The Emoji Movie looks bad but it's probably still more bearable

>dabbing
>fidget spinners
That's a dangerous amount of cancer.

What's dabbing?

>>92876987
It probably won't even be the worse animated movie to come out this year. Shit, it's not even the worse blatant commercialism cartoon we've had. Animation is at such a decent place right now that this movie's presence pissing people off is just a sign that people are actually giving a shit. As opposed to, you know, the entirety of the 80's.

yeah this whole ironic meme culture shit is getting old

>>92877030
a random gesture in which you extend your arms to one side and dab your head in the crook of your elbow.

I've liked Jack's videos for years now but yeah this was pretty stupid even ironically

>>92877065
For what purpose?

>>92877030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2EfpQiOQrY

>sonyshills trying to convince people the emoji isn't shit by comparison to even stupider shit

>July 28, 2017
I'm honestly surprised it's coming so soon.

>>92877053
>It probably won't even be the worse animated movie to come out this year.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animated_feature_films_of_2017
You tell me.

>>92877053
>Animation is at such a decent place right now
Which animation are we talking? Anywhere outside the West animation is doing fantastic.

>>92877090
something about DUDE WEED
I dunno it's a black people meme

>>92877090
generally done as a celebratory gesture or as a sort of alternative to bowing.

>>92877112
Wait, there's a Hey Arnold! movie coming out this year?
Why the fuck didn't anyone say anything about this?

>>92877087
if he had stopped at the 1 hour analysis of the trailer it would have been fine but this pushed the joke too far

What is it with fidget spinners, give them back to the ADHD kids that actually need it
fuck normies

>>92877190
suddenly after a weekend each of my students has like 2 of those things, wth what happened this weekend ?

>>92877218
You a high school teacher? God help your soul.

Anyways, it's a dumb trend that will die in a month.

>>92877147
We did, back when it was announced. There hasn't been much about it since, save for a cast announcement.

But it's going to be, save perhaps for some rewrites, Craig Bartlett's original vision for "The Jungle Movie" before being canned by Nickelodeon back in the 90s/00s. Most of the original cast is returning, but the voices of Arnold and Gerald (among some others, I believe) will be replaced, though their original VAs will have cameo appearances.

>>92877262
Kinda curious as to what the animation/art style is gonna look like considering the current animation climate in the West.

These widgit spanners became too popular, too fast. It's a conspiracy, clearly, but to what end?

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>>92877286
https://variety.com/2016/tv/news/hey-arnold-the-jungle-movie-images-first-look-1201819923/
It's not a far stretch from the original character designs, but it's certainly different from what we grew up on.

>>92877262
Well it's good that it's finally getting some cloDO THEY FUCK OR Nsure

>>92877318
Looks more digital. I guess that's to be expected.

>>92877318

>but it's certainly different from what we grew up on.

I didn't realize they were revitalizing Hey Arnold until now. To be fair, first few early seasons of Hey Arnold were different then its later half before it was cancelled. I think every single school kid outside of Helga, Arnold, and Gerald had their personality changed. Harold in particular went from a bully to a fat retarded wimp.

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>>92877299

fnord

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>>92877367
>Harold in particular went from a bully to a fat retarded wimp.

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>>92877406
git gud

there are several possible outcomes with this movie

1.It's a terrible movie and no one goes to see it and Sony Pictures Animation dies forever

2. So many people go see it just to see how bad it is and thus entices Sony to make more terrible cash grab movies instead of anything else that's actually good

3. The movie turns out to be not QUITE as terrible as we all think it will be and will do decently

I really, REALLY hope it's that last one, but if this movie fails horribly, I will not feel upset for Sony at all. I don't think anyone would.

>>92877698
3 is the most likely, but I don't think it will do well at the box office at all. It won't completely flop but it will be painfully mediocre. 2 is the most unlikely, anyone who hates the concept will just pirate it out of morbid curiosity.

>>92876987
I doubt it, this whole movie's selling value is in emojis. It recycles the same fucking storyline you could ever use: disposessed protagonist who feels he has a higher purpose and resists norms to challenge society with the help of a Mary Sue and cheap gags to further the plot. Could it get any worse?

>>92879119
Let me rephrase:
It recycles the most overused plot you could ever use.

>>92879150
fuck it who cares just let it happen, like two trains colliding

>>92877112
>all this soulless CGI garbage
Holy shit. I hope Hey Arnold and MLP movie will save the western animation.

>>92877190
Do they even know it's supposed to be for ADD

They seem to be using them like they're tech decks or something

>>92879321
you know they've been banned in schools and a lot of buildings now because of normies using them as toys and basically breaking shit/hurting people by using them as fucking projectiles?

>>92877190
The thing is, there has been no actual long term study hat fidget spinners actually help ADHD kids or relief stress in any way.
It's just the industry marketing them as such.

>>92877190
>>92877218
It's the new "Pokemon Go." At least kids are playing with toys again.

>>92877112
>My Entire High School Sinking Into the Sea

>>92877022
I'm surprised that faggot ain't dead yet. That's enough cancer to kill 30 grown men.

>>92877112
>Fate/stay night Movie
>Hey Arnold!: The Jungle Movie
>Anime Godzilla and Resident Evil
>Lego Ninjago: The Movie
What the fuck? Have I been under a rock? >The Nut Job 2
Fuck this shit.

>>92877190
My grandma sent me one unannounced. Died a little inside when I got it, so I gave it to some girl for free. Hardly even touched the damn thing

>>92879820
I know I have

>>92876987
I'm not even angry anymore just tired and sad that presenting things in an overly cynical ironic facade is the only way most people can vent these days.

>>92879568
I hate how nowadays social media has to blow everything out of proportion, showing that shit fucking everyhwere until everyone gets tired of it

Pokemon Go was everywhere, even the fucking news, now no one plays it anymore

>>92879919
4Chan is complaining about things they themselves spread and popularized yet again.SAD

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>>92877698
The movie is going to make huge bank even if it's complete shit

>lel so bad let's go see it XD

>>92877190
>>92879321
how're they supposed to have anything to do with ADHD?
t. ADHD and always just thought they were weird.

is it like a focus on motion or something like with autism?

I don't even know what a fidget spinner is. Silly americans and their fotm trends.

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>>92876987
I feel sick looking at this shit

>>92881153
that shit's all over europe too, dunno what backwards shithole you are from

>>92881815
A shithole better than America apparently

>>92881153
Shut up, Sealand.

>>92877022
>unironically using cancer to describe anything

Fucking cancerous

>>92879850
>Died a little inside when I got i
yeah ugh modern toys
why can't kids these days play with something meaningful like pogs or marbles
ugh they just don't understand and i feel sorry for them ugh i'm so above these children

>>92877698
> Sony Pictures Animation dies forever

Dude, even the commercials are packed with their product placement. Even if they claim the money was lost in the garbage fire, they've already lined their pockets.

>>92877118
You're joking, right?

>>92877112
>The Jetsons & WWE: Robo-WrestleMania!
Why does Warner Bros. try to shoehorn WWE into all their IPs?

>>92876987
>Emoji movie
Truly a sign the rot has reached its terminal stage.

>>92881981
how would you react if your grandma got you marbles?
pretty sure anon's point was that he's a full grown adult

>>92882460
Pretty sure that comment's meant to be sarcastic to how anon reacted to getting a fidget spinner.

>>92877218
Every single time these things are mentioned a person claiming to be an annoyed teacher gets summoned out of the ether.

>>92882263
WWE is paying them to do it.

>>92882545
the point is that his grandmother got him a fucking toy for children so he gave it to an actual child what's there not to understand??

>>92877065
the WORD dab sounds like something hipsters made up, it just sounds so fucking faggot drenched i hate it!

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So, has it really been cancelled, or are they just going to make it later?

>>92882810
Cancelled.

>>92882823
Darn. Oh well.
What is Sony making after Emoji, anyway?

>>92882837
The Star, a movie about some talking animals helping out with the birth of Jesus.

>>92877098
god its like a parody but its serious

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>>92882851

>>92882851
>Executive producers are two of the Hensons
>Producer is known for films like Pursuit of Happyness and Heaven is for Real
Uh...

>>92879850
b&

The emoji movie hate or really hate for any new animated movie being released is more annoying to me then those movies themselves

Is it a meme to combine the current things kids these days like, like dabbing, fidget spinners and other shit.