>you're in the network boardroom >you can make your

anthropomorphic fidget spinners that are ninjas and they're all different colors with different personalities but they all have a kick-ass 90s attitude.

>>92995556
Beyblades but with Fidget Spinners, Done.

Power Rangers except the kids are all little ADHD spergs who shake like they have the DTs until their magical fidget spinners (and ritalin) give them the superpower of holding still for five goddamn minutes.

>>92995670
Is one of them black and in a wheelchair?

Makes a cartoon out of fidget spinners.

Kids start throwing them around to emulate the tv show.

Injuries cause spinners to be banned everywhere.

>>92995556
"Steel Fidgetspinner Run"

>>92995670
Either this or a fidget spinner battle Canuckimation with up-and-coming voice actors.

>>92995760
If you ban fidget spinners then only criminals will have spin.

But seriously fidget cube is objectively superior.

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>>92995556
i'd just rip Transformers off
>Spinnerbots wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of the Revolvitrons
>But in 2nd season they must join forces to defeat a greater evil THE CUBACONS

>>92996751
The fuck is this? Another tard-distracting device?

>>92995556
Just what are these things, exactly? I've been seeing them posted all over the place, lately.

>>92996813
These were invented first

>>92995556
Idk mega man basically where the robots are powered by a fidget spinner core that grants them abilities. So our hero can use the cores of his corrupted brothers to defeat the man who plans to find the all-spin, the most powerful fidget spinner in the galaxy and use it to reshape the universe in his image

>>92995556
Ninjas from the future using fidget spinners as shurikens

>>92996838
It's a physical meme. A tangible, visible form of memery.

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>>92996867
our hero would be aided by fidge, a sentient fidget spinner that acts like a pokedex/navi while being snarky

>>92996861
What does all the different bits on it do? It looks action-packed compared to the spinners which just... spin.
>"AH CAHN PLAY THA SIT-N-SPIN!"

>>92995556
Although we're a bit late in the decade, these might actually be the Pogs of the 2010s.

>>92997000
In english, please. :)

>>92997051
Allow me to elaborate: Fuck you and your inability to read a thread and/or google the most basic things. Don't give me your Goddamned sass, you chromosome surplus

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>Actually have Aspergers
>My mother brings one of these home
>It holds my attention for less than two minutes.

What? Yeah, it's neat how low they can get the friction in ball bearings. But this device seems to distract normies more than anyone else.

At least the fad's spawned some silly "science" videos.

>Magic fidget spinners allow Children to transform into superheroes when spun
>the superheroes have powers directly correlating to the child's natural shortcomings in relation to what fidget spinners were initially designed to do, make children focus
>the child with poor grades becomes a super genius when spinning his spinner.
>the girl with ADHD becomes a super focused magical sniper
>hot head bully with anger problems becomes cool-headed master of ice
>and the lead boy can slow down time to better see his problems and see a solution

>Main villain sends monsters(distractions) each week so while the world is to busy with them, he can take control of the world

Basically Power rangers but they transform using spinners and its animated

>>92997203
Stop stealing real attention away from the true autistics with your made-up condition you asshole!

>>92996838
A toy for kids with ADD and/or Autism to help them cope supposedly (even though there are no tests to prove that it works). The people make these things have been pushing them on youtube hard and people have tried making it a meme.

>Go to Hawaii on vacation this week
>visit a swap meet to check out goofy tchotchkes
>they have a booth full of these things
What the fuck?
I remember toy fads going much slower, I only heard of fidget spinners a week ago and now they can be slung at a mark-up to tourists?

>>92995556
Something something Beyblade.

>>92997596
Can Fidget Spinner be competitve toys?

>>92997039
I can play da washboard

>>92997203
>>92997276
Yeah, it's all about Child-Onset Schizophrenia and Mental retardation aka real "'"""""""""autism"""""""""

>>92998522
there not even much of a toy

>>92997596
http://www.animemaru.com/beyblade-creator-announces-new-series-about-competitive-fidget-spinning/

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>>93000000
jesus fucking christ

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>>93000000
*visibly barfs*

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>>93000000
Wow, those are some hella digits.

>>93000129
>>93000050
Animemaru is a satire site

>>93000000
This is what I expected to happen. Also >93000000

>>93000000
old, but still fucking hilarious.

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>>93000000
>Every five years, the Spinmaster Series is held, in which the world’s best spinners battle for a spot in The Spectrum – an elite circle of legendary fidget spinners. Join Kagaya as he dons his plot armor to claim victory and fulfill his dream of being on The Spectrum”

>>92995556
What the fuck is a fidget spinner

>>93000000
wew digits

A young cripple called Jason kostavo has a hard time at school due to his handicap. That all changes when a new kid comes to school with the power to manipulate the power of "rotation" through his magic fidget spinners .Hearing about this power Jason tries to study the rotation to heal his legs.

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>>93000000
>000000

>>93000000
>the digits revealing truths man was not meant to know

>>93000000
why

>>93000456
Forced meme on youtube, autist toy and apparently a beyblade successor

>>93000342
What the living fuck, seriously.

>>93000000
>Animemaru
Wasted sextuples.

>>92997276
Don't you have some comic pages to work on right now? Issue 11 won't finish itself you know!

>>93000342
Why is every anime plotline for kids so bland and unoriginal?

>>93001378
Fuckin Chris

I'm a social luddit. The only place i've seen selling these are a gas station where I live.
Why are these a meme?

>>93002618
Money

Those appear to be cockatoo toys, would human children over the age of 2 really enjoy them? Cockatoos are that right blend of retard to just spin that shit for hours while screaming.

>>92995747
Yeah hes also the tech geek

>>92995780
Is this a jojo reference?

>>93002618
They're fun to spin. Basically Yo-Yos for the 21st century.

>>92997206
I'd watch that

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>>93000000

>>93000000
http://www.animemaru.com/about/
>Anime Maru is a a satirical publication

low budget canadian flash animation action cartoon about a half alien kid that fights other aliens. all the aliens technology look like fidget spinners.

>fidget spinner spaceships
>fidget spinner hoverboard riden by the hero
>fidget spinner drones
>fidget spinner boomerangs
>fidget spinner shields

>>93003316
not really
with yo-yos and slinkys you could do tricks. the rubick's cube was a puzzle. hell even with tops you could try spinning them in directions or spin multiple tops stacked on one another, it has the excuse of being invented in BC. this is literally just something that spins, thats all it does.
what perfect toy to represent the 21st century, a totally useless gimick thats popular for the sake of being popular.

I rip off steel ball run but with fidget spinners and hope nobody notices

>>93003798
>>93000484

>>93003751
The main appeal isn't just making it spin it's the feeling of inertia with the spinning.

This is coming from someone who would never waste the money or social standing but it's still more than just thing that spins.

>>92995556
It's Beyblades, but with fidget spinners. Also fidget spinners are powered up by magic soul creatures and armor/accessories found in fidget cubes.

>>92997039
each side has a switch or but that has a different tactile feel
kind of like clicking a pen, its the same concept of a fidget device

>>92995556
Fuck fidget spinners, I pitch a show that's just shaman king, but the soul powers are all fused into slap bracelets that the users have to slap on as hard as they can to activate. I'm gonna bring slap bracelets back.

>>92997203
>didn't hold my attention

I was under the impression that you spin them in your hand while doing something else to maintain focus. Not like you are supposed to be fascinated by it.

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>>93004001
A true visionary of our times

>>93003455
When satire becomes reality.

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>>92997039
Various things to fiddle with.

I was reading the other day about how the spinners are pretty much bullshit since they're made to be interesting to look at, which means they just make adhd kids focus entirely on watching it spin. While the cubes you just rub your thumb against. Making it more like clicking a pen or tapping your fingers, and not distracting you from working or listening to someone.

>>93003171
Are the Wheels on the Wheel Chair also Fidget Spinners?

>>93004024
I think that's the original concept behind them, but then they caught on as a fad toy to be played with.

A story of a boy, his talking dog-rabbit. and his dreams of becoming a world class fidget spinner, using the fidget spinner his dad gave him before the dad disappears (ded), and spinning to new heights. aided with the help of his love interest childhood friend, his other best buddy, rival, and huge tits sweater mom. Then brodcast it on early morning saturdays. Also be sure to give them highly impractical and technicolor hair. And between commercial breaks, there will be Spinner bumbs where they highlight a different spinner and its stats once an episode.

>>93004099

man I just keep coins, pens and astro switches around when I wanna be an autist and mess with stuff. I can't imagine buying a dedicated toy for that shit.

I dunno why people are so up in arms over fidget spinners. They're just another generational fad like Pogs, Pokemon cards, Tamagotchi, those Livestrong bracelets and Silly Bands.

>>92995670
Basically power rangers

>>93004478
Fads always get pushback from people that don't care, and want others to know they don't care.
I think the fidget spinner phenomena has an interesting twist with the stimulation deivce aspect though. Throws in some people that are upset that ADHD behavior that used to be disciplined has become accepted, only because it's been appropriated into normie culture. While others aren't looking the gift horse in the mouth, and think those people and the regular fad haters are assholes.

>>93004478
I think it's cuz of how quickly they took over the internet.
Yugioh and Pokemon more or less died out before internet sensations became a thing.

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>>93000342
Is this fucking real?

>>92997206
>magical sniper
yeah a kids cartoon about a kid who becomes a sniper would sure go well

>>93005143
no

>>93005185
that sounds fucking awesome honestly

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>>93000134

>>92997116
lol u mad

>>92997424
Is using meme instead of fad a meme?

>>92996838
Another toy kids are hoarding to these days. Same way pogs and yoyos were a distracting toy in the 90s and what not.

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>>93000000
>MC's name is Kagaya Kirizuto
Ah, you got me.

>>92995556
Some kid got a hand spinner that rewind time. He uses it to fix stuff in his life but sometimes it gets complicated and in the end, it always get back to the status quo

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>>92995556
Beyblade expy, set in a MegaMan Battle Network-ish world but falling into economic collapse, throw in some autism-attracting Sanic animal-anthro character designs and some ancient cosmic forces from Mars.

Simple as that.

I'd make each fidget spinner a cute girl a-la Kancolle, and turn it into a harem or some shit, or do the same thing western writers do when they don't know that to do with characters, send them to school.

>>93004099
>bought this to endure my friend's boring D&D campaign
>everyone was passing it around
>first D&D campain where I haven't fallen asleep

it was a success.

>>93004478

I just hate it because I work at a dollar store and literally every day we get a dozen people asking if we carry these $20 things as if that makes fucking sense. Even if we did they'd just bitch that they aren't cheap enough (or steal them like they steal everything else.)

>>93005477

i don't get it

>>92996861
no, spinners were made first. The cube came later when everyone joined in on the fidget craze. Like how there's adult color books.

>>93004024
Yes, that's why they're called /fidget/ spinners. It's the same as clicking a pen or chewing on a pencil except it costs like a dollar.

>>93006028

It's a spoonerism of the name Kirigaya Kazuto, a much...hated character off some anime that's just as reviled.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sword_Art_Online

>>92995859
>objectively
shows what you know

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>Be me
>Work at Walmart in charge of the department that sells these things
>Our records show that we're selling an average of 144 a day at a 56% markup
>Over 5600 will be arriving in a few weeks
I can't tell whether to cry tears of pure joy or start jacking off

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>>93000000

>>93004099

My friend has one of these. It's alright, but the fact that you can't click in the joy stick kinda ruined it for me and the "silent" buttons on the click section made me think the thing was broken until he explained it to me.

>>92995556
Anime styled civil war fighting show with main character a combination of Yugi from Yu Gi Oh and Simon from Gurren Lagann. MC is in a semi mech/body suit, he looks like Megaman with a fidget spinner gun. The world is in a state of chaos because the spinners have given people power that can rival the government. Two sides fight for power, like Autobots and Decepticons, one side relates to brighter colored spinners, Red Green and Blue, they're the good guys. Bad guys are Black, Yellow and White They shoot out fidget spinners and different collectible fidget spinners are like power ups for them.
I'm thinking the finale can have some super powered messiah figure that's a chrome colored fidget spinner, a collectible for the kids.
It would be like Beast Wars, in terms of tone, goofy but action packed.

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>>93004478
Because people are like the guy in this comic.

>>92995556
Basically a team of kids where they all use fidget spinners to invoke some kind of magic that's based on the elements or they summon power from the beast that lives inside of them.

The villain is a guy that makes people into mindless zombies by screwing with their brain.

>>93005652
Did you get any good rolls out of it?

>>92995556
I saw one of these at a grocery store for like 6 bucks.

I have no idea what they're going for online. Nor am I particularly interested. It's surprising because I live in a place where these kinds of fads usually don't touch. If I see them where I live, then they've certainly proliferated everywhere.

Also the cartoon should just be 90's leifield buff men with fidget spinners on their chests that they launch out of their chest. the action figures would basically sell themselves.

>>92995556
A fighting series where they use fidget spinners with blades on the ends as weapons, like a spinning ninja star.

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>>92995556
>>92995780

show is a variety action series

MC owns a helicopter iwth a fidget spinner for the blades, other MC owns a jet with tirangular guns, portal to another dimension uses fidget spinners to open the conduit

main bad guys are a religion that use a trinity for their evil mark

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>>93004099
you're small time