Give me one good reason why this shouldn't happen in the

It's different and I hate different

What would be the legal ramifications of two superhero alter egos getting married, even?
Is this just Bruce making sure he doesn't get alimonied?

Because it's not Wonderbat.

It's an inferior ship.

>>93048704

They probably got married in costume so they could invite all their friends and family without the media asking a bunch of awkward questions. Then Bruce and Selina would go to the court house to sign the appropriate documents, and then do a press release announcing the marriage that mentions the bride and groom not wanting their day to be overshadowed by paparazzi.

>>93048739
I like WonderBat too, anon, but come on now.

Selena's always been the one. It's actually Justice, but you can't stick your dick in it.

>>93048663
Catwoman will say no. She can't be tied to a man, she is terrified of marriage.

>>93048663
Because he's gay.

>>93048739
this but unironically

>>93048806

Where do you get that she's terrified of marriage? And besides, the two of them have been tied together, more or less for years in their timeline.

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>>93048739
Shit taste

Neither have the capacity for romantic love.

>>93048663
Bruce can be in love. But he isn't relationship material, the whole. He will end up alone bullshit is also retarded. Is not that Bruce wouldn't want to make one of the girls he loves happy, it's just that he isn't as selfish as tie someone with him, he knows his actions as batman are more important than the happiness of two individuals. Bruce isnt a loner, but the ibly relationships he can cultivate and that are favorable for the world are father/son or daughter relationships. He makes the world better by rising dick Grayson or the rest of the kids, the world isn't a better place if he is in home taking care of the women he loves and he knows it. And he knows eventually he will die in action, he won't grow old.

>>93048663
As much as I love the pairing the idea of them actually settling down and marrying each other seems odd for either of them to do. Maybe later on when they're in their late forties/early fifties it could work but in just regular continuity it seems unlikely.

BRUCE WAYNE SECRET WEDDING SHOCKER
BILLIONAIRE PLAYBOY WEDS MYSTERY WOMAN

>>93049046

And I think that your argument is exactly why it makes sense for Bruce and Adelina to tie the knot. She's the only person in his life that truly respects and understands both halves of his life, and has demonstrated the ability to stand next to him on both halves. She's not just arm candy, she's a true partner in every sense of the word. I doubt that Bruce can truly be happy with anyone but Selina, to be honest.

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>>93049174
>>93049046
Ignoring the meta reason of them never having an actual ending for these characters it really depends on Bruce. If they go full DKR or Beyond with him then yeah there's no real hope for him but considering just how fucking big his "family" has gotten over the years the idea that he can't eventually calm down and retire is ridiculous.

He pretty much has a small army at his disposal to carry on his mission long after he's gone, there's no reason he can't give up the stupid loner shit at this point and have an actual life once his age becomes a hindrance for crime fighting. I'm sure both he and Selina would never become just some old married couple and would still get caught up in dumb superhero bullshit but after enough time it shouldn't have to control their entire lives.

>>93049337

I agree, except for the retire bit. Bruce can't retire, and I don't think Selina ever would. She enjoys what she does way too much to stop any time in the near future.

>>93049337
Even DKR Batman loved Selina even when she was fat and old.

>>93048739
Has Wonderbat ever happened outside of elseworlds and DCAU?

When did DC really start pursuing Bruce and Selina as an OTP? Cause they've been that way for decades, as far as I'm aware. Right up there with Lois and Clark when it comes to the DCU.

>>93050529
literally in her first appearance Batman falls for her.

This one was written by Kane and Finger.

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>>93048663
It goes against both Bruce and Selina's character.
It's forced
It won't be written well with King at the helm.
It's pointless filler that will just be retracted later
Bruce can't be a husband, father and Batman.so they would have to retire Bruce.
Batman literally just came back less than year go when he lost his memory or some shit.
It's stupid and only shippers think it's remotely interesting.
She's a whore
It will end badly with one of them most likely dying.

>>93050611

Damn. So they really are right up there with Lois and Clark.

>>93050620
there's literally nothing wrong with marrying a whore

>>93050623
Yes and no. The bat and the cat NEVER get together except on alternate earths and elseworlds. In main continuity, they are basically THE on again/off again couple.

Lois and Clark have been married many times in main continuity and alternate media, and the marriage usually lasts a long time.

>>93050689

So they're Lois and Clark but with commitment issues.

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>>93050502
No, Wonderbat fans are delusional.
The best ships for Batman really are Selina and Clark

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>>93050685
If yo don't mind marrying Herpes and warts too.

>>93050502
Wonderbat was pretty much canon for entire Pre-FP universe since Morrison's and Kelly run. They teased and liked each other for years and WW pretty much confirmed that Bruce is her true love.

>>93050764
>are Selina and Clark
>Not just Clark
You fucked up. Selina's trash.

>>93050824
That's bullshit, but I believe it.

>>93050502
They have more going for them than BatCat.

>>93050833

Nice Madonna/Whore complex you got going on, chief. Anyone without significant scars would never work out with Bruce. He would never work out with anyone who isn't damaged in some way or another.

>>93048663
I half expect Joker to get angry that "Muh Batman isn't all alone and edgy anymore" and do something horrible to Catwoman, causing the marriage to split up.

>>93050727
Lois and Clark are the golden couple. Clark proposed to Lois before being shipped off to fight in the pacific. Lois waited for Clark for 4 long years. Clark got a chest full of medals. Clark came home, got an honorable discharge, and the two of them lived happily ever after with their 2.5 children in Levittown.

Bruce and Selina are the couple living in the trailer park. Bruce proposed to Selina before being shipped off to Vietnam. While there, Bruce got a Dear John letter, but he never gave up hope, even after everything he saw. Back in Gotham, Alabama, Bruce eventually finds Selina in a heroin den, and convinces her to get clean. They get married. What seems like a happy marriage turns bad once they have a child. Bruce occasionally disappears at night to drink in alleys, an attempt to escape the flashbacks. Selina goes back to her heroin addiction. Eventually, Bruce starts turning his fear and anger on his children. Selina runs away with them, but she comes back in a few months. This happens again a few years later. And again. The cycle continues. Maybe they get a divorce and get remarried,eventually, but it doesn't change the state of affairs.

TL;DR Lois and Clark are like Chandler and Monica. Bruce and Selina would be like Stella and Stanley.

>>93050841
Just read Kelly's run and WW Blackest night, man.

I only expect from all of this is that if the marriage happens for Harley and Ivy to be Selina's bridemaids

>>93051317
Do you realize the bachelor/bachelorette parties Bruce and Selina would be forced to have? They'd be insane.

>>93051561
And that's why they should be. If Selina is gonna go out she gonna go out with a bang!.. It'd be fun to watch Selina being carried around and completely perplexed at Harley's & Ivy's idea for the wedding and parties and all that stuff

>>93051561

Meanwhile, Dick and Clark are going to be trying their best to get Bruce to have a good time and not escape so he can go on patrol.

>>93048663
Batman is gay

>>93048663
If Huntress isnt Black it isnt Progressive.

>>93051561
>>93051687
I don't remember a wacky bacherlor party for Supes so I want Clark to take this bitch to SPACE.

>>93048739
This.

>>93051738

It would be the only way to get Bruce to not stare out the window and check his line with Gordon every five minutes.

>>93051796

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>>93050841
>>93051049
During Blackest Night, Black Lantern Wonder Woman fought ghosts of her mother and sister, who were trying to bring her back to normal, but it was only when she saw Bruce that part of the Black Lantern ring's control was broken

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>>93053318
and then she mind-melded with Mera to stop her rampage

>>93048663
I prefer Batman/Zatanna

>>93054081

Don't you have anything better to do than post on 4chan, Mr. Dini?

>>93054081
Go away Paul Dini

>>93048663
The next time a writer takes over from King they'll be done.

>>93048663
Batman is too much of an obsessive manchild to make time for anything other than his crusade against crime. Any marriage with him is ensured to end in a messy breakup.

>>93053386
Ivan Reis really improved over the years.

>>93054252

He's gotten a lot better at being a dad, and Damian could certainly use a steady female presence in his life who isn't completely insane/didn't get him killed

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>>93054259
I agree, but that was actually Nicola Scott

>>93054511
Wow I'm a fucking idiot. I had even looked up Blackest Night to make sure it was just Reis because I doubted that it was and I guess it wasn't.
Nicola Scott has improved a lot too.

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>>93048739
Go home Bruce.

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>>93048739
>Trinity shipping.

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>>93050872
Nope. He works with Clark just fine. If there was a female Clark, it would be the best relationship out of all his ships. A matter affect the less damaged a girl is the better Bruce interacts with them. And it's usually the more damaged the girls are the more he ends up getting hurt or fucked over.

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>>93048663
Would rather have Wonderbat, but if Selina doesn't pull some tumblr strong womyn shit it won't be the worst thing to happen.

Bottom line I don't trust Selina's shift hoe ass.

>>93049528

While this is true, they'll certainly take a less active approach. No matter how much they want to keep going, eventually they can't.
If that means Bruce giving directives to others from The Batcave while Selena runs Helena through the grinder, I can see that being enough.

The only people who could possibly give a shit about Wonder Bat are Timm fans, and their opinion is moot when it comes to comics.

>>93054773
If you're having a bad day just remember this: at least you aren't this retarded.

>>93054773
Nope hate timm. Never liked how he only put in fetish fuel like the new shitty Harley movie.

Still love Wonderbat tho.

>>93054793
Anon is right though, for my part I haven't seen any WonderBats shippers that doesn't cite DCAU stuff as proof

>>93050887

Or Segway into the biggest Batman story ever. Batman finally losing it and crossing the line, and Joker getting the last laugh...At least until he comes back in a year as some kind of Clown revenant.

That said, Catwoman isn't exactly a slouch in a fight, and she isn't lacking in the cunning department.

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>>93054772

I just hope, if they really do go through with it, that they get new costumes after the nuptials to reflect their new status, kinda like on Earth-2, where they incorporate parts of the other's costume into their own.

>>93054868

She escaped from a death trap set by Bane without so much as a scratch on her. Not even Bruce can do that.

>>93048663
It ruins the allure and gives batman another mental weakness. He might make a mistake to her benefit. Isn't like she'd stop stealing either, thrill is too great.

>>93054895
Earth 2 was shit, fag. Robinson is a fucking hack.

>>93054231

Depends. If it proves to be popular they'll keep it around until it stops being popular.
Superman showed them that married life sells.

>>93054619
Honestly, it was a bit of a trap. That was a 3 issue miniseries drawn by Scott during Blackest Night.
Modern Scott is quit different. I like it, but I think her Diana used to be drawn a little thicker pre-flashpoint

>>93048663
What series and issue is OPs pic from?

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>>93054081
The Batman fan in me says no its gotta be Selina. But the Zee fan in me says "Mmm dat everything."

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>>93054933
I hope this just shows how shitty they are as people. Batman starts neglecting her. She starts stealing shit again. They never go through with it and it finally kills Batman ships. Selina goes full villain. Bruce becomes even colder.

>>93054933

Gordon was grumbling a few issues ago that Batman has way too much of a blind spot for her.

>>93054997

Nah, this is garbage and they've already done both of these things in the past. They were garbage then and garbage now. Your mother and father are garbage and you're a child of garbage. You, sir, are second gen garbage.

>>93048663
Because he should marry Carrie Kelly

>>93055099
rude

>>93054943
"No"

>>93048663
catwoman is a canon dyke who's tried to kill him a lot lately.
and the dc movies are trying to push batflek and wonderskeleton together...so...you know.

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>>93048739
You make me fucking sick

>>93055409
>Canon dyke
>Fucks both men and women

Where I'm from we just call those bisexuals.
Or just "Women" when talking about women.

>>93055646
Get out of here, you alien. Bisexualism doesn't exist

>>93055709

Yes it does. Almost all women have some bi in them, even if it's just "That one celebrity woman I'd munch carpet with".

>>93050689
Lois and Clark have been married only once more than Bat and Cat.

>>93048663
No, Batman isn't Spider-Man. If the quality of any Spider-Man or married Superman runs is any indication, then Batman shouldn't be married.

>>93055867
>tfw when gf is bisexual but monogamous and wont have crazy threesomes

probably a blessing in disguise

>>93048663
>>93048739
The reason people don't like SM/WW

>>93055867
All women are turned on by all manner of sex. Doesn't mean they'd go automagically gay with the closest chick around if the opportunity presented itself.
It's like going up to a hardcore goldstar lesbian and saying that they only need a bit of dick to turn them bi/straight.

>>93056005
Spiderman was at his best when he was married to MJ.

Right now he's worse then he's ever been and is only surviving on nostalgia and constant whoring.

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>>93055099
Dubs confirms, >>93054997 is garbage.

>>93056122
>who is Ditko.

>>93048663
It would be bad for Damian

>>93048864
>the peak in Wayne's eyebrows, along with his supranasal wrinkle, actually makes the Bat logo
pottery

>>93056031
So Wonderbat then?

>>93048739
Maybe in the DC Cinematic Universe, my friend.

>>93048663
If this becomes canon they better kill Damian.

Little faggot is annoying

>>93050529
>>93050611

You're not wrong, but I think it really started in earnest during HUSH.

Since then Bruce and Selina have been more of a couple and less of a hero and villain with tension.

Of course, they got married on Earth 2 way way before that, but I'd point to Hush as the "modern" start.

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>>93048663
Inferior ship

>>93049174

>She's the only person in his life that truly respects and understands both halves of his life

Selina in most continuities only knows and interacts with the Batman half. It's always been about the costumes with them.

>I doubt that Bruce can truly be happy with anyone but Selina, to be honest

That's bullshit. Specially when the main hurdle in their relationship is Bruce lack of trust in Selina.

>>93055099
>>93056458

That just goes to prove that the BatCat romance is garbage, though.

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>>93048663
Give me one good reason why it should happen in the main continuity that doesn't boil down to "Batman should get married".

>>93050620
no way fag

>Rich guy who can have any woman he wants

>Marries an ex prostitute

Batman truly is insane.

>>93064508
Have they even interacted in the same book?

Don't date crazy, especially if you're also crazy.

>>93048739
patrician taste

>>93068524

He infamously laid her out with one suckerpunch in an issue of Catwoman. WW fans were extremely butthurt over it.