At some point, and I don't know when, Blue Diamond became my waifu.
I just... love her so much.
So tell me /co/ who's a waifu that blindsided you with how much you love them?
Her hair looks like a urinal.
>>92904553
I want to piss on BD's face like the urinal she is.
>>92904553
>who's a waifu that blindsided you with how much you love them?
I have no waifu.
>>92904576
I don't know if i'm tired but that really hurt my feelings. Only more so cause now I can't un see it.
>>92904553
Soon.
>>92904650
fag lmao
>>92904576
oh hey, her gem makes for decent urinal cake
>>92904678
But that would imply that I have a husbando, which I don't, Anon.
I have favorite characters in things, but I do not hold questionable attachment towards fictional men or women that makes me see them as a waifu or husbando.
>>92904553
Something about her colors and lines makes me fucking diamonds. Not trying to be funny here.
>>92904553
Same. It's the voice and the personality and the hair and the eyes and the lips and the clothes and the body. Blue's dominion is the Waifu Kingdom in general.
I have no waifu. Waifus are the emotional crutch of the weak minded
>>92904576
Kek.
>>92904553
BD is best girl.
>>92905177
Well fine, Bruce. Go spend what little time you have left sulking in your cave, alone and bitter.
>>92905323
Having a waifu doesn't actually keep you from being alone though.
>>92904553
She probably has a perfect ass under that gown.
Get some fucking taste.
>>92904553
men you are the kind of guy who like depressing girls dont you? why /co/ find them so attractive?
>>92906706
>>92906706
>Depressed means soft spoken voice that promises affection to the one that brightens their day
>A look on their face that falls somewhere between a wide eyed puppy and a sad kitten
At least that's what I think.
>>92904576
>>92904700
Well, can't unsee it now, also she crying uncontrollably doesn't help to stop the thought about it.
>>92906706
>30 feet tall qt
>clingy and soft-spoken
>those lips and bare shoulders
>>92906706
They are like me, even if we don't get to be happy together, we can be sad together.
>>92906633
Probably.
>>92904553
I feel you OP. Giantess stuff doesn't normally do it for me, but for some reason Blue just makes me absolutely diamonds.
>>92907720
same, it doesn't help that most giantess stuff on the internet includes vore, which is shit-tier
>>92904653
>aftermath of the final Stevenbomb
>Blue Diamond returns to Earth again
>Steven and the gang prepared to fight
>BD is surprised to find Greg looking on in the background
>Decides to ask Greg out on a date to learn more about the plight of humanity
>Greg kills another rock bitch and Rebecca Sugar is back in business
>>92904553
stop ruining an enjoyable show with your autism
>>92906698
this is now a peridot thread
>>92904553
I can imagination about your sex life so clearly anon
When you fuck her you jump+punch her clitoris like Mario hit a coin block like crazy and end up with Sho-Ryu-Ken like dark Ken in street fighter
...
I fell for yellow diamond right away even if she looked stupid in her first appearance. I don't know what it is but strong ladies in power make me feel really weak in a good way.
>>92904652
>blue anon had its feefees hurt
What're going to do, Blue? Cry about it?
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>>92908003
>be a perifag since season 1
>stick with her through good times and bad, even after the awful memebarning
>start to waifu zircon after only one episode
I feel so bad, anons. What do I do?
>>92908177
Her design (other than the face) is shit, but her voice and personality are hot.
>>92909436
Why is everyone so desperate to make this literal man with a woman's voice seem hot?
>>92905177
>>92905323
>>92906582
Imagine if Terry explores the Batcave thoroughly and discovers that's among the reasons Bruce went all senior hikikomori; a secret chamber with piles and cases of his waifu's merch is, the sort of trove that only an unhinged billionaire could amass.
>>92909618
>literal man
Offensive.
>>92907825
>Guess what, Steven? YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A BABY SISTER!
>Also your new mother-in-law's dead.
>Curse this grotesque murderpenis of mine!
>>92909762
Well to be fair, isn't zir(con) some tranny buzzword? Checkmate, autists.
>>92909962
no actually Zircon is a gem made out of zirconium and silicate
>>92909820
>new mother-in-law
Is there an old mother-in-law? And don't you mean stepmother?
>>92909512
She looks much better in a tailcoat than she does in that bell-skirt thing.
>>92911186
Give her a cape!
>>92904553
Girls crying is sexy imho
>>92906698
You first.
>>92906706
>>92908100
>>92907956
>Enjoyable show
>>92909762
Those are blue men my friend, if you feel attracted to such a thing then you most probably are a gaya blue gay
>>92905177
If what you say is true, then why didn't you rape the Joker?
She's growing on me!