>has tweeted dozens of times every day for months >hasn't

>>92885143
Honestly fuck yall, I was enjoying that kids relationship with Blossom and now they'll likely tone it down if the show gets a third season

>>92885191
>if the show gets a third season
Heaven forbid

>>92885191
>Show mostly airs on Boomerang
>New episodes air on CN on a fucking Sunday

The show's fucking dead.

>>92885143
Hi Goldman.

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>>92885143
One can hope.

What was his full name again?

>>92885191
If this shit gets a third season despite its terrible ratings something shady is going on.

>>92885459
Anon, Im still surprised it got past the pilot. Something shady has been going on in CN for years.

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You goys will never understand our love.

>>92885428
Jake "Chemical X Means Ready for Sex" Goldman

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>>92885416
MAYBE GENNDY CAN GET E R A D I C A T E D FOR ERASING MY DAUGHTER. MAKING MY FOOLISH SON IN LAW MISERABLE IS MY JOB!

>>92885416
Aku x Blossom 4eva!

>>92885428
Jake "If she's older than 9, I must decline" Goldman

>>92885428
Jake "Just Playing Possum, Still Wanna Fuck Blossom" Goldman

>>92885428
Jake "Give me a handy and you'll get your candy" Goldman

>>92885143
He's doing the only smart thing he can do. Laying low and waiting for it to die down.

>>92885428
Jake "if my wood harden, better go to kindergarden" Goldman

>>92885143
Went into hiding like Anne Frank

>>92885191
>kids

>>92885143
Okay guys, this is Jake Goldman and i'd just really like to fill you guys in on whats going on with this whole situation. I have NEVER been into Blossom at all, and any sort of interaction between my oc and Blossom is just my pals doing some good-natured ribbing. in regards to the"creepy-ness" of all of this, that was just a case of the animators (friends of mine) pulling my leg, they meant nothing behind it and it wasn't inspired by how I "feel" about a fictional character. This whole thing has spiraled out of control, so I wanted to come to where it all began, 4chan, or more specifically, /co/, in order to help dispel these crazy notions about me. As of now, I've been in contact with the police to learn how to keep myself safe in this situation, due to all the threats I've gotten. Before, when this was all new, I'll admit I was scared that my life was going to be ruined, but not anymore. My friends and family all know who I am and they know I would never interact with a child (fictional or not) with disgusting intentions in my heart, and that has really helped me to take a step back and remember that the only responsibility I have is to help the internet understand who I am as well. This part of my life has been a horrifying, but small phase in my life but I'm not scared, I'm just not interested in it spinning any further anymore and I'd like to put an end to it as I'm sure most of you will understand. I know I'm asking alot, and I don't expect some of you to fully understand, but If you guys could just relax about all this, and give me the benefit of the doubt, I would appreciate it alot. I have no problem with you guys, but please PLEASE, stop throwing accusations. Thanks for understanding guys.

>>92885428
Jake "Professor Ubonium accidentally added a extra ingredient to the concoction, Chemical SEX" Goldman

>>92885428
Jake"still on the clock ready for some cock" Goldman

>>92886589
Jake, I know you are bait, but you should have learn that /co/ does not forgive shitty shows

>>92885143
Okay guys, this is Jake Goldman and i'd just really like to fill you guys in on whats going on with this whole situation. I have NEVER been into Blossom at all, and any sort of interaction between my oc and Blossom is just my pals doing some good-natured ribbing. in regards to the"creepy-ness" of all of this, that was just a case of the animators (friends of mine) pulling my leg, they meant nothing behind it and it wasn't inspired by how I "feel" about a fictional character. This whole thing has spiraled out of control, so I wanted to come to where it all began, 4chan, or more specifically, /co/, in order to help dispel these crazy notions about me. As of now, I've been in contact with the police to learn how to keep myself safe in this situation, due to all the threats I've gotten. Before, when this was all new, I'll admit I was scared that my life was going to be ruined, but not anymore. My friends and family all know who I am and they know I would never interact with a child (fictional or not) with disgusting intentions in my heart, and that has really helped me to take a step back and remember that the only responsibility I have is to help the internet understand who I am as well. This part of my life has been a horrifying, but small phase in my life but I'm not scared, I'm just not interested in it spinning any further anymore and I'd like to put an end to it as I'm sure most of you will understand. I know I'm asking alot, and I don't expect some of you to fully understand, but If you guys could just relax about all this, and give me the benefit of the doubt, I would appreciate it alot. I have no problem with you guys, but please PLEASE, stop throwing accusations. Thanks for understanding guys.

>>92886589
lol

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>>92886662

>>92885428
Jake "I'm in heaven, when she is seven" Goldman

>>92885428

Jake "Unload my nine in the welfare line" Goldman.

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>>92885459
>>92885497
I wonder """""who""""" could be behind this

>>92885428
Jake "I'm busy when she's not bushy" Goldman

>>92885459

Jake Goldman is personally paying for the show's production for reasons unknown.

>>92885428
Jake "although she's all mine, I mostly just watch" Goldman

>>92885428

Jake "Keep Reading The Lines, I'm Not Finished" Goldman

>>92886952
>reasons unknown
he wants his ship to keep sailing

>>92886589
If the show was any good you might be able to get anons on your side, however...

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>>92887097

>>92885428
Jake "Touch my one eyed snake" Goldman
Jake "Ravioli ravioli cum in the ginger loli" Goldman
Jake "When they start twerking I get to jerking" Goldman
Jake "Move over professor, I'm gonna undress her" Goldman

>>92885428

Jake "You'll Love Who My Script Says You'll Love" Goldman

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>>92887920
>Jake "Ravioli ravioli cum in the ginger loli" Goldman

>>92885143
His lawyer probably told him to stop tweeting to prevent incriminating himself

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>>92885143
Every thread until you like it

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>>92887920
>Jake "Ravioli ravioli cum in the ginger loli" Goldman

>>92885428

Jake "There Is No Craig Here, Only Me" Goldman

>>92885428
Jake "The professor is not awake" Goldman

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>>92887920
>Jake "Ravioli ravioli cum in the ginger loli" Goldman

>>92885428

Jake "Bag Blossom Before She Blooms" Goldman

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>http://ya-nasty-teacup.tumblr.com/post/161263184154/no-one-will-ever-know-how-hard-i-was-laughing (AkuxBlossom) is no longer available on tumblr

what happened?

>>92888307
alliteration/10

>>92885428
Jake "My Noodles are so delicious, my waifu, please have some" Goldman

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>>92888316

wow

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>>92887920
>Jake "Ravioli ravioli cum in the ginger loli" Goldman

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>>92887920
>Jake "Ravioli ravioli cum in the ginger loli" Goldman
holy fuck my sides

>>92885143
I hope so
Such rampant unprofessionalism, its disgusting, It'll be a small miracle if he doesn't get the boot for this.

>>92885143
This show is fucking cursed. Craig must have hired a gypsy witch or something.

>>92888632
That's what you get for hiring young people.
No standards, no professionalism, practically children, mentally.

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>>92887920

>>92888662

Same with old people, really

>>92885428
Jake "Middle School is where I rule" Goldman

>>92888700
You don't see Craig awkwardly inserting him attempting to win the heart of a fictional nine year old girl.

>>92888662
>>92888700
Same with everyone, dumbasses. Every generation has become useless and worthless. We're all doomed.

>>92888752
No he did that with Ashi instead.

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>>92887920

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>>92887920
>Jake "Ravioli ravioli cum in the ginger loli" Goldman

>>92888782
That was Genndy you dumbass

Jake "Going wild in the nearest child" Goldman
Jake "Taking his waifu to the semen drive-thru" Goldman
Jake "'twas merely a jest when he came on Blossom's chest" Goldman

>>92885803
I GIVE IT A 10

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>>92888926

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>>92887920
>Jake "Ravioli ravioli cum in the ginger loli" Goldman
Fucking beautiful

>>92885143
Isn't this guy married?

>>92889338
I'm interested in hearing why you think this changes anything.

>>92889378
Wouldn't that mean he's cucking his wife with a cartoon?

>>92888316
>>92888387
in case anyone missed that Aku x Blossom wonder. Here is the backup

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2205006

>>92885428
Jake "'stick it in her cunt while shes still a runt" Goldman
Jake "'if shes in grade 3, shes ready for the D" Goldman
Jake "'Deflower Blossom before she Blossoms" Goldman

>>92885143
Jake "His quest for child minge is making us cringe" Goldman?

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>>92885191
>yall

>>92887920
>Jake "Ravioli ravioli cum in the ginger loli" Goldman
i fucking peed a little

>>92889416
Oh, you mean cuckolding? No, because that's not how cuckolding works.

Is this guy the Burch of /co/

>>92889608
Don't bother, no one cares about using words correctly.

>>92889665
I'm not giving newfags the benefit of the doubt.

>>92885143
I certain'y hope so

>>92889680

Oh come on, don't be silly. Of course Goldman is cucking his wife with Blossom. It's hilarious that he is.

>>92889775
Cartoons aren't real.

>>92889825

You're not real

>>92885428
Jake "Friends with Dan" Goldman
Jake "Blossom: Cum in her and then bleed her" Goldman
Jake "Sugar, spice, and everything nice (in my van)" Goldman
Jake "Fuck Drumpf like a Powerpuff" Goldman
Jake "I feel funny when she's all nubby" Goldman

>>92886589
Dont worry, we're Just joking too. No one Seriously believed you like kids or something.

>>92890217
These are fucking awful.

>>92890237
What about Jake "Make The Cunny Feel Funny" Goldman

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>>92886732
We have told you already, you need to timestamp that shit.

>>92890302
It's better, I guess.

>>92889150
>Jake "'twas merely a jest when he came on Blossom's chest" Goldman
My favorite so far

Is this a case of 'Craig McCracken but its not okay but it isnt an underaged cow?'

>>92890364
No.

>>92890379
oh okay

>>92890302
Jake "Toddler Coddler" Goldman

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>>92887920
>all these samefag replies

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>mfw his self insert only got two R34 pictures and one of them is him being a cuck

It's seems even shota lovers have limits and don't wanna fap to him

>>92886490
This. Honestly people facing an internet shitstorm of any size needs to take a page from this nigga's playbook and get gone. An online presence during a shitstorm will only perpetuate it.

>>92890408
Jake "Make A Squirt Squirt" Goldman

>>92885581
>>92885770
>>92885803
>>92886460
>>92886505
>>92886868
>>92886930
>>92887097
>>92887920
>>92887979
>>92888210
Etc...pedo jokes, damn you guys are classy! And edgy.
Seriously who is he and why should I give a fuck about him? More to the point what the fuck am I doing in this thread?!

>>92890237
They're all awful.

>>92885143
Okay guys, this is Jake Goldman and i'd just really like to fill you guys in on whats going on with this whole situation. I have NEVER been into Blossom at all, and any sort of interaction between my oc and Blossom is just my pals doing some good-natured ribbing. in regards to the"creepy-ness" of all of this, that was just a case of the animators (friends of mine) pulling my leg, they meant nothing behind it and it wasn't inspired by how I "feel" about a fictional character. This whole thing has spiraled out of control, so I wanted to come to where it all began, 4chan, or more specifically, /v/, in order to help dispel these crazy notions about me. As of now, I've been in contact with the police to learn how to keep myself safe in this situation, due to all the threats I've gotten. Before, when this was all new, I'll admit I was scared that my life was going to be ruined, but not anymore. My friends and family all know who I am and they know I would never interact with a child (fictional or not) with disgusting intentions in my heart, and that has really helped me to take a step back and remember that the only responsibility I have is to help the internet understand who I am as well. This part of my life has been a horrifying, but small phase in my life but I'm not scared, I'm just not interested in it spinning any further anymore and I'd like to put an end to it as I'm sure most of you will understand. I know I'm asking alot, and I don't expect some of you to fully understand, but If you guys could just relax about all this, and give me the benefit of the doubt, I would appreciate it alot. I have no problem with you guys, but please PLEASE, stop throwing accusations. Thanks for understanding guys.

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>>92886903
this is for taking my show away from me and stopped making me rich, Cartoon Network

I used to write fanfiction about myself being stranded on a island with bikini resort that was occupied by various female characters from comics,vidya and cartoons.

I had to destroy that harddrive.

>>92888632

You are now aware that he married a woman with the last name "Faust".

>>92890629
>crossover harem fic
id read it if it was good quality

>>92890533
Calm down Jake, before you rupture a vien like you rupture lolis.

>>92885143
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>>92890629
You at least had the decency to let FictionYou fuck them right, not just constant cockteasing?

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>>92890533

>>92890409
you are new to /co/

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>>92890776
>harem
>good quality

>>92890409
Nah I'm too lazy to samefag.

>>92890435
as a shota lover and shota expert I have to say that his self insert looks like him but reduced in size, not like an actual young boy at all

bad shota, bad

>>92890579
Proof or no more (you)s

>>92891196

This
I wouldnt touch that design with a 10 ft pole in terms of /ss/

Did I miss something?

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>>92890533
t. Jake

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>>92891196
yeah, he's not really a shota at all, unlike, say, any of these

>>92891359
>Flapjack even has the lipbite look
damn

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>>92891290

>>92891423
don't forget
>wrote the twerking episode
>wiped his forehead off when asked about his favourite PPG in a video

http://io9.gizmodo.com/this-creepy-powerpuff-girls-theory-isnt-true-thank-god-1795730698

>Only thing is, Goldman wasn’t responsible for Jared—at least according to the network. Cartoon Network spokesperson Jean Woo told io9 that the character of Jared Shapiro was created by writer Haley Mancini and co-executive producer Bob Boyle, and Mancini was the principal story writer for the character. The network didn’t clarify why Goldman was brought on to voice the character, but it’s not uncommon for animated shows to include their writers or artists in the show—like Pendleton Ward, who voices Lumpy Space Princess on his show Adventure Time. Plus, former Powerpuff Girls storyboard artist Grace Kraft wrote on a Twitter thread that the artists modeled Jared after Goldman because he fit the character, and figured it’d be fun if he voiced him too.

>>92886589
Calling bullshit on this.
>>92890533
You need to sharpen your concern trolling game before you can join the master shitposter /co/uncel, my young padawan.

>>92891577

>io9.gizmodo

Fuck off

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>>92885143
lmao he looks like melonpan

>>92890302
At least that one rhymes, although it ain't got shit on my boy >>92887920

>>92891577
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfZjNzM6lJU
>1:12

Pure coincidence.

>>92891646
yuck

>>92885143
laying low, like any Smart person would do in this situation. no matter what he does people would bombard him with bullshit due to that tweet

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>>92891646

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>>92890772
......DUDE

>>92885143
Someone post the screenshot from the show with the food truck called "Jake's Noodz".

>>92885143
Wow, what a piece of shit.
Preying on Blossom? REALLY?

>>92891808
That is a face of a man who had enough of this shit

>>92891646
Is that in Japan? Dude must be like:

>Fucking white gaijin

>>92891852
No wonder it went this long undetected, it's just so ridiculous. I have never seen anyone waifu a powerpuff girl, especially Blossom. That's incredibly niche. Compare it to that Make A Wish kid who wanted to marry Raven and got a TTG episode dedicated to him. It's not weird because almost everyone had a crush on Raven at some point in their lives. Jake, on the other hand, will be known as that one guy who wants to fuck Blossom.

>>92892155
the red poster on the right looks like it has cyrillic.

>>92891852
Well she IS the best Powerpuff. She's cute and smart and a leader. Is it really so wrong for Jake to want to be with a girl like that? Besides, the character is the same age as Blossom, so it's not really pedo. It's not like I would ever do anything bad to a real child, the show is just presenting a harmless childhood romance.

>>92885143
> tweeted dozens of times every day

I still don't get why anons have this particular beef against people with twitter accounts. Like you're gonna lecture someone about frivolous posting from fucking 4chan?

>>92892231
t. Jake

>>92886589
>>92886732

If it's really you, take a piece of paper, write the date on it and snap a photo of it with something uniquely identifiable (could be your face, could be a unique item you have). Otherwise you'll just go down as somebody trolling for replies.

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>>92891646
Delete this

>>92892224
Hi Jake.

>>92886589
>but If you guys could just relax about all this
if you really are Jake, then just improve yourself and stop thinking you still have any moral high ground to judge others.

>>92892155
he's in sweden

Guys who is more pathetic at this point: Jake Goldman or Anthony Burch?

>>92892675
Anthony would write about a character fucking his waifu and self insert as the toilet seat she finds out she was pregnant on.

>>92885143
What news

>>92891577
>artists modeled Jared after Goldman because he fit the character, and figured it’d be fun if he voiced him too.
this keeps coming up but they pass it under the rug like nothing

hey dumbshits, he still agreed to it
and it looks fucking awful as hell

>>92885191
>yall
>>>/pol/

>>92891646
Looks like the tranny my ex friend is friends with.

>>92890814
>>92890906
>>92891581
>>92891619 Hey, Holocaust jokes, too! Stay classy, /co/mrades!
Seriously, though, who is this man and why should I care? Is he another Dan Schneider type, I'm assuming?

>>92885428
Oh my god u guys :)

>>92892971
hes ur mom lmao

>man has a waifu
>tries to be with her
>people ridicule and critize him

Just let him have his elementary school cartoon girlfriend.

>>92893066
....you have to be over 18 to post on here, young 'un.
Otherwise wow savage burn

>>92893136
Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers.
I don't know what you were expecting.

>>92885459
Perhaps CN fell for the sunk cost fallacy. I see no other reason to keep this thing going.

Be nice to Jake, he picked the best Powerpuff to waifu. He has good taste.

>>92893162
Asking who the guy is is a stupid question? Right-o....

>>92893358
Considering there's been two threads up about this for roughly a week AND you could have easily googled it, yes.
It was a stupid question and you should feel bad.

Someone post the picture of Aku fucking Blossom in front of Jake

>>92890533
>visit 4chan
>get triggered by little bit of party van humor

>>92893484
*link
rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2205006

>>92885428
Jake "I wanna give that red-head some mean bed head" Goldman
Jake "Utonium better not hide her, because I want inside her" Goldman
Jake "I want to sniff Blossom's legs, then give her a bowl of eggs" Goldman

>>92891255
Not even the one linked here >>92889427?

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>>92891359
>no Teen Titans Go Robin or Beast Boy

>>92892155
>metro train with only 5 people in it who are all white
>is this japan

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Who wore it better?

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>>92894272
Aku obviously.

But alas, you cannot compete with perfection.

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>>92894447

>>92894238
it could be the gajins only train.

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>>92894544

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>>92894544
BLACKED

>>92885191
>I was enjoying that kids relationship with Blossom

kill yourself pls

>>92893622
I visit /CO/ so as to at least MINIMISE all this stupid-arse /b/tard, /pol/ level DURHH TEH JEWWZ DONE EVERYFING HERE'S A GIF OF SOMEONE SHITTING ON A BABY'S CHEST SO EDGY GUISE CHILD PORN TOPKEK LOLOLOLOLLLLLLL
>>92893407
...and I didn't see those threads btw. I don't know who Jake Goldman is, and I don't know who or what Blossom is. Fuck this thread I'm Audi 5000
>didn't even google this motherfucker

>>92894544
Or here >>92893843

>>92885143
He's waiting for it to blow over, which is smart.
I think it's fair to call out this show on it's double standards in terms of what's considered 'appropriate' but I think y'all are taking it too far at this point. We're now just confirming why the rest of 4chan just refers to /co/ as Tumblr.

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>>92894594
You mean Aku'd

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>>92894544
He should feel honored to be cucked by the Master of Masters

>>92894632
Someone do this but with Blossom
TCB where are you?

>>92894544
>berserk last episode

>>92894614
Wtf is /CO/?

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>>92894594
>Aku, babe! You'll never GUESS what I just saw! You know that Jake Goldberg wimp? Curly hair, glasses? Well he was HANGING himself in his CLOSET!

>I mean Aku-kazoo-pickle-me-too, I KNEW you fucked him up when you filled that pint-size powerhouse with your UNSPEAKABLE evil, but man!

>I mean, what a FREAK! Looked like a walking vagina! HAW HAW HAW!

>>92885143
How much of a white knight numale was he on Twitter

Judging by that photo probably a fucking lot.

>>92894624
Why, because /co/ isn't particularly against things like non-white people, gay marriage, feminism and secular liberal values?
This board is bad enough as it is without the /pol/sters and /b/gans shitting up decent threads. Actually they never come to the decent threads 'cause they wouldn't know good comics if they kicked them in the head and married their sister

>>92894717
It's /co/, but SHOUTED, yeah? Or at least for emphasis.

>>92894717
It's /co/ but if you're a newfag from a safe space.

>>92894715
made that post

>>92894716
FUN FACT: I thought season 5 was headed for this before episode 9.
Which is why I drew rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2197305

>>92894745
Retweets anti-Trump news for the most part. The rest is dumb nu-PPG projects and stuff.

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>>92894875
YOU THINK THAT I WOULD STICK *ME* IN *THERE?* DISGUSTING! I OUGHT TO BANISH YOU TO THE PIT OF HATE FOR EVEN CONCEIVING SUCH A THING.

>>92885143
>since the news broke
what news broke‽

>>92892675
Nobody is more pathetic than Burch.
Jake Goldman is taking the smart path here, he's staying offline and just being glad he's not Burch.

>>92894911
Whoever smell't it, dealt it

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>>92894875
Well, Aku is a vile villain.
Certainly wouldn't put it past him if he thought he could use something like that to 1-UP Jack.

Of course there's no telling whether or not he would go through with it. 50/50 chance he'd snap back without doing anything and it would end with "It's just a prank, bro"

>>92894758
>/pol/sters and /b/gans
Even excluding the rest of your post that ousts you as a newfag, this is fucking stupid.
Kill yourself, faggot.

>>92894758
It's "/pol/acks" and "/b/tards"
GO BACK TO TUMBLR

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>>92894911
Well, uh, no offense master, but you were the one to conceive Ashi...

>>92895019
Aku seems to have no concept of sex and to have little understanding of the gravity of romantic love, either. He wasn't even gonna bother with Ashi until he had a surprise family reunion.

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>>92895128
YOU SHOOT A LOAD OF YOUR ESSENCE INTO A CUP *ONE* TIME...

>>92895130
>*no concept of pregnancy

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>>92895130
>Aku's wedding night, Blossom waits in his bedchambers expectantly
>In the next room, Aku frantically fumbles the phone sweating profusely
>"S-SAMURAI...! WHAT IS SEX?!"

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>>92895271
>Aku, private things are personal!

>>92895056
Hahah newfag, good one lad, if you can't see that I just made those terms up then you're a fucking idiot. Enjoy your comfy echochamber of a thread with your pedojokes and TEH JOOOZZZZ!!!

>>92890217
>Jake "I get a chubby when she's all nubby" Goldman
ftfy you talentless piece of shit

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>>92895317
>i was just pretending to be retarded

>>92895317
The way you type speaks to me as a person. It tells me that you have a hard on for Blossom and are trying to protect someone with as pure of love for her as you. Fucking faggot.

>>92895271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMIfU40SVbg

>>92895498
Well, I didn't need my sides, anyway.

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>>92895316
>"AKU KNOWS NO PRIVACY. NOW, FOOLISH SON-IN-LAW, TELL ME WHAT I WANT TO KNOW OR I WILL BE EXPLAINING TO MY DAUGHTER WHY I CHANGED YOUR HONEYMOON RESERVATIONS TO THE PIT OF HATE!"

>>92895380
>>92895408
you're both retarded faggots for taking the bait

>>92885191
>I was enjoying that kids relationship with Blossom
whoa jake, i didn't know you browsed 4chan

>>92895538
It is increasingly difficult to know who is and who isn't retarded these days.

>>92885428
Jake "Wait, You Mean This ISN'T Allowed On TV?!" Goldman

>>92895538
>haha I was only pretending to be retarded

>>92895336
Get your own names, chump.

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>>92895528
>...very well. I cannot believe I am doing this.

>First, Aku, what do you know of foreplay?

>>92892971
Sigh, since no one seems to care about spoonfeeding...
Jake Goldman is a writer for the current Powerpuff Girls reboot. He has included a self-insert character to be Blossom's love interest in EVERY EPISODE HE WRITES IN.

Keep in mind that the girls are now in middle school (in this reboot).

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>>92895691
>"Fore...play? Is this some form of PHYSICAL TORTURE?"

>>92889416
>>92889608
No he's cuckqueaning her.

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>>92895746
>In...a manner of speaking. You slowly build your partner's...anticipation...through caresses, kisses, whispered words, that sort of thing. It is meant to build desire and a sense of intimacy so that the moment will ultimately be more enjoyable. So it is...reverse torture?

>Aku, are you SURE you do not have some sort of sex robot that could be telling you these things?

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>>92895845
"Hmm, no, I cannot say I am familiar with these concepts. This is all very new to Aku. Yes. Very alien."

>"But believe me, Samurai, you were not the first person called upon by the Shogun of Sorrow to help solve this...conundrum. I only go to you because others only answer in profanity and confusing slurs."

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>>92896059
>Hm. Well. I suppose I could say "do the exact opposite of what you are usually compelled to do when you have someone at your mercy," and that might work.

>You will know you have done well when she flips you on your back and pins you. There may be some biting.

Have there been any updates on this shit since? Or even articles that have come out?

>>92885428
Jake "no Aku, she's not for you" Goldman

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>>92890772
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

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>>92896354

see

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>>92894544
I'm surprised it took this long

>>92891646
hey that's a splatoon hat

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>>92890533
get these normals outta here

You people need to stop harassing this man. This is just like the Steven Universe twitter drama all over again. He is just doing his job yet all you people are intent on ruining his life just because he wrote some episodes of a cartoon you didn't like. You are all a bunch of Alt-Right cyberbullies.

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>>92894544
Yes! Yes!!

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>>92894726
>Aku-kazoo-pickle-me-too
Oh fuck, this thread keeps getting better and better!

>>92894544
Someone send this to him on twitter

>>92894238
guy next to him is absolutely at least half japanese, the chick's hair and bag make her look gyaru as fuck, and the dude sleeping in the reflection looks super japanese. (also sleeping on the train is super japanese).

PLUS the ad with the green dog is a japanese ad. The poster in the corner says "NANKAI". Train looks like all the tokyo rails I've ever been on. Plus he's a fucking american weeb doing cosplay. why the fuck would he go to sweden

>>92891646
That guy's face makes this picture.

>>92891680
>dat sweat wipe

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>>92897316
I got a million of 'em, babe.

>>92894614
Get off. Don't come back. We don't want you, so find people who do.

>>92891577
>all that pedophilia apologism in the comments

>>92894272
Why do people romanticize the Phantom?
He was a stalker, creeper and emotional and physically abused her.
Not to mention threaten to kill himself and others.
I guess if people romanticize Harley and Joker I shouldn't be surprised.

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>>92896109
>"Well that was...EXHILARATING."

>"Confusing, yes. Humiliating, perhaps. But EXHILARATING, no less! W-where does Aku go from here...?"

>92897369
fucking this

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>>92897799
>You might try cuddling, Aku. Congratulations on not doing something evil. I think.

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>>92887920
>Jake "Ravioli ravioli cum in the ginger loli" Goldman

>>92894726
VOCAROOFAG WHERE ARE YOU

>>92897791
It's the same as with Romeo and Juliet. People have no sense of subtlety or depth to their thinking processes. They see somebody speaking flowery, no matter the context, and they think it's somebody intelligent, sophisticated and poise. And in our twitter generation, that means anybody who doesn't resort to spouting memespeak.

>>92897876
Vocaroofag is the new Shaggyfag!

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>>92891646
fucking weebs man

>>92885191
Arent the PPGs in kindergarten?

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>>92897840
>THANK YOU FOOLISH SON IN LAW! FOR SHOWING ME THE LIGHT I GIVE YOU MY BLESSING TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER!

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somebody send him the aku cuck pic through twitter!

>>92897986
In the real series, they went to Pokey Oaks Kindergarten or something, yeah.

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>>92897840
>"Ohhhh...! "Cuddle"...is that what she meant by "spooning"? Aku must admit, he was...confused by her request."

>>92894758
People like you are the reason I loathe this place. Please, find people who think you're funny, or "morally above" fun like them, and never let go of them for accepting what a colossal tool that you are.

>>92897876
Probably over in the Ashi Appreciation Thread, if he's anywhere.

>>92898207
Was there one today?

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>post yfw he he finally tweets again

>>92898241
Yeah. Not much discussion going on yet, though.

>>92898241
>>92895895

>>92897791
Those are the reasons Aku is perfect for that role tho.
It's not supposed to be romantic. There's a reason Christine doesn't choose the Phantom and it's because they don't actually love each other. Christine thinks of Erik as more of a father figure, and Erik is just desperate to be shown affection by someone who has seen his face.

>>92897897
You can be into the aesthetics and sensuality of the musical, read the book and spinoff, and analyzed each thoroughly, and still understand/acknowledge/accept that the Phantom is a melodramatic yandere and should not be with Christine.

Case in point: NuPPG portrays it as the shallow forbidden romance and I just parody it because I can't take anything seriously

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>>92898076
>It is...a figure of speech, Aku. You sit or lay with someone, hold them. Enjoy their presence. There are no spoons involved.

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>>92895130
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>>92898755

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>>92885143
Nope, I'm definitely still alive.

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>>92892879
Wrong. tumblrites appropriated and use the term for the same reason they dye their hair call themselves made-up genders: to cover their crippling lack of personalities.

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>>92898464
>"Ugh...BORING. Perhaps I should rouse the small one from her slumber so that we may continue to consummate our affections instead.

>>92897986
In reboot I think they went to 1st grade or something. Cause the old school burned down so they had to move to the elementary school. Not sure what grade they are in.

>>92897791
Because most people have never seen the musical and especially haven't read the book and instead go off of the pop cultural osmosis from the musical's popularity. So they got the "ugly guy who is really intelligent and poetic seduces a beautiful young opera singer" and not the "also he's a psycho living in the sewers who kills anyone who even tangentially gets between him and his waifu" part.

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>>92899163
>Don't knock it until you've tried it, Aku.

>>92899323
it didnt burn down you mong
bubbles dropped radioactive green shit on the class hamster and it destroyed the school by growing too big

>>92898976
>I'm not allowed to say y'all anymore despite the fact that I've been using it since I was a kid
No. I refuse to let another word get stolen by them.

>>92885428
Jake "if she eats a kid's meal, then her v-card I shall steal" Goldman

Jake "

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>>92898460
Interesting analysis.
So what is it that drew you to AkuBloss? I don't know the specifics, but I am aware you have been shipping them for a very long time.

>>92898460
>>92897791
The Phantom gets romanticized because most people have a shallow knowledge of the source material at best, and because it tends to get reduced to 'primal but poor man' and 'rich and refined woman,' which is an absurdly old romantic trope well-loved by both sexes.

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>>92899617
>pic related + crossover fanfics circa 2004 = trolling with crackship
>trolling with crackship + spreading it to get reactions = exposure
>greater exposure = greater chance of running into someone who takes it a step further
>more serious fanfics + theories of growing complexity = autistic faggotry = akubloss

>>92886589
Real talk, I hope your life gets better. :)

>>92885191
This is some horrid smelling bait

>>92899592
It's a horrible word, you should be relieved.

>>92885143
is he literally /ourguy/

>made is OC headcannon true
>niggas be so mad that they cry posting "REE, my childhood"

is /co/ rekt? I believe so

>>92901074
he's a bluepilled jew faggot
literally the anti-/ourguy/

>>92895336
Jack "talentless piece of shit" Goldman

>>92901148
go back to pol you brainwashed racist. Jews didn:t do anything wrong

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>>92885143
>tfw my friend on Twitter is single-handedly responsible for this meme

>>92901229
No, they're not.

>>92885143

>Has he killed himself?

>obvious jew

hopefully

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>>92885143
I was here for the original thread that broke the news.

Shame he made it so obvious. Shouldn't have aimed so high. Should have let some one else voice the character.

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>>92885191
>I was enjoying that high schooler's relationship with a five year old girl

>>92885143
what news?

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>character is named Jared

hmmmm

>>92890533
>>92892971
I want moralfags to leave

>>92903582
That school doesn't have grades tho.

Technically he wasn't a high schooler

>>92894726
>>92897876
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KysaVgGixH
I Kinda botched the laugh, but after a few takes it was as good as I could get it.

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>>92905021
Still kekworthy

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>>92885191
You actually watch this garbage?

>>92885191
>watching nu ppg
You deserve everything coming to you

>>92892204
Get off of your ivory tower faggot. I had a crush on Buttercup when I was a kid.

>>92885143
Holy fuck he looks like such a kike

Wasn't there an episode where the girls meet their future 'daughter' but they don't who the mother really is but they are sure that it's one of them? Name of the ep please

>>92903701
REEEEALLY gets your brain thinking, anon!

Don't worry, a character name like Jared Shapiro concerned me too when I first heard the name

>>92885143
I bet /pol/ is having a field day with this guy. Jews are pretty degenerate teebee8ch famalamadingong.

>>92892971
>>>/reddit/

>>92886589

Pasta

You guys might be developing an obsession with this.

>>92908128
What did you expect from people who incessantly talk about a show they hate? The sane majority has already walked away from the show.

You're looking at the ones who haven't been able to move on yet (mixed with a few curious types such as myself). Some compassion might be in order.

>>92894614
Fucking leave you fucking candy ass roodypoo niggerfaggot

http://io9.gizmodo.com/this-creepy-powerpuff-girls-theory-isnt-true-thank-god-1795730698

>>92885191
I'd tell you to go back to Tumblr, but even Tumblr wouldn't take your dumb ass.

>>92908852
That article is a load of bullshit. Why are there so many autists in the comments defending this guy?

>Only thing is, Goldman wasn’t responsible for Jared—at least according to the network. Cartoon Network spokesperson Jean Woo told io9 that the character of Jared Shapiro was created by writer Haley Mancini and co-executive producer Bob Boyle, and Mancini was the principal story writer for the character. The network didn’t clarify why Goldman was brought on to voice the character, but it’s not uncommon for animated shows to include their writers or artists in the show—like Pendleton Ward, who voices Lumpy Space Princess on his show Adventure Time. Plus, former Powerpuff Girls storyboard artist Grace Kraft wrote on a Twitter thread that the artists modeled Jared after Goldman because he fit the character, and figured it’d be fun if he voiced him too.

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>>92887097
Underated

>>92906509
Same

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>>92887920
>Jake "Ravioli ravioli cum in the ginger loli" Goldman
holy shit my sides

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>>92905021

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>>92887920
Well done, lad.

>>92908965
What bothers me most about it isn't the damage control, but that fuckers lap it up.
Sure, yeah, a company has never ever lied to protect their best interests.

>>92886589
>>92886732
Post timestamp

>>92892703
wat

>>92905021
10/10

>>92905021
Holy shit.

>>92893660
Why does an anon in the comments call it incest?

>>92895696
They're still the same age though no?

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>>92911465
pic related

>>92892703
my sides

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>>92905021
Thanks dude

Jake "Finger the Preteen Ginger" Goldman
Jake "I'm Feeling Randy, Would You Like Some Candy" Goldman
Jake "Kinder Surprise In My Pants" Goldman
Jake "There's One Flower I'd Deflower" Goldman
Jake "Popping a Bone in the Foster Home" Goldman

I've never laughed this hard in my entire life until today
Thank you /co/

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>>92898755
That body honestly makes for a good fit for Blossom

>>92911614
Huh, is this from an actual comic?

>>92885143
the shame and embarrassment is probably soul crushing

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>>92905021
>>92894726

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>>92905021
10000000000000000/10

>>92912750
Not an "official" one but yes

>>92894208
those screechy faggots dont deserve to be on there.

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Blessed thread