Pardon me, but could you help out a fellow American who's

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>>92909217
fellow American you say? here have some freedom, Ive got plenty!

>>92909217
https://youtu.be/Ip34k5IUnjU?t=6

>>92909217

I used to think he was looking for the penguin.

BWANA!

>>92909637
What if I am not American but want to experience true freedom?

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>>92909909
Don't worry anon. Freedom is on its way.

>>92910134
Fuck yeah. Freedom truly is the only way.

>>92909217
Hit the road

Sorry, but Ben Carson said poverty is just a state of mind.

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>>92909217
Sure friend, let's get a bite to eat.

>>92910388
>Be muslim
>Get rid of the pork in the sandwich
>Get free food

>>92910458
Correct me if I am wrong but I think the Quran forbids shit that was even touched by pork.

>>92910458
You're doing it wrong, since you can't touch either the pork or anything that has touched the pork.
Try:
>Be muslum
>Get free food.
>Eat it.
>Tell.
>No.
>One.
>Eventually go to hell.
>Whatever, you were going there anyway for drawing an image of Mohammad with crayons at age 6.

>>92910480
Ah shit I usually avoid the pork and eat the rest. Time to denounce my faith I guess

>>92910519
I wasn't allowed to draw with crayons cuz I'd eat them

>>92909217
FUCK YOU AND YOUR PRE-EXISTING CONDITIONS!!

>>92910388
HURR HURR HURR SHEEEEIT THAT'S FUNNY

Where does Cleetus get time to come up with such hilarious jokes between downing opiates and fucking his cousin

>>92911275
Those in glass houses Abdul.

inspector gadget has really let himself go

HIT DA ROAD!

>>92911275
Calm down Ahmed

>>92911275
What a gross overreaction to a harmless joke.

>>92910458
That still leaves two problems.

First, the sandwich would still be forbidden to eat for having contained pork even after you remove the pork. Imagine if someone gave you a shit sandwich, would you eat it even after removing the shit? Second, you're not allowed to eat anything during the day when it's Ramadan, so unless they're open at night it would still be forbidden even if there wasn't any pork on it to begin with.

It might be ignorance, it might be purposeful trolling, either way it's pretty funny.