te Ka isn't a sea monster, and the fact that she's "larger than life" means nothing. This shitposting is garbage.

Good that /co/ still can't criticize things for shit.

>>93098276
That makes a lot of sense actually.

>>93102443
>Falling for the /tv/ bait pasta

>>93098276
Yeah that's what I got from it

>>93091721
Prince Ali reprise

>>93091473
I want to culturally enrich her hard.

>>93102443
>Ariel wanted to go somewhere else due to pure curiosity and wanting to fuck a guy, and Moana wanted to because it's in her DNA.

It doesn't matter why they go on their quests. At the end of the day the why is irrelevant. The why is just an excuse to regurgitate the same story. Girl wants something she can't get at home. Girl goes on quest with lovable sidekick while singing pop songs.

>>93091522
>tfw before opening the thread I figured everyone would say exactly this, and of course I'm right
/co/ is old and predictable, and getting less fun every day.

>>93091866
>>93098276
Yep, the stones represent terra firma and the shell represents the ocean. First anon confirmed for not grasping gradeschool level symbolism.

>>93098375
Look at this newfag replying to obvious bait. Lurk more, newfag.

>>93106685
>The why is just an excuse to regurgitate the same story.

that applies to fiction in general

>>93099950
I know it's bait but
>hates generic mascots
>wanted the loyal/helpful/cute/mascot archtype pig to be the mascot

>>93107765
i dont think i will ever get tired of the heroes journey

i actually prefer it played straight then when people try to spin it too much

>>93106685
Moana's intentions in the beginning were identical to Ariel's, but eventually she gets a new, stronger purpose which is reconnecting the destiny of her entire people. That's way more than "I wanna see new stuff".

>>93091473
Maui does a haka to disyract Te Ka, as a NZer his poor pronounciation and lack fierceness is hilarious, everyone had a good laugh in the theatres when it happened

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>>93105905
>I want to culturally enrich her hard
Same

>>93091473
What is THIS you fucking retard? At least give the name of the movie if you start a whole fucking thread about your unique experience.

>>93108424
Seriously? It's Moana

>>93091473
i was too distracted by how pretty the animation was in the movie to actually notice anything else

>>93098012

taking talents from Pixar did them well, shame the other company is not doing so well anymore.

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>>93091522
Whatever happened to that one anon who was gonna redo that song and scene with Tamatoa as a human?

The first song was amazing and is super underrated.

Also the graphics artists did a suberb job in this film. These cg films are more often a technical rather than story-telling triumpth.

>>93108522
I honestly don't know if that's a compliment or not.

>>93091522
Damn this was a short thread.

>>93100237
id like to see them fuck

>>93091473
>Favorite Song?
Where you are [rare choice, I know, but it's the one that I liked and had in my head later, I found "you're welcome" to annoying, and IDK but something about the song and its lyrics hit me]
>Favorite Scene
The scene in the cave with the visions
>Favorite Character
Moana. She's cute.

Overall I found it enjoyable, but not on the level of great. Songs were decently composed, although I found a few rhymes weird, like Sea and See, or Island and Island.

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>>93106685
Describe anything broadly enough, and it will sound like a copy of something else.

I thought it was pretty okay, but maybe they spent too much time at the home island. Better than Frozen but probably not as good as Zootopia. Although it got extra points from me for featuring Polynesian stuff, which is what Bionicle was first based off of and was one of my favorite series growing up.
>>93111992
What are you talking about those rhymes are fine. I know (secondhand though) that Lin Manuel Miranda does lean on half rhymes a bit harder than usual, which is fine for rap or fast pace stuff and less so for longer drawn out singing, but most of the stuff seemed fine.

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>>93108522
The level of detail is truly amazing

>>93098202
>anon constructs a reality in which he is persecuted based on nothing but the delusions of a scandanavian ping-pong forum

>>93112833
The examples of what I'm talking about for weird rhymes to me:

...
>The trunks and the leaves
...
>And no one leaves

>I know, everybody on this island seems so happy on this island
>I know, everybody on this island has a role on this island

I mean, they're not many, I just find homonym, homophone, and same word rhymes kind of weird.

Also you find he ends rhymes on many repeated words throughout songs (like Sky and high, along with many lyrics ending with sea, breeze, me, star and are... Then again those are just motifs. Overall, me finding those rhymes kind of weird doesn't mean the songs are bad, it's just my opinion from the experience.

>>93091522
That musical shit talk was real

>>93115128
"You will die die die, and I will take apart, your aching heart"

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>>93102443
>Ariel wanted to go somewhere else due to pure curiosity and wanting to fuck a guy,

The reasons they go on their quests or what they were after is irrelevant.

Besides going on a quest for dick is a more noble cause than going on a quest for muh femonizam


>>93107765
>>93112575
>Describe anything broadly enough, and it will sound like a copy of something else.
True, but some films like Moana, and The Swan Princess make it just a little more obvious

>Image very related.

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Lot of scenery porn nut flexing like "The good dinosaur" Disney showing off thier shiny physics engines and algorithms.

Heihei is best girl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3LCDwdtVtY

>>93117574
heihei is best chibbin and girl for a long time in this mascot conga line

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>>93117574
>Shiny physics engines and algorithms

>>93091539
Zootopia > Moana >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Frozen

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>>93117574
I fucking hate that retarded chicken more than words can express. Not only was he annoying, and retarded, but he took the place of the cute pig.

>>93117799
>Hating based Heihei

pleb

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>>93117686
>Shiny

That "song" was nothing more than a sad, and disrespectful attempt at ripping off David Bowie's style of music.

>>93091473
>favorite scene
the one with "we know the way"
>favorite character
maui

>>93117908
Learn the difference between ripping off and paying tribute to

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>>93120806
It's very covenant to call it "paying tribute" or a "parody" when you wanna get away with stealing someone else's work/ideas.

>>93091473

Frozen is way better

>>93121996
You can't steal from yourself, idiot. That's asset re-use.

>>93124024
>Disney can't steal from Disney
You're thinking of Disney as a whole. I was thinking of the individual artist who brought life to the characters.

>>93091473
>Favorite character?
There's only 2 asking favorite character is like which undeveloped person fit your ideals the most?

>>93099950
>2. Entire boring plotline on a fucking boat
What a shit complaint, you get the most character development in a single scene

I just watched it because of this thread, and liked a lot.
It was dissapointing seeing only three enemies, though. I was expecting a montage of mythical creatures
Also, the sea looked like it didn't know what is was doing. How could it not know that the lava monster was the green god?
What a retarded piece of saltwater.
>Unghh... I want humans to sail all over me... mh, yes, use your rows...

I do get the hate though. It wasn't very original, but was A E S T H I C as fuck.
I like the direction humor is turning in Disney movies, subvering a bit the cliches, being self-aware. Not 24/7 meta, just cutting with the corniness
But if the story wasn't water-related, the comparissons to The Little Mermaid wouldn't hold, those are just common tropes.


>>93121996
>>93124203
>individual artist
wait, you think some random animation director decided to rip off other Disney animations?
Disney was low on budget. It wasn't a decision the animators took.

>>93117908
I never noticed the similarities. Also retarded post.

>>93117218
Pic related is an exception because that movie was an attempt to cash in on all the fairytails Disney had been putting out. Interest in 2D animation had been declining and Disney was the only producer in the field at the time, so animation companies attempted to emulate its formula.

>people actually prefer shiny or your welcome to where you are
Reeeee

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>>93091576
I like the eyes when he goes bioluminescent
Reminds me of Kaa

>>93091473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vA3OqkSX4QA Best Song for when your high

>>93125207

>I never noticed the similarities.

>Didn't notice the similarities unit someone pointed them on in a thread even though the composer of the song has stated that he's drew inspiration from (ripped off) David Bowie's style in countless Moana interviews.
>Has the nerve to call other posts retarded.

>>93125207
>Disney was low on budget.
>It wasn't a decision the animators took.

Still ripping of the work of past Disney animators though.

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>>93125276
>Pic related is an exception
Don't worry, bro. I'm working on a Moana/Little Mermaid version for (You), and other anons like you in future Moana threads.

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>>93091473
>Jew Crab was an amazing villain
>He isn't the main one
It speaks volumes to how horrendous modern Disney villains are when a character who was literally a big lipped alligator moment easily steals the show and appears more threatening than the main villain. The whole "side character we barely see was actually a Machiavellian mastermind" shtick is getting very very old.

>>93098202
Have another (you) to add to your collection!

>>93126714
Fuck off Doug Walker

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>>93091522

>>93128156
At least the cuck has a point. It's just lazy. Aside from Tamatoa, the last good villain we've gotten was Gothel.

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>>93126714
>The whole "side character we barely see was actually a Machiavellian mastermind" shtick is getting very very old.
I agree. It's so obvious these days when they're pulling a shtick like that. Picture absolutely unrelated, especially to a movie currently in theaters.

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Maui was a useless character, and Moana solved every conflict by herself because Disney needed to show off how Powerful Muh Feminist Girl Powers really are.

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>>93108753

i hate this meme.

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Maui couldn't even fulfill any real supporting role, he spent most the movie being purposefully unsupportive and couldn't even muster up a lame love interest role because that would have fucked with the films Strong, independent "I don't need now man" narrative.

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>>93128395
>Moana solved every conflict by herself because Disney needed to show off how Powerful Muh Feminist Girl Powers really are.
The reason why pic related worked and Moana doesn't in this regard, is that Moana was never in any real danger. She had the ocean (a god), Maui (a demigod) and the spirit of her grandma (a.. manta ray) to guide her and help her. Yes she was competent in that she could climb and stuff, but compared to the forces she was up against, she didn't win with intelligence or strength, she won because she had immortal gods at her side.

Mulan on the other hand almost got beheaded by the Hun leader while she orchestrated what was basically a suicide attack, that was the only way for any of them to get out of the battle alive. That's a million times more suspenseful than putting a thing in a thing while a couple of gods duke it out in the background.

>>93123962
No, it's worse in nearly every way

>>93128776
let it go.

>>93091473
>You're welcome
>land of monsters
>Maui, it was more less his movie anyway

We know the way
The beginning where it shows her growing up
The dad

>>93128487
This is bait right? Without Maui, Moana would continue to strive toward goals she couldn't complete herself, would still be incapable of properly sailing and wayfinding, and would fail again and again. Without Moana, Maui would still be stuck on his Island, still be a selfish prick, and would still hate humans. They both needed eachother. Without either of them working together, If the Ocean delivered the heart itself, Moana, her people, and Maui would all be fucked.