Tom Sawyer invades the last book you've read and messes

>>93051148
>The Devourers

He gets eaten but Indian shapeshifting werewolves. His death is burtally detail.

Is Missouri that bad?

>>93051148
the fuck is a book?

>>93051148
>Anders Breivik Manifesto

One of his solutions to the Muslim question now involves a patriotic fence with unfinished an unfinished paintjob

>Tell me about the rabbids, George

>>93051275
It's more than bad. It's Missouri.

>A Series of Fortunate Events

>>93051148
Dokeyxote.

Just like the movie.

>>93051453
Is it as bad as Texas?

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>>93051453
KEK

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>>93051148
>The Path of Cinnamon
Julius Evola becomes a pastry chef instead of getting involved in reactionary politics. The memoir doubles as a cookbook.

>>93051429
Solid gold there, mate

>>93051148
>Fly By Night

The Birdcatchers are now the Catholic Church.

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>1984u

>>93051148
>1948
The books now about the creation of big brother and how the world goes down the toilet.

>>93051723
Goddammit

>>93051148
>The picture of Dorian Gay

Literally nothing changes

>Max Weber Essays on Sociology
I don't know how you make puns out of analyses of bureaucracies

>>93051148
Is that Danny Fenton?

>>93051505
Texas is fucking great
at least the parts I was in

>>93051148
>captain blunderpants
describes the movie pretty well. (it's not a bad movie though)

>>93051148
The Long Earth

Lob never sings the entire time.

>The Oakdale Affair
I'm not good with wordplay, someone help me out here.

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>>93051505
>Texas
>bad

>The Adventures of Captain Thundercats
I'd read that shit

>>93051148
I'm reading Jane Eyre.
Finding it difficult to relate to a ten year old Victorian Era girl so might make it more interesting

>>93053320
Turn that shit into Jane Erie and now you have a ten year old Victorian Era girl investigating paranormal phenomena.

>>93051148
Reading books makes my eyes hurt so I guess he gotta stay in his own book.

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>>93051148
>Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

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Can we do comics?
>Jack
Main character is Jack the ripper instead of Jack the reaper.
nothing hardly changes cause they act the same

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>>93051148
>IT

Becomes pic related

>>93051148
>implieing I raed

>Killing Genndy

>>93051505
Dude...it's called missouri...more like misery

Didn't Tom have red hair in the book?

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>>93051148
Finite Jest

>Radical Sheik by Tom Wolf

The Iron Sheik wrestles a wolf.

>>93051275
I live there and it's not so bad. I only ever lived in downtown kansas city though which isn't much different from any of the other large cities I've lived at.

>>93053169
What am I looking at here?