Wait they actually made a Warhammer 40k cartoon movie?
How come no one brings it up?
>>92926849
It wasn't very good and there's nothing really to discuss about it that isn't /tg/ centric.
>>92926849
it was terrible, nobody liked it, even on /tg/
Plot wasn't much to write home about and the visuals were rather sub par. Great voice cast, though.
>>92927198
>they manage to get Sir John freaking Hurt to voice a Chaplain
>movie is still terrible
It's like GW hates good things or something
>>92927256
Sounds like typical GW
We will never get a cartoon again and the comics are coming at a snails pace
It's ugly and boring as fuck. Huge disappointment
>>92926849
It's a very generic plot with a 'brash young snotty maverick' as the main character. Problem is that you COULD have MAYBE gotten away with that with some of the fringe chapters of Space Marines there is just no fucking away a character like that would exist in the ranks of the Smurfs who don't just live by the book, but are the book personified.
There was also no context, you never got anything to show that these were 7ft tall geneticlly engineered Steve Rogers-esque super soldiers and instead they were just pro wrestlers in space armor.
The less you know about 40k the more you'd probably like it but its nothing you'd need to see twice.
>>92927721
>no fucking away a character like that would exist in the ranks of the Smurfs who don't just live by the book, but are the book personified.
There are some Ultramarines who didnt live by the book
>>92927786
>Ventris
>Breaks the rules to stop a fucking tyranid invasion and actually does
>Get placed on trail for not following orders
>fuck boy Cato Sicarus leads said trial
>get sent to the eye of terror to stop reverse abortion chaos space marine thing
>>92927256
>>92927338
This is why I would actually be happy to hear that they had been bought out by Disney or even WB. FuckingSnydercould make better movies with their IP than they can.
>>92927825
>would rather see a man die at his post than stop bladed nightmare bug death cloud from eating literally everything
Fuck the smurfs.Lion for life
>>92927825
>reverse abortion chaos space marine thing
only 40k
>>92927959
>Snyder's cinematography with 40k visuals
You know, I would actually be pretty fucking hype for that.
>Not fighting for the greater good.
>>92928053
>Believing weeaboo lies
There is no cleavage, no waifus. Only servitude until you meet righteous punishment
>>92928053
>Tau
Found the heretic
>>92928053
>>92928097
Fuck off
>>92928147
>>92928152
>>92928098
>The Tau are allying with humanity in the latest edition.
>Also Cadia has fallen and Papa Smurf is Alive.
Sisters of Battle is best faction.
>>92928308
Reminder
The 40k in your head is the only thing you should listen too in 40k
trying to talk 40k on /tg/ now is fucking shit
>>92926849
Ultramarines are shitor so I hear
>>92926849
Writing was decent, animation was ASS.
No one could understand why, when things like the Dawn of War openings exist.
>>92928509
They actually arent shit the problem is they are too good
and /tg/ memes but Ultramarines are still a good chapter with good marines like >>92927786 mentioned Ventris is a based marine and there is also Captain Titus.
but thats 2 marines in an entire chapter....
>>92926849
>Wait they actually made a Warhammer 40k cartoon movie?
Dude, there's been like, several
>>92928038
His dark/shadowy brooding bullshit would be perfect for 40k.
>>92928618
Bitch please heres the original
>>92928710
>Ultramarine Techmarines piloting Thunderhawk M.41
>>92928308
I actually like the new Eldar plot. And the Sisters of Battle have become a bit more relevant again.
Ultra Heretical material
>>92928924
Subtlety is for the weak.
>>92928924
>>92928949
>>92928924
>>92928949
Some dude partially animated the first chapter recently https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkj8KmxYpkQ
>>92928693
Yeah, but his Randian bullshit makes me think he'd be a total Chaosfag.
>>92929042
TAKE THE SHOT SOLDIER
>>92926849
I for one welcome this /tg/ incursion.
Now post the comics. The good ones.
>>92928924
Heretical, but Canon!Thanks, Fantasy Flight!
>tfw we won't have an ork kartoon in this millennium
>>92928924
>>92928949
What is this
>>92926849
If the Emperor Had a Text-To-Speech Device has better animation.
Let that sink in.
>>92929083
>get the Metalocalypse guys on it
My money keeps coming out! I cant stop ittttt!!!
>>92929073
You mean like Pic related
>>92929335
WRONG
>>92928924
Are we posting Vindicare Assassin now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lxbdBQV11E
>>92929253
I'd rather see Karacas (Superjail) do it. Huge, gorey battle scenes with just enough "plot" to stumble you forward through the nonsense.
>>92929335
>>92929355
Well? Post them!
>>92928388
>Hats
purging eternally
>>92927825
>reverse abortion chaos space marines
Wut?
>>92931384
>>92927989
http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Daemonculaba
>>92931031
I don't know how to storytime but the Ork comic is online
http://www.cold-moon.com/40k/Deff%20Skwadron/deff_skwadron.htm
Just watch The Lord Inquisitor instead
https://youtu.be/cZc6cr6G2E4
>>92931790
Also on the subject of fan-made shit, some dude is adapting Helsreach by using voice-overs from the audiobook, SFM, and a cool marker/grain film filter
It's fucking fantastic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D4jr-0_COg
>>92931883
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THAT
IS
FUCKING
T I G H T
>>92931883
YES YES YES
>>92928574
Three who are willing to bend and break the rules now that Girlyman is back.
BADDA BADDA BADDA BADDA
>>92931883
best shit I've seen on the board all week. Thanks anon.
>>92927027
I like it though. It's not the best movie ever made, but its not horrendous.
I do only really recall two scenes though, so that might be it.
>>92926849
Because 40k is objectively terrible.
The Blood Ravens comic that just came out is alright.
>>92928529
rendering is expensive
>>92928308
>Deathguard primarch and magnus the red are also gonna return
just war my shit up
>>92927027
The best part of the movie was watching a stream with friends and making Pipin jokes when that one marine kept doing stupid crap right out of the Mines or Moria.
>>92931883
It is the same dude who is doing the Lord Inquisirtor. Say what you want about Warhammer its fandom is great. Wasn't there a german 40k ovie? Damnatus I think.
>>92935384
Damnatus was fun. It looks like it was made by four best friends with carboard and a movie camera, but it's fun.