>mediocre performance from godot >tries to take itself

Just like my Marbel films. :3

>>93070609
See /co/, these are the idiot shit posters that rag on MoS, BvS, and now WW

>>93070673
I never saw any of the others.

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>>93070663
>>93070673
>Giving OP replies
>giving OP (You)'s

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>>93070609
>tries to take itself seriously while having a bunch of jokes at the same time
"The movie can't be serious if it has jokes in it."

>>93070609
>they don't even call her Wonder Woman
Jesup DC just give up even when you rip off based marvel for your shirt movies you still duck it all up

Thank Feige JUSTass League is going to be a massive bomb and this nightmare will be over

>>93070718
The presence of jokes isn't the issue, it's their emphasis and oversaturation. Many scenes in the movie have a joke in nearly every other line or some goofy thing happening every five seconds. Some scenes seem as if they were extended just to throw in more jokes.

But let's be honest, even if there was no humor at all it'd still be difficult to take seriously.

>>93070609
For me it was mainly Gadot throughout the entire movie killing the mood.

And personally I wish they had done the competition to determine who takes Steve back. Or at least hadn't taken the position of oh he can never leave. Other than that I didn't think it was so bad.

Oh, and some problem with the action scenes.

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>>93070609
>but it alright

WHADDYA MEAN 'IT ALRIGHT!?'

>>93071047
It's not bad, but it's really not good either.

save your money people

watch it online

you've been warned

>>93070609
Wonder Woman could do no wrong the entire movie, when she was told not to do something and did it anyways it still worked out great for her.

Superman hasn't done a great job at the jesus thing in the past movies and they try to replace him with Diana?

>>93071366
Probably another case of pussy-whipped writers afraid to give faults to a female character.

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>>93071312
this so much

>>93070609
>>tries to take itself seriously while having a bunch of jokes at the same time
Wow, where the fuck were you when Marvel did this FOR A WHOLE FUCKING DECADE YOU HYPOCRITE PIECE OF SHIT?!?!

>>93071366
Well, they made a superhero kinda act like a superhero for once.

>Marvel fanboy called out for obvious double standards
>nu-uh this is Snyder's doing!!! (that card always works)

>waiting for Gadot

>>93071765
she might as well be wearing a magic bubble of plot armor outside of the injury on the beach Diana did not get injured at all when charging through hails of gunfire, maybe its the fault of trying to keep the rating down but a superhero is kind of pointless if the plot moves to accommodate them rather than them move for the plot, like why did ares show up to talk to Diana then, at the very end, especially if his plan would have succeeded through peace he could have waited but no they had to make a big boss battle and the god who killed all the others was defeated by a DemiGod

I had decent hopes for this movie, the reviews were looking pretty solid.

I go see it and... well, its better than BvS but lets face it, thats a pretty fucking low bar to set.

Its not the edited mess that Suicide Squad was so I'll put Wondy above at least those two.

I think the best comparison is Wonder Woman and the Man of Steel movie. Now, MoS was flawed but its biggest flaw was that it just didnt quite capture the flavor of Supes. Wondy does a better job here, I never felt that the movie Wondy was off-track from the comic Wondy we've known for decades, but admittedly her characterization in the comics has been all over the place as well. But nothing in the WW movie really struck me as outright going against the grain of the character, like making a superman movie into a disaster porn.

The WW pacing was a hot mess, the action sequences weren't that interesting and lingered way too long, the slo-mo effects are uninteresting. The final CGI battle was uninspired, at least I kinda enjoyed watching Supes and Zod fighting, the Diana-Ares battle was as mundane as you could possibly make two children of Zeus battling be.

In the end I score WW about where MoS landed.

BvS - 3 stars of 10
Squad - 4
MoS - 5.5
Wondy - 5.5

Not equal, they both do some things better, some things worse, but the ultimate payoff for the viewer? Comes close to reaching the 6-star threshold but doesn't quite make it.

After reading all the reviews that made it sound like a solid 7 to 8 movie... all I can imagine is it being from the soft-sexism of lowered expectations, these people wanted a female superhero movie so bad that they unconsciously graded on a curve. This ain't an 8 movie. It ain't bad, its no BvS shitbucket, but its not that good either.

Wonder Woman is Captain America 1 was half the charm but slightly better pacing

I wanted to hate this movie. I hate the actress, I don't particularly like the character, I hate Chris Pine. But fuck, it was a good movie. Gotta give credit where it's due. It was good.

>>93070673
Excuse me. I only crap on MoS, BvS, and SS. I thought WW was fantastic which is why I've already seen it twice, am planning on seeing it thrice, and have defending it in more than a few threads this week.

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>>93072998
Please, there's no need to such accusations!

>>93070858
Yeah man. I remember all those quips that we getting dropped during No Man's Land and the Ares fight. Totally took me out of it, and then during the calmer moments when humor might be more appropriate, Steve and Diana just sat there scowling at the camera for 5 minutes apiece. Completely ridiculous.
You are either retarded, or autistic,
and should be ashamed of yourself. You movie had humor during appropriate times,
carried itself with seriousness when appropriate, and respected it's tones better than any other DCEU movie or arguably Marvel movie has.

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>>93070609
Greetings from Gal.

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>93072998
>93073041
Oh hey, /tv/abbies and /v/ermins still wanting company wars shit.

Not even giving ya a (you), you're just that predictable.

>>93073047
Best girl. Completely turned be around with WW.
Would follow into Palestine and put down Palestinians with if she asked me to/10

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>silly boys spend 2 years fighting over no mans land with no progress
>strong female steps up and gets pinned down until her silly boys flank and take the heat off her

>>93071224
This. This is how I best describe it overall

>>93073047
This one is real.
https://www facebook com/GalGadot/videos/10155338671303926/

>>93071686
Those movies had heart. There's a difference.

>>93073266
Are you saying Wonder Woman didn't have heart?

>>93070609
>mediocre performance from godot
I thought she was very sweet. She may not look the role, but I thought she had the character spot on for what this movie needed to be.
>tries to take itself seriously while having a bunch of jokes at the same time
A bunch of jokes? I can think of maybe two. You're bullshitting here.
>couldn't decide between being a superhero movie or a war movie so became a meld of both but neither part was done well
It didn't 'become' both, it was both. 'Superhero' is not a genre or even a tone, Einstein.
>insists upon itself too much for a movie with an entirely cliche presentation
The fuck does this even mean?
>editing was below par, especially in fight scenes with all the "epic" slowdowns,
They looked fine to me. Where did you go to film school?
>presents Diana as stupid and impulsive (lol why can't I kill a guy who may or may not be Ares in the middle of a crowded room during a party in a castle in enemy territory?), not a very good feminist role model if you ask me
Stupid? You mean naive? It was a fish out of water story, you dolt. The movie never claims that Diana is a feminist role model. You're pressing an agenda here that doesn't exist in the movie.
>humanitarian aspect of her character takes a back seat
How? She spends the entire movie talking about how she's on a mission to save mankind.
>it not subtle or nuanced
You expected a movie called 'Wonder Woman' to be subtle and nuanced?
>it tasteless and lukewarm
What does that even mean?
>but it alright
Fuck you.

>>93073119
She didn't do anything, she's still a terrible actress.
Patty Jenkins did everything.

>>93073165
>gets pinned down
why does this even happen, she's literally invulnerable

>>93073266
I got the same feeling from wonder woman that I got from some of the marvel movies I liked. Maybe it's because no one tried to fuck with anything and just made a wonder woman movie.

>>93073266
>Thor 2 is good because it have a heart
Marvelcucks actually believe this.

>>93073347
Maybe you should watch the movie and have all your questions answered.

>>93073347
No she isn't. She took a bullet and got her arm messed up. It healed fast, but she wouldn't want to just take thousands of bullets to the face.

Remember when Wonder Woman was in danger? Like when they shot bullets are her invulnerable body and shield? Or when there was a sniper in the tower that she just flew into and demolished? Or maybe when she walked straight through Doctor Poison's gas? Or when she fought Ares who himself told her that she was a weapon that was made to kill gods?

I sure was on the edge of my seat seeing her go through all this conflict.

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>>93073336
>Patty Jenkins did everything
Starting with getting a better performance out of Gal than anyone else has been able to?
I'm not saying she deserves awards for her performance, but compared to this, her Diana was more nuanced, and natural than anything else I recall having seen her in.
And as for everything else, you're giving credit to the director? Holy shit, man! You should have warned me before tossing me a take that hot. I could have burnt my hands with it. It's almost like Jenkins already has sore shoulders from all the pats on the back she's been getting for the past week.

>>93073395
You can make the same with Captain America, Iron Man or Thor.

>>93073388
>she took a bullet and got her arm messed up
>but a building falling on her is no problem
>and Ares tossing her across an airstrip doesn't cause a single injury

>>93073395
The only superhero film where a hero has even been in physical danger is the Dark Knight Rises.

>>93073414
Yes, mediocre actors can do better with a proper director.
Look at Peter Jackson, how he grabed mostly literally-who's for LOTR, and they did a fine job.

>>93073347
>she's literally invulnerable
>antiope literally died from a bullet
let me guess, you have just watched the webms
faggot

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>it insists upon itself

>>93073439
>antiope
>assuming that Diana is the same as any of the other amazons
let me guess, you just want to defend this movie and you haven't watched it either

>>93073436
So how are we disagreeing again? Really seems like we're on the same page, man.

>>93073433
Captain America was basically dead at the end of Winter Soldier if Bucky didn't drag him out of the water. At no point was Diana even close to death or even unconsciousness.

So, are DC movies held to a higher standard compared to the MCU?

>>93073477
What i'm saying is that Gaddot is still a terrible actress.

>>93073429
i know rite
it's almost like her full potential gets realized more and more over the course of the film. Almost as if her true power had been hidden from her and she was just begging to develop it. I wonder if this is part of a little tweest at the end of the movie.

>>93071839
>why did ares show up to talk to Diana then
Because he wanted her to join him? Wasn't the dialogue clear enough?

>>93073510
Oh so she is invulnerable then? but she just didn't realize it? Amazing!

And how about that realization coming from the fact that the villain of the movie literally spells out for her that she is the only thing in the entire world that can kill him. How convenient!

>>93073499
>n-no you see our movies are good but only when you compare them to other movies
>stop pointing out flaws in them! they are better than these other movies!!

>>93073542
>she was invulnerable the whole time
She wasn't though.
>that realization coming from the fact that the villain of the movie literally spells out for her
Actually it comes from love

>>93073573
Except it clearly doesn't. She uses the lightning that Ares shoots at her to reflect back at him. Love has literally nothing to do with it.

She was MADE TO KILL GODS. If she couldn't kill Ares, she would be fucking useless.

>>93073566
>These flaws are only a problem when the movies are from this universe.
>They aren't a problem if the universe is different.

>>93073508
And that may be. With proper direction, classes, and work, actors can get better however, and I would still maintain, while not Earth shattering, her performance as Diana was a step up for her as a performer...at least in my opinion. I went into that movie expecting dogshit, and for her to be the worst part of it, and maybe she wasn't the best, but she didn't ruin every scene she was in, which is what I was expecting, so I'm willing to give her the credit I feel she deserves for minimally being adequate in Wonder Woman.

>>93073593
>DC movie is shit
>yeah but the Marvel movie is shit too
so you agree that this movie is also shit?

>>93073589
>Except it clearly doesn't
What triggered her into god mode was seeing her boytoy die

>please do not go into the world to kill our only threat my invincible god killing daughter

>>93073627
>triggered
so we are going to complete ignore she had these powers at the start of the movie when she was training with the amazons?

>>93073618
>so you agree that this movie is also shit?
Nope. I liked the movie very much, thank you. I also like the majority of the MCU. I just find funny that flaws that have been in the genre since the first "Iron Man" are a problem only now with WW.

But you are probably a /tv/irgin who liked the piece of trash that is "Iron JUST".

>people actually think Ares died

You idiots probably also believed Superman died in BvS.

>>93073662
They show a glimpse of it once. The rest is in increments until the end where now she has speed and flight.

>>93073638
Bruh, it's figuratively Superman v Wonder Woman. They may be on the same power level, or closer to one another than Bruce is, but Diana knows how to use it better which is why she can typically school Clark.

Hippolyta was worried her inexperienced daughter would get rekt by Ares because he had been alive longer and knew how to use his godhood more effectively than she would have at any point before leaving Themyscira despite her being a god.

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>mfw post-1990 superhero movies
It's all so much wasted potential.
All clonic, all formulaic, protagonist never in danger, not actual consequences unless the movie is the origin story, all estructured to lead up to team ups.
It's so money-minded taht it's just sad.

As someone who doesn't give a shit about comics and is neither a dc nor marvel fanboy, wonder woman was as good as any marvel movie. About time warner got their shit together.

>>93073733
>wonder woman was as good as any marvel movie
So, actually a terrible movie, following the same structure all these movies follow, but with Wonder Woman?

>>93070719
Duck off phone poster cancer.

>>93073685
>people don't know that WWI was the poison pill that dictated global foreign policy for the century that followed it and/or missed when he said that the armistice he crafted would be impossible for all parties to follow long term and that at some point someone would break it and war would begin anew because of mankind's darker natures.

You don't need to be alive for a chain of dominoes to fall as long as you push the first one before you die.

>>93073733
Don't you think that Marvel movies have more "heart", fellow?

>>93073750
Yeah.
What, did you think a superhero movie was gonna break new ground or something? I thought people watched these things to see their favorite characters adapted in decent to pretty good movies.

>>93073638
>(a few minutes later) Ok, I was just being stupid. You have to go, it's your call and I can't stop you.
Something that never happened in any of Superman's new movies. Even in BvS, with Jonathan dead, Martha told him maybe he shouldn't do shit for anybody.

>>93073785
It was okay with Dark Knight, Iron Man and Captain America, but it's growing stale, they follow the same, predictable structure.
About time they start doing SOMETHING instead of repeating the same plot that we've seen 20 times already.

>>93073838
>they follow the same, predictable structure
Kinda like comics, eh?

>>93073856
In comics is understandable since they've been going on for 70 years, but the current fad began only 10 years ago, and they have yet to develop a new plot.

>>93070719
can't be a rip off. WW was good. it didn't have a title drop or homage to the original WW costume to go "see how silly this is?"

>>93073874
>the current fad began only 10 years ago, and they have yet to develop a new plot.
Exactly, it's only been a decade and these movies still make money. There's no reason for anyone to try and shake things up because not enough people care. Wonder woman is the first successful dc hero movie in a while and it's not doing anything special besides just being a good wonder woman movie.

>>93073926
>"see how silly this is?"
It adds "heart" to the movie.

>>93073940
If they have some respect for these movies then maybe it's about time they think about doing something new, a new plot.
The fact that a movie is considered a success because it properly copies a tiring formula is just sad.
>>93073971
None of these movies have "heart" or "soul", they are factory-made movies where 50 year old execs have far more input in the script than the director or writer.
They have so much hold over these movies that it doesn't matter who directs it, they all end up feeling the same, and directors are incapable of adding personality, or their own style to them.

>>93074001
Once the normalfag masses catch up to decades of comic storylines maybe you'll see something different. Until then get used to watching retellings of your favorite justice league stories on the big screen.
>None of these movies have "heart" or "soul"
Not all of them but some do, wonder woman being one. It helps there's no product placement to remind you you're just a dumb goy to the producers. Now that I think about it, WW had a little of it. That one part where Trevor's secretary explained to Diana the wonders of tampax brand tampons really took me out of the movie.

>>93071702
Snyder wrote and produced ww so fuck off

>>93074144
It's not about product placement, although it is something that makes the movie feel cheap, is about the heroes always following the exact same arcs over and over, and generally having no growth whatsoever outside their origin movies where they always learn to stop being brats and to use their powers, aside from Captain America and Superman who are already always "mature".

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>>93072950
I don't see how one could like WW but not MoS, at least from an ideological standpoint.

>>93074307
Easy. The characters have different individual characteristics and ideologies, and one movie adheres to their character's and portrays them more respectfully?

>>93074406
>The characters have different individual characteristics and ideologies, and one movie adheres to their character's and portrays them more respectfully?
That applies just as much to MoS though.

MoS is by far the most respectful to his truth Superman movie out there.
Daily reminder that Clark gives up his powers to be with Lois in the Donner movie.

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I'm just glad she didn't wear pants.

>>93074450
You're entitled to your opinion. I've spent years debating that movie. I'm not doing it again, especially since I finally have a DC movie I adore that makes me happy to think about which every other of the DCEU has failed to do.

I'm simply saying it is possible to not like the majority of the DCEU without feeling that way about all of it, in fact, I'd be more inclined to argue that following Wonder Woman, you're going to be more likely to find people that like part of the DCEU while disliking at least one of part of it.

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>>93074590
Whatever brotha. You're the one missing out.

A lot of review criticized it's ending. I don't know what critics expected from a comic movie, but apparently a battle with the bad guy was unexpected or unwanted.
So how else could it have ended?

>>93074636
>A lot of review criticized it's ending.
Because of the Snyder hate meme. The ending is great. Ares in full armor is great.

>insists upon itself too much

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>>93074663
>goes full god mode
>still has the mustache

>>93074699
And?
Your picture isn't exactly making we want to put stock in your taste.

>>93074636
>but apparently a battle with the bad guy was unexpected or unwanted.
I don't think it was that as much as how is stylistically shifted from that of the movie thus far and became more like the finale of the preceding movies of the universe. Personally I disagree with the assertion, because I felt it was the least frenetic, easiest to keep track of, most logically consistant, least destructive, big baddie fight of the DCEU. I think at this point, the DCEU has established the manner with which the ending battle with a big guy is portrayed, and anything similar to that style is compared with every other of the universe, even in a case like that of Wonder Woman which felt the least from the same mold.

>>93074728
I can't find anyone intimidating with a soup strainer like that.

>>93074735
>easiest to keep track of
I mean, it was not hard to understand who was punching who in any of the other films.

>>93074759
I wouldn't disagree, but I would still maintain Wonder Woman's was the easiest to follow. At least IMO.

>>93074450
Because pretty much every single character in MoS was shitty, and self-centered and Clark was a 30 year old man acting like an angsty 17 year old kid.
I mean, I kinda see the premise somewhat working with a fresh outta highschool Clark, like in Earth One, but having a full grown man acting like that just didn't make me sympathize with him at all. And the worst thing is that he's still the same idiot in BvS.

>>93074307
>from an ideological standpoint.
See that's your problem right there. It's a fucking action movie not poli/sci 101.

>>93074833
really makes you think
>>93074895
?
Yes, but people that don't like it seem to dislike it on an ideological level.

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>>93070609

>OP pic is goddess train from child to be a warrior.
>looks like a skeleton

>this is a human female gymnast
>this is how peak performance looks like

>>93073524
at that exact moment? Ares got his way either way, if the bombs never went off he would get his treaty and if they did the war would continue

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>>93071686
>>93071766
>>93072998
>>93073045
>>93073499
OP here, it humors me that all of you have brought up the MCU when I didn't say a single thing about it or any of its movies at all. If it makes you feel better I think they're largely mediocre as well and share a lot of the same problems.

But all you've really done here is prove to me that you're only defending this movie because of your company wars. At least >>93073322 made an actual attempt to address all my points, albeit poorly.

>>93070858
Yeah, Civil War really sucked.

>>93073165
Why are all the bullets exploding when they hit the mud? The fuck?

>>93074699

God, THANK you. That mustache looked so fucking goofy to me on Ares.

>>93070718
Ill remember this quote Pajeet.

>>93073041
You still haven't paid me man. I want my money!

>>93071839
>Diana did not get injured at all when charging through hails of gunfire
she's an invincible goddess.....

>>93070663
but without excelling at anything

>>93070718
Galdot is horrible so that's that.

>>93073304
didnt have anything tbqh, only tried.

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>>93070609
Gadot can't act. Everyone knows this. She did well with the 'young and naive' aspect, but every single scene she was in, she tried to do 'pretty face' as in; vogue, strike a pose, instead of reacting.
Chris Pine was great. He made the movie.
Action was pretty good, despite some dodgy chunks of cgi. The No Mans land scene was particularly well done. And I must commend them for not using a derivative of "I'm no man".
And all of this was supported by a great score. Something that's usually missing for Marvel.

Actually what bothered me the most for a movie supposedly Feminist in ideal and structure was that they used 2 dick jokes.
Like, Ok Steve is above average. And then "It was decided men played no part in pleasure" ... Just... fuckin' unhook your talons you harpies.

>Wondy bangs Steve THAT QUICK
>The Germans all have British accents
>Ares' actor doesn't fit the role at all
>"Spare the war criminal because of love"
Gadot wasn't bad imo, especially with this other shit irking me as much as it did.

>>93080380
It's like some kinda BBC Doctor Who episode with that kinda stuff.

Is the name 'Wonder Woman' ever mentioned in this movie?

>>93080380
>>"Spare the war criminal because of love"
FUCKING THIS. She spent the whole movie slaughtering men who were just following orders and then when faced with someone who was legitimately EVIL and killed thousands more--planned to kill millions more--she's like "nah, I'm not a bad guy so I'll let the war criminal live". What the fuck? She JUST got done plowing down a whole base of soldiers because Steve died but suddenly she's too good to kill one person? That was fucked.

>>93080571
"no there has been too much death."

As she's covered in blood and its sloshing around her boots like the tide.

>>93080612
>after she kills like 30 troops

I thought it was a bit better than MoS
I did like MoS though.
However, one thing about BvS, SS and WW that really grinds my gears is that they seem like big budget amateur movies. Some simple shit like how to frame a scene, they fuck it up. MoS was the better one in this regard.

>>93070609
>makes a lot of money
>praised by critics
>praised by audiences
they are all wrong, i alone am mentally equipped to see the truth

>>93080657
They use a lot of green screen nowadays. True to both studios and I think it's a massive detrimental effect on the immersion.

>>93080689
Its fine it'll make Man of Steel money. Maybe.

But its only in the mid 7s as far as actual reviews go. So "its not terrible, it's okay." is really a downer to take from all of this when talking about DC Films.

>>93080657
I've noticed this.
MoS looks like... a real movie in the way the others (recent Marvel movies included) do not.

Early Marvel movies look good too. TIH is a pretty nice looking movie.

DC movies are 30/60 minutes longer than they need to be.
Every fucking one of them.

>>93080749
>is really a downer to take from all of this
In what way?
Do you not form your own opinions on media?

>>93080749

It'll end up being more profitable than man of steel at the rate it's going

They really do need to give Gal more acting classes for the sequel, she had charm being naive but that can't work in a sequel that'll most likely be set in modern times.

No mans land was overhyped, best scene by far was at the end where she jumps/flies off the clocktower into the sunset after hearing sirens in the distance

>>93080881
>No mans land was overhyped
I disagree. I loved that scene.

>>93070609
I think this may be the most solid 5/10 movie I have ever seen.
The girl who sold me my ticket was more sexually appealing, cute laugh and nice ass, I blew my load before I entered the theater and didn't even know it. And yes, I would have banged the shit out of WW if she made that look at me in the hotel scene as well.
The fight scenes weren't bad, but Captain America did way better with a shield. There is "weight" to Captain America using his shield. I had guessed that the sword was shit, so that was a
boring reveal.
The amazons were so boring. How hard is it to get 2 or 3 girls six foot three? Give me a body builder. Give me a girl I can say "She can beat the shit out of me."
FAT OLD GERMAN? PRISSY ENGLISH GUY? UGLY FACE FRAULEIN? DUMB HAT CYANIDE PILL? Meh bad guys.
Everything good the movie does is balanced with boring shit. I think if they took out all the slowmo, this would have been a fine 7.5/10 movie.

This movie is on the same level as the 2nd half of the first Captain America movie. That is not saying much. The worst part of Thor was Natalie Portman, and WW is just a combination of Thor and Portman's character. T

>>93081137
>I think if they took out all the slowmo
Shit taste.

>>93080778
Because League will come out and we'll drop right back down again.

I'm not in the mood to wait years with the hope things will get better.

>>93081176
But MoS and BvS are great, so the odds of JL being great are high.

>only 2018 film will be aquaman
>2 films next to start production are batgirl and justice league dark

eh

Wonder Woman was the first superhero movie in a while where the hero actually wanted to save people and was upset at seeing suffering. All these other movies lately have just been personal stories or them fighting each other, with the focus not actually being heroic.

>>93081336
As of March, Snyder is still directing JL2.
I hope he gets back on the saddle.

>>93081336
>batgirl
holy shit do I not care about babs, the supreme hoe of the DC universe.

>>93071665
>cherrypicking
It's pretty much agreed on that the whole Ares fight was the weakest part of the film.

>>93081395
>>93081336
>Joss Whedon's Batgirl in a universe with quasi Millerbats
hmmm

>>93081395
No one does.

>>93081408
>It's pretty much agreed on
I don't agree with that though. I loved it.

>>93081376

I wonder if they'll announce their slate at sdcc, I'm not really expecting JL2 anytime soon so I'd rather he does man of murder 2 because that's my favourite DCEU flick so far

>>93081452
>so I'd rather he does man of murder 2
I agree, if Snyder ever directs again (the whole daughter thing), I want his MoS 2 more than his JL2.

>His NAME is Kal
>and he is beyond your reach
MoS is very underrated

>>93081483

I've been hoping they do something with Supergirl in it, can't imagine that mos prequel comic is canon anymore

>>93081528
I actually liked Lex, so i'd be happy with some kind of "evil Luther scheme" movie. Maybe involving Brainiac.

>>93081408
Peace and love through violence!

>>93070609
The only problem I had with the movie was how awkward the actress playing Diana looked in some of the big moments, I guess.

Also did I miss something or did the amazons start that fight against the Germans in the beginning? They definitely shot first, right? So why did they let Steve live if they're just going to kill anyone who comes to the island?

>>93081626

Diana vouched for him and the story demanded he lived so he could take her to mans world

>>93082232
>>93070719
>people actually taking sides in a war of two companies making terrible movies

Unrelated yet a DC Movie question

Was Baneposting ever popular on /co/ as much as it was on /tv/?

>>93071366
>Traumatised early on by almost killing her favorite aunt when she let herself cut loose on instinct
>Spastic, ineffectual dame quixote in England who doesn't understand how anything works
>Impulsive hothead on the Western Front who ends up killing the wrong man
>Freaks out when she finds out how badly she fucked up, and only gets inspired to fight again because the other soldiers were fighting on

She did plenty wrong, her whole character arc was realising this and then having the strength of character to still do the right thing. It's basically like the first Thor movie except the jokes were better and the Jane Foster equivalent had the grace to go out on a high note.

>>93083562
No, it was briefly popular everywhere, but never as popular as it was on /tv/.

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>>93070609
that movie had soo many stupid things in it dont know where to start:

when on the boat she wanted to sleep next to a guy
when she was dancing with the same guy: YOU ARE TO CLOSE

she could jump as high as a building
3 guys had to make a "jump pad" so she can jump 2m higher (to kill the sniper on the roof)

it was just a bad movie

>>93084559
>it was just a bad movie
Source?

>>93084572 Source? its right there :

>Anonymous 06/09/17(Fri)08:50:12 No.93084559

>>93084760
That looks like an opinion to me.

>>93084572
>That looks like a feminist to me.
>>93084811

>>93081626
they were going to pump him for informaton iirc.

>>93073165
Should have brougth a bigger shield.

>>93080278
Gadot's performance looks particularly bad beside Chris Pine's.

>>93080092

Marvel doesn't excel at anything. It's why they have 14 films and no Oscars and I'm not just saying that because of SS meme award.

They make safe and decent films but they never reach further than that