That's funny, I seem to remember another blonde hair, blue

Yeah, but Trevor is the one who made my panties wet.

>>93056315
Shit taste 2bh

>>93056315
>not getting horny for both

Pleb as fuck.

So
Chris Pine or Chris Evans?
Steve Trevor or Steve Roger?

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I bet the other guy never went against a renegade German general and his loyal mad scientist. Just like I bet said renegade German general never used strength-enhancing chemicals and was fascinated byt the gods of old, while the mousey and sIightly sympathetic mad scientist didn't have much stake in the war and cared more about completing some groundbreaking weapons.

And even if they did, there's no way they killed a room full of German officials who disagreed with their methods and planned to shut them down.

TFA did it first, WW did it better

>>93056282
Yeah but the other one was in a shitty quipfest movie as opposed to kino. Go masterbate to Age of Quiptron kiddo.

>>93056360
Pine/Trevor and it's not even close

>that gala seduction

>>93056453
>>93056476
You two couldn't be more wrong.

>>93056481
webm pls

>>93056432
>And even if they did, there's no way they killed a room full of German officials who disagreed with their methods and planned to shut them down.
Yeah but when Poison and Ludendorf did it, it was fucking hilariously evil in a good way.

>>93056282
one steve went down on a hell of ice
one steve went up to heaven in fire

>>93056605
Hypercrisal pottery. I bet the Bleed did this.

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>>93056453
>>93056476
wrong

>>93056282
that's the joke

>>93056282
One was a spy with a terrible accent.

>>93056282
I always thought Trevor was Roger's expy.

More than one time I wrote "Steve Rogers" when I meant "Steve Trevor".

Trevor >>>>>>>>>>> Rogers
Pine acted better and was more likeble to me. Also his sacrifice scene was undeniably better.

Patty fucking nailed charcters and WWxSteve chemistry.

>>93056734
>his sacrifice scene was undeniably better
uh huh
>STOP, invincible [girlfriend]

>>93056734
>Also his sacrifice scene was undeniably better
Are you joking? You must be. His sacrifice felt like it had no impact at all not only on the events of the film but on the characters he was most closely related to. I didn't even buy it when Wonder Woman was "angry". That CG running and flailing shit was so cringe worthy it drained the scene of all its emotional power. Cap's sacrifice was heartbreaking and still makes people tear up. You can see the pain in his eyes as he looks at what he believes to be his oncoming death. The way the transmission cuts suddenly when he was trying to talk to Peggy also hits home that he wasn't ready to die but knew he had to anyway. Speaking of Peggy, that felt like real sadness. We watched her try to cope with the idea that her first love died and she did so in a realistic way, not screaming and turning into an uncanny valley computer animation.

>WW is kino
WW is literally the marvel formula

>>93056879
>Peggy decides to start a government organization that has its hand in stopping terrorism after the death of her Steve
>Diana decides to just go on about 'love' after her week long fling with her Steve which didn't matter because she was literally made to be a godkiller and then decides to fuck off for literally decades doing nothing

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>>93056315
>>93056358
Anon, why must your virtues hold you back? Just why go for both? Jesus Christ you're an absolute normie.

>>93057022
>literally nothing changes for Peggy and she just does more spy shit that she's always done
>Diana has her worldview dramatically shift and decides to accept and live among humanity

makes you think

>>93056800
Diana had to distract Ares so it's not like she could've really done anything

>women and children are dying
i get steve saying it, but not diana. diana, being an amazon, wouldnt give a shit if women were dying. women to her are warriors who fight and die. she should only be appalled by children dying so when she repeats the line, she shouldve only mentioned them since theyre the only ones who actually matter

No spoilers please

>>93057077
>accept and live among humanity
she has always wanted to do this, she only had one bout of self-doubt which was like... two minutes long?

Rogers is attractive but he's practically a non-sexual being. Just kind of there doing whatever.

Trevor is a fucking sexpot. You can tell a woman directed the movie. He's so hot it's distracting.

>>93056282

Did that Steve also go to an English pub and recruit a ragtag team of multi-cultural soldiers to accompany he and his female partner on daring secret missions into enemy territory? Hmmmm?

>>93056282
Marvel steals DC's ideas. This isn't anything new.

>Fantastic Four and X-Men
Doom Patrol

>The Avengers
Budget Justice League

>The Nova Corps
The Green Lantern Corps

Etc.

>>93056282
except the one pictured has the personality and charm of a hero. Not some frowning edgelord

>>93057100
she was just standing there, watching as he ran and caught up to the plane and watched it take off. she couldve just tossed it into the air or fucking flown up there after it was in the sky and saved steve.

ares wouldnt have done shit. he just stood and watched too. theres a million ways in which they couldve handled his death and that was a wrong one. he still couldve died a hero, but make it so his death was unavoidable and there was absolutely nothing diana could do.

>>93057189
>First appearance Captain America Comics #1 (March 1941)
>First appearance All Star Comics #8 (October 1941)

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>comes into the theater where you're watching Wonder Woman
>sits in the seat right next to you
>starts fidgeting a few minutes in
>eventually starts making annoying little Peter Griffin noises
>by the end of the movie starts mumbling one-liners about vaginas and feminine hygiene products and doing a shoulder shaking choke laugh with his mouth and eyes wide open

>>93057245
Marvel has copied DC's earlier patriotic heroes, it doesn't necessarily mean WW copied Captain America

>>93056432
Cap didn't.
Armin wasn't loyal at all he was afraid of Red and didn't expect him to kill the Nazi officials.

>>93057111
Not all the women on Paradise Island were warriors, there were doctors and scholars and senators and shit. They also seem to be aware of the outside world, they understand Amazons aren't the default and that women and children are generally non-combatants.

>>93056476
Wonder Woman is literally the MCU formula.

Go back to /tv/.

>>93057245
>Except Cap didn't show / name his alter ego until after Wonder Woman had Steve Trevor

Check mate, cunt

>>93056282
What about another relative with godlike powers who wants protagonist to join them?

>>93057321
>>93057530
literally this, even if Marvel is first, they are still copying DC

>>93056282
Steve Trevor was able to fuck his crush.

Trevor>>>>Rodgers

>>93057933

Rogers gets to fuck his crush's younger niece though

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>Trevor: Sexy spy able to seduce the panties off of even goddesses.
>Rodgers: Permavirgin with a star on his chest.
No wonder /co/ likes Rodgers.

>>93057933
RODGERS IS PURE
PURE

>>93057347
>they understand Amazons aren't the default and that women and children are generally non-combatants
sure. thats why diana was so confused at womens fashion and how it was terrible for fighting in. terrible for THEM to fight in, not her specifically

>>93058196
>doubting kino
ok shill

>>93057997
he never fucked her

>>93058371

They kissed and they're both fugitives on the run now. They have plenty of time

>>93058505
that doesn't make it canon

>>93058526

I haven't seen Wonder Woman, did she and Steve have sex on screen or did they just kiss?

>>93058623
they spent around 34 minutes going at it. in an attempt at humor, it was diana who came first and had to apologize as steve then had to masturbate for 10 minutes before busting on her sword

>>93058623
They get busy in Diana's room in a village as the snow falls.

>>93058087
Steven is 14 and already has bitches wanting his dick, Rogers was in his twenties and needed not just any steroids, but super steroids to get women interested in him.

>>93058687

sweet, thanks anon, gonna go see this tomorrow

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>>93056282
Eh, Cap's titty game is better.

>>93058942
yawn

>>93058909
no problem buddy. though i think its only fair to mention that when steve lands on paradise island, the amazons do play around with him and play with his nipples and finger him until he cums, cause they dont know how to play with a penis.

if youre okay with that then go for it

>>93059058

thanks my dude, can't wait

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>>93056282
I remember a giant black Nazi Bomber being disabled by a superhero

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>>93059941
The superhero was wearing a Stars and Stripes costume....

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>>93059975
And then said superhero, is sent into the future where they meet up again with their old flame from a World War, in a nursing home

>>93057188
A daring secret mission to stop a renegade super-powered German general from bombing London and other cities with a super weapon developed by his mousy scientist and killing millions to prolong the war.

>>93057215
>>93057100
her ear drums had ruptured, and she didn't understand what was going on, thats why she had to flash back and remember it

>>93058623
in the village after Steve teaches Diana how to dance they definitely fuck

>>93060319
that doesnt matter in any way. for one, she told him regardless that she would do it, whatever it was. for two, he told her that he had to do it. he willingly went to his death. its not like he told her, "see that plane? its filled with poison and needs to be blown up. i know youre immune to the poison and can tank explosions but i can see that youre busy so i guess ill go kill myself"

>>93060376
i mean
the gas was schedule to go off, so it needed to be handled NOW. Diana was busy with Ares, and only just told Steve to fuck off because she needed to kill Ares.
ARES
ARES
ARES
ARES

Steve saw something that needed to be done and did it. had Diana understood what he was saying to her then she would have done it instead.

>>93060416
>had Diana understood what he was saying to her then she would have done it instead
duh. thats the fucking point. he DIDNT say what it was. she could have done it, but he did it for no reason and killed himself. if he had told her to do it, she wouldve done it.

>BUT ARES
fuck off. watch the movie again. he did jack shit while that entire exchange went on. he even talks about how he doesnt kill humans, just puts ideas in their heads. he didnt do shit while diana and steve had that little moment. he didnt do shit when they blew up the base. he wouldnt have done shit to stop her from blowing up the plane in the sky. he wouldve just sat in the copilots seat and kept trying to convince her to give up on humanity

>>93056315
WORLD STAR OMMFG

100 100 100

>>93056734
>Also his sacrifice scene was undeniably better.

dude, wut. It was just a reverse of "YARRRGH I AM GETTING A POWER UP BECAUSE MY GIRLFRIEND DIEEEED"

Only the villain didn't even kill the girlfriend in this instance, the girlfriend killed herself when she could have easily just blown up the plane while escaping.

>>93060643
>could have easily just blown up the plane while escaping
this too. if they just autistically HAVE to fucking do the plane scene instead of writing better, he couldve jumped out. toss a fucking grenade from the doorway and jump out while the plane blows up behind you

>>93056282

They had dynamite. They blew up the whole factory with it. Why couldn't he just use one stick of it to blow up the plane? I think he used a flare gun.

There was even the other pilot who had a parachute on him.

>>93060817
>flare gun
that reminds me. they made sure we knew the gas was flammable. why didnt steve then just drive the plane away from everybody and blown it up from far away? the gas is flammable. it wouldve been burnt up so there wouldve been no risk of poison getting out

>>93060919

There are so many ways to dispose of highly flammable gas besides someone firing a flare into it.

How about just not taking off and ignite it on the ground?

>>93061063
thats what i just said

>>93061063
they said if it went off on the ground it would kill everyone

Did you not watch the movie?

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>one of the main characters has their powerful weapon broken/lost
>there is a dark force approaching and threatening the main character's homeland
>the main character leaves their homeland
>the main character meets a more powerful character that helps them out
>Taika Watiti is involved in the writing or directing of both of them

>>93060643
>he could have easily blown up the plane while escaping
But the gas had a 5km radius and the first successful parachute jump wasn't until 1920.

It turns out Captain America is the ideal Wonder Woman love interest.

>>93061561
because it was filled with gas bombs

>>93061773
Stop giving me ships that won't go anywhere!

Diana Help!

>>93061705
his girlfriend can fly

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>>93056282
>Steve Rogers
>Relies on Super Soldier Serum
>Doesn't even know what Fondue means
>Gets cucked by Stark
>Crashes plane

>Steve Trevor
>Normal bro
>Speaks German
>Fucks Daughter of Zeus
>Crashes 2 planes

Marvelfags BTFO

>>93061561

The gas was on a timer, and if it went off on the ground it would kill everybody. But the whole point was to set it on fire to destroy it. Because if the fire didn't destroy it, setting it off in the air would just kill everyone anyways. He wasn't that high up.

>>93061818
She can't fly. Just jump good.

Also she was fighting Ares.

>>93056360
Pine has the charisma although I think Evan has better looks (Pine's lips disturb me for some reason).

>>93058850
Trevor probably has all kinds of transmitted sexual diseases, Diana being part God probably wasn't affected by them.

Rogers is pure.

>>93061863
>>Gets cucked by Stark

Peggy needs to like Howard to count it as cuck.

Instead Steve is the one who accidentally cucks Peggy with that one WWII blonde and later her niece.

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>>93062091

>>93062091
>that one WWII blonde
Does that even count? He was taken by surprise.

>>93061863
>>Crashes plan
but are there any survivors

>>93061946
>wonder woman cant fly

>>93060370
how didn't she killed him in the process

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>>93062231

>>93062253
>>93062253
shes magic.
and since she's a god, and we know Zeus was out around and about fucking women left and right, i'm gonna figure Diana wouldn't hurt anyone.
besides, her first time with a dude, she probably let Steve take the lead

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>>93062458
>>93062501
>>93062507
gg

>>93062091
This is how your girl justify things?

>Don't worry, anon, I'm not cheating if I don't like, and I never like.

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>>93062179
Of course not, he's a pretty big guy

>>93062540
i made a typo then i made another typo; please excuse my autism

>>93056541
>"But the mask won't be of any use!"
>"They don't know that"

Even the evil chuckle was delightful

>>93062870
>she got to live while he got a sword to the chest
gay as fuck. no doubt feminists love that outcome. but real women would wonder why the fuck she didnt get her comeuppance too

>>93062917
HURR DURR FEMINISTS AMIRITE MY FELLOW ALPHAS

>>93062870

>Patty, you can't make your villains LITERALLY be the bullies from Mean Girls

>Watch me

Except Pine can emote.

>>93063039
Is Patty the most consistent director in history? No, I'm not shitting, she's 2 for 2

>>93063015
do you have brain problems?

>>93063075
t. hasn't seen Snowpiercer

>>93063086
HURRR

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>>93056282
Captain America: TFA is the best MCU movie I've seen (granted I haven't seen them all, they got boring and samey a while ago). Wonder Woman betters it though.

Both have the feel of old adventure movies, or the 90s cape-pulp adaptations, which for me personally is the best kind of cape film.

>>93056282
He was gay too he had a fuckboi named bucky

>>93063081

Phil Lord and Christopher Miller are 4 for 4

>>93056282
neither of Steves look blonde even on a sunny day

>>93063574
Rocketeer and First Avenger are directed by the same guy

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>>93061691
>>the main character meets a more powerful character that helps them out

>>93056282
Yeah, but you forget. Trevor did it first. Hell, I bet the Nazis saw this and were like "Yeah, let's do this thing again, it totally won't happen. That Steve guy is already dead."

WWI > WWII

>>93059941
>>93059975
>>93060006
Marvelfags btfo.